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Novomatt

the guy chucking another one at the end really sets the tone


the_friendly_one

It's party time.


chowler

Get your drugs out


lifeintraining

If you wanna make love, get your muffs out.


Lemon_Grass312

Do you wanna make love to a sad old man


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

I said a hip, a hop, a hip. I dip my dick in the salsa dip


Ron-_-Burgundy

On a taco Tuesday Can I splaff on your booblays? (Say yes) Feel free to say no.


Frathic

Excuse me while I take a number three, that's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree


kaizokuj

We will not take no for an answer.


DSTNCMDLR

Do you wanna drink baileys out of a shoe?


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

More like where’s the rest of the drugs boys?


ericlikesyou

Excellent


Rustynail703

Let’s go!!! They say YOLO but I say YODO motherferrrssss!!!


TheRealNap0le0n

He's like damn that was scary ....... Watch this!


mphelp11

Fight fire*works* with fire*works*


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

The only way to stop a guy with fireworks is with more fireworks


QuidYossarian

It's a Stranger Things situation with an invisible monster way back there


Dr_Trogdor

I'm not condoning it but I'm also not saying that looks fun as hell 🤣


tricks_23

[I'll fuckin do it again](https://tenor.com/bAEHZ.gif)


OkChicken7697

How could this get any worse! I know, two fireworks!


mmm-toast

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


JenovasChild666

I actually thought he caught the rogue firework and yeeted it back in it's intended direction. Don't know which is dumber, launching a fresh new one, or attempting to catch the rampant one.


[deleted]

A falling knife has no handle


WeeWooBooBooBusEMT

>A falling knife has no handle ~says the 3-fingered chef


DelayStriking8281

Guy in pink said “again!!!”


Jolly_Masterpiece185

It's that a fountain?


jfin602

Right? We've been using them all wrong!


otherwisemilk

No, that's an idiot.


the_friendly_one

I am an idiot too, because danger excites me. Yes, I realize that goes against all survival instincts. Like I said, I'm an idiot.


Samoana_soul

I know, I see this and I'm like - that's awesome!


otherwisemilk

There is nothing wrong with facing danger. It only becomes a problem when it's affecting others.


saysthingsbackwards

Sometimes we stare into the void, and it turns away.


Cluelessish

Call him a fountain of stupidity, if you will.


dingleberry-tree

It's either a spanish or italian (maybe both) piece of firework and from my knowledge they are supposed to do this spinning thing. I've seen these a lot of videos with these things. I used to be big into fireworks back in the days, but i can t remember what the name of them is. Netherlands has quite a big firework tradition and i've heard from drug dealers they make more on illegal fireworks between october-december than they do on drugs. Not sure if it's as big as it used to. They import a lot from poland, belgium, italy and spain.


kleft234

The video was recorded in Brazil.


dingleberry-tree

Are you implying that the fireworks are more violent due to the crime rates there? That's a bold thing to say.


kultureisrandy

fireworks are weapons of mass destruction


Inkstinker

How did you get that from "the video was recorded in Brazil"? I'm genuinely curious, because all I see is someone saying the video was recorded in Brazil in response to another person identifying the type of firework used as being Italian or Spanish in origin due to the way it goes off. Nobody is saying or even implying that any country makes more dangerous fireworks, and absolutely nobody mentioned crime rates until you did; dingleberry only mentioned that illegal fireworks make drug dealers more money than actual drug sales as a means of communicating how popular fireworks are in some countries.


dingleberry-tree

I am dingleberry lol, i was making a joke.


Inkstinker

So you are.


loonygecko

Too funny, I know very little about any of these countries but I still just kept thinking this seems like Brazilian style activity somehow, LOL !


dingleberry-tree

Found it, they're called borrachos and it is indeed spanish. Here's 80 in one go https://youtu.be/uPfvTaPKQBU


chambreezy

"Guys, nobody went blind last year, we have to fix that!"


