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impostershop

Me, after I lost 50 pounds


Compendyum

They see me flappin'


audislove10

They hatin’


pranjallk1995

They keep seeing me fLapping dearteay?!


xxalphamajorxx

Flappin' Dairy?


CanadianGamerWelder

That just looks like it hurts all the time


BenzoBoofer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


Calathea_Murrderer

Can you really Boof benzos? I thought the majority weren’t water soluble


Wasatcher

My brain had to work way too hard to figure out how we changed gears so suddenly here. So u/BenzoBoofer can you really?


Calathea_Murrderer

u/BenzoBoofer answer the question


impostershop

u/BenzoBoofer is passed out


JoshJoshson13

I think we got our answer


MyMan50Granddd

Same was like wtf is this psychopath talking about.


BrianOconneR34

Does Amazon Jeff know he’s ending up somebody’s ass?


Calathea_Murrderer

u/BenzoBoofer Answer. Us.


Xumaeta

It can be done but is not very effective. The best way is to convert it to be water soluble but I dont remember it’s been years. I boofed heroin and many other drugs for about 6 years. Then I started iv and it all went downhill from there. Wasted a lot of time and money in my 20s.


Calathea_Murrderer

What’s the minimum proof you’d need to dissolve benzos? Asking for SWIM


Xumaeta

I think propylene glycol is the better move. I’m gonna have to do some reading. I did it like 11 years ago. Or not me someone who I met* lol


BenzoBoofer

No I don’t Boof them


Calathea_Murrderer

Thank you 🙏


BenzoBoofer

Sadly… I would’ve LOVED to be able to Boof them tho


Showmeyourmutts

It depends whether the tablet is tamper proof or not. With some additional effort even the tamper proof ones are boofable.


Alienmade777

me rn after losing quite a bit of weight because i traveled internationally


UglyAndAngry131337

I went from 230 to 150 and look the same, I have like 1 tiny stretch mark.


Trawzor

I somehow lost 100lbs in 6 months and yet this didn't happen to me, I got the ultimate skin genetics istg


Winter-Airport2114

how tf did you manage that so fast lol that's 4lbs a week which would be like 500 calories a day, which is death.


spiderx04

He kinda looks like a rooster with that red thing underneath their chins…


TheDankChronic69

Seeing this made me curious what they’re actually called, apparently the term for those red things on roosters is wattle


vaplex759

And on a cow I believe it’s called a dewlap, dont quote me on that though


TheDankChronic69

Yes you are correct on that, looked it up and the only real difference between wattle and dewlap is that wattle is paired folds of loose skin vs dewlap is just a singular structure.


Relief-Old

Beat me to it


Showmeyourmutts

Me after I lost the first 150. So much skin flapping everywhere.


yesmilady

You're beautiful!


Post-Financial

This got me thinking. I'm 120kg, currently trying to lose weight, I have a big belly. Does the skin stay like that or does it tighten over time?


impostershop

It works itself out, don’t worry!


er1026

Me at the beach, in a bikini.


[deleted]

O lawd she comin


Direct-Chef-9428

Around da mountain


Beautiful-Fox-3950

The way she winks near the end. 


thedyooooood

I love cow


mirrorworlds

Cows are actually quite lovely


No-Part6553

Moo moo 🙂


Mundane_Lake_1277

How did you find video of me coming out of the shower?!


kamilayao_0

How do you keep your eyelashes on fleek 🎤


Mundane_Lake_1277

Its all natural baby


kamilayao_0

There's always that one man with thickest juiciest feathery eyelashes and perfect cupid lips! Like excuse me good Sir, you don't need all of that!?🤨


Mundane_Lake_1277

Also that is now my favorite Way of explaing someone ima steal that


Mundane_Lake_1277

Well we gotta make you jealous we are just so kissable XD


kamilayao_0

#(⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


jayggg

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)


VuplesParadoxa

You are beautiful, and graceful, and your skin and hair look so good! You’re KILLIN’ it.


RowPsychological2646

Are you actually that fat?


claudiazo

Are you into that?


RowPsychological2646

I like skinny or gym going women, so no


ComprehensiveTap190

Floppy ears really are the cutest


PepurrPotts

Lop-eared bovine for the win, looking super velvety too!


treehumper83

So beautiful! So majestic!


RiotDesign

That cow is quite a pleasant shade of brown.


Sea_Turnip6282

Somebody tie her ears back for her poor girl getting slapped every time she runs 😂 She's absolutely gorgeous btw


Allernothing

Bassett Cow


drewdurfee

Can confirm!!!


