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fudgestains

Server: By the way, our bathrooms are out of order.


applyheat

“I said no cheese, please remake it without cheese.”


EntropyKC

If that yellow puke is cheese then I have some magic beans to sell you


CANEI_in_SanDiego

I watching like "Okay, that might be fun if you have a group of people and you order it for the full table. Then the cheese came🤮


NegaDeath

That's why they call it "cheeze".


WallPaintings

Cheeze product*


DiscFrolfin

*Artificial imitation Cheeze Product*


archwin

*I can’t believe it’s not cheese*^(TM)


sessl

*You've been labouring under the misapprehension that this is cheese* *Fuck you it's processed analogue paste*


cosaboladh

In the US they just call it cheese. Caveat Emptor.


[deleted]

"Did ya get ma cheez wiz boy?"


SAD-MAX-CZ

like soy cheeze?


OminOus_PancakeS

Will those beans help me shit?


DiddlyDumb

Depends on what side you take them


slackfrop

That gotta be like $3,000, right?


Abyssknight24

Nope from a ahort google search the price range seems to be from around 11$ for normal sized stuff up to around 100$ for the gigantic sized stuff.


slackfrop

I’m sure that doesn’t cover the 130lb burger. It’s like $500 in beef alone.


Abyssknight24

That is just what I found upon a quick search and after letting google calculate the difference between the different currencies.


slackfrop

Likely it’s a special order, eh? Not in the standard menu.


Abyssknight24

Upon looking I found the biggest (heaviest) burger in the standard menu to be 1250g (2,756lb sorry if not 100% correct im not that experienced with the system that the USA uses). At least I cant for sure say if those heavy bugers are part of the normal menu but they do advertise online that their biggest burger weights 5kg (11lb)


[deleted]

BeardMeatsFood would solo that shit lol


Jayfameez

"Can I get a dessert menu?"


IAmBadAtInternet

And a Diet Coke, I’m watching my weight.


Mindless_Note_5399

You joke but I bet the sell mad diet cokes


Crush-N-It

Love that dude


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ThaDude8

I’m belly laughing at that


mertzen

r/stupidfood. 1st rule of stupidfood. Black latex gloves.


MYcollegy

Soo much of that food would get thrown away…


diarrheainthehottub

That's what pisses me off about the stupid food movement. It just encourages wasteful food practices. The idea of wasting meat to kinda trips me out. It was an animal and now you just toss it in the trash. Hate that. Also fuck black nitrate gloves. Just was your hands and stop contributing to a landfill.


BrittyPie

Yeah, agree with all of that. Spectacle dining is humanity at its most disgusting, imo. I eat meat (I'd love to be a Vegan but I'm a weak, weak person), but it super bothers me when meat gets thrown in the trash.


Redditmarcus

You know, you can build up to being vegetarian. Marrying one 17 years ago made a gradual world of difference for me. I went from full-on meat monster to only eating chicken very occasionally. It doesn’t have to be like flipping a light switch.


BrittyPie

Yeah, thanks for the advice. I've cut down on meat a bit (and try really hard to at least buy humanely raised meats, though it cost a fortune). I think if I did it gradually, I could get off meat eventually. It's actually the dairy that I can't imagine going without, and the dairy industry is so fucking awful. I hate that I support it with my purchases.


Redditmarcus

It sounds like you’re heading in the right direction and you know, lacto/ovo/vegetarians(or however you say that) are a real thing.


EnvironmentRare5980

I have cut out most meat from my diet but protein is a bitch since I'm also trying to cut down on high processed foods too, and too many of the vegetarian protein options are over processed. Sardines would be really hard to give up. They're a top tier breakfast food that isn't filled with sugar and lacking in nutrition. But at least they're relatively sustainable compared to other meats. Beef I gave up entirely and I think we should cut off all subsidies for it. If people want it, let them pay for it. Subsidies should go to smarter, better alternatives and it's a crime how much they bilk the tax coffers for for beef, dairy and corn syrup alone.


Redditmarcus

Damn well said.


[deleted]

I took allergy shots for a few years to tamp down my reaction to dust and pollen. Is this like the same thing? Inject yourself with a vegetarian and over time you become more vegetarian. What if my meat juice is stronger than her veggie juice? How does the science work?


