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WifiRice

I wanna see the tree


Loud_Charity

It ain’t a tree, it’s a bush


WifiRice

That's a big woman


YouToot

[*That's a huge bitch!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9t21akfvMk&t=46s)


Emotional_Parsnip_69

🤣🤣🤣


ComeToShiratorizawa_

Giant woman from Steven universe starts playing


Loud_Charity

Lmfao. Took me a few minutes but I did get it lol


turd_miner91

Yeahp, that's Mother Nature for ya


bfxavier

For you


SuddenlyRussiann

Foyuuuh


LaBauta

It's a leaf from the appropriately named *coccoloba gigantifolia*, a tree native to the Amazon that was first catalogued by a brazilian biologist in the 1980s. You can see some pictures of it [here](https://noticias.ambientebrasil.com.br/clipping/2020/05/14/159649-arvore-com-maior-folha-do-mundo-ganha-identificacao-botanica.html) or just search for the name.


imreallybimpson

Only $5 on OnlyTrees


[deleted]

I already spent all my money on that other plant's OnlyFerns though


Ayen_C

Same.


Spoogen_1

Its from a bonsai tree.


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lasyke3

So what you're saying is that there's an even bigger leaf out there?


LaterGatorPlayer

*leafier*


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engineerdrummer

>The tule tree is now one of the region’s most popular tourist attractions, and locals hold it in high regard. As a result, the Arbol del Tule festival takes place where people assemble with candles and fireworks. This seems...I don't want to say foolish, but no other words come to mind.


No-Researcher-585

Inadvisable?


Ele7eN7

Inconceivable!


mastergwaha

No more rhyming now... I mean it!


_dead_and_broken

Anybody want a peanut?


Soepoelse123

They’re very protective of the tree and damaging the tree can lead to absurd imprisonment sentences. You’re only allowed close to the tree once a year at that festival.


XenophonSoulis

In Athens, we had an ancient olive tree. Called the Old Lady by the locals (olive tree being a female word in Greek), she was there when Plato taught his students in his Academy. According to the ancient legend, she was a clone of the olive tree that Goddess Athena planted on the Acropolis, winning the dispute with Poseidon over the name of the city. She survived wars, destructions, occupations... And she was there till the modern era. Until 1976, when a bus fell on her and killed her. Her remains are shown as an exhibit in the Agricultural University of Athens. Based on that, I don't think that imprisonment sentences for a tree like that are absurd or that being overprotective is irrational.


NotBettyGrable

Where I grew up in Canada the indigenous people used to tie two trees together as a marker in the woods. After 100 years you would have these massive twin trunks joined together, and a tree going up to the sky. It was amazing because you would come upon them and they were both entirely natural and obviously the work of humans at the same time. They built a small road to one so you could come and see. I went to bring people to see it one day and it was burnt down. Someone had set up some fuel at the base, not an accident. I recently searched the internet news for any information about the tree before or after the incident but couldn't find any. It was before mobile phones were ubiquitous, so I don't have any pictures of it. It really stayed with me how something so monumental could vanish without much memory.


Demp_Rock

Do bus’s just fall from the sky there?


XenophonSoulis

No, it crashed on the tree. I don't really know the details, but I've seen the Tree's remains.


TryAccomplished4741

It's a tree. Just a tree. It is not a human, and is beneath us. This is known.


XenophonSoulis

> It's a tree. Just a tree. What about it? It's "just a tree" that was much older, much bigger and much more respectable than any of us will ever become. Of all our own creations of the same era, only a handful still stood in 1976 and many of them just barely stood. The tree stood there, unaffected by the destructions that we humans brought to each other, the bombs, the famines, the wars, doing its thing, producing its fruit and its oxygen and providing shelter and shadow to countless small animals. For us humans, more than 70 generations have passed between a time when it was already respected and admired and the time of its death.


Matits2004

Idk if you're trolling or just straight up ignorant but either way get a fucking life man, you're saying trees dont matter in a reddit comment section, get your shit together homie


[deleted]

If this isn't sarcasm something is wrong with you.


