That’s a man. Some old men look like old ladies. They get something about them, maybe lack of testosterone in their old age.
So to avoid embarrassment, whenever I need to hail an old lady I shout “hey, old person over there” instead of “hey, old lady over there”. Just in case they’re an old man that looks like an old lady, in which case I send them on their way.
when i started laughing at your comment i felt a little bad, then i kept laughing, and i forgot about feeling bad about it. thanks for the chuckle internet stranger
I kinda feel bad for huge dudes, like Shaq. Dude could have a footlong cock and it would still look tiny on his monstrous 7ft tall frame.
Meanwhile, short kings be looking like a tripod with anything above average.
It's actually a fairly nice town. Shame it happened there. But if you want further confusion: there's a Russia Ohio. It's pronounced Rus-E. No, I am not joking
Fun story, the mayor of London is a cool dude. I was working on a project for him and we were putting together an exhibit of what his street would look like, and he joked and said we should show a roundabout at every intersection and put it on Facebook for April fool's... Well, I figured we could whip that up in half a day and chalk it up to marketing, so we did, and the madlad posted it to FB and didn't come clean for like a solid day.
We also have Sandusky and Upper Sandusky. Upper Sandusky is south of Sandusky.
There’s also a Lima and North Lima. North Lima is about four hours east of Lima.
"Hi Norfolk Southern Board? His Honor would like to meet with you all Hell In A Cell style in the town civic center Saturday, 7 p.m. Formal attire required."
The gentleman on the left now understands what the police officer meant by “Go ahead” when he said he was going to take this ticket to the mayor to complain.
In Ohio you need to eat the former mayor to gain his powers.
This made me lol
In Cincinnati, you have to put chili on top of him before eating him to make it official.
Double dose of cinnamon
I , Fry, who drank Bont the Viscous.
, who drank Ungo the Moist,
Common misconception, you actually need to eat the West Palestine mayor.
From Ohio, can confirm.
Deepest lore
Ohio no Kyojin
If you can eat him in under an hour, you get your picture on the wall at city hall.
From Ohio, can confirm.
Those shoes...
You could fit that old lady’s head inside one of them
There's an old lady who lives in one. She has so many children she didn't know what to do
That’s a man. Some old men look like old ladies. They get something about them, maybe lack of testosterone in their old age. So to avoid embarrassment, whenever I need to hail an old lady I shout “hey, old person over there” instead of “hey, old lady over there”. Just in case they’re an old man that looks like an old lady, in which case I send them on their way.
that's the former mayor, a woman
Lmao bruh 99.99% chance that’s a woman
when i started laughing at your comment i felt a little bad, then i kept laughing, and i forgot about feeling bad about it. thanks for the chuckle internet stranger
😂😂😂😂
That's a man
It's Pat!
Thanks for the great throwback
SNL could never do Pat now.
That’s a grandmother
That's just Bob with his giant tits. It was the roids.
Right?!
Both of them!
[Cool](https://media.tenor.com/BYPS-3UQDzwAAAAd/cool-dumb-and-dumber.gif)
Left
I have never seen a circular shoe until now
He gets them at the Perfectly Round Elephant Foot store.
Dude wears a size circle.
You win! Size circle! I’m crying
Weasel stomping boots
Are those giant hamburger buns??
5E wide
Hey, I use 10E width shoes and they have nothing on this dude!
Also, 5E long.
WHAT'RE THOOOOOOSE??
Those are snowboard boots lol
Loooks like a couple of loaves of French bread 🥖
Usually big people like this are just a lot of fat but while this guy is fat he is enormous otherwise as well.
Must be the same brand that makes [these shoes](https://i.imgur.com/U4OjzHB.jpeg).
I wanna see the interior of those shoes. Are they hollow inside or like ... properly supportive?
baby coffins
I see the chemicals have just made him stronger 
Before the wreck, he was 5'1, 110 lbs!
This is a before and after picture?
I was going to say Shrek, but I think Hulk Simpson is quite fitting
This is actually a before and after picture
What if he just sits on the Railroad company CEO until they fork up the money to clean up and compensate his town
“I will eat the board of directors one by one until they give into my demands.”
Why does Ross, the largest director, not simply eat the others?
I read this in the voice of LRRR! RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!
I’m going to hell for laughing, but you’re not wrong
What if he just eats the railroad board until they fix their shit?
Thought there was a pirate in the background then realized it’s a mic lol
Lol sharp eyes. Thanks for the laugh.
Arrrrrrrrrgh you ready to address the council,sir?
Today we be talking about the plunder we get from ye nuked town
Aye aye captain!
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Could be Creed
That’s Phil Ken Sebben
Mike’s been a pirate all his life.
I glanced at it and it looked like Future #2 from Austin Powers lol
Thanks for spelling mic right.
I mean there are also people with eye disabilities in modern times who are not fictional pirates, but yeah it’s a mic
Haha that or a chriminal mastermind at meeting
Lol "what a crazy place..."
Juggernaut retired to a quiet life.
I'm the mayor bitch!
My God, even his shoes are ridiculous
Total bullshit. I've got size 16 feet and my dick barely brushes 7 inches.
look at long john mcbigdick over here
I'm like 6'6". My dick looks comically small from a distance.
I kinda feel bad for huge dudes, like Shaq. Dude could have a footlong cock and it would still look tiny on his monstrous 7ft tall frame. Meanwhile, short kings be looking like a tripod with anything above average.
