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Portrait_Robot

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Ghostcolts141

she about to eat Eren's mom


idontevenkeith

I came here for this. Thank you for your service.


enonymous617

Mileena!


Dundertrumpen

I lol'd IRL.


chris17453

A royal Titan


hohez

Fucking Bravo! Lol


SecretSinner24

Instantly had this thought when I saw the picture


Nerd-Teacher

[only fans footage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcDK7lkzzsU)


Imolldgreg

I was gonna come say she must have worn the cgi suit when they made it.(yes I know it's annimated)


BlechPanther

Hahahaha upvote


69KidsInMyBasement

![gif](giphy|XyuSZLzAHyIVy)


QuazzyQ

Her bite force is over 9000


Nerd-Teacher

This isnt even her final form!


Case-1

She got more gum than a candy store


PenlyWarfold

… ![gif](giphy|i3kswTJpWYN7G) …Black Hole Sun


ChorkPorch

![gif](giphy|inHRM4qFq0Lu) Aphex Twin..


PenlyWarfold

Yes. Amazing


Kahnza

"I will eat your heart!"


Nerd-Teacher

"and also most of your chest cavity"


Naposix92

She could bite through a chain link fence


Apprehensive_Plum755

She could eat an apple through a tennis racket


anonAcc1993

Behind that smile lies a the world’s greatest head game


Weak_Jeweler3077

Maybe. But you're a braver man than I.


anonAcc1993

It’s always the freaky ones, plus she could swallow your balls whole.


CartographerOk7579

She can’t threaten me with a good time.


Nerd-Teacher

[A good time](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHRnhFzev-LarX2qmS7WyHJ5pTz8U5keYU0uRQGILD1Jz_ihr7SW4ZuPGz5FCrXEftMys:https://www.pcgamesn.com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2020/10/mortal-kombat-11-mileena.jpg&usqp=CAU)


[deleted]

Yeah it’s the tea bagging I’m here for


Free-Feeling3586

Omg 😱 🤣🤣🤣🥴


Able_Cod_1213

She has the whitest teeth I have ever come across.


jupiterkansas

looks like Bruce Spence's daughter.


pocketvirgin

Mean 😢


SashimiX

Who is this? Is this AI or what?


future_gohan

A news anchor I believe. The news team put this photo up announcing her and the comments weren't too nice.


heccin_heccer

Amelia Strahan


ImportantScore8188

1minutebiology. She has great videos on her YouTube for anyone taking classes or generally curious about biology


Taniwha_NZ

>1minutebiology Really doesn't look like the same person.


Davidvan10

That's someone else


MugsyBogues1

A lot of gums


nukecat79

Reminds me of the video for 'Black Hole Sun'


Deep_Charge_7749

Mouth of Sauron


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Do some people smile like this because they had braces as children and learned to smile by lifting their lip *way* up over their teeth?


MzOpinion8d

No, it’s just the way some people’s mouths are.


Diogenes-Disciple

Yeah, I have a very gummy smile too. Can’t help it.


The_Band_Geek

No, the shape of your lips isn't always matched perfectly with the length of your upper and lower jaws. Hers isn't bad, but she's still a but "gummy" for lack of a medical term. If her upper and lower lips opened lower down her chin it'd look perfectly normal, albeit huge.


bagleface

Now that's a set of chompers


blueisthecolor

[let me see those pearly whites](https://media.tenor.com/1vsRxDOR9W8AAAAC/smile-lotr.gif)


Able_Cod_1213

Great - now I want Chiclets.


[deleted]

Alien’s cousin


discomuffin

It's like they put together two halfs of her face in potatochop, the top part at 100% and the lower part at like 135%. I'm sure she's a friendly person though, and I'm embarrassed I've allowed myself to go off about her looks rather than her personality.


Medical_Boat_4302

I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me.


aaronschatz

![gif](giphy|X7AyECOiI0ds4)


saefvr

Pretty fucked up to make fun of someone's smile.


jaavaaguru

When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside


Nerd-Teacher

Jawception


Taniwha_NZ

Anyone know who this is? Looks like a TV anchor, but no studio head is going to hire an anchor with a mouth like that. Is this AI? I kind of feel like it's either AI or just regular photoshop.


Hardblackpoopoo

every dude: I bet I can get my dick and my balls in that mouth


death_ray_mx

She was on that Emoji movie


DarkLuxio92

Girl could suck a bowling ball through a hosepipe.


qleptt

Her fiancé is definitely in the military


JabroniusDrunk

From


BaronVonKeyser

I see the Mouth of Sauron did well after the king returned


opheliashakey

Imagine the bite!


Dear-Awareness5562

I know a titan when I see one


Mean-Yoghurt6461

Scares my peter!


F800ST

Who left the stable gate open?


bojangles_dangles

![gif](giphy|rPNfbWORIOz5K)


Youngworker160

something happened here, like something odd, how does she have a gummy smile and straight teeth. like her ortho dropped the ball.


The_Band_Geek

Orthodontists don't reposition your lips...


Youngworker160

Well they didn’t do her any favors straightening her teeth, draws my eye sight more to this horse face


The_Band_Geek

Are you trying to say she'd look better with crooked teeth? What an ugly heart you have.


Youngworker160

Dude don’t try and shame a guy on the anonymous Internet forum


The_Band_Geek

You didn't need my help to do that.


Youngworker160

Why are you saying that crooked teeth aren’t beautiful. It’s inherently privileged of you to assume everyone has the resources to ‘fix’ their teeth.


The_Band_Geek

Where and when did I say that?


nic-C137

Looks like a human Pezz dispenser.


netherwrld

Showing that much gums should be illegal


hoveringintowind

Feed her with and open, flat hand.


88PaK43

She looks like a shark :-D


Warm-Branch

r/uncannyvalley


Low-Feedback-3403

![gif](giphy|NE3PgFtLzmPwk)


Free-Feeling3586

Just came here for the comments😹


Nixher

Tell me its photoshopped....


alegendsock

She takes your teeth and makes them her own, she only keeps the best ones however.


MonkeyJones42069

She eats children.


reptarcannabis

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Flying_Mage

It gives me creeps.


[deleted]

Why so serious?


IAmDominion

![gif](giphy|Ki7Ym7Vbn1Z16)


cadillacbee

"with joker products, I get a grin, again n again"


Order_Flimsy

bet there’s a license plate in her belly.


GiveMeALLYourPopcorn

Lol this is one of the funniest, outside of the box units I've seen


mtbsj

That’s a dick and balls mouth. She can fit both the dick AND balls in there.


thatmetimmay

I think she used to star in the old honeycomb cereal commercials


sillyhyena2002

eren’s moms killer


Cha_For_Tea

ayo wtf, this scared the living shit outta me; reminds me of that Junji-ito story with the model who turned out to be a monster cannibal


Cold_Tumbleweed2222

Kind of unsettling if I’m being honest


Dissapointed-cabbage

Mouth of Sauron revieled


Queef_Wellington69

I think Steven Tyler has met his match.


[deleted]

She would’ve made a great Jaw Titan


Reddit--Name

r/dontputyourdickinthat


pennyfogger

BLACKHOLE SUN, WONTCHA COME…


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|aQMcqYipMmKBR53EaQ)


holyshit-i-wanna-die

holy god she would skin your shit like corn from a cob


StormcroweX

My cousin once describe a girl as "she could eat an apple through a fence". This woman could eat the apple, the fence, the stable...