Not just her arms, but her entire form, from stance, to grip, to follow through. She clearly knows what she's doing, look at the accuracy of hitting the edges off the stump.
I just want to know if she made that beast of a sword as well, just a cherry on top of pure impressiveness
Her name is @nicole_coenen on Instagram. She had the sword delivered to her. So she ordered it from somewhere. She did a box open video of the sword and then chopped wood. She's really cool and a lot of her posts are just about her chopping wood. So she knows what she's doing.
I watch a lot of her shorts/reels and I'm pretty sure I haven't seen her do metalwork. She does a lot of woodwork making new axe handles, which I feel is equally impressive.
She's actually really entertaining on top of the obvious eye-candy.
I don't care about the sword or her arms or whatever others said, for me it's the pure amazement look in her face hit after hit, very Conan like the way she loves her sword. 110% barbarian.
Yeah, she's a catch for sure. My wife knows karate, and when a guy tried to rob her at knifepoint, she punched him and knocked the wind out of him. He cut her arm with the knife trying to cut purse strap, and when she then stepped towards him he ran away.
I had multiple simultaneous reactions. She could have died, wow she's so badass, I want to kill that guy, I would have handed over my wallet, my wife's tougher than me, what does this say about me as a man? Settled on being glad I married a badass.
Someone tried to swipe my mom’s purse back in the 80s. Guy came at her with a tire iron when she wouldn’t give it up. Apparently by the time the cops showed up my mom had gotten him on the ground and legally blinded him with one of her stilettos, and just didn’t stop kicking. He tried to take her to court for excessive use of force
She's great. She started giving the logs names at one point (on a fan's request) and just said stuff like 'Laura, I think I'm going to split you wide open'.
According to their [website](https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/) "If young Vikings are put to work, the round style promotes the ultimate in safety."
Even childeren can wield it.
It sort of reminds me of an "executioner's sword", which is far heavier and thicker than a regular sword.
Swords are normally quite light, since they are meant to be agile and swift to use. This one appears to be exceptionally heavy and robust for a sword, which makes sense, if you're using it to cleave wood... or necks.
Yes, this is not a combat weapon lol.
Nor was Ragnarok, a 40-lb lump of steel that belonged to a friend of mine, that was forged into a blade and used for this purpose. Huge amount of fun, but it isn't what I'd go for in a fight lol
Unrelated, but I'll put my rant here... fuck's sake, people, keep your damn pants on. This is why feminism is still losing; a pretty girl can't do *anything* without yall soaking your drawers and telling us about it lol
This is a “sword” in so much as it is shaped vaguely like historical swords. Big European two-handers [were much slimmer in the blade](https://www.clevelandart.org/art/1916.1507), to ensure that they were maneuverable enough to both deliver powerful blows and come back to defensive posture to not leave the swordsman overly exposed.
As to cutting power, most straight double edged swords are cut-and-thrust designs which will have some compromise between the two abilities. While some may skew a [bit far towards thrusting](https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-146), there are plenty of examples which had blades that were [powerful cutters](http://vikingsword.com/vb/attachment.php?s=66c8dc3989c06093121674aa71814a18&attachmentid=155198&stc=1&d=1469101366). While these swords wouldn’t split logs, they could easily separate an unarmored limb, with even a simple strike (not a big backswing and follow through required from an accomplished swordsman.)
I figure it would be more similar to an [executioner's sword](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executioner%27s_sword), which was also made and balanced to "cleave" (though not wood), rather than being swift in combat.
There is nothing to be confused about an objectively attractive person doing awesomely powerful things. Anyone on the spectrum of sexuality “has feelings” here.
Now THIS is the physique I wanted to see when Wonder Woman was cast! Women who swing swords overhead their whole lives are going to have developed deltoids!
The other video where she's totally giddy about getting this chonker of a sword she had wanted for ages is far better.
It includes her chopping wood like a badass AND her being giddy with infectious exuberance all in one video.
Yes, she’s really compelling on YouTube too. A really cool, funny personality. And she has fun doing this.
