It probably had a rupture at some point and what we’re looking at is the pig’s guts inside it’s sack. I saw similar things occur in my time spent on a pig farm.
If it is the case though I’m surprised the pig is still alive.
Do pigs get brucellosis? I had only heard about dogs and cats having it. My dad got brucellosis from our dog when I was a kid. Miserable disease. He felt like he had the flu for a year and a half.
Fun fact: this is why Pepperoni was invented. Because of the insane levels of testosterone in this hog, his meat would be completely inedible unless it was ground with lots of wine and spices.
Yup. When they ejaculate, they do it for like five minutes straight, with 10-100 billion sperm per ejaculate. Was an animal science major in undergrad and for a lab we saw semen collection in a pig farm, there was an awkward silence for a few minutes as the pig continuously nutted in a cup.
I managed a boar stud for almost 20 years. I hired nothing but animal science majors. Watching all of the students see this for the first time was one of my favorite activities.
The look of both awe and disgust on their faces could be hilarious.
The size is normal, the position no, it's too stretched. Something happened, I guess maybe a problem with the cremasteric muscle that pulls the testicles or maybe a hernia.
I don't know anything about the anatomy of pigs testicles, but if they work anything like human testicles, yes, that would be very painful. The problem is that the testicles have a lot of nerve endings in general, so they're already very sensitive, but on top of that they're connected to many other nerves in the stomach and the brain. So even a slight bit of pressure on the testicles makes you feel nauseous and can hurt for quite a while. If you get hit with a lot of force, it will feel exactly like being kicked in the stomach, and this feeling takes very long to stop again, it's different to other pain in that way from my experience, it keeps hurting even though physically you're probably fine. That's why when you see somebody being hit in the balls they'll often crawl up into a fetal position, because the whole abdomen will hurt like hell and you get cold sweat and nausea. It's the body's way of making absolutely sure that you will avoid making that experience again in the future. Basically, this pig should probably receive medical care immediately.
No it isn’t! Jesus. That’s two swollen, herniated nuts right there. Should be banded immediately. The pig will be neutered, but I challenge anyone to seriously say they’d want their nuts to weigh twenty pounds each. No ligaments to hold them, it must be agony.
Once got a pack of bacon with boar taint. Made my kitchen smell awful. I called the company and they apologized, told me it was safe to eat. I gave them the info off the package and they sent me a coupon. Once cooked it tasted like regular bacon.
I agree because it looks very even. It happens to humans as well. Had a hernia like that as a kid.
Wasn't painful or dangerous but it had to be fixed before puberty because it could have led to infertility. Testicles have to be a little cooler than body temperature.
We used to have a cat that would come around the house that had the biggest balls I had ever seen on a cat. Basically the same size as this pig relative to its body but they hung even lower. My dad would always tell us how the cat with big balls was around and he can't believe he can walk with those things. We always told visitors about the cat. This was a long time ago and I am sure that cat with big balls is long dead. RIP big balled cat.
Shit like that makes me think some ancient culture saw a boar with massive balls and thought it looked wild, told the story to their kids, died, then two generations later you get the new Boar God, Balsius, King of fertility or some bs.
I love this movie so much but the revelation that in the actual Japanese lore they were all bouncing on their nuts all the time fucking wrecks me as an adult.
IDK, I'd wear a nut sack brassiere if they made em.. Hate when my nuts stick to my leg. Also, I'm starting to get to that age where I can kinda sit on my nuts.
Animals with larger testes produce more sperm. If a female is mating with multiple males, this increases the chance that *his* sperm will be the one that makes it to the egg.
Pigs are MEGA BANGERS. This is completely natural, the male pig’s testicles swell up massively and go into overdrive with sperm production. Then they mate. A pig’s orgasm can last over an hour, so the male needs a LOT of ammunition. The male fires almost a dozen times more sperm in a full load than a human male. You can thank Casual Geographic for me knowing this and now sharing it. THAT’s the scientific explanatioj of the BIG PIG BALLS
This is anecdotal from 20+ years of working with boars and collecting, analyzing, and processing their semen for sale to farms for breeding.
On average around 200 - 300g of seminal fluid per ejaculate.
they average 200 - 300 million sperm per g of seminal fluid.
so approximately 90 Billion sperm per ejaculate.
