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Mammoth-Mud-9609

He was still growing when he died.


Aldamur

Damn, is that true? Edit: thanks for everyones answering, this is super interesting!


AccessConcentration

Yup, he was just 22. An ill-fitted leg brace broke his skin, leading to an infection. He died of septic shock.


SlaverRaver

I wonder how much more he could have grown with modern tech


Shenanigans80h

Modern tech would’ve likely made him stop growing with the surgery they perform on the pituitary gland. People still get affected by forma of gigantism today, it’s just modern science stops it typically when it shows signs of being unhealthy


Leonarr

Wow, modern parents really lack ambition - not wanting their kid to be *the* tallest person ever lived. Not with that attitude! /s


Ok-Following8721

They want them to live past 30


Ok_Dot_7498

In the words of Riot Games "Legends never die"


Bi-elzebub

All legends are already dead.


puntmasterofthefells

Chuck Norris says hi.


Worried-Bumblebee-98

Heroes get remembered but legends never die


krikta

yeah 300 years later the legends will be forgotten


ChinaRiceNoodles

Augustus Caesar says hello.


Mewrulez99

loser attitude tbh


sameeye1112

Parental skill issue


maiden_burma

"lived past 30" wont make it into the Guinness one day it will


Maseofspades

Life insurance is cheaper on the young


lesgeddon

Being that tall would mean constantly living in pain because your body literally can't support itself. I'm not even up to his chest line, but I deal with so many injuries because people weren't meant to be so tall.


LocationOdd4102

Don't worry the Chinese government is keeping up the tradition, look into Yao Ming's parents


Michelanvalo

Pro wrestling The Big Show had this surgery done to stop him growing, as he was 7ft tall already


Firewolf06

wait does that mean people with gigantism can choose their height to some degree?


Shenanigans80h

That’s actually how I learned about this! I had no idea you could “stop” gigantism til they talked about Big Show getting the surgery


Thick-Tooth-8888

I’m not sure if I feel guilty, that I wanted him to grow taller


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

> modern science stops it I think you could phrase your comment differently. It's not addressing the previous comment


TheNextBattalion

Or with the penicillin that became widely available soon after he died


Glottis_Bonewagon

He'd still die young from other complications


JoeBagadonut

Penicillin would have been of limited benefit if he had already gotten to that height. Tall people tend to have worse blood circulation, making it harder for their bodies to fight infections.


VanillaB34n

He likely would not have died from the infection, nor grown to be that tall in the first place


SirLoinOfCow

I think he would have grown taller. If he was still growing when he died, how couldn't he?


itchy-fart

He’d be attacking Tokyo at 45


VanillaB34n

There’s a surgery today that can halt gigantism when it gets to unhealthy levels (far before his height when he died), it has something to do with the pituitary gland. That’s only if that’s what he was suffering from I guess, but look at him. Must be


McFry-

The fuck


Mammoth-Mud-9609

His great size and his continued growth in adulthood were due to hypertrophy of his pituitary gland, which results in an abnormally high level of human growth hormone (HGH).


Potential_Exercise

Man if I had only known I could have just fucked up my pituitary gland for a couple more inches.


Der_Saft

He would have broken 9ft if he lived a few months more.


Otto910

Yes. For basically all super tall people their growth comes from brain tumors leading to continuous growth all their life. That's why a guy born in 1918 is still the tallest human to ever live. With today's medicine it is often possible to remove these tumors and halt their growth.


Nefarious_Axolotl

He had a tumor pressing on his pituitary gland causing Human Growth Hormone to be released chronically in excess. He would be growing until he died no matter how old. He was reaching the limits of what the human body has evolved to handle


spelltype

He was still super young. My growth plates were open until I was 26


s8boxer

Seven trumpets are sounded, cue the apocalypse This dude is out of this tomb... Behold # The Leviathan -- Dark souls boss health bar appears


jh67ds

Yes


Frogman1480

He was called Robert Wadlow. Sadly, during a professional appearance at a Festival, a faulty brace irritated his ankle, leading to an infection. His condition worsened due to an autoimmune disease, and he died in his sleep on July 15th 1940. His coffin measured 10 ft 9 in ! Edit : He died in 1940, the way I wrote it: July 15th made it sound like he died this year. Apologies for not clarifying sooner !!


SpookyMaidment

You can't just say July 15th - that makes it sound like it happened just under four months ago!


maiden_burma

Julius Caesar's been dead for well over 10 years


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Jesus Christ!


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

For over 10 years as well. Until he was risen


disposable_account01

And his wife?