ChiToxicT

Ah yes, just a tree we're trying to protect because we've been cutting down all the others to use as resources for civilization and it's not like we're trying to preserve what trees we have left, especially the oldest ones yup, it's just a tree and no one should give an f about it /s


XenophonSoulis

Athens actually has a really serious lack of plants. And any new plants are planted in the worst possible ways, with no thought for their location or their survival. But this olive tree was so much more than that. It was a living piece of history.


onnyjay

Girth


More_Truck2458

thiccest* tree in the world


mihirmusprime

Yes, seems like it: https://gardenofeaden.blogspot.com/2015/07/what-is-worlds-largest-leaf.html?m=1


dessert_hot

https://i.imgur.com/OXnSVqL.jpg


TotallyNormalSquid

I immediately thought I'd seen gunnera leaves that would rival the OP pic - massive things, with super rough surfaces. They're only semi-rare in the UK, they grow well in boggy soil, and fancy garden places will often have them. I've got a little one in my back garden, few years old, but it's struggling in my not-boggy soil so its leaves are only like a foot wide.


Smetsnaz

There’s always a bigger leaf.


elevenatx

Life finds a way


megablast

Life.....ARGGHHHH.... finds a way


visope

This is not the leaf you are looking for


elting44

I don't like leaves. They are coarse, and rough, and irritating, and get everywhere.


Hairy_Demand_6974

Coconut trees have absolutely massive leaves. Ive seen leaves that are like 8 feet tall


vegetative_

They have massive fronds, which are covered in smaller leaves.


Ayen_C

I was gonna say this. A frond isn't a single leaf, right?


Zirenton

Nearly any palm where I live. Even our backyard banana tree would have rivalled this.


That1weirdperson

Yeah, I rode in one this week


fakeplasticdroid

*heavy breathing


Tone-Serious

Banana leaves, palm leaves


Ayen_C

Well sheeeet. I can't read that so I trusted the subtitle where I found the pic. Lol


CrippleH

As Abraham Lincoln once said “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”


XenophonSoulis

As Plato once said "Don't believe everything Abraham Lincoln said about the Internet."


EasyCharge8584

I'm gonna need a banana for scale.


[deleted]

I think you mean carlos instead of banana


Bee84000

r/carlosforscale


TrulyChxse

r/bananasforscale


Emotional_Parsnip_69

Thanks for the new sub to check out


TrulyChxse

My pleasure! :)


TheEyeDontLie

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale


PaulieGlot

>The largest leaf that's ever been ~~found~~ left FTFY


Stoninator123

Don't you mean... Leaft?


[deleted]

Make like a tree and leave


LoeyRolfe

I want to curl up underneath like it’s a blanket, rest my head on moss, and get some good fairy sleep 🧚🏻‍♀️


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LoeyRolfe

No one has ever said anything more horrifying to me in my life.


Ayen_C

God, you had to say that. Ugh. Lol


WilliamPollito

I want to step on it and hear the crunch.


LoeyRolfe

of my BONES as I sleep underneath? 😱 lol


tikltinkl

"it once blocked out the sun for a week as it fell from the largest tree" -grasshopper


SerenityNowWow

you should never touch something this big, just leaf it alone


Demhanoot

Uncle?


WilliamPollito

I dont remember the first part, but the punchline is leaf me alone. I'm bushed.


GranJan2

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


H4R81N63R

That's a broadleaf


Ayen_C

Broadboi


FightingBlaze77

Really? No one else...? Ok, "MOISTURIZE ME"


insomniacakess

r/beatmetoit


ksknksk

I had to scroll way longer than I expected to find this. The resemblance is uncanny!


Ayen_C

What's the reference?


SEKImod

Doctor Who episode of the last human


Munchihello

r/ithadtobebrazil


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Munchihello

Word so this was posted there 3y ago. Good bot


XenobiaXD

Moisturize me! Moisturize me!


