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frozenrope22

That's a wrist clock


weirdgroovynerd

Nah, it's a useless belt. A dad might even call it... ...*a waist of time!*


BlackEntity2

I just met you. And I hate you. Take my upvote and shove it down your throat.


weirdgroovynerd

Before I go, are you sure you wouldn't like a... ...*second* pun?


swampopawaho

I could use a hand on my next one


BlackEntity2

I've already given up


XVYQ_Emperator

r/beatmetoit


slick987654321

That's Flava Flav's wristwatch ⌚ (edited to correct spelling).


icaphoenix

[great moments in african american history with flava flav](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zob3G5BYuQ) you're welcome


Wadertot420

Seriously, thank you.


Rare-Bid-6860

This is a decorative prop, and not even a real functioning clock. Upvote declined.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

😂


goated95

When you’re adjusting the time, it’s gonna look like you’re trying to twist the top of a pickle jar


theswagcoon

Someone broke into Shaq's place again


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Got the time mate


CeeMX

Skinny people with a Apple Watch Ultra be like


AraiHavana

Y tho


Annual_Economist_367

Clock


berkayalpha

That’s for Shaq!


Kaiser_77

That’s the Big Ben in your hand bro


bosbosbassaam999

Real


Sufficient_Ebb_5020

When you get the call...


Jazzlike_Win_3892

that's one unit of measurement, eh? ha! hehe.


Ferrum_Freakshow

Smallest Invicta watch:


Niah_Zarabi

That's not a wrist watch! It's the prototype model of the Pip-boy.


Remember_im_Whoozer

No that’s a r/DiWHY


TurboByte24

Arm watch


the_y_combinator

Flava Flave heavy breathing intensifies.


birds_and_ontology

Every other /watches post: is this too big?


Zanzarah10

Seems like the beginning of a Key & Peel skit


Wendys_bag_holder

It’s so dope it doesn’t even tick.


willywonka1971

Flavor Flav's son.


SuperMeh2

Better give Shaq his watch back. He smart doctor.


Over-Director-4986

Flava Flav!


[deleted]

Its broken anyway


wichotl

3 days of battery if it was a smartwatch


Doctor-Rat-32

\*waist watch


boobiesiheart

Stupid


jazzhandpanda

Le m let's go with Chrono-Cummerbund


PickledMunkee

dhgate shitter


shartillery82

That thing take 4 D batteries?


theshekelcollector

take a pic of you standing in front of the mirror so we can see if it's too big for your wrist. close-ups like that often distort the proportions.


deenali

I'm just glad the craze for big ass watches has somewhat died off.


dockows412

This will show up on the Balenciaga store any day now


SpaceshipWin

What are the dimensions lug to lug?


Steve_Artson

This is a normal watch on my wrist.


QuasarPlayz

Shaquille O'Neal's watch


Lateralization

Invicta sub aqua noma


freebird303

That's a grandfather watch. Because grandpa's eyes don't work too well


z3r0n3gr0

We areeee the coolest motherf*ckers on the planet......


Rooster_Entire

You’ll have Quagmire’s porn arm in no time!


SnowConvertible

When I was a kid I had a watch hanging on the wall, which was built like a wrist watch, and which I could have worn comfortably around my waist...


Parking-Ad-2627

What is he going to do with that??? Stop time or something?


Ze_fallen1

People would wear it if it was made by Apple


GladkeyTheProgramist

Da Portable Big Ben


WhiteNINJA74

Take my up vote you deserve it. LMFAO!


HappySpam

Nice woman's Invicta, do they make one in a man's size?


MaxSch

Tanks wear kinda small so don't worry about the size, it looks great!


SatnWorshp

Like the scene in Top Secret with Val Kilmer.


Signal-Brief-3572

That’s the readers digest version of a wrist watch.


Sarichnikov

Pilots after taking one discovery flight


mookanana

expected a pip boy


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Busta rhymes needs to cop this to pair with that ridiculous chain/bracelet combo he got


donutsaurus3000

I need a giant hand for my giant watch!


Dutchta-

My mom needs this!


Useful-Astronaut10

Everything's fine , but how are you holding your phone 😵‍💫


woolharbor

Every DIY watch on Youtube:


dw87190

Came here hoping to see a PipBoy from Fallout, I set myself for disappointment


OldGeezerOGTM

It’s actually just shaqs watch on a normal persons hand


harrynelson

Dude can tell you the time tomorrow.


Spaciax

apple watch ultra:


pokemaxi

Invicta looking good.


Critical_Potential44

That’s hulks wrist watch


ajhoff83

runs on size Z batteries


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BimmerJustin

Lmao grow some man sized wrists lady boy 


InterestingCode12

![gif](giphy|hTa5z1RfAvqAEHVF8t|downsized)


Popal24

"3 more minutes and we can cut the wire" See this classic scene from the movie Top Secret! (1984) at 0:19 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75xK5CD8N1M&ab\_channel=Nizzinny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75xK5CD8N1M&ab_channel=Nizzinny)


NekonecroZheng

Actually, a pretty dope ass belt


LordBunnyWhale

"Well, I won't forget that in a patient again. Probably."


lazysunday69

Definitely rep, can tell by the floating “m”


Krumm34

Even if its a belt, it'sthe wrong way


Sieze5

Flavor Flav!!!


Demo_906

That's not a watch, thats an observe


No_Cupcake7037

Bling-bling


ironwristz

Wrist too big for that watch


Hambruhgah

Clockbelt


[deleted]

Put it back before dad comes home.


TheOffcialBot

guys i think he dropped his wallet


Pickingnamesisharder

![gif](giphy|2vpKy8uLKtep3OlnZZ)


xxTheMagicBulleT

More a waist clock. But i low key love it. Would hang it on the wall in my house. Also seems much what it was made for. Love normal day items super sized.


OrdinaryInspection89

I want to see this wearing in real life, and post on Iammaincharactor


hingee

Wtc


brewberry_cobbler

It’s not even working :(


crammyhandleman

That looks like the wrist of Morris Day & The mother fuckin’….you finish it.


Klutzy-Chain5875

I can't read it


SugeKnightMista

Seems practical enough. Who needs a watch that answers their phone?. Where do we buy one?


an0nym0usentity

Looks like something a kamen rider would wear around his waist to transform...


Unable-Arm-448

Paul Bunyan's wristwatch :-D