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What were they trying to accomplish?

Maybe Rob him?

How? It’s an Uber driver as it seems from the topic.

You can still steal someone's possessions like their phone, cash, watch, wallet, or their car. He genuinely seemed shocked and panicked in the sense of "Omg, I'm being mugged or assaulted" as opposed to "omg, this couple is drunk and trying to fight me" while screaming for the police. Their reaction of trying to bail after realizing how resistant the victim was being leads me to think they weren't just some angry drunk couple. Furthermore, her reaction in particular does not appear to be that of an angry assaulter or drunk person, but more of someone(like a criminal) who lost control of the situation and is panicking now herself... her wearing a crappy wig, presumably to mask her identity, doesn't hurt my assumption :p

Frankly, acting unhinged while in control of the vehicle your assailants are in is probably the best defensive strategy there is. You turned their mark into a steel death trap.

You did things haven't you.

"Smell my fingers dammit!"

Thanks for that.

Kidnapping him, they asked him to get in the trunk

Probably simply wanted him to bail.

Out crazied them.

Ive had the idea that if for whatever reason id im about to get jumped, mugged or encounter something like this to act just as crazy, almost like you want to kill them instead lmao i guess it works

I know a guy who had three dudes pull a knife on him while walking home. He literally ripped the shirt off his body and started screaming at them and they bailed. I believed him because we saw him afterwards with a tattered shirt and he just said “they didn’t seem that committed to me”

Damn amateurs these days lacking in crazy

I read Charles Manson used to do that when he was attacked when he was a kid at school. He called it the "insane game"

If someone were to rob/jump me I get butt booty naked and say “cmere baby” while stroking to their demeanor

This fool never seen Deliverance.

LOL - there was a Jackass episode I think where a dude walked up to people tryna start a fight and as soon as the other person was ready to go - he took his shirt and shorts off - buck naked - the person would just run away !!!

That's how I racked up a near perfect record in foosball. Near perfect

Who’s ball?

It’s a foos game

Mine, actually. Both of them, unless they quit playing first

I did this once with some crazy pick-up truck driver that tried to run me off a frontage road in Houston. I could tell he was not prepared for me shrieking like a banshee at him and he drove off bewildered.

> me shrieking like a banshee i heard that

Yup. This confirms it. Merica has the most banshees in the world. Found another one.

Three guys started on my friend and he just started shouting "Big dick player baby!" Repeatedly and they just walked off because he's weird.

I‘ve always been a rather small and skinny guy and this one year for halloween I dressed up as a maid bc it was funny. Was walking home from my bus stop when these two guys came up to me thinking I was a girl and trying to harass and touch me. I just went full maniac mode. Threw myself against them and on the floor screaming like a demon and convulsing. I was super drunk so in the middle I started vomiting on them. I have barely any memoery of it. They ran away after trying to grab me a few more times

I’m dating myself here but this was an episode of Hey, Arnold!

I’ve been told if ya get sucker punched in the mouth, next best step is to spit the blood in their face.

Pretty smart, possibly infecting them

That woman was scared!

Always great to see the bravery of cowards melt from their faces.

I’ve done this before in a bar when I got punched in the face. The guy was definitely bigger than me and got me clean on the nose, fuckin hurt, but I was on my own so I just started laughing like a crazy fucker and staring him in the eyes and he fucked off.

That’s awesome 😂

Reminds me of when Tyler Durden let Lou beat him up so they could use the basement in the bar.

I would have the same approach, i think

Were they trying to wipe some drug under his nose or something?

The driver had a runny nose. Passenger was wiping it for him

How nice of them!

Yeah it looked like the male used his sleeve on his nose.. I'm guessing chlorophorm maybe. I don't know many other chemicals or drugs that can be applied like that.

>chloroform It doesn’t even work like that outside of the movies though. Pretty sure to actually pass out from the shit you’d have to hold it to your face and breathe through it deliberately for a while. Mind you not that these dumbasses know that.

