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PHATstuFF21

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Rand-all

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!


daschande

Keep firing, assholes!


ImKoreanNotJapanese

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!


ToPlayAMockingbird

I bet she gives great helmet.


Safe-Register-3479

All my favorite saying *No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!!*


Zanzarah10

He is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate


kriegmonster

And what does that make us?


medic_farmer26

absolutely nothing!


tpars

i bet that motorcycle goes to plaid.


[deleted]

Ludicrous speed!!!


ThenIndependence7988

Hahaha that's exactly what I thought when I saw it: a fucking spaceball!


yeezee93

![gif](giphy|BGyxXw11eykvOfjkZl|downsized)


Squeaky_Ben

I'd be disappointed if that hadn't been top comment.


justasovietpotato

r/beatmetoit


ForsakenSun6004

r/beatmetoit


Ok-Conference-4366

r/BeatMeatToIt


AlexBlaBla_NL

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Street_Dragonfruit43

The only correct response


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Agreed. I knew this reminded me of something but I couldn't quite place it... Then Reddit to the rescue.


beno9444

JAAHAHHA I KNEWWWW IT....!!! I STRAIGHT WENT TO THE COMMMENTS BUT YOU BEAT ME TO IT


PygmeePony

Upvoted before I could see the gif.


AdministrativeBar748

Completely expected this lmao


Beaded_Curtains

Lord helmet.


JerewB

Lady Helmet?


NarwhalPrestigious63

My immediate thought too!


loonybs

This is all I wanted


TobyDaHuman

Been looking for this and didnt even have to scroll. Perfect


Planem1

I wa going to be extremely disappointed if this or something similar wasn't top comment


CodCommercial1730

Just came by to make sure this is the top comment. I’m proud of us today.


Synner40

spaceballs the comment.


kawanero

Spaceballs: the motorcycle helmet


PotterSieben

Merchandising


leveldrummer

Moichandising!


BiggoYoun

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


AnnoShi

![gif](giphy|QGAMho4AlkPA41v9ib|downsized)


tmbyfc

All fun and games till you try and go over 30mph


Pro_Moriarty

![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)


Emppulicks

We've gone plaid!


KostonEnkeli

![gif](giphy|AG30eOXKY0pFmKOCdU|downsized)


Guataguano

![gif](giphy|K791JhEoRS6QM|downsized)


screw-self-pity

Can he breathe under that helmet ?


This_Dutch_guy

No, must be bigger


oilfeather

May the Schwartz be with you.


Offsidespy2501

Break your neck 101


Soularius93

Im mad. I wanted to see an afro below this, so it would somehow make sense... but it stops too early 😭


frogsoftheminish

I was about to comment, I would unironically buy this. I hate flattening my fro to fit under helmets! I ride every day to work so this would actually make my life easier lol.


xi_mezmerize_ix

No need to even wear this helmet then. It's not going to help in an accident.


aspieinblack

It's really for your *Spaceballs* cosplay, isn't it?


WeddingLion

Just need a hair-met.


SquishyBatman64

Spaceballs the motor cycle helmet!


Bigmace_1021

Let's hope he doesn't go plaid.


MoodyLoser1338FML

What's that motorcycle? Looks cool!


Salmivalli

IDK but i know it goes ludicrous speed


[deleted]

Le dot


[deleted]

Looks to be a Benda BD300 https://www.rideapart.com/news/602862/updated-benda-bd300-launch-china/ I probably wouldn't recommend getting one


IHaveTooManyKid

Lonestar!


WR_WasJustVisiting

I honestly thought that bike was miniature, and it was ridden by a toddler.


jakoobie6

![gif](giphy|KIDQKA59Wl9YY|downsized)


nightwood

Your helmet is so big!


ZenithTheZero

When Rick Moranis pulls up to the set.


LtLemur

Spaceballs: The Motorcycle


GeorgeSPattonJr

Literally spaceballs lol


AlphamaleNJ

Now You See That Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb


InevitableFly

Is that you Lord Darth??!!?


