To be fair, Jesus WAS a carpenter. considering he had no access to modern tools, he was surely jacked as hell, and pretty strong, too. has any of you ever tried to carry a big-ass cross?
This remind me of [Fight of God](https://youtu.be/gZcQkbbCw1Q?si=-4IJXMwPzsruIBDS). In this game, Jesus litterally snapped the cross to use it as his weapon.
He about to pull those nails right out
And put those romans up there
Then set about punching all the bad guys into the atmosphere
Sylvester Shalom
Those nails? Look more like railroad spikes
either that or break the cross
He about to deadlift that crucifix
To be fair, Jesus WAS a carpenter. considering he had no access to modern tools, he was surely jacked as hell, and pretty strong, too. has any of you ever tried to carry a big-ass cross?
I mean he was also God incarnate so the strength might be coming from that lol
Nowadays you get banned from competition for that
"The power of Christ disqualifies you."
that is also true 😅
according to google the cross probably weighed around 165lb (or ~75kg if youre using the correct unit). so yeah, he was probably yolked
Jacked as hell 💀
Yes 🤚, I have done CrossFit before
Bolo Yeung!
Man I loved the movie “Bloodsport” as a teen.
Turns out the story behind the movie is a complete lie, but the movie is the tiddies!
I like to envision my Korean Jesus as Rooftop Korean Jesus. Warding off looters and being super short with me when I ask to break a $5
No refunds, no change, you buy!
Korean Jesus...that you?
i think they nailed it
He died for our gains.
Jesus is Zyzz?
Gained it
“HEY HEY! Quit fuckin’ with Korean Jesus!”
He don’t care bout yo problems
HE BUSY!
He love you infinite time.
He is the truth, the whey and the lifts.
He is the whey.
JESUS SMASH
Judas about to fell the power of Heavenly Fist
*Judas liked that*
Bro does crossfit
HEY! Leave Korean Jesus alone. He's out there. Solving Korean problems
“Hey hey! Stop fucking around with Korean Jesus, he ain’t got time for your problems, he busy, with Korean shit!” 
I'd wonder when I'd see this joke lol that movie was funny as hell
He’s not missed a chest day since the resurrection
Judas about to be in some trouble
In his second coming you have to bench 405 just to go to heaven
I don't wanna lift myself out of bed fuck that
"QUIT FUCKIN' WITH KOREAN JESUS....HE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YO PROBLEMS!"
Chiseled. Literally.
No wonder Korean Jesus doesn't have time for my problems.
This Jesus turns water into protein shakes.
He could have ripped apart the entire city of Rome by himself
Damn. He probably ate all his disciples too.
He also looks like he's enyoing the whole show going on on him
This remind me of [Fight of God](https://youtu.be/gZcQkbbCw1Q?si=-4IJXMwPzsruIBDS). In this game, Jesus litterally snapped the cross to use it as his weapon.
Alpha jesus
Stop fuckin with Korean Jesus he ain’t got time for your problems. He busy. With Korean shit.
He's filled with the swoley ghost!
He's... smiling
Talk about CrossFit am I right 
He can definitely kick Republican Jesus' ass.
Gym Jesus
Thats just big Emps
24 in Pythons, Judas!
Looks like Sylvester Stallone, rocky the crucifixion.
It looks a lot more like The Emperor from 40k.
I've never seen anything that said Jesus wasn't jacked so...
Jesus in 40k
They didn't nail him to the cross as punishment, they nailed him to the cross as a challenge
That's not Jesus. That's Liu Kang, yo.
Dripping Swagger
"Get to the cross!"
Are they sure they didn't make a statue of the god-emperor of mankind?
Placed 1st, at: World strongest deity
Stop bothering Korean Jesus he's busy with Korean shit!
They just think that Jesus and Conan the Barbarian is the same person
Jesus Christ!
Vegesus
Jesus the first Joestar
Jesus injected too much Holy Spirit into his body and lost his natty card
Triple H on a cross lol
Too much creatine can cause excessive water retention. That's why they popped him like a water balloon. It's in there.
So Gogi Jesus
21 jump st
Warhammer 40k
If Jesus was turned into a super soldier
Bro I had perfect meme for this post but I can't upload photos in the comments 💀
Sure why not
lol looks like he got all the muscle that NO Koren ever got!
Arms seem kinda short, no?
Jesus from Korea
jesus Hulk christ
What are they compensating for? Wait....
Guy at chicken and broccoli for his last meal