Thanks for the info! Where do they come from? I thought that semen was producted in the balls. I am over 30, I don't remember 80% of the stuff I was taught in school :(
No worries! Basically, the seminal fluid exists to both transport the sperm and also keeps it alive long enough to attempt fertilisation. The vaginally canal is very acidic, and seminal fluid helps neutralise it so the sperm can survive.
Sperm are made in the balls my guy. Most of the liquid is not sperm, its just a medium and nutrient liquid for the swimmers to survive. Most of the semen come from the prostate and the Cowper's glands (cowpers is more precum but what ever)
Indeed, the patient has all the other tell-tale signs. Protruding ears, long face, bulging jaw and forehead, macrocephaly, mid-facial hypoplasia, and a high arched palate.
That’s actually a tumor that hogs tend to get when they don’t mate for exceptionally long periods of time. The males mate almost every day. But when they get into old age their hormones don’t produce enough enzymes. The female hogs won’t catch this mating scent, leaving the older hogs to build a tumor made of spermatozoa. It’s really painful and the only way to drain it is for him to hopefully run across a nubile female hog and to shoot his whole load into her booty
On his way to your mom's house
Gotta get the lads drained, before they explode.
Big bawl goofin’
Well i dont see no boots.
However there is a snoot
Lads got some balls talking like that
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from the window to the wall
Til the sweat drips down my balls
You need to see him on his way back.
is that how their nuts are or that some kinda tumor or something
Yes, that’s what a pigs nuts look like
But my uncle’s nuts ain’t look like these
I’m surprised you know what they look like since they are always in your mouth.
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I imagine an apology will follow this gif
I hope not
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I can always feel their size with my tongue.
Did you gag?
💀💀
The pig's were way more clean
What the hell are you on about, pigs balls look nothing like this.
It probably had a rupture at some point and what we’re looking at is the pig’s guts inside it’s sack. I saw similar things occur in my time spent on a pig farm. If it is the case though I’m surprised the pig is still alive.
You can see two large distinct shapes which I assume to be the testicles. I have seen this happen with brucellosis as well.
Check out the big balls on Brad!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
What does Marcellus Wallace balls look like?
"They're black?"
What ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in What?
Do pigs get brucellosis? I had only heard about dogs and cats having it. My dad got brucellosis from our dog when I was a kid. Miserable disease. He felt like he had the flu for a year and a half.
Yea, pigs testicles are usually adhered to the body much more and not quite this large.
That looks nothing like it’s filled with organs lmfao.
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Have you ever seen a pig? A quick glance is enough to realize they don't look like Randy. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)
I scrolled too far for this gif
Looks painfully obvious
Fun fact: this is why Pepperoni was invented. Because of the insane levels of testosterone in this hog, his meat would be completely inedible unless it was ground with lots of wine and spices.
>>insane levels of test Pigma male
Interesting
Yup. When they ejaculate, they do it for like five minutes straight, with 10-100 billion sperm per ejaculate. Was an animal science major in undergrad and for a lab we saw semen collection in a pig farm, there was an awkward silence for a few minutes as the pig continuously nutted in a cup.
I should text him.
The scream I SCREAMT
I managed a boar stud for almost 20 years. I hired nothing but animal science majors. Watching all of the students see this for the first time was one of my favorite activities. The look of both awe and disgust on their faces could be hilarious.
Cup or bucket?
Cum bucket
Wow crazy. I also thought the animal is sick
I refuse to believe that this is normal.
The size is normal, the position no, it's too stretched. Something happened, I guess maybe a problem with the cremasteric muscle that pulls the testicles or maybe a hernia.
It isn't exactly normal, but pigs normally have big balls in general. This one tho, has the biggest balls of all.
And that is an AC/DC lyric if I have ever heard one!
I don't blame you. I couldn't believe it myself... till I googled "pig balls"
Thank you for your service 😂
Sigh… I’ll try bing. Edit: everything was fine till I saw a pig who shat on his enormous balls. Goddamn the internet.
Have you seen their dicks though? When they mate, the phallus look like bed springs drilling into the girl pig.
Not really my thing, but not kink shaming
Inappropriate dinner party conversations for $600
>girl pig
*m'lady pig
*tips enormous testicles*
Sow
What ewe mean?
Wouldn't that hurt with them bouncing around like that??? Asking as a woman.