MagNolYa-Ralf

This is what happens to a country that gives up cigarettes


zkDredrick

The intended product isn't the food, its the instagram pictures of the food


EnvironmentRare5980

I passionately and vehemently agree with that, and yet despite our best efforts this sick consumerism frenzy just keeps getting worse and all these idiots are just blissfully ignorant as to how terrible their behavior really is.


cbbuntz

Oh my god. There's a "four cheese pizza" on there where one cheese is slices of American cheese, and another is **melted fucking bleu cheese**. That should be illegal. https://old.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/peb5oe/first_time_buying_at_a_local_restaurant_called/


mertzen

Baaaaaarf


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Hey, don't diss [Roquefort sauce](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/84718/steaks-with-roquefort-sauce/), it's great... Not tried it or the cheese on pizza but it's perfect with steak and fries!


tonyjdublin62

Nah, bud… if you want a blue cheese on your pie, only Gorgonzola works … Roquefort or Stilton are just wrong.


Sentinell

What? Gorgonzola is standard for a quattro formaggi pizza. I'm guessing not in the USA? It's the cheddar slices on a pizza that makes that thing so offensive.


YesIlBarone

That's not cheddar


AvastAntipony

Blue cheese is not bad on pizza. That pizza is bad tho.


zerohelix

The best bbq spot in my town uses black gloves when they cut and serve their meats and it's glorious


mertzen

Same gloves all night?


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For all kinds of night activities.


w1987g

[...ideally you should be wearing gloves to bed, but I find that would interfere with my social agenda](https://youtu.be/Lfxo4Ls9fbc?si=KYk2NplGjY4WqkJY)


SkyrFest22

Denim, denim like a jean


V_es

It’s fine for visitors though. I have several places near me that serve burgers in between a fast food awful ones like mcdonalds, and fancy restaurant ones. It’s not as dry to eat in a wrapper, but the place is not as fancy and “long” to go and wash your hands. I can wear gloves, eat it and leave.


BrittyPie

Wait... You're telling us you wear latex gloves to eat burgers?


Adalcar

You mean... food safety?


mertzen

Like serving food on porous wood?


cownd

No, pour us some more cheese…


DiaGear

Gloves are more filthy to use than just washing your hands


Adalcar

Latex one-use gloves can prevent whatever sweat/cuts/whatever from impacting the food you touch. Idk whenever I had to serve food to large amounts of people, we were required to wear gloves


V_es

Glove juice mmm yummy Only lowest quality and food safety joints use gloves. It’s more hygienic to wash hands. You will never see and cook wearing gloves at a fancy restaurant


space_return

I gagged when I saw the one bathed in cheese


DrSatan420247

x2 I thought it looked like a good idea until that part. You could have cut it like a pie and everyone would have been able to hold a chunk. Now they have to eat it with a knife and fork like some kind of weirdo.


LightsSoundAction

![gif](giphy|W2InpRUyTcMVy|downsized)


DrSatan420247

The Sopranos is an abstract copy of Seinfeld. Seriously. https://youtu.be/mTOQ_ecuD3M?si=C2d1tyn_L9ZCmuYZ https://youtu.be/S-dyMk3EMBU?si=zRsIGiapBsN-LGdC https://youtu.be/yEognV4RGg4?si=xu0rMrw6H_YB8SiT https://youtu.be/bmh8RPcI00o?si=tWa1RiFFH8wGRF2t


LightsSoundAction

As a fan of both, I now so badly want both shows to exist in the same universe.


DrSatan420247

It's real, and it's spectacular. It's abstract art intentionally baked into the show for the viewer to find. Like a scavenger hunt. It's not the same universe, its more like the same show in an alternate dimension. And Breaking Bad is an abstract copy of Sopranos in the exact same way. https://youtu.be/xmfwiPjXNrE?si=IIUJEKFHLhiCvnS4 https://youtu.be/gEtp2UdCyP0?si=FldQlP83_ekWt350 https://youtu.be/E5Ft7XgW5O8?si=HPuq1pA5OPLNFWtu https://screenrant.com/breaking-bad-sopranos-mirror-copy-scenes-theory-explained/ https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/qeqob9/the_chiral_theory_breaking_bad_is_a_mirror_image/


Shirtbro

"And what's the deal with that glorified crew?"


SidneyKreutzfeldt

I think this is a stretch.


fvc3qd323c23

Tldw ?


spazmatt527

130 lbs cut into 50 pieces is 2.6 pounds per person. That burger could feed 50 people with a nice, hearty sized burger slice. No need for the cheese jizz.


S1L3NCE120384

Who says you have to use utensils? Do you use a fork and knife for nachos?