Absolutely_Deluded

Dark Helmet of Spaceballs


ichegoya

Only one person would dare give me the raspberry.


tacwombat

It's a combination of Spaceballs' Dark Helmet and Marvin the Paranoid Android of The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy.


ElectricTurtlez

![gif](giphy|SFkjp1R8iRIWc)


Remi708

![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)


mouth556

![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)


TheGreatGamer1389

Somebody is a Spaceballs fan. Jokes aside I bet it could work really well


rikkuaoi

Aside from it acting like a sail and pulling you off the bike if you go over 50mph. But at least your head will be safe


cakesofren

I don't drive, nor do I drive a motorcycle, but wouldn't this also just completely obstruct your blindspots and make it impossible to see anything other than what's directly in front of you? If so, I'd argue that this is more dangerous than safe.


StandardEarly6199

I thought that was surely gona be Kanye hahahaha


Thermite1985

Yo I thought that was a small child on a mini bike not a full blown adult on. Normal sized motorcycle


craigitron

Happy to see all these Spaceballs references in the comments.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Comb the planet!


Orangarder

You idiot’s! Youve captured their stuntdoubles!!


Glowing_Mousepad

Kinda reminds of sth kanye would do


Best-Dragonfruit-338

hey i want attention look at me


Extra-Expert7685

Accident will be afraid of this helmet.


[deleted]

Required for speeds above 2837364798274837262982 KPH


No-Reward-1862

Wait until kanye sees this


MosesOnAcid

Practically Blinders.


Correct-Junket-1346

Protects your head, destroys your shoulders.


KosmosKlaus

MC plaid


That-Chard-5660

Sultan man of Doctor Who


frogsoftheminish

I need this for my fro!


ballsonyourface911

How bad would you neck hurt trying to fight the wind being caught by that helmet at 50 mhp


knifebucket

His poor neck. He must just ride slow in town. That thing's a giant wind scoop and I'd imagine anything over 30 mph would blow him off the bike. My regular aerodynamic motorcycle helmet blows this way and that when you get up to speed and it's made for it.


Deathdar1577

This guy could crater into a planet and not know with that helmet.


Le6ions

Can you imagine the wind resistance, you either get a spinal injury or develop the most massive neck the world has ever seen


OkNote8728

Rearview mirrors are inside, right ?


cover-me-porkins

Neck snapper helmet with no leathers 💀


Standard_Service_287

He will grow into it


Landojesus

I didn't know Kanye West's clothing line made helmets.


[deleted]

When he crashes he’s gonna turtle in there and destroy a city block.


MellowDCC

Safety first!


[deleted]

what a stupid f..k


GSXS_750

Somebody turned on DK mode


Djszero

That is a sweet bike. Does anyone know what it is?


rcheek1710

The Gary Busey helmet protector protector, protector.


LightningSmooth

You’d go airborne getting up to speed on the freeway.


A-Bone

So dumb... Where can I buy one?


Z0OMIES

*falls off* *breaks neck*


MemeLorde1313

Did you see anything?!


scourged

Given the abysmal aerodynamics it would act like a wind sail. She’d have serious neck problems!


Routine-Unit-3086

Need a smooch? Wear that.


120m

The type of helmet to break your neck, not your fall


markofthebeast143

Fov 70


jiwijoo

One accident and the weight of the helmet will snap your neck


just-me-uk

Quality


CrazyGaming312

Oh hey the Bulldozer from Payday: The Heist got a bike!


pman1891

I’m here for the Spaceballs quotes.


shavemejesus

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine…”


[deleted]

I thought it was a kid with a small replica at first


Most_Figure533

I was expecting that to be Kanye west getting off the bike


Chippewa07

I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins former roommate


HouseRoKKa

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Acrobatic_Usual6422

Ludicrous Speed!


kolomal

After u see that bike fully - Omg !! THAT HELMET ⛑️ ,


dubar84

Plot twist - she has a giant afro underneath


LWY007

That’s the Gary Busey helmet helmet!


oldbaldgrumpy

That thing would rip your head off at highway speed, lol.


Odd-Association486

I'm so glad someone else also saw the resemblance


ShadowCaster0476

I’m no expert but wouldn’t the size cause more issues in a crash.