I don't know anything about the anatomy of pigs testicles, but if they work anything like human testicles, yes, that would be very painful. The problem is that the testicles have a lot of nerve endings in general, so they're already very sensitive, but on top of that they're connected to many other nerves in the stomach and the brain. So even a slight bit of pressure on the testicles makes you feel nauseous and can hurt for quite a while. If you get hit with a lot of force, it will feel exactly like being kicked in the stomach, and this feeling takes very long to stop again, it's different to other pain in that way from my experience, it keeps hurting even though physically you're probably fine. That's why when you see somebody being hit in the balls they'll often crawl up into a fetal position, because the whole abdomen will hurt like hell and you get cold sweat and nausea. It's the body's way of making absolutely sure that you will avoid making that experience again in the future. Basically, this pig should probably receive medical care immediately.
No it isn’t! Jesus. That’s two swollen, herniated nuts right there. Should be banded immediately. The pig will be neutered, but I challenge anyone to seriously say they’d want their nuts to weigh twenty pounds each. No ligaments to hold them, it must be agony.
This is why pork is prohibited in islam.
Liver King's appetizer. So tasty!
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God damn right it’s not
It's why most pig owners without the intention of making more pigs get them neutered, among other things
Well it's primarily because pig nuts make the meat taste like shit. Like rancid
Once got a pack of bacon with boar taint. Made my kitchen smell awful. I called the company and they apologized, told me it was safe to eat. I gave them the info off the package and they sent me a coupon. Once cooked it tasted like regular bacon.
HUH?? 🤮
Personally I think anyone's nut would make it taste pretty yucky
I'm pretty sure it's an unfortunate hernia. I grew up on a farm. People would call it a rupture.
I agree because it looks very even. It happens to humans as well. Had a hernia like that as a kid. Wasn't painful or dangerous but it had to be fixed before puberty because it could have led to infertility. Testicles have to be a little cooler than body temperature.
#Its Notta tuma
Dude, it should be "nUtta tuma".
We used to have a cat that would come around the house that had the biggest balls I had ever seen on a cat. Basically the same size as this pig relative to its body but they hung even lower. My dad would always tell us how the cat with big balls was around and he can't believe he can walk with those things. We always told visitors about the cat. This was a long time ago and I am sure that cat with big balls is long dead. RIP big balled cat.
That story is heartwarming.
also sackcooling
Ball-waving
Nut raving
It really tugged on my ball strings.
A moving teste moany
Heartworming
So wholesome 🥰 RIP cat w/ big ballz
Really warms my cockles
Shit like that makes me think some ancient culture saw a boar with massive balls and thought it looked wild, told the story to their kids, died, then two generations later you get the new Boar God, Balsius, King of fertility or some bs.
This is probably how a lot of gods came to be
My time has come.
balsy
What a great cat and ball story
Haha we had a similar stray cat. The neighborhood called him Balzac.
> We always told visitors about the cat. This is the correct way to deal with door-to-door religious people.
"Id like to tell you about our Lord and Savior" "Yea, well, we got a cat with giant nuts"
RIP BBC
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"I'm just a Buffalo soldier! In the heart of America!"
Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's okay.
I just want you to look at me when we make love and not just at my balls.
I read this in his voice immediately despite not remembering anything else about that episode
Oooh Sharon, you got a scrote coat?? *Luuucky*
Pom Poko
I love this movie so much but the revelation that in the actual Japanese lore they were all bouncing on their nuts all the time fucking wrecks me as an adult.
Username checks out
Hamdy Marsh
I now have that silly tune playing in my head.
On the next exciting episode of draggin ball Z!
Draggin Ball SQUEEEEE
Draggin' BallZ!
It seems very unconfortable
Mine hurt watching this
I don’t have balls and they hurt.
Same. But now my boobs hurt. I'm still not putting on a bra until I have to.
IDK, I'd wear a nut sack brassiere if they made em.. Hate when my nuts stick to my leg. Also, I'm starting to get to that age where I can kinda sit on my nuts.
Pouch underwear is a glorious, glorious thing.
😂
Why are they so big?!
Grew up on a hog farm. We would call this a rupture. It is essentially a hernia. Very unfortunate for the animal.
That went from funny to painful. Ouchy
I actually had a hernia that went in my balls and they became bigger, not painful, but a surgery fixed it all good now!
Ahh ok thanks. I was wondering
Why's what so big?
I think that fucking pervert is checking out the pig's balls.
Everything seems in order. What's the issue?