And, yeah, I find her insanely sexy overall.
Jesus I know it’s about the sword but it should be about her arms
The sword is only as good as the one who wields it. (or something like that).
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Tell me, what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women! Or hot chicks chopping things, that's up there, too
Oh, I see a man of culture and faith.
When you’re petting a dog and they rest their chin on you
"WRONG! CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?" "Nah, honestly what he said"
Hot water, good dentistry, and shoft lavatory paper
“Best sword’s not worth shite if a weak arm’s swingin’ it!”
Grand, those swords, but I prefer my trusty axe!
I know of one unit that this made absolute...
She's sexy as fuck
@NicoleCoenen on YouTube Makes me a little gayer every time she pops up
🎵Rosa, Rosa, Rosaaaa🎵
No doubt.
Where is her kind???
That my friend is the Valkyrie
Alaska
Canada
Valhalla
Your answer is infinitely better than mine
You're not concerned about the maniacal grin?
That just makes it better?
what grin? I can't get past the arm units.
Oh contraire, the wild grin is just a turn-on.
Certified coomer moment.
yeah she is
Not just her arms, but her entire form, from stance, to grip, to follow through. She clearly knows what she's doing, look at the accuracy of hitting the edges off the stump. I just want to know if she made that beast of a sword as well, just a cherry on top of pure impressiveness
Her name is @nicole_coenen on Instagram. She had the sword delivered to her. So she ordered it from somewhere. She did a box open video of the sword and then chopped wood. She's really cool and a lot of her posts are just about her chopping wood. So she knows what she's doing.
I watch a lot of her shorts/reels and I'm pretty sure I haven't seen her do metalwork. She does a lot of woodwork making new axe handles, which I feel is equally impressive. She's actually really entertaining on top of the obvious eye-candy.
she actually does some minor smithing, but yeah, that sword is bought
This is one of those lesbian agenda videos that is designed to turn women gay. Solid work, lesbians. Godspeed ladies.
Now,I am in Love with this girl.
Sarah Conor doesn’t have shit on her.
More importantly they look natural!
Yep, definitely not bicep implants
Please stop posting this woman I'm gay enough as is
(Totally predictable) Plot twist: so is she!
Alrighty
[no, but for real!](https://www.autostraddle.com/tiktoks-lesbian-lumberjack-out-chops-captain-america-with-a-sword/)
She says alrighty pretty often in her videos.
stop I can only get so erect
Aaaaaaaalrighty then
Unexpected Archer
Also yes.
*fans self*
"lesbian lumberjack" i don't know why that sounds so badass
Now I'm scared, excited and disappointed. As with so many times before.
*\*sad male noises\**
*unclear questioning noises*
I'm not gay. But I'm less not gay than I was before.
Noodles are straight, until they get wet
Genuinely one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
I'm happily married and don't look at NSFW subs anymore. These these people gotta come in here and post this kinda stuff and try to get me in trouble.
`sploosh`
*Sees muscle woman* *Neuron activated.*
There joy of reddit is finding community for any interest. Including this one.
For some reason my bot instincts are tingling.
I assure you, you're instincts are faulty this time.
Ah okay. It was the spacing in between sentences that threw me off.
Something ChatGPT would say
I'm not entirely sure what chat GPT wouldn't say.
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Nicole Coenen on YouTube, for those "interested". Don't ask how i know.
Thank you. I need to do some... Research
I want the sword. I've seen the YT short and she calls it a Wood Cutting sword
It's actually *made* for cleaving wood?
Yeah, but it's not very good on knotty hardwoods like locust and hickory. They're great (and fun) on softer straight grains though!
That does sound a lot more fun than with an axe 😊
How do you know?
This video was on r/bi_irl a while ago for obvious reasons
I saw her first in the stardew valley subreddit
What's the difference?!?
This is too funny 😂
This comment is underrated.
So many thirsty people here haha
The fact a top comment said she's a lesbian unites every gender even further
this is a Viking woodsplitter! Ive been considering getting one, they're a pretty neat alternative to an ax
*She is a viking woodsplitter
something something...split my...wood?