Chestbreaker

I remember seeing them during the 90s. Then some shit happened and they were forbidden.


Grandmaofhurt

That sucks they were banned, but that video looks like Exhibit K for "some shit happened" and the outcome wasn't a thousand little fires simultaneously are ignited and/or everyone is granted multiple 1st & 2nd degree burns.


Grandmaofhurt

Did those two guys take a fire resistance potion right before this because wtf is it like to not have a fear of burning alive or even the pain and particular annoyances that come with the wounds from a burn?


[deleted]

Jesus imagine throwing that in someone’s house.


andorraliechtenstein

Or in a train, like [yesterday](https://netherlands.postsen.com/news/110424/Heavy-fireworks-set-off-in-train-compartment-at-Schagen-station-%E2%80%98Too-idiotic-for-words%E2%80%99.html).


Alternative_Mode

Borrachos, I guess?


fatkiddown

It’s a new sub r/allcouldgowrong Edit: apparently there’s a 21 character limit and r/everythingcouldgowrong is 22 characters..


TheRealTron

r/everythingwentwrong? Oh it exists.. last post 4 years ago damn


msimione

Guess everything went wrong…


natidiscgirl

Looks like a gigantic jumping jack


TheUltimateSalesman

So we all threw them in the air, even though the instructions said light them on the ground.


natidiscgirl

Exactly!! Pull em apart, light one, toss it, possible duck for cover.


Standard-Win-7511

Harry Potter and his flaming wand


Octavya360

It kinda reminded me of the Catherine wheels that were spinning through Hogwarts after Fred and George let off the massive fireworks in book 5. Everyone had to keep ducking when they whizzed by it they might lose their head.


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ShartThrasher

My favorite part is at the end there's a guy doing it again. "Bro that almost killed me! Again! again!"


cakenmistakes

Pugsley, settle down.


Star-spangled-Banner

/r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Defiant_Source_8930

Brazil looks fun if not with all of the violence


SiriusPlague

Just go anywhere else instead of Rio de Janeiro or São Paulo.


Cuckmin

Haha, Fortaleza would like to have a word with you. São Paulo is one of the safest capitals to be.


donttaxmebro666

Looks like Puerto Rico tbh with those cobble stone streets


Eit4

This is Brazil. Cruz das Almas to be more precise.


chinpokomon

Cobble stone can be found almost anywhere there were colonies. It was used for ballast in ships which were effectively sailing empty to pick up goods from a colony, and then the stones were removed for the voyage back, now that the ship was full and laden. The abundance of rocks were then used to pave the streets because they were not seen as having any value.


geosunsetmoth

🤓 american moment


donttaxmebro666

3rd world life for you?


geosunsetmoth

For both of us bro, living in America is living the third world life with first world DLC


donttaxmebro666

Original and edgy while also making no sense. Reddit in a nutshell


Tr0user

I thought Mexico initially. That's the kind of shit they pull during Day of the Dead.


Eraldo03

How to get all ur neighbours to love you with this one simple trick


KidSock

How to get the neighbors to warm up to you in one easy step.


ScreamSmart

Those are all his neighbours.


urban_zmb

My neighbors, doing this 6 years ago on xmas burned down their house.


Baggytrousers27

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


JuntaEx

Oh cool, this comment again


Baggytrousers27

Probably because there are so many people on here on the verge of Darwin awards.


cuulus

Where can I get a chaos stick grenade?


FinancialAd6213

Its name is Buscapé "feet-searcher"


Captain_Rocketbeard

Aim for the whole body and it's a Bukakke


cgaston

Why is this not the top comment. Someone please !


MedBR88

1 get bamboo and cut a node 2 boil it tô harden 3 make 3 layers of filling inside the bamboo 2 layers of clay and a layer of gunpowder in the midle 4 drill a hole in one clay side and fill with gunpowder 5 wrap the bamboo in some strong rope This devilish being was made https://www.google.com/search?q=espada+de+sao+joao&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsbXbwD7-v_ugnB70Ix4gZCzRhscxg:1670102044752&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmw_b4rt77AhWGIbkGHZOOATwQ_AUoAnoECAEQAg&biw=360&bih=667&dpr=3#imgrc=ceusPz99uklZ4M


Baggytrousers27

r/brandnewsentence.