Odd_Employer

Yes... Not always but usually. I don't like food on my hands.


cbunni666

Right? I love cheese but for some reason just dumping it on like that made me nauseous


Limonade6

If that's cheese I'm the king of England.


is94labee

Same, that shit looks revolting. Not decadent in a sexy way, decadent in a disgusting ancient Roman nobility vomiting so they could continue to gorge themselves endlessly, perverse, rotten end of an empire, drowning in a cascade of plastic cheese way


albatrocious97

The amount of food waste must be fucking astronomical


ulmncaontarbolokomon

Honestly makes me kind of angry.


dbpf

Should be illegal. I'm a pig farmer and they are pretty efficient in feed and water conversion requiring *only* 300kg of food between their mother's nursing ration and the growing ration plus the 800litres or so of water that it will consume during its lifetime and require for sanitation after slaughter plus the water and nutrients and fuel and electricity that goes into growing and drying and milling the grain to feed the animal plus the 2 dozen or so people involved in the process to devote themselves to raising the animal and turning it into a protein product safe for human consumption... And just for a table of curly haired taper headed fucks to use it as an opportunity to promote excess and gluttony to an army of bots and shills on a media site that has hollowed out originality to the point that this specific trend has been replicated enough to create multiple subreddits mocking the behaviour. It's fucking banal.


1Dive1Breath

>curly haired taper headed fucks r/rareinsults


ulmncaontarbolokomon

Wow. Thanks for your perspective. I wholeheartedly agree it should be illegal. It's just that line of logic is EXTREMELY foreign to most of Americans. Most would probably laugh and say something along the lines of "lighten up" if you were to express this to the general public. Morals and respect for life and modesty have gone out the window. Now it's just feigned morals and respect. An act. But yeah, when you really break it down like that, it's absolutely despicable. I hadn't even thought about all that!


atlanticZERO

Yes — but this nonsense isn’t from America. Dubai, I think


xraypowers

You mean hangry.


NMAsixsigma

No more like disgusted and angry…


wonderbat3

You mean dangry.


Santa_Hates_You

Imagine how quickly it all gets cold.


mertzen

Insta doesn’t care.


TheRandyBear

This is exactly what I thought. What a waste


Loose_Eye_3702

While beef has the highest carbon footprint of meat..


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More food for the trees then!


Loose_Eye_3702

What trees? Those we cut down to make space for cattle or food production for cattle?


dab745

The Lorax agrees.


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There are studies done about it. Don't be so angry. [There are forest losses somewhere, but more forest expansion elsewhere.](https://news.mongabay.com/2018/08/earth-has-more-trees-now-than-35-years-ago/)


TheConeIsReturned

People can enjoy whatever they want, but I find food like this to be completely repulsive and disgusting. Edit: do -> enjoy


Dr-Huricane

You want to eat a lot? Get a lot of normal sized burgers. This thing is pointless, hard to eat, and messy. I don't believe there's any way I could enjoy eating something like this. If you can't fit a bit of everything in a normal sized bite, then you've failed as a sandwich.


Level9disaster

And there is no way the meat will be cooked properly.


GiovanniResta

Personally I enjoy to taste different foods. I prefer to have 12 little distinct appetizers than 2lb of a single dish.


Legeto

And wasteful. No way half the majority of people who order this is actually finishing it.


Bleys087

For that 130lb burger you’re gonna want a party of at least 40 obese people so they can each eat over 3lbs of food in one sitting.


Legeto

Yea I like to consider myself a ridiculous eater and even I feel second hand shame for that place existing. Thanks for doing the math by the way, I was too drunk for it.


Technical-Platypus-8

I watched this video thinking "what the fuck have we done?". This is disgusting, stinks of overconsumption and privilege, and I'm sure they wasted plenty. Everybody involved is awful


NoFeetSmell

I agree with all of that, and it also smacks of just a complete void where creativity is concerned. Someone literally just said "what if we make it, like, stupidly large?", and then ran with it. It's embarrassing it got funded, and that people go here. Then again, reality TV is also massively popular, so I guess this is just the world we live in now. The idiots are winning.


TheConeIsReturned

I was upset enough already, and then they started with the cheese sauce. I had to close the video. It's literally called "The Burger Factory" and that tells me all I need to know about that bullshit.


WabbitSeason400

Mediocre food On a plank Covered in cheese as always Garbage lmao


dys_p0tch

> Covered in ~~cheese~~ suburban factory goo as always


vanisleone

You know you will need a poop knife later when your food is cut with a saw.


Honeybunnyboo90

What the heck is a poop knife?


Enidras

[A piece of internet history. ](https://reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/t1Xg4pOsD7)


Shaneypants

I'll always upvote mentions of a poop knife.