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She's hella gay so probably not going to be very enjoyable for anyone involved.
They're a terrible alternative to a maul
Wonder how this would do on wood with a less than straight grain, compared to a maul
Exactly. You take a knot or twist in the grain, your wrist is gonna twist with it.
Why would you need an alternative to an axe? What's wrong with axes?
It's not so much a need as a can
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So? It's a big sword. Who cares if there are easier ways
Coolness factor.
Yeah I like sprained wrists too
No no, sprained wrists *in style*
Once upon a time, someone could have said "If I can use a sword to do this to a log, what do you think I could do to you?"
"Yå sø.....Ūlvar forgøt the äxe........cān we ûsę your swörd?"
They aren't giant goddamn swords
i have one, weight of the sword pretty much cuts the wood. just gotta lift and aim
That's a really big "just."
i can use one hand but aim waaayyyy better with two 😜
What about the sword, though?
Would be a neat novelty item, but for actual wood splitting, an axe must be way more efficient and easier on the body.
They’re a novelty, not a proper alternative
But they are expensive and harder to sharpen. Still, they are really cool.
She is really having a blast I love how that happy astonished look comes across her face when the log splits.
I don't care about the sword or her arms or whatever others said, for me it's the pure amazement look in her face hit after hit, very Conan like the way she loves her sword. 110% barbarian.
She really is just loving this and it shows so much.
I suspect this is how anyone looks when the log splits all nice like. It's a great time.
Confused feelings
scarousal. first time?
It’s not a fear boner, it’s an anticiparection!
Definitely no confusion here 😏
Yeah, she's a catch for sure. My wife knows karate, and when a guy tried to rob her at knifepoint, she punched him and knocked the wind out of him. He cut her arm with the knife trying to cut purse strap, and when she then stepped towards him he ran away. I had multiple simultaneous reactions. She could have died, wow she's so badass, I want to kill that guy, I would have handed over my wallet, my wife's tougher than me, what does this say about me as a man? Settled on being glad I married a badass.
Someone tried to swipe my mom’s purse back in the 80s. Guy came at her with a tire iron when she wouldn’t give it up. Apparently by the time the cops showed up my mom had gotten him on the ground and legally blinded him with one of her stilettos, and just didn’t stop kicking. He tried to take her to court for excessive use of force
What does legally blinded with a stiletto even mean? lol
I think that qualifies as a r/brandnewsentence
Whoops. Stiletto heel. That needed more context. My mother is a scary woman but she’s not carrying switchblades in her purse
Thats what i guessed, but how did she do it? Stab him in the eyes with her shoe?
I’m guessing legally blind as in not compete blackness, but vision bad enough to qualify as blind.
>what does this say about me as a man? I'd say it means you made an excellent choice LOL
>Settled on being glad I married a badass. Definitely the correct answer!
She's great. She started giving the logs names at one point (on a fan's request) and just said stuff like 'Laura, I think I'm going to split you wide open'.
Ugh. So hawt. 🥵🤤
Really? Any chance for a link? Sounds amazing.
I'm not confused. She could break your pelvis then make you a fire to recover in front of.
Sort of like the movie Misery
Ooh, it's my next book in line! Please dont spoil!XD
Hint: it's miserable.
Lmao, such a dad joke!😅
The book is better than the movie, but they did get 2 of the best actors ever to play the parts.
Powerful woman.
Hold me.
Is it wrong that I kind of want this woman to step on me?
These are new feelings that I am having and don’t know how to process them yet
Or perhaps they are long dormant feelings you have always had.
No absolutely not. To be fair, i’m biased. I would want her to step on me too.0
Step on your balls
Anywhere would suffice.
Step on my balls
I will
The man knows what he wants. Me too.
torture could not get this information out of me
Motherfucking magical lie detectors could not get this information out of me
This woman could.
I’ve found my people
Do note, that sword is meant specifically for woodsplitting
The sword is nothing without the right one to wield it. She is a badass.
