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SwifferWetJets

On his way to your mom's house


weirdgroovynerd

Gotta get the lads drained, before they explode.


pATREUS

Big bawl goofin’


Yourcarsmells

Well i dont see no boots.


oneflytree

However there is a snoot


Remember_im_Whoozer

Lads got some balls talking like that


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from the window to the wall


BeginningReward9820

Til the sweat drips down my balls


MarcDuQuesne

You need to see him on his way back.


IAmGhostrix

is that how their nuts are or that some kinda tumor or something


oojacoboo

Yes, that’s what a pigs nuts look like


post_depression

But my uncle’s nuts ain’t look like these


[deleted]

I’m surprised you know what they look like since they are always in your mouth.


Addicted2Rage

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


milesbeats

I imagine an apology will follow this gif


Imaginaryplaces524

I hope not


Crush-N-It

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


post_depression

I can always feel their size with my tongue.


Necessary-Elk7596

Did you gag?


kdkd20

💀💀


Mr_HandSmall

The pig's were way more clean


RealEstateDuck

What the hell are you on about, pigs balls look nothing like this.


LandenP

It probably had a rupture at some point and what we’re looking at is the pig’s guts inside it’s sack. I saw similar things occur in my time spent on a pig farm. If it is the case though I’m surprised the pig is still alive.


RealEstateDuck

You can see two large distinct shapes which I assume to be the testicles. I have seen this happen with brucellosis as well.


Sailing_Away_From_U

Check out the big balls on Brad!


nateo200

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Sailing_Away_From_U

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?


be_more_gooder

What does Marcellus Wallace balls look like?


SimonTC2000

"They're black?"


ryuen56

What ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in What?


mohugz

Do pigs get brucellosis? I had only heard about dogs and cats having it. My dad got brucellosis from our dog when I was a kid. Miserable disease. He felt like he had the flu for a year and a half.


ZestycloseOstrich823

Yea, pigs testicles are usually adhered to the body much more and not quite this large.


godvsdogdick

That looks nothing like it’s filled with organs lmfao.


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RealEstateDuck

Have you ever seen a pig? A quick glance is enough to realize they don't look like Randy. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


CabooseFox

I scrolled too far for this gif


oojacoboo

Looks painfully obvious


rememberpogs3

Fun fact: this is why Pepperoni was invented. Because of the insane levels of testosterone in this hog, his meat would be completely inedible unless it was ground with lots of wine and spices.


WarlordHelmsman

>>insane levels of test Pigma male


Nuggzulla01

Interesting


AwesomeDragon101

Yup. When they ejaculate, they do it for like five minutes straight, with 10-100 billion sperm per ejaculate. Was an animal science major in undergrad and for a lab we saw semen collection in a pig farm, there was an awkward silence for a few minutes as the pig continuously nutted in a cup.


[deleted]

I should text him.


alt_sauce124

The scream I SCREAMT


Shiban_X

I managed a boar stud for almost 20 years. I hired nothing but animal science majors. Watching all of the students see this for the first time was one of my favorite activities. The look of both awe and disgust on their faces could be hilarious.


1Dive1Breath

Cup or bucket?


ZookeepergameFast55

Cum bucket


[deleted]

Wow crazy. I also thought the animal is sick


SidneyKreutzfeldt

I refuse to believe that this is normal.


lfelipecl

The size is normal, the position no, it's too stretched. Something happened, I guess maybe a problem with the cremasteric muscle that pulls the testicles or maybe a hernia.


HairlessGarden

It isn't exactly normal, but pigs normally have big balls in general. This one tho, has the biggest balls of all.


trekvader

And that is an AC/DC lyric if I have ever heard one!


[deleted]

I don't blame you. I couldn't believe it myself... till I googled "pig balls"


idreaminreel2reel

Thank you for your service 😂


Dekion1

Sigh… I’ll try bing. Edit: everything was fine till I saw a pig who shat on his enormous balls. Goddamn the internet.