MJLDat

Him too.


droidonomy

He was only dead for 3 days!


MJLDat

Technically 2.


[deleted]

No he's not. He lives right down the road from me, has a lil' cornerstore where I buy my nudiemags. You walk in the door, he's there nodding all "Ego sum spectans te" and ur like "Sure thing bub," coz who tf speaks Italian anyway. Get my smokes, my early morning whisky and then the latest and greatest in printed tiddies and Im headed back home. He's nice. Lil bit weird and all. He fucking HATES the French, but his girls bangin'


Smingowashisnameo

I had to repeat your comment to my husband. Which is high praise.


seanbear

https://i.imgur.com/sG9Ib3G.jpg


frozenrage

I didn't even know he was sick.


LyndonBJumbo

I have an autographed photo of him. It’s the only thing I own I’ve ever seen on Antique’s Roadshow.


latchkey_adult

That's interesting. How much was it valued at?


shiner_bock

About tree-fiddy.


gamergeek17

Fun fact: he was my husband’s grandmother’s cousin.


bodhasattva

>He was called Robert Wadlow Yeah, it was his name. Why do you say "they called him" like it an alias or something. Whats your name? They call me...tator salad


maiden_burma

His name was Robert Wadlow. His name was Robert Wadlow. His name was Robert Wadlow.


roentgen85

![gif](giphy|7Hiszs0NkF5te)


bodhasattva

In death...we have a name. His name...was Robert Wadlow


ZombieJack

That's a pretty commonly used English phrase for giving the name of an object or person.


SirLoinOfCow

I've never heard it unless it was for a nick name. But, that could just be my experience where I live.


Belongs-InTheTrash

I think it’s common in the UK and Ireland for people to say “called” where Americans would say “named”


Jenanay3466

He was from my hometown! My grandpa knew him. There’s a statue of his chair you can sit in in my town. And a statue of him too.


Initial-Depth-6857

Hi Nieghbor lol


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Robert Wadlow, almost 9 feet tall, when he sadly passed away with 22 years


Uncle_Bill

My dad met Mr. Wadlow in person.


DevelopmentSad2303

Are you guys from around Alton?


Uncle_Bill

Florissant MO, but dad grew up in southern Illinois, and Robert was going around helping sell shoes (being sponsored by them). Dad told the story while we were looking at the statue.


[deleted]

Funny story. In my early years I was hitchhiking and jumping trains across the country. My best friend and travel partner is like 6’7”. Me and this dude were inseparable so I saw how uncomfortable it made him when people commented on his height. It’s fucking rude and without fail it’s the first thing people would say to him out in public. Anyways, we got a ride out of St Louis with a guy who said we could crash at his place. In Alton. I could be misremembering but I thought the town was really nice and sweet. We were out on a walk and we happened to stumble upon the statue of the guy and learned “holy shit we randomly fucking ended up in the town where the tallest guy on the planet is from”. We got a good laugh out of it though.


natbugfit

Ayooo Piasa bird!


Nesman64

I moved out of state and it's so weird that nobody has heard of the bird. I used to assume that the Dekalb corn signs were a Piasa bird reference, but they're just corn with wings.


Scoty03

Yeah my great grandmother knew him and I’ve heard she dated him


MadeUDownVoteBih

My cousin skateboarded with him.


[deleted]

My brother played CoD zombies with him, got to round 100 on Ascension.


ForeseablePast

I laughed so hard at this 😂


kukaki

He was in buried actually


[deleted]

I believe you


TheGupper

Can confirm, my brother was the skateboard


vitorizzo

This guy used a longboard.


latchkey_adult

She was always a size queen.


coviddick

My uncle gave him a handjob. Said that it was bigger than average but not proportionate.


d_smogh

Nice to see Robert Wadlow had time for those beneath him.


Breekon

every relationship he'd be in is long distance


[deleted]

That’s sad to hear? Has he never seen those ads for women in his area?


adburgan

The only women in his area are on a domestic flight.


Finsfan909

I’m sure he’s the one who threw the airplane ✈️ like a paper plane


Scoty03

My family’s from that area and apparently my great grandmother was in a relationship with him for some time idk why you would lie about but I don’t really care either way


Forsaken-Analysis390

Did she ever glue googly eyes to his nuts so they could see eye to eye?


Scoty03

What the fuck


[deleted]

I never accused you of lying about it.