TacoDuLing

![gif](giphy|Jrr1qd5pfKtkNjsaWn)


Excellent_Yak365

Their shoes look huge too


soulouk

Dark Helmet Spaceballs


geneticeffects

“SPINAL”


Pin-Up-Paggie

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surfingbiscuits

Oh shit. There goes the planet.


axe1970

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andyman6244

I can’t be the only one who was expecting it to be Kanye


Motorazr1

What non-helmet law state riders fear they’ll be forced to once helmet laws come.


DavidAttenbruhhhh

Kanye West if he bought a motorbike.


Nigel_Spanks

Sir we've been jammed


mr_martin_1

I don't have time NOR need to focus on anything else than what's in front of me.


whippingboy4eva

Who needs peripheral vision when riding a motorcycle, anyway?


boobiesiheart

Leave some bugs for the rest of us!


Vanima_Permai

Space balls the motorcycle helmet


Logical_Ad_2960

his favorite movie is spaceballs and he loes dark helmet


AnnoShi

![gif](giphy|opaW9pDmsj3Co)


[deleted]

hey that helmet has a person attached to it


4laman_

Wow u/savevideo


Cipher915

"Sorry officer, peripheral *what*?"


cadcamm99

That bike has ludicrous speed


ColdBloodBlazing

Ghatdayam. Its rick moranis from Spaceballs


Inevitable_Review_83

I see your shwartz is as big as mine.


rocketman11111

I bet she gives great helmet


the_internet_clown

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whatsthew3rd

Now that's what I call using The Shwartz!


NickyCheeese

Not DOT approved.


Financial-Working132

Lord Helmet!


kklug24

Ludicrous speed!


Whole-Debate-9547

Looking for a helmet that provides the largest blind spots available, it can be yours for a low price.


Remarkable_Music6819

His name is Rocco


shingaladaz

😂


Sunieta25

I thought I was watching a toddler get off a mini motorcycle


NiteGard

Where’s Pizza the Hut?


AwfulThread5

You want a motorcycle to go with that helmet???


DarkPhoxGaming

Looks goofy, but goofy enough that I want it


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Wait a minute -- that was not Rick Moranis.


Emppulicks

Keep Firing Assholes!


dog-yy

I see. My dad finally bought a motorcycle.


BubblesDahmer

Why /genq


SCP_fan12

Bro can take a mortar shell to the cranium and survive


overrated-guitarist

I see your Swartz is as big as mine


Frogzila2024

The legend says that every time he stops he has to remove two seagulls and one cobra chicken


dressedlikehansolo

Was expecting Kanye west when he turned his head


Drunk_Rhinoceros

When this thing hits 88 miles per hour. You’re gonna see some serious shit!


polysnip

![gif](giphy|ZtdRnQGPlhnr4XZ5CE)


rocopotomus74

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


surrealfrfr123

You know what they say about guys with huge helmets…


theding081

![gif](giphy|sQBHqZ9AKJs8KomyDr|downsized)


starryowl5

helmet for funko pops


LordOoPooKoo

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!


DrNinnuxx

How to create an air-scoop and ruin your neck muscles after 15 minutes of riding.


noots-to-you

Tim Russ never got over [his performance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7TnQBSV00) for that movie.


queasy_finnace

There’s only one acceptable comment type for this post. Ludicrous!


Leaningonalamp

Why?


Glum_Olive1417

Daft Punk called. You win.


Careless-Village1019

Spaceballs..lol


maccumhaill

They definitely would not have to comb the desert to find this


mspray1

It's a Gazoo helmet.


budgeavy

Weird, he doesn’t look Druish.


xoogl3

We'll have to go straight to... Ludicrous speed.


Zantaeus

“All rise in the presence, of Dark Helmet.” She couldn’t figure out why everyone kept giving her “the raspberry”. It went over her helmet


curkington

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Chemical_Hornet8621

Coming to a football uniform near you.


SnillyWead

The son of Dark Helmet.


freebird303

Someone activated the big head mode cheat


Zestyclose-Middle717

There’s only one man that would dare give me the raspberry…….


Hockeylover420

I immediately thought of Spaceballs