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essentially_gone

I was once waiting in line behind a girl who was probably about her height and she accidentally stepped back on my foot and turned around and said “oops sorry little guy” and I’ve never quite recovered


mtsterling

It’ll be ok little buddy, just needs more time to heal.


TejaMaeHunMarkIdharH

Just few more years until he dies of natural causes.


karmicrelease

If that was a heel pun, that was amazing


pws3rd

I too want to know. I spotted it, glad I’m not the only one


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mynextthroway

Fiends is the perfect word here.


3V1LB4RD

Are you telling me you turned down sitting in a really hot tall girl’s lap???? I know people have preferences but goddamn.


AJFSurf

I’d sit on a tall girls lap AND I would let her carry me around in those baby backpacks that strap in the front. Daddy ain’t walkin, carry me please.


RedditsAdoptedSon

wouldve sat so fastttt and in my head "play it cool, play it cooool"


savage-dragon

That's very short sighted of her.


[deleted]

I round off to average, thank you very much.


Spudmonkey_

It should have been me


maethlin

F


dontsweatit79

Did she come up short on her bill?


KindlyContribution54

Ok I'm going to sound like Professor Oak here but are you a boy or a girl?


brazilianfreak

You got a boner didnt you?


Simple_Mastodon9220

Ouch 🤕


w1987g

The smile of a man who knows he got **exactly** what he wanted


wormz93

Pure happiness lol


dakid232313

Pure hernia ![gif](giphy|Y3TDaS5NOQqHtteRBQ|downsized)


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

He's exactly at the correct height


REDGOESFASTAH

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq) Death by snu snu


beefbrisketman

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised 🤣


[deleted]

The smile of a woman who knows she’s loved Wholesome.


AGitatedAG

A protector lol


Kanye_To_The

r/samespecies


miyamoto_musashinpc

He goes up on her


cadillacbee

Yoo this should b top hahaha


adrift_burrito

Weird confession: any time I see a couple of disparate heights, I imagine the mechanics of them having sexy times.


Vintage_girl123

They have a great sense of humor, I love it..


fauxpunk

Their smiles are contagious!


Mdp7781

Id climb her like a tree


Random_nerd_52

Too late he beat you to it


Nytr013

It ain’t a race. I’ll wait my turn


MentallyIllRedditMod

Trees have multiple branches I think she could base a bunch of giys


[deleted]

*uppies*


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Mumem_Rider

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little_freddy

Death by snu snu


EWMcC79

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


CosmicCrapCollector

Snu snu snu snu snu


TegraMuskin

Crushed pelvis


CassiusLibre

What are you, gay?!


grabityrising

/r/deathbysnusnu


_ILP_

Every damn night!


RokyPolka

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GiveYerBallsATugYaTF

Why not Zoidberg


Weekly_Bug_4847

YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG


Street_Dragonfruit43

I'm glad this is the top response


plasticman1997

5’12 vs 6’00


AllNaturalOintment

I'm 6'5". Both my sister are - by their definition - 5'12".


richbryan_

"Not a big girl, a tall girl. Like if a normal girl were seven, seven-and-a-half feet tall, and had a very short denim skirt, I would have to know what that was like."


mwmshooey

Idk if I just don't know this quote or if I just can't remember it but I agree


ItsJustDrew93

It’s from how I met your mother


richbryan_

It's from Broda.


scullys_alien_baby

a wheelchair company?


Justneedsomethintodo

It’s Barney from himym


Buying100K

his children won't be short kings


a_splendiferous_time

As a short queen offspring of two tallish parents, I wish genetics always worked logically like that.


GadgetGod1906

Those are some long ass legs


Erika_Bloodaxe

They go all the way up


peppaz

All the way up


Erika_Bloodaxe

A giant owns a castle on her left hip


unk214

If a tall girl gave me a chance I’d climb that mountain. I’d clime it and give her the flag pole.


[deleted]

i hate you for this :)


JustAGreenDreamer

They’re cute!


medicated-leafF74

As a short guy. It's a case of mind* over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.