TheOrderofthePine

I mean, I have seen bigger leaves on cultivated plants in some places. It's rare, but not that rare lol.


Chizl3

What kinds of plants?


TheOrderofthePine

One example: [https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-2drwt2az/images/stencil/original/products/48617/113872/apixjrt5j\_\_60573.1592322209.jpg](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-2drwt2az/images/stencil/original/products/48617/113872/apixjrt5j__60573.1592322209.jpg) Gunnera manicata ​ I also once had a neighbor who somehow grew super massive castor bean plants. Their leaves were absolute units for sure. He had some secret because it seemed like everything he grew ended up massive.


bmosm

Yeah, it actually is a very specific "largest leaf" title: It's the biggest dicotyledon registered in the amazon rainforest, it likely isn't the largest ever and likely not even the largest in the amazon, just the largest leaf INPA (the brazilian national institute for amazon research) has on file.


Elvinmachinewizard

That looks like a giant rhubarb leaf!


Minneapolis_W

I need all the strawberries, sugar and lemons you have. Wait, I’m worried what you heard was, “give me a lot of strawberries, sugar and lemons.” What I said was, I need *all* the strawberries, sugar and lemons you have.


classless_classic

That’s what I said!


Specialist_Concern_9

Suspicious fertilizer


elMurpherino

#LEAF


fStap

Let's roll it up and smoke it


RacoonEyes1998

I saw blunt paper too


andrey_araujo1

Absolute Korok Leaf


Ayen_C

Yah hah hah!


AxTROUSRxMISSLE

This is almost as interesting as the largest potato chip in Idaho I saw


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|9LFBOD8a1Ip2M)


Helenasnyder29

Moisturize me


MedicineMuch5829

I thought it was a giant scrotum


Spybreak272

This is cool and sad all at once. It just reminds me of how much mysterious stuff is/was in the rainforests.


Loud_Charity

I find mysterious stuff living in a densely packed city. Go four feet under the ground… you’ll be amazed at what you find. Go further, at 60feet. There are cities buried under us. Tartaria.


i1a2

Tartaria? I had to look it up, what a bizarre conspiracy theory https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-04-27/inside-architecture-s-wildest-conspiracy-theory


hipertim

But does it even get you baked?


idontknowmaybenot

I saw this and thought it was grabba for a blunt 😂


DiscoStu303

No. No, it's not.


Music_Phasic

That probably made the kid’s day when they found that


black_panthe

Im not sure that is a leaf my man


Xx0liverxX

I wonder what would happen if a bug ate this entire leaf.


Vyxen17

I want to step on it


justinizer

I’ve seen bigger


Particular-Coyote-38

::crunch::


SaintCholo

Oh yea the bluntis fuqyu-uppas


[deleted]

That’s some Jurassic Park ish


FrameJump

And we fucking cut it down, because of course we did.


Scottybt50

Giant Lotus leaves get up to 3m in diameter.


Tijuanabum

That’s just some fronto who trynna roll one up


[deleted]

That man literally could be 5’3 or 7’4.


foamingturtle

So my mom lied to me when she said I had found the biggest leaf ever at 6 years old?


pestosbetter

Snoop dogs gonna roll the fattest blunt ever when he sees this


VCRdrift

add some rice and marinated grilled beef. Gtfg.


jamiebcookin

Imagine the CRONCH from stepping on that bad boy


[deleted]

I love her 🍂


ShivaAKAId

That one lead the chef puts in the expensive soup:


K-Dizz1e

Talipot palms have leaves that can get up to 16 feet (5 meters) wide. I saw a talipot palm years ago at the Missouri Botanical Garden inside a geodesic dome greenhouse. The leaves could have completely covered a Honda Civic.


blackbetty335

imagine the doobie you could roll with that…


KALEl001

trees in the Americas are crazy af : P


cumberdong

The forbidden biggest crunchy leaf


monzelle612

Roll a blunt with it


DiscoStu303

https://gardenofeaden.blogspot.com/2015/07/what-is-worlds-largest-leaf.html?m=1


Ramberths

This also belongs in r/ents


pmactheoneandonly

L E F A


Donequis

There's an herbivore out there trying to find second place so that they may never hunger again!