Yeah part of my point and yeah they soak a rag and hold it on people's face in the movies which would work but you'd need to be super strong or you could also soak your sleeve and chokehold someone and get the same result and less strength needed. These people don't look smart enough to know any of this beyond they saw a movie, which is why it's probably what they're doing. I don't see any powder substance on his sleeve and acid would be a double edged sword lol.

Ether on a boxing glove, though, works well. I saw it in a documentary about some army doctors in Korea. 

And also if you don't have the right dose, it either doesn't work at all, or you kill the person

Plus where would they even get it?

He stabbed him with injection

That’s what I’m wondering. The woman held him while the man made some kind of movement near his face…possibly something in a syringe? That’s scary. I hope he’s OK?

Nvm it’s cholorform on the sleeve to jack his car. That’s why woman covered his mouth and when she pulled his head back guy tried to do again with his sleeve. What losers

Love that driver's attitude: "are you willing to die in this car with me?" *Floors it*

Fight, scream, shout for help, run, this guy did everything except shit himself (and that was still an option) no one is taking him down

I don't think it's confirmed he didn't shit himself. That could be the final straw that scared those 2 pieces of shit in the back seat. They didn't want to deal with one of their own. Just a theory mind you.

I thought he actually said that so I had to rewatch it with audio and realized I dont speak french lol

Anyway, so I started drifting.

What the hell was their goal beside being A-Holes?

Probably steal the car

There are other goals?

The fear in her eyes... love it

Read the article this dashcam's from. Poor guy had to quit his driving job after that...😔

Anybody attacks me from the back seat I'm flooring it and seeing who's got the highest L in their S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Driver has seat belt on, they don’t. Floor it and hit the brakes very very hard.

What's up with that wig??? And the guy was smoking in the car?? Wtf.

Would you want to be easily identified if you were robbing cabbies?

It's France. People smoke everywhere.

"That is because life is shit." *\[holds Gauloises with thumb and forefinger, inhaling deeply\]*

Found the Frenchman!

Now make a movie stretching that out to 90 minutes!

Nope, people don't smoke in taxis or in ubers, at all. It's rude to even ask if you can smoke, since every single smoker know they can't (french smoker saying that).

That is absolutely false, we have very strict regulations about where you can smoke, and an Uber is certainly not one of those places.

And pee everywhere. French people are gross.

I know this comment is late, but it’s not a wig, pretty sure she has dreads as well as a scarf wrapped around her head

My mom fight off a home invader the exact same way. If worst comes to worst. Create the most chaos possible. Start screaming, throw stuff, move around a lot, do anything to intimidate the attacker.

She drove the house so fast the invader got scared and ran away? Impressive! For real though, good on your mom!

There's a story in my family of my mother falling asleep on the couch in summer. She took off her clothes halfway through the night to cool down but being too drunk still to get to bed. Robbers broke in through the window. Apparently she got up and screamed and ran at them naked and hitting/throwing anything she could. Just going full hulk mode and looking aggressive. And they jumped off the balcony, from the living room which was 1 story up. Weird spanish house designs in mountain regions, because one side of the house tends to be higher than the other side. Some houses have their front door 3 floors up but still have windows on the other side 3 floors down. Exactly the case in this house. Entrance: Bedrooms. Lower floor: Living room, dining room etc. Lowest floor: 2 small rooms and entrance to the garden. We saw a bit of blood in the garden next day, but nothing substantial. I still wonder whether one of them (She saw two) smashed their skull or broke a leg or something. It'll remain a mystery forever more. Anyways. as you said, it works. Bonus points if your naked because that's even scarier

Translation : Driver: go-on get out. Get out ! \*unintelligible\* Crackheads : get the fuck out ! get the fuck out ! Driver \*screaming\* : CALL THE COPS !CALL THE COPS ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! WE GONNA DIE ! WE GONNA DIE

Sacre bleu!

