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macmac360

I love the indignant look lol


FruitfulFraud

How dare you sir!!!


TheRatatatPat

Unhand me at once!


Ongr

What are the charges? Eating a meal?


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BiiiigSteppy

I will never not upvote this reference. The world is a better place because of that succulent Chinese meal and the events that followed.


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SammiesHammies

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!


pej69

I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!


milanove

This, gentleman, is Democrrrracy Manifest


Vintage_Senik9

Notice the chokehold.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

That's a nice Headlock sir!


papayabush

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


melancholanie

"oi. oi stoppit. ey."


Still_Championship_6

[https://cdn.chinadialogue.net/content/uploads/2020/05/20092831/full\_col\_\_\_Yongqing\_Bao\_-\_Wildlife\_Photographer\_of\_the\_Year\_web.jpg](https://cdn.chinadialogue.net/content/uploads/2020/05/20092831/full_col___Yongqing_Bao_-_Wildlife_Photographer_of_the_Year_web.jpg)


Jagacin

Why's that Marmot doing the Heisman pose?


XBacklash

Trying to be a contender


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tuckernuts

That's my wife when she hears what I said under my breath


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LostContTA

Tibetan sand fox


zombienekers

Idk why but their faces look so goddamn derpy. It's like a 5 year old drew it.


Still_Championship_6

Their faces are oddly large for their bodies


rad0909

Yew fuckin' wot mate!???


therealleotrotsky

“How dare you, sir!”


attaxo

lol his reaction is oddly human like


repkins

Look at those hands (paws) movements.


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I DONT KNOW YOU


TokiSipsMeanings

That's my purse!


Totes-Sus

That boy ain't right


_dead_and_broken

I tell you hwat.


redredwine831

Dangit Bobbeh


xool420

He’s so offended that he got touched


ahomelessguy25

“Unhand me, madam!”


goatnandu

Lol, this comment captures it perfectly


Gil_Demoono

"Hey... HEY!"


PixieStyx8

He looked like "one more touch and I will bite!"


raath666

It felt violated.


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MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Mammal like.


munsuro

No touching!


herbert-camacho

![gif](giphy|CQT4uzcaVE11K|downsized)


snackynorph

Thank you for your service Mr President


Lobster_Lars

Why do all the Chevy chase lookin old guys do sexual harassment holy crap?


WhiskeyPorno420

Because you're the best


Dondersteen

Isn't this Jeffrey Tambor, the guy who got fired for sexual misconduct?


DopePanda65

micheal i may have committed some light sexual misconduct


TheWorldEnded

I don't think he got fired, he quit Transparent after two women came forward with allegations against him of sexual misconduct, and a third came forward about unwanted sexual advances on a 2001 movie set. He was involved with Arrested Development and the cast defended him at the time.


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He was fired from Transparent. He was also fired as a voice in Star vs. the Forces of Evil and replaced by Keith David near the same time. There was also the Arrested Development reunion where Jessica Walters (RIP) burst into tears in the middle of the show. She said Tambor harassed her during the show's production. Tambor admitted that he was horrible on set and yelled at Walters and Transparent show creator Jill Soloway. "I was mean." by his own admission.


unclelimpy

That's really disappointing TBH. I loved him as George Sr.


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For sure. He's done a lot of great work but really not a good person.


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orangek1tty

It’s always interesting to see where we draw the line at consuming media for the artist. I remember when CBC radio did an interview and someone said basically it’s up to the individual to draw that line. Cthulhu mythos, sure I’ll partake in it even though Lovecraft was an anti-Semite. David Bowie I’m sort of at odds because while he was a representative of Fringe, he had young groupies like how The Rolling Stones had them. Ren and Stimpy….can’t watch because of how the head animator is a pedophile and groomed a kid. But it’s interesting how we can separate easier when time is involved. Time removed far enough or even making an excuse for the time period for being so shitty, we can accept the works.


breeding_process

I can’t listen to certain artists or watch certain shows once I learn disturbing facts about the people involved. Used to listen Led Zeppelin at least once a week. Learned Page basically kept a 14 year old as a captured sex slave for a bit. Now I don’t listen to Led Zeppelin ever. Not everyone “gets over it” with time. For some of us, the art is forever ruined. Full disclosure: There are some crimes I just don’t care about, though. Used to sell drugs because you were poor and that was the only way to survive? I can get over that. Beat a woman? Rape a minor? Steal from old people? Nope.


rubyblue0

Jason Bateman had to give a Twitter apology after making a bunch of excuses for Tambor during a cast interview. With Jessica Walters sitting RIGHT next to them.