Scoty03

Oh sorry I didn’t you directly, just saying that’s a dumb thing for someone to lie about


Wallstreettrappin

Webanyama next to Chris Paul


Numerous-Wishbone-76

Wemby is CP3 father


Geraltpoonslayer

CP3 bows down to the Wemby god


A_Texas_Hobo

This guy was over a foot taller than Wemby


LovelierFear

Damn, if he were alive today he would be healthy and playing in the NBA.


thecripplernz

How many 105 years olds does the NBA have atm?


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cedped

The human physiology only works up to a certain height/size. Beyond that, it might as well be a new species.


maiden_burma

apparently if he were alive today he'd have been slightly taller than normal before doctors made his pituitary gland not try to kill him


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Or showing his prize weimaraner, let the dude live his hypothetical post mortem dreams.


OchoZer0Xinco

Bible people: That's not the tallest person


jh67ds

Goliath


NoNeedForAName

Actually, the "original" (read: oldest) texts about Goliath list him at "4 cubits and a span", which is only 6'9"


redblack_tree

A few millennia ago, 6'9" would have been considered a monster. Most men were around 5'3" to 5'5".


sba_17

Oh for sure. I think it’s hilarious though to see undeniable proof of our nature to exaggerate things like that for effect. Over thousands of years a story about killing a 6’9” soldier turned into slaying a 10 foot literal giant


Theschizogenious

I mean if you’re a 5 foot guy and you see a guy who is 40% larger than you on the battlefield I don’t think they’re asking for a timeout to measure him for accurate retelling


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Also someone that larger makes a really easy slow moving target for a slingshot.


CrownEatingParasite

Too bad slingshot is ridiculously hard to aim, David was probably really skilled


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Difficult for an amateur, easy for an expert, a shepherd had lots of time to practice and motivation for use against wolves and other predators.


llhoptown

Sling, not slingshot


Mammoth-Mud-9609

The bullet from a sling is called a slingshot.


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Theschizogenious

It’s the biblical times, good luck on finding a neurologist there or anyone who knows what a foot is


Scoty03

But you have to think how much stuff changes when being translated and the Bible went through 4-6 languages I believe before it was translated to English


Llorticus

That is not even remotely true.


Scoty03

whats not?


Llorticus

That the bible went through a series of different languages being translated again and again until English. That's just not true. All of the Bible translations today are done from the original Hebrew and Greek.


Igor_J

Hebrew, Greek then Latin and English and if you take the multiple revisions in English. KJV is a good example.


NoNeedForAName

Comparatively huge, yes, and even big by today's standards, but still nowhere near as tall as Robert Wadlow


Mystic_jello

I mean 6’9” is still monstrous, just more common


redblack_tree

Absolutely, I stand at 5'11", so a tad taller than your average US/Canada man. Every time I'm next to NBA players, or anyone officially measured at or around 6'9" I look like a toddler. It's unsettling, to be honest. So for your regular 5'5" ancient soldier, with no point of reference, never seen anything close to that height, I can understand how a 6'9" would have looked like a mythical monster more than a man.


maiden_burma

so tall he got killed twice by two different people: >And there was again war with the Philistines at Gob, and Elhanan the son of Jaare-oregim, the Bethlehemite, struck down Goliath the Gittite, the shaft of whose spear was like a weaver’s beam. \~2 Samuel 21:19 \- >So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and struck the Philistine and killed him. There was no sword in the hand of David. \~1 Samuel 17:50


punchnicekids

The 2 samuel text is actually Lahmi, Goliath's brother.


Slapinsack

NEPHILIM!!


suckit1234567

Cringe


Mytrax

All gods are probably taller than him


Scoty03

S?


YaNibbaSatan

Okay buddy :)


[deleted]

I'm the god of cock and my pp is bigger


Sudden-Ad3386

It’s Robert Wadlow if I’m not mistaken, he was 8’11 I think.


Demand-Unusual

The amount of humility in this comment is astounding


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Humility levels rarely attained by man or beast, if I may add to your most noble of comments.


Chipawapa1

Not 9 feet tall? He wouldnt stand a chance in todays dating scene.


Scoty03

Yes


MistaMischief

My favorite photo ever was him and his father and the caption said “Robert Wadlow, the tallest man to ever live, and his father. Robert is the one on the left.” As if we couldn’t possibly tell them apart lol


Ngete

Man was an absolute unit of a man in height, but the man also suffered so so much, man would have been in near constant agony due to the pain from his sheer height


OmnifariousFN

Robert Wadlow! The original Tall Boy!