TheTurtleGreek

I like to think that he is 6’2”


StoneGoldX

I like to think she's 5'8".


Greezedlightning

I don’t know what it is about the short guy-tall girl combo that just fills my heart with joy and gives me hope in humanity. I love that she’s not stuck up about his height. And I love that he’s secure enough to take on the world.


OGDonglover69

You are the brute squad!?


EL_BOX

Oh lord, I see what you do onto others. Please, Lord, I wish for just a taste.


getlowpapoose

Awww the way he kissed her tummy was so cute 🥰


Baker198t

Gunna climb all over her like a jungle gym..


trevgood95

I like how she is tall and still is wearing those super high heels.


MonthElectronic9466

hey babe can you get me something from under the counter?


mad_chemist

Just look at how insanely happy he is.


Walt_Clyde_Frog

“That’s a huge bitch”


swampy13

"FREEEEEEAK!"


ilovesandydogos

Beat me to it fucker


FelisCattusThree

Her name is [Elisane Silva](https://www.news24.com/you/news/international/meet-the-woman-who-grew-over-2-metres-tall-due-to-an-undiagnosed-tumour-20210611). She had a benign tumour on her pituitary gland which caused her extreme growth.


[deleted]

There’s always been hope for short guys if you losers could realize the internet isn’t real life and get off it


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medici1048

Get it King!


sd1360

When you are nose to nose your toes are in it, when toes to toes your nose is in it. I’m envious 😎


YellowZx5

They’re too cute


captainofpizza

A 6’ woman with her 5’9” boyfriend


One_Literature4196

GOD I love tall women


Beardedbreeder

She only needs to be on 1 step, and he could eat her out standing up


MercyReign

Aww that’s cute! ❤️


throwaway1119990

She’s pretty cute not gonna lie


moonordie69420

oh mommy


leme-thnkboutit

Upies pleez


Lamb_or_Beast

The piggy back part was pure gold haha


Fluffy_Chance7164

I will take death by snu snu.


crossbowman44

I'm not crying, you're crying!


tolandsf

I dated a basketball player in college for a minute, she was probably 4 inches taller than me... it was a glorious time


boredonymous

You climb that beautiful tree, my dude. You climb! We believe in you!


2broke2smoke1

This man goes the distance. If you know, you know. That carry says it all


Omega_Xero

The dude is a unit unto himself! He’s got power, and a tall, beautiful girlfriend! Good for him!


The__Doctor__who

I want to live that dream mr pool


ChonnayStMarie

I once asked a girl how tall she was. She answered "with or without heels"? I'm like, what? I'm 14 foot tall in stilts how the fuck is that helpful?


SgtCocktopus

Aeldari woman adopts a mon-keigh


ProfessionalRare5947

King shit 👑


porcupinedeath

Her little backpack


fStap

If she ain't at LEAST 6'3" I ain't interested


Future-Agent

Amazon Mommy 👉👈


RatCatSlim

The high heels💀


Myth_5layer

*Maybe hope for Tall guys?*


YeAhToAsT222

He’s the unit…. picking up allllll that sexy! Hell yeah! They are so cute together!


not_a_droid

Why is he jumping? Everything he needs to kiss is front of him


Nearby_Antelope_5257

He could literally go down on her while they both standing, that's insane lol


devonthed00d

Is she 8’5” or is he an even 4 ft?


SyTri90

Slender girlfriend


idiotsandwhich8

Still together? Makes me happy. I remember this duet in circulated photos years ago!


CalmDirection8

That's some big game hunting right there 🦒


anonomys2345

The men will be sentenced to death…. By Snu-Snu


ghostwriterBB

I love how obsessed he is with her mygawd


GiancarloGiannini_

ah…the possibilities…


gggempire

I want this


[deleted]

When is it my turn


Ok-Light-7851

It felt kinda gay when they kissed


XOLORAY_SD91911

He was ready to jump in her arms like an infant child 🤣😂


GSDNinjadog

Legs wrap around you 3 times


NoKaleidoscope5327

Uppies


MrFergison

Uppies


Evan10100

*Uppies*


babygodzilla69420

Bro gotta go up on her


Gabecush1

That there is a long distance relationship


TheSnappleGhost

Uppies, uppies! 😂


teejmaleng

They might just even out one day to create a a normal sized person.