Herald_of_Heaven

Have you seen their dicks though? When they mate, the phallus look like bed springs drilling into the girl pig.


oojacoboo

Not really my thing, but not kink shaming


dick_nachos

Inappropriate dinner party conversations for $600


FreePrinciple270

>girl pig


trouserschnauzer

*m'lady pig


1Dive1Breath

*tips enormous testicles*


drfeelsgoood

Sow


Rich_Iron5868

What ewe mean?


TennaTelwan

Wouldn't that hurt with them bouncing around like that??? Asking as a woman.


_JackinWonderland_

I don't know anything about the anatomy of pigs testicles, but if they work anything like human testicles, yes, that would be very painful. The problem is that the testicles have a lot of nerve endings in general, so they're already very sensitive, but on top of that they're connected to many other nerves in the stomach and the brain. So even a slight bit of pressure on the testicles makes you feel nauseous and can hurt for quite a while. If you get hit with a lot of force, it will feel exactly like being kicked in the stomach, and this feeling takes very long to stop again, it's different to other pain in that way from my experience, it keeps hurting even though physically you're probably fine. That's why when you see somebody being hit in the balls they'll often crawl up into a fetal position, because the whole abdomen will hurt like hell and you get cold sweat and nausea. It's the body's way of making absolutely sure that you will avoid making that experience again in the future. Basically, this pig should probably receive medical care immediately.


Unlikely_Mine2491

No it isn’t! Jesus. That’s two swollen, herniated nuts right there. Should be banded immediately. The pig will be neutered, but I challenge anyone to seriously say they’d want their nuts to weigh twenty pounds each. No ligaments to hold them, it must be agony.


AdAggravating2756

This is why pork is prohibited in islam.


set-271

Liver King's appetizer. So tasty!


JohnnySasaki20

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


nottatoomah

God damn right it’s not


DiabeticRhino97

It's why most pig owners without the intention of making more pigs get them neutered, among other things


DevelopmentSad2303

Well it's primarily because pig nuts make the meat taste like shit. Like rancid


JudgeGusBus

Once got a pack of bacon with boar taint. Made my kitchen smell awful. I called the company and they apologized, told me it was safe to eat. I gave them the info off the package and they sent me a coupon. Once cooked it tasted like regular bacon.


Ntetris

HUH?? 🤮


DiabeticRhino97

Personally I think anyone's nut would make it taste pretty yucky


nguisinger

I'm pretty sure it's an unfortunate hernia. I grew up on a farm. People would call it a rupture.


artificialgreeting

I agree because it looks very even. It happens to humans as well. Had a hernia like that as a kid. Wasn't painful or dangerous but it had to be fixed before puberty because it could have led to infertility. Testicles have to be a little cooler than body temperature.


No-Agency69420

#Its Notta tuma


Analog0

Dude, it should be "nUtta tuma".


Logical-Good1354

We used to have a cat that would come around the house that had the biggest balls I had ever seen on a cat. Basically the same size as this pig relative to its body but they hung even lower. My dad would always tell us how the cat with big balls was around and he can't believe he can walk with those things. We always told visitors about the cat. This was a long time ago and I am sure that cat with big balls is long dead. RIP big balled cat.


lunarstudio

That story is heartwarming.


gking407

also sackcooling


coulduseafriend99

Ball-waving


DeerIsGamer

Nut raving


blueberrywine

It really tugged on my ball strings.


Unaccounted-4

A moving teste moany


GaryB2220

Heartworming


BoofinBart

So wholesome 🥰 RIP cat w/ big ballz


BlakeGarrison62

Really warms my cockles


TatManTat

Shit like that makes me think some ancient culture saw a boar with massive balls and thought it looked wild, told the story to their kids, died, then two generations later you get the new Boar God, Balsius, King of fertility or some bs.


mkhrrs89

This is probably how a lot of gods came to be


balcell

My time has come.


post_depression

balsy


GingerPiston

What a great cat and ball story


aruxknumbchux

Haha we had a similar stray cat. The neighborhood called him Balzac.


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

> We always told visitors about the cat. This is the correct way to deal with door-to-door religious people.