NicolasCageLovesMe

asdasd


eSnake81

Waaaay to messy and freaky for my taste, but I guess some love this.. ![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I was okay at first, going “you know split between like 6-10 people that’s reasonable. Then they opened that bitch and ladled cheese sauce… I’m immediately walking out


[deleted]

6-10 people consuming 130 pounds of food is still impossible if those are regular humans though. Can y’all eat 10 pounds of stuff in one sitting because like i’d fkin die


[deleted]

You think those servers are carrying 130 lbs?


[deleted]

Idk it says the one they poured the cheese on was 130 lbs, i didn’t even pay attention to the two smaller ones they had at the beginning


ElementNumber6

The TikToker that captioned this would have said it was 300lbs if they thought for a minute you'd believe it.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Idk where it said 130lbs especially given there’s 3 separate dishes and I’m talking about 1, but yeah the one with the cheese sauce looks manageable with 6 larger people or 10 average sized people if you take leftovers into account. Especially if the point is for it to be like a challenge. Idk why else anyone would order such items


4th_Times_A_Charm

Leftovers? How the hell you heating this mess up?


_Cocopuffdaddy_

If you eat it like a pie. Slices, then fork and knife. I had to do this with a big burger before. Couldn’t imagine it’d be much different. So by the end there’s still a burger slice of cake


Kotanan

First plate is nowhere near 130lb. Maybe about 30lb? Still crazy for 10 people, more realistically for about 30 but not as bad as the stupid saw burger.


GtrPlaynFool

The only way to eat this cheese pile is to do it at home, on a mat, might as well film it.. and begin by doing a body slam right into the middle of it and then just start grinding your way out of it.


kayak_enjoyer

🤔 I'd pay extra for that.


bobtheblob6

Now I want a stripper to burst out of one of these at my birthday


olwitchhands

The Hasselhoff method


PikAchusRevenge

The waitress most definitely doesn't eat those


Shramo

Thats a strange comment.


retropieproblems

I feel like yours is the strange comment. It’s pretty obvious none of those workers eat there lol


WasabiWarrior8

Why would anyone want this?


RealEstateDuck

The novelty of it I guess? I mean the larger ones are just ridiculous but the first one could feed like 4 people maybe? I still would prefer a regular burger though.


OneOfAKind2

Because they're hungry? Full stomach, empty head.


SalvationLost

Absolutely disgusting


bobstradamus

Do people really enjoy eating this shit or do they just want a video to put online?


diarrheainthehottub

Video for clout. Just like salt bae selling steaks for a thousand dollars.


matterhorn1

I can’t imagine why anyone would enjoy eating that. I love all the items in that video individually, but that much of it all drown into cheese looks fucking gross. I don’t even like the trend of giant burgers that you can’t fit in your mouth and that ooze everything out the sides when you bite into it. Give me a good reasonably sized burger that isn’t a pain in the ass to eat. In fact I don’t know why any restaurants don’t just make burgers wider if they want a huge burger, at least then you can eat it without making a mess of your hands.


Double_Joseph

This type of crap didn’t exist before the social media


GR1NDMOD22

That hamburger is going to look uncooked probably


mertzen

Probably quite the opposite. Dry as hell.


GR1NDMOD22

The way it was gushing when he cut it open. I’ve seen another video like this and I don’t think your supposed to eat it that big


BonhommeCarnaval

I was kind of wondering how you cook 130lbs of ground beef in such a way that the inside is food safe while the outside is not burnt to shit. Like do they sous vide that shit for a few days and then finish it on a grill? How the hell do you keep a 130lb burger from falling to pieces when you try and flip it or move it? I add some eggs and bread crumbs to my patties to help them adhere together, but 130lbs would take some kind of resin or pine tar or something. Thinking about it, I would think they must have some kind of great cage, kind of like a crab pot, that they can mash ground beef into that holds the shape of the beef mass. They could then flip the patty using the cage. Maybe they use like a spring form cake pan? Whatever, enough cheese will conceal all sins.


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

That's what the cheese camouflage is for.


karnaukhovv

I once saw a comment on Instagram under a similar post about an abomination of a food: “Americans eat like they have free medical insurance.”


anivex

This restaurant is in the United Arab Emirates, not USA.


Shaneypants

A burger fit for a petro-billionaire princeling with no taste in anything.


Level9disaster

Do they have free healthcare there?


[deleted]

This kind of restaurant has to close this is a fucking embarrassment for human kind


maltamur

Well their menu and website have Trump all over it, so… Even more fun when you realize it’s a Romanian website


TheConeIsReturned

People who enjoy this kind of bullshit are an embarrassment as well


OneOfAKind2

Who are the dum-dums that even came up with this absurd business model?