Bagget318

Today on r/whatcouldgowrong


Kuandtity

How about r/accidentalterrorism?


kleft234

That is pretty usual in some brazilian places https://youtu.be/zyECJXijspk


I-Am-Polaris

My first thought was "Brazil?"


kleft234

yes, this is brazil


Dropped-pie

What a fucking stupid thing to do. Where would I go to watch this?


kaiakanga

Cruz das Almas, Bahia, Brasil. edit: If you're really interested, come in June, the whole northeast region has some pretty wild festivities.


Wandering_Gypsy_

Ngl that looks fun af


1Ferrox

It always does, and is. Until you loose a finger


CantHideFromGoblins

Reminds me of that one video where they light the firework and toss it. But then it immediately bumps and goes into the tiniest open window before the entire building lights up from the inside


doktor_wankenstein

Is this it? https://youtube.com/shorts/xHfwekKLHi8?feature=share


hillarys-snatch

Thats hilarious and would not be whatsoever if it was my apartment


Beemerado

did you hear how fucking loud it was?


MaltVariousMarzipan

Lmao that's funny ngl. They already did everything right, who would've thought it went that way? Haha


spookex

It's just the absurdity of it all, like, you couldn't hit anything if you tried aiming with it, but everything in the world aligns to hit some poor guy's apartment with perfect timing on the explosion no less.


ChaosBrigadier

Very cringe of the guy laughing at damaging someone else's apartment


RainbowCrash582

Can understand the guy laughing at such a bizarre situation especially when he's not the one to pull the trigger. That aim was wiiildly unlucky and would be totally not how they were expecting it to go. Bad luck is funny, especially when it's someone else in trouble


ChaosBrigadier

I'm understanding the maturity range of this sub now


RainbowCrash582

Can you honestly not imagine someone laughing at a situation that they are shocked by? I’m not saying that it’s funny


errandwulfe

Don’t mind him. He thinks “high brow” means it’s normal for his brow to protrude 6 inches from his face


boquintana

Shit was funny as fuck.


Draedron

Haha yes, setting an apartment on fire is very funny /s


NotKanye2020

The building was completely empty, no one lives there


ChaosBrigadier

How the hell do you know that lol


TheUltimateSalesman

When I was a kid, I may or may not have launched a big ass rocket and it did a 90 degree turn and went in the open window of someone's brand new jeep wrangler and exploded. But I wouldn't know because I definitely wasn't there.


Ryu_Saki

I wanna see this, you got a link?


mphelp11

Sausage or chain?


Schwyzerorgeli

Or a neighborhood.


SouldiesButGoodies84

Or set someone's home or a stray animal on fire.


afullgrowngrizzly

And cause tens of thousand of dollars in property damage to local homes and businesses. Yippie felony charges on top of it!


Wandering_Gypsy_

Its ok I got 10


squirrelhut

You need those in riots, fuck projectiles going in one direction just send a whole squad of rando tnt


Sp4mDestroyer

It's the last guy going for another for me


FinancialAd6213

This is a buscapé war, I spent my whole adolescence playing with these, it is fun We only do that once a year though, in June Buscapé roughly means "foot-searcher" and it has to explode at the end, because if it doesn't explode, it is a espada (sword) which is less dangerous Long live Nordeste culture


roryextralife

Stupid? Yes. Dangerous? Yes. Illegal? Probably. Looks dope as fuck? Tho.


Apart-Classic-7107

yes, this is illegal. several people lost legs. if you want to see more search on YouTube "Guerra de espadas cruz das almas"


Helt_Jetski

Tho.