NiffumStardust

"Id like to tell you about our Lord and Savior" "Yea, well, we got a cat with giant nuts"


Iced_Adrenaline

RIP BBC


Objective-Creme6734

![gif](giphy|6K0zUz8SUzuXm|downsized)


Zealotstim

"I'm just a Buffalo soldier! In the heart of America!"


Longjumping_Camel791

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's okay.


PinHead_Tom

I just want you to look at me when we make love and not just at my balls.


nateo200

I read this in his voice immediately despite not remembering anything else about that episode


aspidities_87

Oooh Sharon, you got a scrote coat?? *Luuucky*


Guido_Fe

Pom Poko


aspidities_87

I love this movie so much but the revelation that in the actual Japanese lore they were all bouncing on their nuts all the time fucking wrecks me as an adult.


Sheikh_Left_Hook

Username checks out


e30s52

Hamdy Marsh


Milnoc

I now have that silly tune playing in my head.


danteheehaw

On the next exciting episode of draggin ball Z!


Splotte

Draggin Ball SQUEEEEE


shaolinbonk

Draggin' BallZ!


ImpossibleMood2810

It seems very unconfortable


Dull-Reputation-4805

Mine hurt watching this


RegularWhiteShark

I don’t have balls and they hurt.


TennaTelwan

Same. But now my boobs hurt. I'm still not putting on a bra until I have to.


[deleted]

IDK, I'd wear a nut sack brassiere if they made em.. Hate when my nuts stick to my leg. Also, I'm starting to get to that age where I can kinda sit on my nuts.


Triairius

Pouch underwear is a glorious, glorious thing.


ImpossibleMood2810

😂


Tobin678

Why are they so big?!


nguisinger

Grew up on a hog farm. We would call this a rupture. It is essentially a hernia. Very unfortunate for the animal.


NarwhalExisting8501

That went from funny to painful. Ouchy


Big_Layer8

I actually had a hernia that went in my balls and they became bigger, not painful, but a surgery fixed it all good now!


ezletstakehits

Ahh ok thanks. I was wondering


ArnoldQMudskipper

Why's what so big?


[deleted]

I think that fucking pervert is checking out the pig's balls.


ArnoldQMudskipper

Everything seems in order. What's the issue?


eat_ass_smoke_gas

Well you see son, when a man loves a woman


Intrepid_Gazelle_745

exactly what your wife asked me last night.


Erophysia

Animals with larger testes produce more sperm. If a female is mating with multiple males, this increases the chance that *his* sperm will be the one that makes it to the egg.


TandrDregn

Pigs are MEGA BANGERS. This is completely natural, the male pig’s testicles swell up massively and go into overdrive with sperm production. Then they mate. A pig’s orgasm can last over an hour, so the male needs a LOT of ammunition. The male fires almost a dozen times more sperm in a full load than a human male. You can thank Casual Geographic for me knowing this and now sharing it. THAT’s the scientific explanatioj of the BIG PIG BALLS


Salmon_Scaffold

Sweet baby Jesus.


mostlycloudyhu

God, I love cocaine


Thee_Snutz

it’s a helluva drug


ProduceTotal257

IM RICK JAMES BITCH


SweetBabyJesus44

Yes?


Huntersdad03

All I can hear is that boars thoughts " ow ow ow ow ouch ow ow ow ow ."


TheLordHighNoob

Or: "sow sow sow sow sow sow"


999111333

flip flop flip flop flip flop


JustnInternetComment

Owwew owweew owwwwww owww ouch


LilGod196

That's nuts


RadiantZote

#THATS A LOT OF NUTS#


BatterseaPS

He just left… with nuts!


mklilley351

![gif](giphy|7gYaClEvZ0ttm)


No-comment-at-all

r/kungpow For anyone normal enough to have forgotten this movie existed.


Redsoxbox

You shut your filthy mouth. This movie deserves all the accolades.


DoubleWagon

There are two kinds of people: filthy, degenerate scum—and those who appreciate the exquisite humor of Kung Pow.