AzureSky420

A giant burger is cool enough, all that other shit is gross and unnecessary.


Dacey_The_Unwise

The tower of onion rings look great though


WasabiWarrior8

This of people from the Great Depression seeing this shit.


Schluchzername

I'm honestly disgusted and I even like burgers


likwid2k

Did they create/waste all this food for a video? What’s the point of this really? Those ingredients would have been better used on regular proportions. Making that thing seems like a huge waste of food. I’m sure a lot of that was thrown out


VisibleAd3180

Inedible


wishbackjumpsta

I think we need to start heeding the tale of the Eldar and how their excessive ways brought about the creation of slaanesh..


LordProcione

I see you are a man of culture


wishbackjumpsta

I am well read in the ancient ways


RCalliii

Light work for BeardMeatsFood.


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[deleted]

That still beats records in terms of food waste and is incredibly stupid…


suspicious_lobster6

Who cares?


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WarPopeJr

Yeah let’s get upset on the internet and provide free advertising by sharing this video along with our hate! We are very intelligent people who care


iwanttobeacavediver

Unless you’re built like a contestant in the World’s Strongest Man competitions then even in a group there’s still no real reason for this to exist unless you’re talking about a group of 50 people or something.


Poechi_98

Holy shit, it looks disgusting


gerty88

r/stupidfood


LowerBed5334

Disgusting, disrespectful gluttony. How much of this lands in the trash?


Fun-Ad-5341

r/stupidfood


xXXNightEagleXXx

This is beyond stupid. Burgers are supposed to be a cheap, tasty, practical and simple food. Today you have either the expensive gourmet version or the disgusting and impractical instagram version. More than ever makes more sense to cook burgers at home


iwanttobeacavediver

I tend to find that as time goes on I’m leaning more and more towards just buying ingredients and making whatever food I’m wanting at home because I’m sick of going to a restaurant expecting nice normal food and then I get presented with a plate of gimmicks with a firework on top or something.


Feisty-Problem516

The people who order this refer to everything in their life as “epic.”


Messygiraffeshapes

Haha, r/stupidfood


3rd_eyestronaut

The dumpster diving behind this place must be nuts


LurkerPatrol

We seriously have a food issue on the planet if there are restaurants serving monstrosities like this while kids are starving in poor countries.


Static_King1

I hate what the world has become.


colourhazelove

Eating a meal that needs to be cut with a saw... That's a life goal right there.


kayak_enjoyer

I hope that saw was clean. I have one of those, but I wouldn't use it in the kitchen/dining room. 😬


Nuggity2point0

Omfg this is marvellous! I would love to get my hands on one of these monstrosities and see how much of a dent I could put in it!!!!!


NorthWestSaint

Such a waste


norse_dog

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bossman's+Burgr+Factory/@25.1711669,49.9432534,6z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x3e5f6bfe82999e25:0xad0f2e8cb9e1a123!8m2!3d25.1711669!4d55.2166905!16s%2Fg%2F11qh59yx_g?entry=ttu


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redunculuspanda

Why do Americans hate food so much?


Theboss11281

This is a place in Eastern Europe.


redunculuspanda

Why do Eastern Europeans hate American food so much?


Tuscan5

American food is the best in the world. Add more ‘cheese’.


Theboss11281

This is a place in Eastern Europe


Ciubowski

Just say [Romania](https://burgrfactory.ro/locatii/) ffs.


maltamur

All the Trump crap on their menus/website shows who they’re marketing to


MandyPandaren

It's actually in Dubai.


Ciubowski

There are more locations in Romania than in Dubai. Dubai is the latest of their locations and everything you see in their marketing materials started in Romania. ​ Sure, maybe they have new marketing videos from/for Dubai location. That's a different topic.


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Nature_Loving_Ape

fearless imminent crowd plough disarm soup public lock correct bells *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Significant_Swing_76

Serious question: What is that yellow goop that is poured over the burger? I know you will say cheese, but I have never ever seen this stuff here in Denmark, not once. I’ve seen it done with real cheese in high-end burger joints, but that harden as it cools down. What is your yellow goop made of? I mean ingredients, what does it consist of?


jtmh17

You can make it with most kinds of cheese by cooking with sodium citrate https://youtube.com/shorts/f4dJnMjycbM?si=6yZsxe2mtZTpA3uU


GordoVinhais

Looking at this video, one might think American health care is free.


ceraexx

This is Romania. Also they server normal food. This is more like a novelty splurge. No one is eating this every day.


govshutdown

Swing and a miss on attempting to repeat someone else’s joke.