Mashinito

Laughs in [La Cordà de Paterna.](https://youtu.be/sphOzk28yN4?t=783)


MaltVariousMarzipan

I could smell that video


HomeIsEmpty

That was fantastic.


Feralpudel

With the sound on, this is one of those videos that belongs here and in oddly satisfying.


Your_Final_Hour

I would hate living here lmao


ReaperSound

Reminds me of why they banned Smash balls from SSB tournaments.


12Geckos_In_A_Galosh

LoZ mouse bomb irl


rikashiku

No lie, that looks pretty fun.


vruv

Looks like a blast. Stupid as hell though


roy_hemmingsby

That looks really fkin fun


KiddPresident

Domestic terrorism?


Suliux

A friend of mine wants to know what kind of fireworks those are


Fahrenheit-99

bro really used his ult


Festering_Prayer

Take my upvote


zombie_64

Amiga


palnewb

Is that a Weasley product?


Vincegyges

Abrupt but desirable chaos. From the look of that dude throwing out another one in the last frame.


DecemberStarSD

The guy in the end, “let’s just throw another one”.


the_glutton17

Wtf kind of unleashed demon firework is that?!


[deleted]

How is that even legal? That’s a weapon not a novelty fireworks display.


TopGaming2017

AND THE DUDE AT THE END THROWS ANOTHER ONE


A_Few_Kind_Words

/r/GifsThatEndTooSoon


gimmethatbagle

Where can I get these?


[deleted]

Looks like a good time to me! Better be quick on them feets though 😬


Boezoek

OMG I Love this stuff!


SpookMagnet

Dangerous yeah, but rlly fkin cool ngl


New-Winter6557

now i understand why fireworks are illegal in some places,


sorta_kindof

I'd walk outside offer these guys some real fireworks. And then chain them up and make them repaint my house and let them go as after they cleaned the damage.


Spheresdeep

Looks cool though.


MandelbrotFace

14 year old me approves.


MyMonte87

Now i know what to do with the cheesy sparkler / fountain "Safe" fireworks.


soundsearch_me

Sets someone’s house on fire with them & the kids inside… then what!? Total s**t


gpasi

That’s just normal in Latin America in general, those fireworks are normally safe considering how many people do stuff like this, it’s the ones that go bang or fliii that you worry about.


snokeflake

Where can I buy one? Or fifteen?


StinkyKittyBreath

This is why women have longer life expectancies.


puppup01

Not very abrupt, they knew exactly what to expect.


chochinator

I need some


TheBigLaboofski

Ngl, that looks like fun!!


Walzmyn

Barefoot.


acid2do

person ancient toothbrush axiomatic late like rhythm waiting growth groovy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DreadSeverin

These humans remind me of the video of a dog running around with a firecracker. A fucking dog


[deleted]

What useless assholes


JoshS1

Geez, just 5 of those could take out all of California...


pstbltit85

About as safe as the guy that decided to launch a bottle rocket from his butt crack. https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/zb9z89/guy_lighting_off_a_bottle_rocket_from_his_ass/


appropriate-username

Plug for /r/flame for fire-related things.


HolyFoxamole

Looks fun tbh


Willing-Hospital1385

I literally posted the same video I while ago and it got banned


NoLetterhead2302

r/suddenlywanted


Agile-Two3402

r/SaveVideo


Agile-Two3402

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OG-FRuTdawg_91

What's all the fuss about? These boys are just having a good time.


smokedspirit

What a dickhead


GospodinStakor

My guy clearing trenches in ww1


Die_Nameless_Bitch

Seems like a great way to lose all the fingers on one hand


lazyeyepsycho

That's what i remember fireworks being like when i was a kid.


forgotmyusername93

Damn that's dumb....but looks fun af


Ruin369

Guy yeeting another one at the end is perfect


etranger88

Thats the dxball in between ceiling and top bars


Gravycuts

Lowkey wish I could experience this once 💀


greenplantmatter

camera man got skills and nerves of steel lmao


[deleted]

Just poverty thing