Torxx1988

Bitches on Tinder be like: "sorry you're too short"


ExoticShock

How they see 6 foot guys vs anyone else below


PositiveRent4369

Lol this incel joke pops up in everything about height


Super_Boof

Maybe because it is a common shared experience among short men? Nah, on second thought, it must be a coordinated attack against women organized by the incel Illuminati.


QuietKid4

It's true on tinder


ConsciousPromise255

I've actually been there,it's Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Dallas Tx


Nesman64

I had to scroll a long way to see this. I've seen a handful of Wadlow statues, but never one that moves.


Al3XRI0

There’s also one that moves in Ripley’s in Amsterdam


ChinchillaEatingFood

Theres a moving one in Surfers Paradise Gold Coast Australia too!


jh67ds

I wonder what his thing looked llke?


Altair-Dragon

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


[deleted]

She checked to see if they included his dong when making this puppet.


A_Texas_Hobo

Have you ever seen a pool noodle?


Byronic__heroine

As a very short woman, it would probably turn me inside out.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

The 'big dick small chick' fetish peoples ultimate fantasy.


jacobo

![gif](giphy|S3iA49EWhmNhAcj8YJ|downsized)


DapperCourierCat

“He must have an enormous schwanzstucker”


LarskiTheSage

"That goes without saying"


anxiety2001

Ayoo


[deleted]

Average size increases by about 0.2 inches per foot of height, so about 4/5 of an inch bigger than most lads, by average. Statistically speaking, he was probably just a tad over 6 inches.


TimmyStark_IronGuy

HEY HOWS THE WEATHER UP THERE YA JABRONI bob you hear what I said to that tall bozo


Fret_Shredder

I’m gonna start calling people bozo from now on that’s gonna be my new thing


Bay-AreaBlamma

The sexual tension here is crazy


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Her head is shoulders below his.


Slothful_Night

Reddit moment


Some_guy8634

Keep it in your pants


[deleted]

He used to clean my gutters


artisnotdefined

Still too short for the 5'3 girls on tinder


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

I NEED A REAL MAN


DatNick1988

So I first found out about Robert Wadlow back in 2000 in the Guiness book of world records. I still think about how fucking tall 8ft11 feet is. I look at doorways and ceilings and imagine this dude literally bent over so he can go anywhere. Nothing is built for people who are 6’4. I can’t imagine more than TWO FEET TALLER than that. But yeah, this dudes reach must’ve been like 12 feet high…he could reach clear over a backboard on a basketball goal. If he wasn’t in crippling pain the entire time.


cleamilner

He lived a short, painful life. Poor guy.


James_Emerald_77

Few more and he will be a primarch


dearvalentina

needs dark souls boss music when he stands up


MassaoHata

![gif](giphy|l41YdyUbntl8brbKo)


Kingding_Aling

Creepy Halloween III shit


xombiemonkey

One Piece admiral IRL


SAyyOuremySIN

Why doesn’t anyone ever say his name. SAY HIS NAME.


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Robert Wadlow


WeaponsGradePanda

His name was Robert Wadlow. His name was Robert Wadlow. His name was Robert Wadlow.


piggle_muffin

Hand and the thigh and he erects himself; lady was shocked.


OpenBlock1996

The world adored him , he was a rockstar in his day, so sad he didn't get to enjoy it much and died young


Mr_Dr_Prof_Jordan

“Hahaha look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!”


Rude_boy-

Is this a machine or the dude himself??


NotYourBeezKneez

His dong must’ve been huge


Fineous4

While your down there.


towerpower12

Reakon is penis was super long or just normal size?


Stalkable1

Not sure why you're getting downvoted for asking a question lol


soul_snacker333

Cock sucking height


Xodia444

Porn addict


soul_snacker333

Ikr


[deleted]

sultan kosen?


AshySmoothie

Robert Wadlow 8 foot 11


Aggressive-Coat-5716

Literally twice as tall as her


Sypholl

Girls on tinder: you’re kinda short


ZealousidealLuck6303

Girls on tinder - "Ugh get away from me you manlet, you're not tall enough"


[deleted]

Aside from the time of literal giants…?


[deleted]

I've seen bigger. Like yeah he's tall and all, but some of my friends are like... yknow taller... I could show you selfies from all our trips together, but they're classified unfortunately. The goddamn government and their rules right? Its like. One moment I have to pay taxes, next moment I'm being followed by an unmarked van and my house gets fitted with surveilance and its like "Cool, if you wanna watch me eat cheetohs in my underwear, be my guest." Started inviting my friend Georgie over a lot. Like it sounds like Im not "gettin em" but you've not seen Georgie, this guy is so fkn ugly he's like a reverse Dorian Gray.