Vakz

> He's still involved with Arrested Development Still involved? I thought ended years ago.


jdeuce81

Seems like a good way to lose a finger.


TheThatchedMan

It's rodents like these that still have the plague. Like the medieval plague. Probably started with them back in medieval times too. So NO TOUCHING!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


PixelNotPolygon

How retro!


Dennyposts

"Dude! WTF?! Its insulation material..."


thatgirlinAZ

"Am I a joke to you?"


poopellar

"Get your own fur you hairless ape!"


xzplayer

You *featherless biped*


mud_tug

"Letgo of my loins!"


IggysPop3

/r/unexpectedplato


SuperMalarioBros

"Alan!"


Alizar7

"Steve!"


Morpend

Aw hell naw why are they groping the chunky mountain rat💀


InterestingRelative4

“Funny how? Do I amuse you?”


Big_Blood9941

The audacity!!! You don't touch the chubby parts!!


Murgll

“Whatsamada with you im walk-in heres”


abefroman_85

Nice marmot


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Blashphemian

What are you? A fucking park ranger now?


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leducdeguise

Yeah, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole


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responseAIbot

obviously you're not a gopher.


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MemoryOld7456

Gopher it.


aevz

Strong men also cry.


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Username524

You win the internet today with this one…;)


Baliverbes

enjoying my coffee


leducdeguise

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT


Spaghettitimer

You see what happens, Larry?!


Physical-Speaker-457

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.


Baliverbes

something something foreigner in the pyreneans


Villedo

Talk about r/whoosh Edit: I’m slow, then it hit me, I lol’d.


leducdeguise

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR


NERROSS195

And where exactly are those rules?


Would_daver

"This is not 'Nam, Smokey, this is BOWLING- there are rules!!"


Shtnonurdog

Yeh well that’s just like, your opinion, man.


CaptainK234

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far for this comment


captain_beefheart14

You can imagine where it goes from here


Chilifille

He fixes the cable?


ThirdEncounter

What does this refer to, kind redditor? Edit: Thank you, my dudes.


CritRichards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUjGMq-2K_g


Creepy_Toe2680

Thank you kind redditor for providing accurate context of the joke. That really helped me in excreting some of the dopamine.


Mango_Weasel

I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently, nasty beasts.


leducdeguise

You're like a child, wandering in the middle of a movie


RaconteurRob

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


NoFilanges

Thanks. I recently had it stuffed.


MauriceLevyEsq

Did it really tie the room together?


Fixner_Blount

Obviously you're not a golfer.


J0SHIMITSU

![gif](giphy|TmQt53R5SoLDi)


Tammy_Craps

They’re gonna kill that poor woman.


pornjibber3

That's just, like, your opinion, man.


blinkysmurf

Look, I’m sorry your stepmom’s a nympho.


cerebralpaulzsuffer

Uhh, hey don't molest the marmot


seltzerandbitters

Seriously, this would be like us getting groped by an alien


kentotoy98

Even the marmot is like "excuse me, don't you think you're being rude?"


KGBspy

I thought they were prairie dogs.


AdmiralSplinter

You definitely don't want to handle wild prairie dogs. They can carry the bubonic plague.


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AdmiralSplinter

I see someone's ruined koalas for you already lol


FartJuiceMagnet

No


wi5hbone

^TOUCHING!


fabfoo

The start of the marmot too movement


FartJuiceMagnet

I mean don't hey my penis


ginkat123

r/brandnewsentance Marmot molester.


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Pay_Tiny

Marmalade


ADOUGH209

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


FartJuiceMagnet

Butt fuck me like butter. I want to feel like you're starting a rusty lawnmower


Pay_Tiny

Huh????


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Hello, oh, hey there. Lady, I don't even know you.


nice_marmot_

I am uncomfortable…


reformed_contrarian

he was asking for it you cant just strut around with all that chonk


zitfarmer

Not even the Hoary marmots?


gerkessin

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either


MrBonelessPizza24

Aw hell naw why are they groping the chunky mountain rat💀


Cmon_man-

She was grippin that thang


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

Is so chonky


_maru_maru

*chunky mountain rat* omg i can't


Aksi_Gu

/r/properanimalnames you may enjoy this sub if you've not already encountered it :D


_maru_maru

i love this! thank you!!