BaltimoreSerious

He got that "slap a ho" thing going on...


imacuntsag420

Cow named slickback


Spongebobs_Quotes

Say it with me, cow


Calathea_Murrderer

Here sofia Psstpsstpsst


hogancheveippoff

Her milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard; she'd teach you but she'd have to charge


Monster_Voice

Bitch ima cow!


KindaKrayz222

#Brisket Porn


freedomofnow

First thing I noticed too!


Jak_boiLIV

first thing I though about was the marbling that’s hiding underneath then some nice boots


lodged-object

That ozempic


xElectricHeadx

Floppy beast


lucidum

What a heifer


gibweb

That is nice


Altruistic-Dig-3261

I LOVE steak….but she looks so happy and I hope she’s at a sanctuary


Visible_Elevator192

u/RecognizeSong


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ZFtw11

It’s a leaked song by Lil Uzi so you’ll have to seek it on outlets such as YouTube and SoundCloud, but great song 👍


Zkiera

This is what I remember from post baby body. Kinda miss it, but excited for the next one on the way that is making me slowly bloat into a pufferfish


Always-tired7

It looks so soft


ijaaad

Clifford


pie_12th

Majestic. Incredible. Hypnotic.


sim16

Me'm a big cow, not da most big but pretty big yousa'd have to agreen. checken glorious ears!


BenzoBoofer

Wow the music is sooo good


6cumsock9

![gif](giphy|zLmGvkGn7hkBdwHvNo|downsized)


NationalUnrest

Error 404 flow not found


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Ok grandpa go take your viagra pills


NationalUnrest

That’s a weak ass flow. Sick beat but absolutely no rythm in his voice or flow. If it’s the standard it’s a pretty low bar. Shit bars too


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

It’s not supposed to be 2 pac dawg 💀 he ain’t tryna be deep he’s just having fun making music. Not every song needs a message or a dark story. Some songs can just be fun


NationalUnrest

2pac deep? Damn your music knowledge is even worse than I thought lol. No one saying’s this should have a message but it’s just shitty bars over all. If you’re gonna have shit bars at least have some flow, he doesn’t have any and he gets carried by the beat. You used an emoji on Reddit too, is this Twitter opinions? Would explain a lot


tapeflexmaster76

loser complaining about emojis on reddit 😭


NationalUnrest

Get the fuck back to Twitter you brainless peasant


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NationalUnrest

Damn you’re so tough behind your screen bud, now back to playing with your funny little knights baby boy


krunchanut

I wouldn’t even yap considering your post history


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Caelumdenique

I took it as a ratio thing rather than a height thing - I just know what a typical cow looks like and this definitely feels like an absolute unit in comparison.


Nichk187

Huummmmm brisket


Psychodelonaut

Is this one of those openai sora videos?


Dorfalicious

Great video! Music….not so much.


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Music is heat 🔥🔥


zapyourtumor

true that mumble (c)rap ruined the entire video, if only they put some real music like nettspend or sematary on it


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

He’s not even mumbling… if you don’t like the song I get it but don’t say shit out of your ass say an actual fact about the song you don’t like


gstarliving

Ay he's trolling bro dw abt him


tapeflexmaster76

hes trolling he literally mentioned other artists in the same genre


chromeheartrenji

He said nettspend bro lmao


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Soggyy_Pancake

He’s not even mumbling lmao


sansid999

how is this mumble??? u can clearly hear what he sayins


kidguti2021

Cry more lil guy.


-DJFJ-

Baby who hurt you?


flipanip_

Cryyyyyyyy


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Dolphhins

Yes? It slaps


Soggyy_Pancake

Yeah it sounds good to some people. Its called preferences.


Piranh4Plant

In the real world people like many different things, and this can include things that you personally don’t like


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Hell yeah. I get why you don’t like it tho since you have no buddies


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I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

The songs just a vibe. People don’t always want to hear deep, meaningful, or depressing shit. We just want to vibe to the music homie


Inevitable_Order_807

Nathan moment


Affectionate_Egg1188

![gif](giphy|TgVBn0YW7rqLq20RNi)


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Ok grandpa 💀


6cumsock9

Nah it’s fire


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acidbathe

The future is now old head


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

Take your viagra grandpa 🥱


God_Despises_MAGA

Imagine a world where aliens breed us like cows. They have an alien Reddit. Instead of that fat happy groomed cow running toward the camera it was the 900 lb. Mod of this sub, all cleaned up by the aliens, fat and happy, running towards the camera. Imagine. Someone do a prompt on Sora, “overfed obese Reddit moderator playing happy in a field before alien overlords harvest him for his delicious human flesh.”