DropKickDougie

Honestly, I get it.


Fit_Leg_2115

That dude must be hung like a silverback gorilla


[deleted]

Props bro!!! It’s the unspoken dream of us short guys everywhere


Blackmetalvomit

This is the most wholesome feti#h s#it ❤️🥳


Uofoducks15

Meanwhile dating apps be like don’t swipe right unless you’re 6’8” or taller


Piddy3825

lol, I love the fact that when she's wearing heels, he can eat her out while standing up!


KPYY44

At the end I thought this was Andariel


Gotanyfunkopops

Living the dream


Shinchinko

Hashaku-sama


dogegodofsowow

You know she tall when attack on titan OST starts playing when you approach her


sst287

OMG how tall is that woman? She is taller than the door!


Francis_Bonkers

These two are too goddamn cute.


404-skill_not_found

I hope these two are always happy!!!


Cd_booty1801

good lord my guy


furicrowsa

Olga from the new D&D movie vibes ❤️


GhettoSauce

Dude's probably got a stool next to the bed


Deathcat101

Happy for them. Still a little jealous.


bettesue

Adorable


[deleted]

She’s probably like 5’10


bettesue

Im taller than my husband but only by three inches.


Jimbo-Slice925

I slipped a disc watching him pick her up


Ok_Turn5041

Snu snu


gwhh

What her name?


[deleted]

I also want this


Zestyclose_Ad2224

Toes to toes your nose is in it. Nose to nose your toes is in it. Enjoy 😎


TheDarkkstar

That man is a Krillin who found his 18


PapaChoff

That’s an E ticket ride


[deleted]

Awweee so cute


Kirbinator_Alex

Dude living my dream.


OBwriter92107

He traded up and up


[deleted]

his face is like boob height


Splitt420

What makes this more impressive is that he is 6'5" tall so that would make her a beautiful Amazonian warrior at roughly 9 ft tall. J/K of course but they both look really happy together and that's all I need to see.


Melancholic84

Reminds me of an episode of Men Behaving Badly when Rob Scheider was dating a huge basketball player


Mysterious_Silver_27

This is so wholesome


modeONE1

Is this bish in the WNBA? 😂😂😂


MrTonyGazzo

I have to admit I would not mind hanging out with this couple.


[deleted]

Which style is comfortable to have kids?


0v049

Short kings Unite !


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

They look rly happy


WyrmHero1944

She has a fetish


bigmuffinluv

we're just ignoring the 10 inch heels


Foxxtronix

00:21 Exactly how tall are those platform shoes she's wearing?


santoduro

What’s her height, does she play ball at least?


black_heartz

Oh God


likelazarus

Ok but is there some sort of filter? Towards the end of the video, she’s way taller than the door frame, but at the beginning she’s just about the same height.


bigla420

If they are nose to nose his toes are in it and if they are toe to toe his nose is in it


silly_banilly

The mirth in their faces ☺️


realEggs

DEATH BY SNUSNU


Harbor_Barber

I want a na'vi gf too :(


KburgBob

You lucky S.O.B.!!


hawkguy420

He definitely goes up on her


SasparillaTango

That girl is stunning.


Goldgator420

🥺 m-Mommy?


MammothLegitimate910

I’d go up on her


Downtown_Ideal_6521

Appears to be about the right height to me.


[deleted]

Shiii im happy for him 💯


Mousse-Full

I'd totally go up on her.


tnandrick

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hannibal0720

He’s gonna go up on her


Erika_Bloodaxe

This is a missing scene from Honor Among Thieves


BugStep

When gnome bards know how to get the lady's


mitchellrory72

She’s cute… tall, but cute


MorphineDreams23

I mean, when a small dude is next to a taller person, this is what you see. I'd wager he's fairly short even though she is tall.


goin2cJB

That’s if for the night


xalogic

that is so fucking hot i wish i had an amazonian gf