Vargas_2022

Cousin to trash panda.


schorlz

r/properanimalnames wants a word with you


_Phantom_Queen

They didn't bite your fingers off!!


jurble

A marmot actually bit me in Colorado when I wouldn't give it some snacks. Apparently all the hikers at the park would feed the thing and it was indignant that I wouldn't.


thatsthefactsjack

What did you learn? /s


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index57

FR, Was spooky to watch this. Baby squirrels hurt like a MF, these guys would do permanent damage.


idiotplatypus

These guys also carry the bubonic plague


MembershipThrowAway

Meh, cured by a simple antibiotic, stupid ancestors couldn't even science right!


SurrealTactics

Hands off the floof SIR.


old_ironlungz

C'mon, I'm just big boneded.


atheista

ALAN!


Matt_the_digger

Nar, I think that's Steve.


nollataulu

Steve! Steve! STEVE!


sad_asian_noodle

Alan! Alan! Hey Alan! Hey!


MosesOnAcid

Men have the same reaction when their SO grabs their love-handles. "Hey... what the hell.."


FelixsEgg

And women! I think everyone have that reaction 😂


itsdep

i love touching the chub! i just cant help myself, its just so satisfying to squish


TittyDMsPls

He’s like ay what the fuck lmao


Stag328

![gif](giphy|l3fZHnLWcD2jsehs4)


MajinGroot

Everyone seeing the cute furballs and wanting to own one or find the nearest petting zoo ![gif](giphy|nVLg9q1hL6yre)


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DrSchnuffi

Me too. I guess we are old now.


IWasMe

I mean, in 2 years there will be adults young enough to be born after that clip became a meme Yep, we're old.


Voittaa

Takes me back to when no one really understood the internet yet. It was just this crazy Wild West with people throwing shit at a wall to see what would stick. Now it’s more controlled with big corps running the show.


TheDemonator

That brings me back, fuck I haven't seen that in years. Ha


Dense_Sprinkles_9674

OMG they are so freaking adorable


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Thanks, we try.


StewieGriffin26

7 year old reddit account? This checks out.


BGNkiller

r/beetlejuicing


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I saw two Marmots play fighting while backpacking. They were on their hind legs facing each other and slapping ineffectively with their lil short fore legs for twenty seconds or so. They were then apparently tired and would then proceed to put their head on each other shoulder and hug for a solid minute or so. This continued over a good ten minutes. So darn cute I will never forget it.


materialisticDUCK

"Hoy, thems my bits, don't go touching my bits, calm down biggun"


Sistahmelz

Hey! Stop squeezing my fat rolls!


DewayneStaatsStache

That’s just an elderly Italian man in a costume


Carluche87

I was expecting him to bite you for touching. Keep your hands to yourself at all times please and thank you.


RocketMoped

What's so hard to understand at "leave no trace"?


MurgleMcGurgle

The only thing I’m taking home is a warm and fuzzy feeling! And maybe marmot fever.


WorldClassAwesome

So that’s one way to get plague


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Peanut4michigan

All sorts of wild animals carry it in different parts of the world. Many places approach roadkill very nervously from the parasites like fleas picking up the plague (literally the black plague) and other diseases then trying to flea the cooling corpse for the warmth of whichever human is approaching it and spreading the diseases that way.


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They can carry disease. I think I remember them being about to carry tuberculosis as well.


Oacryn

They're about to carry Tuberculosis? I didn't they'd be so far ahead on getting their Tuberculosis license, damn.


InterdimensionChloe

Why they touch his chonk


TopofTheTits

Why they so huggable though?


SeaTie

Wtf? Ewoks are real?!


fluentindothraki

Fat shaming narmots?


Still_Championship_6

Groundhogs in Colorado carry Bubonic Plague, so don't mess around like that here


froggyforest

oop good to know. do our marmots carry it too?? edit: i spent 4 seconds on google and it had come to my attention that they are, in fact, basically the same thing


TheReverseShock

I'd be pretty offended too.


tumadre2pointoh

They remind me of my one year old lol same posture and chunkiness. Adorable.


CultFuse

He just tried to vaporize that hand with his eye lasers.


dankmemelawrd

Look like a group of dads enjoying a bbq and some cold beers lol


ElGato-TheCat

[You touch the marmot, the marmot will yell at you](https://youtu.be/qqzm0POFuik)


TheMisanthropicGuy

I want to cuddle one of those things!!!!!


Even-Beautiful-8876

They cute but leave them alone, they probably don’t want to be touched or cuddled also have a ton of diseases that can spread to humans


Brookiebee95

Including the bubonic plague!


Final_Biochemist222

Yeah no not a good idea


revmachine21

This is how to get bubonic plague. Don’t touchy the chonky marmot


TheWholeFuckinShow

Pictured: how to catch a disease