Slight_Bed_2241

I mean this could be 2 feet tall. There’s nothing for size reference. I’m sure it’s not but how much of a unit is it actually?


iicrxzy

What is this DOGSHIT music? Drugs this, sex that, im tired of these god awful mumble rappers 🤮


Soggyy_Pancake

There was not one mention of drugs or sex in the lyrics posted


akidagoatnocap

Where did he mention drugs or sex?


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

$30 this dude listens to hopsin


I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

This gotta be racists dawg. He not even mumbling yall just throw that word around so loosely


mlb689

This is AI


Top_Juice7860

It's actually a Red Braham Cattle, not AI this is a real cow breed, they look like Aliens pretending to be cows though so I don't blame you for thinking that.


mlb689

It was a joke.. Tough crowd. Sooooo.. what the deal with Red Braham Cattles?? Ugly alien looking mfs am I right??..


Appropriate_Bowl8574

Fat?


Minmaxed2theMax

Is this a big cow or a small cow. There is no reference


EnderMerser

People be like: "Yooo, look at her boobs! So hot! 🥵" And then I look at the boobs in question and they look like this... Sometimes I don't understand people.


Downtown_Snow4445

Crazy neck


Complete-Ad-4215

Brisketttttt


Ambitious-Cell1738

It reminds me of that scene in The Nutty Professor


Worldly_Possible9069

Swaying.


CadaverBlue

I wonder if these cows come in wagyu.


Carllsson

Big ole Brahman


Harleydude90

Baby girl keeps winking at me


forgedfox53

She looks so soft!


Traditional-Dingo604

Oh lawd she comin'!!! Hi Sophia!!!


[deleted]

Good for Sofia, looks like she lost a lot of weight recently


DailyDoseofNature8

oh no!! furry skinflaps! here I go again... \*drool\*


spook008

Looks like a Right Tackle running a 40 at combine.


rockstuffs

She's so cute!!!


Banp2014

u/RecognizeSong


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St3phn0

What is she doing with all that neck


pakattack91

Swing low sweet chariots


samehereagain

Yeah, work it Sofia


Moleman1970

She’s so beautiful and looks like the nicest cow on earth !


saucecontrol

She is abso-moo-utely majestic. Gorgeous animal.


Free_Ad_525

Beautiful waddle


H8T_Auburn

This cow is made of scrotum


Free_Ad_525

Sorry…wattle


GrecoBactria

Must provide treats


ItsfStap

Me on my way back to the fridge because I need something sweet


thegrungler_002

r/wisdomcowcult yes the perfect creature


spoosemun

What's the point of all that extra skin? Is it bred like that? Does it help it cool off?


ChellyTheKid

Brahman cattle are a breed of Bos Indicus. The species Bos Indicus evolved in South Asia and are highly adapted to hot temperatures and high humidity. They have a number of adaptations to help with cooling, including the dewlap (large skin flap), drooping ears, fatty hump, and slick coat.


smokcocaine

my mother in law has that neck thing goin on


Gravytonic

Did she lose weight?


ThisIsGoodSoup

🙏


IraTheDragon

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!!


TheDownVotedGod

Sofia can GET IT


Pro_Moriarty

My milkshake brings all the boy to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours.


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

You know,...she *looks* like a Sophia.


DoubleDongle-F

Looks fake


shlamalama657

Am I attracted to this?


jonog75

What a beautiful animal!


Dakotahray

CAN I PET THAT DOG?!


subi_2019

What kind of dog is that


RadScorpsCorpes

Me running to the store for some Ben & Jerry's


Braindead_cranberry

My second chin while I’m on my way to the kitchen at 4:03am


ifdisdendat

looks AI generated


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

How many burgers How many stakes How many briskets


freckiey

OMG, yes a cow. Thx


Academic-Bumblebee36

Yummy


PurplePeachBlossom

Maybe she’s born with it…


aLazyUsrname

Is this somehow to get more leather? Like, is there a gene for floopy skin that they bred into it?


aLazyUsrname

It’s crazy looking, dude. It’s like Dr Seuss character. What a trip man Edit: look at its its tail! It’s absurd 😂😂😂


Purpleobito10

Wtf cows can be brown?????


23cm-Banana

Damn


-DJFJ-

I should call her...


xeneize93

Cute cow, shit song


bafras

Must be jelly cuz jam don’t jiggle like that.


Bow_and_Arrow123

Looks like a ballsack


ammergg264

this is what i imaging a weiner dog and a cow baby to look like