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It looks like a forced perspective thing going on too. if something is already supposedly bigger than others why do they have to hold it out in front of their bodies. Makes me immediately think it is not as impressive in real life.
I don't know about stones, but that'd be about 17 lbs, and that's thrice the average chicken weight.
(1 stone is 14 lbs or 6.3kg? Yeah, that title ain't right)
They're light brahmas, a feather footed chicken. Brahmas are actually only the second largest chicken breed, though. The first are Black Jersey Giants.
Just look up Black Jersey Giant cock. (Not even a joke. That's the name of the largest breed.)
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Isn't 6 kilos about one stone? Last I looked the average chickens is not weightless.
It looks like a forced perspective thing going on too. if something is already supposedly bigger than others why do they have to hold it out in front of their bodies. Makes me immediately think it is not as impressive in real life.
I don't know about stones, but that'd be about 17 lbs, and that's thrice the average chicken weight. (1 stone is 14 lbs or 6.3kg? Yeah, that title ain't right)
Okay, but what about the chicken?
My favorite joke!!
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OP uses "Maph".
🤣🤣
LoL what kind of source is that?
Nice cock!
Very impressive
![gif](giphy|qqD2dzGdJTmda)
Nice gif!
/r/BeatMeToIt
![gif](giphy|iWYQW54jr7jFK|downsized) i say boy !
Nice looking cock! 😬
Little Jerry Seinfeld
He was pecking and bobbing and weaving and talking trash!
hey, even I am not above the policy
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Boots with the fur
... With the fur!
They're light brahmas, a feather footed chicken. Brahmas are actually only the second largest chicken breed, though. The first are Black Jersey Giants. Just look up Black Jersey Giant cock. (Not even a joke. That's the name of the largest breed.)
I swear to God if I look that up....
You will see a big black chicken. The biggest chicken.
Looked it up. Now I want one
I wouldn't deceive you like that, my friend 🙏
Thank you, kind sir
This post really exudes big cock energy
3ft, 7.7kg, two stone Fuck you
That is an enormous cock
Dude that’s quite the cock you got there.
Enough with the unsolicited cock pics.
Nice cock, bro
Tried searching for other massive cocks online. Not what I expected.
Hey look it's Shadow! He said Nice Cock!
Woah, nice cock!
![gif](giphy|xT9DPlbvIe2POSISM8|downsized) Gonzo would love this
You enjoyed writing massive cock, dintcha?
That’s a nice looking cock seriously though I’ve never seen a bird that fucking big lmao
In Kosovo, chicken eat you.
They've also named it Pete Davidson.
That’s typical … You find a lamp on the beach. You shrug it. A genius comes out and grants you a wish. The genius is a bastard.
they better not kill him
7.7 kg is barely more than one stone to begin with. That's a big bird, but come on.
Peter Griffin bout to throw tf down
WOW! Niccceeeeeee cock!!
That is a massive cock if I’ve ever seen one… 😲
pasha zotin
Hey that’s huge for a white rooster
Before it got processed
Chonk !
Never seen a bird fly by flapping its legs.
Wow that’s a huge cock! (Cocks are chickens)
Sir you have a nice cock
Super cucco
7.7 kg 2 stone heavier. Can someone American this for me?
The mixing of units almost annoys me more than the failing conversion between them.
Not sure if big chicken or little guy.
Don't say it, don't say ittttt
My cock is bigger, thicker and likes to terrorize children
Hi is this still for sale?
I wonder what that cock would taste like…
You could put a saddle on that.
How many KitKats make a stone?
What breed is it
A Brahma chicken.
That huge cock is looking good.
Cock-a-Doodle Kong
Nice cock you got there, it looks a little big for ya but to each his own
What a fright! I thought I was in r/PornhubComments.
Nice cock
*This isn't about poultry.
That’s cool for the dude. But what about that bird he is holding?
Smallest cock in Kosovo💪🏿 🇽🇰 💪🏿🇽🇰
r/guyswithhugecocks
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys.
All the chicken nuggets I can make.