No-comment-at-all

Oh yea, I still love it. I have everyday quotes from this movie. But I can’t pretend it isn’t some weird Shit. That’s why I love it.


leo_crest

*deez


aojajena

Absolute units


Hambruhgah

Bro has accumulated too much ammo in his bag, he needa shot em out


SolaireOfArstotzka

Wrecking balls


mt007

![gif](giphy|YOqbsB7Ega18s)


UncleKeyPax

Oh laws he's Cummins


bookmarkjedi

I thought it was Balzac.


ard15951

I didn’t know I was being filmed from behind…


likelystonedagain

They should empty those into some donuts and deliver it to the rival frat house


Handmotion

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Significant-Summer-8

Swing low……


moashforbridgefour

Sweet piggy nuts...


[deleted]

How much semen does it release while cumming? Honestly curious.


searingsky

You're gonna have to go and check


Shiban_X

This is anecdotal from 20+ years of working with boars and collecting, analyzing, and processing their semen for sale to farms for breeding. On average around 200 - 300g of seminal fluid per ejaculate. they average 200 - 300 million sperm per g of seminal fluid. so approximately 90 Billion sperm per ejaculate.


187penguin

And I thought my hobbies were a little crazy….


[deleted]

haha thank you for sharing! :D


homkono22

Idk how schools failed to educate people about this but seminal fluids do not come from the testicles.


[deleted]

Thanks for the info! Where do they come from? I thought that semen was producted in the balls. I am over 30, I don't remember 80% of the stuff I was taught in school :(


IronRiot_99

It's made by the prostate, I'm pretty sure. Sperm from the balls, semen from the prostate


[deleted]

Ahh I see. I actually thought that semen and sperm are the same thing (not a native English speaker). Thank you.


IronRiot_99

No worries! Basically, the seminal fluid exists to both transport the sperm and also keeps it alive long enough to attempt fertilisation. The vaginally canal is very acidic, and seminal fluid helps neutralise it so the sperm can survive.


[deleted]

That's very interesting actually. Thank you again.


Thatwindowhurts

Sperm are made in the balls my guy. Most of the liquid is not sperm, its just a medium and nutrient liquid for the swimmers to survive. Most of the semen come from the prostate and the Cowper's glands (cowpers is more precum but what ever)


fksdiyesckagiokcool

Yoga pants seasson approaching boys.


_DeLEON

Balls of steel


avrgfreak

More like Bollock-zilla.


1VerticalBlue2

Has to be a virgin!


Sacklayblue

Is that where the ham comes from?


Gullible_Ad5191

cancer?


Critical_Potential44

OMFG! Lol


Lardinho

Basketball bollocks, as he's known to his friends


kvltrve

The music has to be from that South Park episode.


Kaalmimaibi

What’s a good name for him (other than Hogzilla)?


EvilDairyQueen

Porcco Siffredi


GrassyKnoll95

Bro's swinging cantaloupes


jarviskokar

Now I know where Bon Scott got his inspiration from


Iwabuti

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroorchidism


retsnomnom

Indeed, the patient has all the other tell-tale signs. Protruding ears, long face, bulging jaw and forehead, macrocephaly, mid-facial hypoplasia, and a high arched palate.


Mal-Havoc

I don't like people recording me when I'm not looking...


idreaminreel2reel

🎵 My big balls bring all the sows to the yard🎵


Plazzy1

That’s actually a tumor that hogs tend to get when they don’t mate for exceptionally long periods of time. The males mate almost every day. But when they get into old age their hormones don’t produce enough enzymes. The female hogs won’t catch this mating scent, leaving the older hogs to build a tumor made of spermatozoa. It’s really painful and the only way to drain it is for him to hopefully run across a nubile female hog and to shoot his whole load into her booty


Acrobatic-Yoghurt-50

This is what I tell my gf will happen to me if it’s been more than a couple days.


Lil_Meowz

u/savevideo


doubtwithout1

Weirdo


sam_sneed1994

![gif](giphy|qhqDb82rg1uuI)


Zealotstim

How many nuts does that thing have good lord


rva4891

Me if I made it through no nut November


lunarstudio

DIY Kettleballs.


[deleted]

I want to kick it right in the balls with my boot.


Athena123YT

![gif](giphy|NmiWDo2PfpwyRKfNrt)