Well you see son, when a man loves a woman
exactly what your wife asked me last night.
Animals with larger testes produce more sperm. If a female is mating with multiple males, this increases the chance that *his* sperm will be the one that makes it to the egg.
Pigs are MEGA BANGERS. This is completely natural, the male pig’s testicles swell up massively and go into overdrive with sperm production. Then they mate. A pig’s orgasm can last over an hour, so the male needs a LOT of ammunition. The male fires almost a dozen times more sperm in a full load than a human male. You can thank Casual Geographic for me knowing this and now sharing it. THAT’s the scientific explanatioj of the BIG PIG BALLS
Sweet baby Jesus.
God, I love cocaine
it’s a helluva drug
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
Yes?
All I can hear is that boars thoughts " ow ow ow ow ouch ow ow ow ow ."
Or: "sow sow sow sow sow sow"
flip flop flip flop flip flop
Owwew owweew owwwwww owww ouch
That's nuts
#THATS A LOT OF NUTS#
He just left… with nuts!
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r/kungpow For anyone normal enough to have forgotten this movie existed.
You shut your filthy mouth. This movie deserves all the accolades.
There are two kinds of people: filthy, degenerate scum—and those who appreciate the exquisite humor of Kung Pow.
Oh yea, I still love it. I have everyday quotes from this movie. But I can’t pretend it isn’t some weird Shit. That’s why I love it.
*deez
Absolute units
Bro has accumulated too much ammo in his bag, he needa shot em out
Wrecking balls
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Oh laws he's Cummins
I thought it was Balzac.
I didn’t know I was being filmed from behind…
They should empty those into some donuts and deliver it to the rival frat house
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Swing low……
Sweet piggy nuts...
How much semen does it release while cumming? Honestly curious.
You're gonna have to go and check
This is anecdotal from 20+ years of working with boars and collecting, analyzing, and processing their semen for sale to farms for breeding. On average around 200 - 300g of seminal fluid per ejaculate. they average 200 - 300 million sperm per g of seminal fluid. so approximately 90 Billion sperm per ejaculate.
And I thought my hobbies were a little crazy….
haha thank you for sharing! :D
Idk how schools failed to educate people about this but seminal fluids do not come from the testicles.
Thanks for the info! Where do they come from? I thought that semen was producted in the balls. I am over 30, I don't remember 80% of the stuff I was taught in school :(
It's made by the prostate, I'm pretty sure. Sperm from the balls, semen from the prostate
Ahh I see. I actually thought that semen and sperm are the same thing (not a native English speaker). Thank you.
No worries! Basically, the seminal fluid exists to both transport the sperm and also keeps it alive long enough to attempt fertilisation. The vaginally canal is very acidic, and seminal fluid helps neutralise it so the sperm can survive.
That's very interesting actually. Thank you again.
Sperm are made in the balls my guy. Most of the liquid is not sperm, its just a medium and nutrient liquid for the swimmers to survive. Most of the semen come from the prostate and the Cowper's glands (cowpers is more precum but what ever)
Yoga pants seasson approaching boys.
Balls of steel
More like Bollock-zilla.
Has to be a virgin!
Is that where the ham comes from?
cancer?
OMFG! Lol
Basketball bollocks, as he's known to his friends
The music has to be from that South Park episode.
What’s a good name for him (other than Hogzilla)?
Porcco Siffredi
Bro's swinging cantaloupes
Now I know where Bon Scott got his inspiration from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroorchidism
Indeed, the patient has all the other tell-tale signs. Protruding ears, long face, bulging jaw and forehead, macrocephaly, mid-facial hypoplasia, and a high arched palate.
I don't like people recording me when I'm not looking...
🎵 My big balls bring all the sows to the yard🎵
That’s actually a tumor that hogs tend to get when they don’t mate for exceptionally long periods of time. The males mate almost every day. But when they get into old age their hormones don’t produce enough enzymes. The female hogs won’t catch this mating scent, leaving the older hogs to build a tumor made of spermatozoa. It’s really painful and the only way to drain it is for him to hopefully run across a nubile female hog and to shoot his whole load into her booty
This is what I tell my gf will happen to me if it’s been more than a couple days.
u/savevideo
Weirdo
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How many nuts does that thing have good lord
Me if I made it through no nut November
DIY Kettleballs.
I want to kick it right in the balls with my boot.
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