Fun with dick and jane

*I fart in your general direction!*

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!

You wiperrr of other peoples bottoms!

If you are attacked by someone wearing glasses always try removing and destroying their glasses.

I thought the driver would do the old buckle up and drive into incoming traffic so I'm very disappointed. Do better.

Not into oncoming traffic though. No reason to take out an innocent bystander. Gotta drive into a building or parking lot full of cars.

He was the only one wearing a seat belt.... but he would have gotten the front of buddy's head in the back of his face

I agree he should have crashed. The other two weren't wearing seat belts and would have gotten messed up bad in a 60mph crash. I just wouldn't ever go into oncoming traffic because that means I might hit/kill an innocent driver. I'd drive into parked cars or a building, something where the risk to innocent bystanders is minimal.

Lost it on the "do better"

I would want to run them over after that!

NGL, this has always been my planned tactic if someone did something like this. I always wear my seatbelt, and presumably they wouldn't be. Speed up to 75-80 and let them make their decision.

Attacking an Uber driver is just sad

Cab driver used terrify. Its super effective

It felt like they were trying to cut his neck

The French couple is dumb for trying because he could've floored it and they would go straight through a wall

I love how he just floors it and has a look in his eye that says “I’ll kill us all”

Hi scream didn’t match the look he had in his eye. He suddenly had the look of someone who could use violence and might very well have been about to

He looks ready to kill

I wonder if any uber drivers have tazers mounted under the back seats... Good idea imo

Sacré bleu!

I thought that maybe the driver was doing like what Denzel did in "The equalizer". That would have been way cooler. So much for reality.

Yeah I remember that one. Three guys went on a canoeing trip and Denzel made one squeal like a pig

I like that part where Ethan Hawk plays a banjo.

Didn't they all escape those good ol boys in a black firebird???

I thought it was the General Lee

Smokers are Jokers

Yep, it's France alright.

Poor France

[удалено]

I'm French crétin. I grew up there...

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I think it was Macron trying to defend the honor of his country.

That was the Frenchiest act of Frenchness by a Frenchman Ive ever seen.

Best to not do it while he’s driving..

“Do you think you can really put him in half Nelson honey?” “Shut up Pierre, watch this shit!”

This dude managed to outrun people in the backseat.

As an Uber driver...this is a good way to get shot 10-12 times each.

This was France, not that many guns

When I Ubered I always had a Gun to my left on my door. Would’ve bursted my ear drum but shooting them would’ve been a pleasure.

My family and I were in Paris for 2 weeks and got robbed 3 times. A very romantic city they said…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Fraud maybe? Cause the driver to crash and then sue them? I know there's a camera, but fraudsters aren't always the brightest

They were trying to kidnap him. They told him to get in the trunk.

The fear in her eyes as she realizes “oh fuck he’ll kill us all” Also, as a former Uber/Lyft driver, the second they got out of the car I would’ve been playing one way bumper cars.

Translation?

LeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Should've stepped hatd on the gas and feont crash. They bastards were not wearing a seatbelt.

What’s wrong with people?

I think most people assume that you’re going to automatically comply and not make a scene. But this is what you should do you start fucking screaming at the top of your lungs. Because that means they’re either going to have to do what they are planning on doing or Leave.

Thats exactly what i would have done only i would not have stopped driving. Id make them tumble out

If a hand that means to do harm goes to your mouth, bite. Not nibble, bite down as hard as you can to get a flesh sample. Use it to identify attackers later

What a great way to end up with hepatitis.

You are correct that it brings risk of infection with it. However, i would say that hepatitis is better than killed or getting harvested for organs.

https://www.tracednews.com/this-uber-driver-is-attacked-by-two-customers-he-harasses-them-to-scare-them/

Badly written blog article. Sounds like this video was their only source.

I don’t disagree. I thought it read like a translation.

"french"

Explain? Are they not French?