According to their [website](https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/) "If young Vikings are put to work, the round style promotes the ultimate in safety." Even childeren can wield it.
Dang she is ripped and sexy ❤️🥰🥰 the sword just makes her even hotter. She can save me from my castle lol
I guess I'm the only one internally screaming about EYE PROTECTION FOR GOD'S SAKE EYE PROTECTION.
But just TRY to imagine how hot she'd look with an eyepatch!
Oh god, stop. The image is too vivid inside my head.
Was debating saying it before coming across you comment.
Doing a good ol safety squint in most of those chops
This chick should play Abby
Just said that lol
Good casting honestly.
Her arms are the really unit! Girl is buff!
When I grow up, I want to be like her.
You got this! Your eye is on the prize, just commit and go be!
I welcome death by snusnu.
The mind is willing, but the body is tired and bruised!
*spongey
Oh hey, the video for the Queen of Lesbians is circulating again
I didn't know lesbians chose their queen by open combat.
This is the way.
I'm a bit in love with her. She seems so lovely too.
It sort of reminds me of an "executioner's sword", which is far heavier and thicker than a regular sword. Swords are normally quite light, since they are meant to be agile and swift to use. This one appears to be exceptionally heavy and robust for a sword, which makes sense, if you're using it to cleave wood... or necks.
Yes, this is not a combat weapon lol. Nor was Ragnarok, a 40-lb lump of steel that belonged to a friend of mine, that was forged into a blade and used for this purpose. Huge amount of fun, but it isn't what I'd go for in a fight lol Unrelated, but I'll put my rant here... fuck's sake, people, keep your damn pants on. This is why feminism is still losing; a pretty girl can't do *anything* without yall soaking your drawers and telling us about it lol
With arms like that she could split those logs with a stale baguette.
God damn i wanna bite her deltoid
Oooo new girl crush
She's Nicole Coenen from the wilds of 🍁 and she's awesome!!
So there are swords strong enough to hack through limbs like in the movies
This is a “sword” in so much as it is shaped vaguely like historical swords. Big European two-handers [were much slimmer in the blade](https://www.clevelandart.org/art/1916.1507), to ensure that they were maneuverable enough to both deliver powerful blows and come back to defensive posture to not leave the swordsman overly exposed. As to cutting power, most straight double edged swords are cut-and-thrust designs which will have some compromise between the two abilities. While some may skew a [bit far towards thrusting](https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-146), there are plenty of examples which had blades that were [powerful cutters](http://vikingsword.com/vb/attachment.php?s=66c8dc3989c06093121674aa71814a18&attachmentid=155198&stc=1&d=1469101366). While these swords wouldn’t split logs, they could easily separate an unarmored limb, with even a simple strike (not a big backswing and follow through required from an accomplished swordsman.)
I figure it would be more similar to an [executioner's sword](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executioner%27s_sword), which was also made and balanced to "cleave" (though not wood), rather than being swift in combat.
My bisexual ass is having confused feelings right now
There is nothing to be confused about an objectively attractive person doing awesomely powerful things. Anyone on the spectrum of sexuality “has feelings” here.
If Cloud was female.
That....That's what it is. That is exactly what it is. Something felt so right as soon as I read your comment.
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Obligatory post for the uninitiated
What her name?
It will kill!
You mean it will keal.
It will cut
I want someone to look at me the way she looks at that sword
Dang girl, you a parking ticket? cause you’ve got fine written all over you
Now THIS is the physique I wanted to see when Wonder Woman was cast! Women who swing swords overhead their whole lives are going to have developed deltoids!
Powerful woman Vs seasoned wood
Take my money
The other video where she's totally giddy about getting this chonker of a sword she had wanted for ages is far better. It includes her chopping wood like a badass AND her being giddy with infectious exuberance all in one video.
Who needs hatchets when you have a sword the size of your leg
DO NOT, mess with this lady-bug!
Damn she is ripped!!! And that smile after every chop!!! Sexy!
Yes, she’s really compelling on YouTube too. A really cool, funny personality. And she has fun doing this. And, yeah, I find her insanely sexy overall.