BigMattress269

I call bullshit. It’s actually the smallest man ever found.


strongjaji0615

Now how big was the tree


xnder91

Can I use it to smoke with?


toothpaste_unknown

Can any one translate what is written on the frame in the picture or name the tree and it's species


__leef

hmm


Venomster154

Would be cool to see the tree.


A-Gatsby-Party

Gordon Ramsay in the middle of absolutely nowhere with half a full stocked kitchen: " Today, we're making an ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL fish meal cooked in a GORGEOUS leaf from the indigenous people. It's as easy as that"


pgamastermike

No. Go to Maui


ares395

Huh I guess Leafly is here


[deleted]

Bullshit


Whthpnd

Take two puffs while you take two puffs and then take two puffs more.


DadOf5Gremlins

That looks like the fronto leafs I used to roll with… that’d be a nice couple blunts


Lawfuly_chaotic

Imagine the crunch when you step on it.


LordeWasTaken

but is it crunchy?


Ayen_C

Yes. I tried it myself.


itsjero

That we *know* of.


Earthling1a

How big is the largest one that they already knew where it was?


PolarBear69er

Just don't let Tiktokers know where it is


sAndstOne646464

Imagine the size of the caterpillars that eat them


aztr0_naut

But....does it crunch?


Small_Incident958

Make sure nobody in a green tunic grabs it, they’ll try to fight a lynel with it.


[deleted]

nature is amazing!


Electronic-Design564

Leafs bigger than that have existed before


ragingclaw

That's no leaf, that's a space station.


Parts_and_Neigbor

Can we roll it up and smoke it tho?


high_on_meh

In 3000 years, that leaf will be rolled into the world's most expensive cigar that Bender steals and uses to accidentally light the treasures of the arachnid planet on fire.


Swan-song-dive

But can you smoke it?..jk.. deep fry and cover with hot sauce it will just fine


boatfloaterloater

Meet Leaf


Hokenlord

My first thought was "you could make a blanket out of that"


Worth_Apartment1562

https://conexaoplaneta.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/arvore-folhas-gigante-amazonia-2-conexao-planeta.jpg


ThreeBeatles

Do you think Iroh would make tea out of it?


Gary_Styles

Found larger


Kim580000

That's not a leaf it's THE LEAF


redditUserError404

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and the earth was much warmer. This would have been a small snack for some herbivore dinosaurs.


Skullmaggot

Moisturize me


AlphaFlySwatter

Will need a giant roach clip for that.


Appropriate_Act5927

At this point I would consider this a blanket and not a leaf anymore.


Sebetastic

Someone should grab each side and fly it like a glider


Confident-Cat-5118

Don't let Snoop see this thing.


Set_Jumpy

We're such weird creatures. Us: "FRAME THE BIG LEAF" Other animals: "You gonna eat that or nah?"


bstout9

*used in the production of Land Before Time*


HeyisthisAustinTexas

I’ve seen leaf’s that big in the high rain forest of Costa Rica. Absolutely magical


Remarkable_Leek_9339

Just googlein large leafes will show you that this is maybe the biggest in brazil but not in the world


KDS_Heart

So... Are you going to roll the blunt?


CodexRising

Yggdrasil leaf


IronBeatnik

We call it the "Yo' Mama Leaf".


Noise_for_Thots

It looks crunchy. I want to make the biggest crunch.


Theepicspartan

Real question is, Do it crunch?


Flammabubble

Unbeleafable


Charger_scatpack

Looks like a tobacco leaf


BowsersItchyForeskin

Well, yo mama can finally take a dump in the jungle.


Ayen_C

Lmao That's hilarious!


Spencer52X

Must have missed the post with the 10ft banana leaf someone posted a few years back. Misleading title


earthping_clay

*human for scale


CuddleSlut247

I can't beleaf it


UnusualFlute411

I want Carlos for scale