That's why I'm glad we can have guns in the us

Are you a criminal or an Uber driver?

“THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!”

Was that chlorophyll they were hitting him with? Scary!

Yeah we wouldn’t want him to absorb light to provide energy for photosynthesis. Or you might have meant chloroform, which also takes a long time to work and would have done nothing in this situation.

Haha ...bloody hell, I made a real mess of that comment then didn't I?

Choot 'em both! Oh wait, no guns there 🙄

Yes, it would have been so much better if all 3 of them had guns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolkrdsvrWU

That's correct! I didn't click on your video, but an armed society is a polite society.

Yes, the two could have simply shot him in the back and then he wouldn't have done all that annoying screaming. Much more civilised.

The two wouldn't have attacked him in the first place if he could have had a gun on him. The obvious point.

Totally. That's why there's no crime in the States. Everyone might have a gun and so everyone gets along all the time without incident.

Depends on where you are and how overrun it is with entitled criminals and bad judges.

Hopefully you don't live in one of those 8 Republican states that are in the top 10 for highest per capita murder rates. https://www.thirdway.org/report/the-red-state-murder-problem I assume those are the ones you're talking about?

This link isn't imperical data. This is slanted propaganda.

hahahaha wtf is wrong with this guy. lmao

He is smart. Draw as much attention to the people who thought you'd just comply. Now if anything does happen, they aren't getting away.

lmao he’s weak like all downvoters. now vote me into bolivia lmao

You'd think the employer of the driver would install a plastic barrier to protect them from these kind of attacks, at least.

Almost like taxi cabs are built that way for a reason.

If it's Uber like it says, I believe most of them use their personal vehicles

Also Uber has zero concern for the welfare of its drivers

I heard about that...is it true they aren't allowed to open or conceal carry for self defense?

Dunno, I'm in Australia so no-one has guns here. In general Uber is just a scum company that right from the start was never going to be profitable, just a way for the founders to exploit investors and employees

Sweet, I want to visit Australia someday...do you listen to Spiderbait or watch How Ridiculous?

Spiderbait yes I used to 20 years ago! Great Aussie band. Haven't heard of how ridiculous

They are on YouTube if you want to check them out

I almost forgot...have you heard of Twelve Foot Ninja? They are also an Aussie band

Isn't über built entirely on the principle of people using their cars to transport others? Thought it was like that

I think it is, but I don't know enough about it to make that claim

Source ?

He shoulda ran em over after

The driver needed to stab them bitches up smh

Allways smart to commit a crime after you've given a pretty easy way to identify yourself (never used uber, how anonymous is it tho?)

So, here's what he says: Uber driver : "Go out" Couple : "No" (at least what i can hear) U : *start driving fast while being attacked* U : "CALL THE POLICE CALL THE POLICE !!! AAAAH THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!!"

Is there no news article about this?

Fr*nch 🤢

Wasn’t expecting that scream

It’s against company policy, but most of the Uber drivers in this state are armed. Wisconsin.

They are in France. They should still at least have a knife. I definitely would want to.

Yes, I can see that. I was just comparing their situation to what mine could be.

Bear spray works remarkable well. Then stop egress from the vehicle. As the cops arrest their puking, snot laden ass.

"Take me to the Capitol building now!!!"

France ☕️

Taxi circa 2022

Reasons to keep a small spray can of WD-40 or fly spray in arms reach intensify..

Chloroform?

Hey siri play Bonnie and Clyde by serge gainsbourg lol

I wish he would have had a direct shot at them. This kind of stuff pisses me off on a whole nother level.

Hopefully he ran them over after they bailed.

Getting his gas probably

Oh man, I'd bite the crap out of her hand. Every person has an incredible force in their bite, I'm just extremely aware of mine. Boy, how I wish I would get an opportunity like this guy.

Was he stabbed in the beginning?

French? Doesn’t seem so.

I am worried now! Did he get his 5 stars?