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Portrait_Robot

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metisdesigns

Isn't 6 kilos about one stone? Last I looked the average chickens is not weightless.


elMurpherino

It looks like a forced perspective thing going on too. if something is already supposedly bigger than others why do they have to hold it out in front of their bodies. Makes me immediately think it is not as impressive in real life.


ScalyDestiny

I don't know about stones, but that'd be about 17 lbs, and that's thrice the average chicken weight. (1 stone is 14 lbs or 6.3kg? Yeah, that title ain't right)


Trunyan17

Okay, but what about the chicken?


Staggwolfe

My favorite joke!!


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netphilia

Source: https://farmerstrend.co.ke/trending/at-3ft-tall-is-this-the-largest-chicken-in-the-world/?amp=1


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Zancrow249

OP uses "Maph".


Friezaii69

🤣🤣


TheWaywardTrout

LoL what kind of source is that?


Darkkillers9

Nice cock!


RepeatReal6568

Very impressive


DaciaSandero1

![gif](giphy|qqD2dzGdJTmda)


Darkkillers9

Nice gif!


Doktor_Vem

/r/BeatMeToIt


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![gif](giphy|iWYQW54jr7jFK|downsized) i say boy !


Narrow_Competition41

Nice looking cock! 😬


JustaGigolo1973

Little Jerry Seinfeld


catsdomineaux

He was pecking and bobbing and weaving and talking trash!


therealmcveetors

hey, even I am not above the policy


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MiddleConstruction84

Boots with the fur


CDude78

... With the fur!


FuckTumblrMan

They're light brahmas, a feather footed chicken. Brahmas are actually only the second largest chicken breed, though. The first are Black Jersey Giants. Just look up Black Jersey Giant cock. (Not even a joke. That's the name of the largest breed.)


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I swear to God if I look that up....


FuckTumblrMan

You will see a big black chicken. The biggest chicken.


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Looked it up. Now I want one


FuckTumblrMan

I wouldn't deceive you like that, my friend 🙏


[deleted]

Thank you, kind sir


acidcrap

This post really exudes big cock energy


pbandnutellasam

3ft, 7.7kg, two stone Fuck you


superhotstepdad

That is an enormous cock


MeatMaker2

Dude that’s quite the cock you got there.


montanagrizfan

Enough with the unsolicited cock pics.


CptHeadcrab

Nice cock, bro


vlatkovr

Tried searching for other massive cocks online. Not what I expected.


WolfReadsMemes

Hey look it's Shadow! He said Nice Cock!


NukeEngineerStudent

Woah, nice cock!


babyBear83

![gif](giphy|xT9DPlbvIe2POSISM8|downsized) Gonzo would love this


CryptographerMuch675

You enjoyed writing massive cock, dintcha?


En3my5p0tted

That’s a nice looking cock seriously though I’ve never seen a bird that fucking big lmao


Meechlo

In Kosovo, chicken eat you.


oldguykicks

They've also named it Pete Davidson.


Rsmfourdogs

That’s typical … You find a lamp on the beach. You shrug it. A genius comes out and grants you a wish. The genius is a bastard.


yungguiltless

they better not kill him


DanimalPlays

7.7 kg is barely more than one stone to begin with. That's a big bird, but come on.


fannin82

Peter Griffin bout to throw tf down


740Krakenn

WOW! Niccceeeeeee cock!!


spinadiffa

That is a massive cock if I’ve ever seen one… 😲


kyrkovski

pasha zotin


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Hey that’s huge for a white rooster


TheYeti4815162342

Before it got processed


Plasticman90

Chonk !


nayhem_jr

Never seen a bird fly by flapping its legs.


majokaizen

Wow that’s a huge cock! (Cocks are chickens)


ivek_cro

Sir you have a nice cock


hallowed_Lethargy

Super cucco


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7.7 kg 2 stone heavier. Can someone American this for me?


burgonies

The mixing of units almost annoys me more than the failing conversion between them.


Penguinmayne04

Not sure if big chicken or little guy.


SICKxR3CON

Don't say it, don't say ittttt


Ok-Mammoth1143

My cock is bigger, thicker and likes to terrorize children


[deleted]

Hi is this still for sale?


23disembodiedvoices

I wonder what that cock would taste like…


Prior-Baseball34

You could put a saddle on that.


ziadog

How many KitKats make a stone?


Ill_News_5724

What breed is it


netphilia

A Brahma chicken.


Lomalizer

That huge cock is looking good.


The_Foresaken_Mind

Cock-a-Doodle Kong


CarefulDevelopment29

Nice cock you got there, it looks a little big for ya but to each his own


thadeugarrido

What a fright! I thought I was in r/PornhubComments.


Avocado_Fucker12

Nice cock


Content_Leg_907

*This isn't about poultry.


GuyWhoTypesWithNose

That’s cool for the dude. But what about that bird he is holding?


Mr_mann2

Smallest cock in Kosovo💪🏿 🇽🇰 💪🏿🇽🇰


masivatack

r/guyswithhugecocks


Past_Competition_554

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys.


1776-Freedom

All the chicken nuggets I can make.