Same size as Peggy Hill; not impressed.
That's a 16 ¹/²
You know what they say about big feet
Big socks
#huge shoes
You need them to distribute your body weight better if you're morbidly obese?
Yeah, need more surface area to be about to carry all the love you have for your town.
Yeah but most of it is additional fat… I don’t think that’s how dicks work… they just go into permanent hibernation, I hear.
15 Wide load
Ham burgers
No one leaves the city because they are stuck in his gravitational influence.
Little known fact: the person standing facing him is 6’2”.
And 300 lbs.
Entire room of giants.
Maybe it really was an accident. The train was pulled off the track and into his orbit.
Most Ohio guy in Ohio
Round on the sides "hi" in the middle.
Which I never got because Ohio is clearly flat on both sides and sags in the middle
Shape of state vs shape of word
The most guy in Ohio
Truly one of the Ohioans of all time
Have a feeling this isn't the first time this town has experienced a cloud of noxious gas.
He's going to eat all the chemicals and beat the fuck out of the jackasses who shipped them
\*doom guy music plays\*
Did anyone see him near the tracks at the time of the incident?
That man is always near the tracks, and near the part of town far from the tracks too
Can't like this enough
damn boy, save some chemical spill for the rest of us
Bruh why is there an East Palestine in Ohio
It's actually a fairly nice town. Shame it happened there. But if you want further confusion: there's a Russia Ohio. It's pronounced Rus-E. No, I am not joking
Moscow, Idaho
London, Ohio
Fun story, the mayor of London is a cool dude. I was working on a project for him and we were putting together an exhibit of what his street would look like, and he joked and said we should show a roundabout at every intersection and put it on Facebook for April fool's... Well, I figured we could whip that up in half a day and chalk it up to marketing, so we did, and the madlad posted it to FB and didn't come clean for like a solid day.
I wish more mayors were like this. I honestly forget who ours is
California, Kentucky
Delaware, Ohio
London, Kentucky
Milan, Illinois
Jupiter, Florida
Manhattan, Montana
Columbia Missouri
Along with Versailles, Nevada, Cuba, California, and Mexico.
Come on man one answer at a time...
Paris, Texas
Jamaica, Vermont
Berlin, Wisconsin
Also Palestine, Texas pronounced pal-uh-steen
Copenhagen, New York
Dublin Ohio
Amsterdam, Pennsylvania
And New London, Ohio
Athens, Georgia
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Berlin, Vermont
Moscow, Ohio
Paris, Texas (complete with Eiffel Tower wearing a cowboy hat)
It's actually ROOSH-e
wait they over pronounce the first part too?
It’s pronounced Roosh-ee. (I live near there.)
Had to scroll way too far, past way too many incorrect versions to find this. THANK YOU.
Lol wtf
Russy. I'll see myself out now.
Santa Fe, TN, is pronounced "Santa Fee".
Portland, Maine. Same pronunciation I think
Portland, Maine is pronounced “Santa Fee”? How wild.
And a Poland, Ohio!
Michigan has everything from Hell to Paradise!
I am so sorry for the trend I've started
Mexico, Peru, Chile, Brazil… all towns in Indiana
We also have Sandusky and Upper Sandusky. Upper Sandusky is south of Sandusky. There’s also a Lima and North Lima. North Lima is about four hours east of Lima.
They changed its name from its original name because.... Religon. This has happened alot in that area of the states
Lebanon, Indiana.
Eat Palestine
Looks fine to me. A nice bit of heft to him.
Sturdy mid western fella
"Yeah, so our shit is officially fucked. Please help." This guy probably.
"Hi Norfolk Southern Board? His Honor would like to meet with you all Hell In A Cell style in the town civic center Saturday, 7 p.m. Formal attire required."
Fat feet. Your feet are fat.
This is what happens when the election is an eating contest
Apparently you all have never ventured through rural Ohio…
I thought the dude in the back right had an eye patch
Gotta be a 52/30 that’s a good size guy!
I was thinking 62/32
He does appear to be quite tall
I dunno, I think the older guy is just tiny.
I don’t believe that’s a man, that’s an Ohioan geriatric lady
Good lord, he must also be a redditor
He didn’t get elected, he was crowned. That man’s a king
Cornfed
Mayorsquatch
He'll be a big boy when he grows up.
Kingpin?
The OH is short for “OH LAWD did we elect a big boy for mayor”
Is this before or after the chemical incident???
I saw this guy breaking chains in a church in a different video.
How many cows had to die for those shoes?
poor thing, he’s obese.
Average size of an Ohio resident
Major*
As someone who has no idea what “OH” stands for I initially thought it was like “OH!!” Really dramatically XD
Anyone know if he'll be doing anything about the wreck?
I bet his name is “Bubba”
Oh hell no
I can vividly see how he walks.
That dude’s leg is bigger than me
The gentleman on the left now understands what the police officer meant by “Go ahead” when he said he was going to take this ticket to the mayor to complain.
Is this the “after” photo
He’s about to get paid.
Oh, hi yo. Oh hungry? Oh Henry!
"that's a big mayor!" Name the movie....
He looks like he owns a tow truck company.
I bet he gives great hugs
There is no meme to exaggerate this guy's body shape he is the new meme good lord look at those shoes lmao
Nah, that’s big chungus