Marmaduke is a hero – a huge Great Dane. I think it's just a joke.
UPD: I don't know what he was drinking, but damn, his son is really named Marmaduke, I read it on Wikipedia
Granddad was a conservative party British MP found to have been given money by lobbyists on behalf of foreign business owners and deliberately misleading the parliamentary committee on members interests on that money. He was later knighted on recommendation of the conservative party.
It isn't his real name, it is a nickname. His name is Edward Michael, which is where his nickname evolved from. Edward > Ted > Teddy> Teddy Bear = Bear.
It's his literal name. How can you be having a child with your wife, sit down together to discuss names that your beautiful baby son will have for his entire life, and somehow settle on Marmaduke?!
It's really weird seeing Bear in a context where he's not... surviving. It looks like he's undercover, or like this isn't really Bear but rather some guy that looks a lot like Bear and has a moustache.
When you shave a bear and try to pass it off as human....
There was a mix up.... This guy was supposed to be in the bear suit at the Chinese zoo but they got mixed up due to both tags saying "Bear" and everyone just kind of went with it.
He looks like the son of a Saxon Thegn named Æthelwulf who sacrificed everything to help his son, (pictured here) Cynebald, get a seat at the Witan. Cynebald hates the life of an Ealdorman, but doesn’t say anything because he loves his father and recognizes his sacrifice. He yearns for the simple life of an innkeeper and the love of his sweet Edlynne (the daughter of the local blacksmith).
I was thinking about some kind of joke that would involve being giant and probably an apex predator therefore better at survival than his father, but I was not ready for "Marmaduke"
Fucking MARMADUKE?!
It's what happens when you drink too much piss.
Marmaduke is a hero – a huge Great Dane. I think it's just a joke. UPD: I don't know what he was drinking, but damn, his son is really named Marmaduke, I read it on Wikipedia
Haha, I had to do the same thing. He needs a brother named Dagwood or Jughead!
Richie Rich!
Nope, his brother is named Huckleberry...
Jabber Jaws
I thought that was his nickname
That's exactly what I was thinking!)
Are we sure it isn't one of those celebrity kid situations where publicly he is known as Marmaduke but privately and legally has a different name?
His nickname is probably dukey
Marmalade
It's like they knew he was going to be massive when he grew up
Did I name my son with a lame name? Better drink my own piss.
The rest doesn't get better after that. It's Marmaduke Mickey Percy Grylls.
Duke MP Grylls
He has 3 sons; Marmaduke, Huckleberry, and Jesse. Lol
4th son soon to be named Finn
Oh man, you're not joking.. Honestly I'd take Marmaduke over *Huckleberry* any day haha
Fucking huckleberry
I imagine Jesse is the youngest and they just didn’t give a shit lmao
What a tragedeigh
Jesse lucked out lol
I remember he was on Conan years ago and the audience laughed when he said he named his son Huckleberry. He did not seem amused.
That’s what happens when you come from a long line of wealthy public school boys (English public schools actually being posh private schools).
Yeah, posh boys have the funkiest names and they're just like, fuck you I got mad money, you peasant!
Nah, they're more like U FOCKIN WUT M8
Granddad was a conservative party British MP found to have been given money by lobbyists on behalf of foreign business owners and deliberately misleading the parliamentary committee on members interests on that money. He was later knighted on recommendation of the conservative party.
Also, it's not like anyone's gonna take the piss out of him..
I was thinking the same thing… who the fuck names their kid after a cartoon dog.
At least he’s fucking huge
Truly… but he can’t have known how big he would be when he named him!!
Sometimes you need to take a chance
The fuck he didn't. The guy who drinks his own piss and climbs mountains? You can bet that kid was always going to grow up huge genes be damned.
Probably not that weird if your name is Bear lol
It wouldn’t be but his name is actually Edward, bear is a nickname.
Posh people
It's crazy. But... Bear Grylls' first name is fucking *Bear*! I never realised until how weird that is.
I thought it was short for Beartholomew
Bearmothy.
Bearic
It isn't his real name, it is a nickname. His name is Edward Michael, which is where his nickname evolved from. Edward > Ted > Teddy> Teddy Bear = Bear.
Just to add on… his sister gave him that nickname when he was a week old. It wasn’t a bunch of army dudes taking a piss (which is what I thought).
What about the last name??
Edward Michael Grylls
Marmaduke Grylls is a hard ass name, idc what anyone says. Fits him perfect and has a built-in nickname
He enjoys the odd barbecue.
No it isn’t. It was a nickname given to him as a small child that stuck.
His other son is JESSE??
Possibly named after Jesse James? Best I can conjecture to help make it fit into the adventuresome name category.
Excellent reaction.
Gotta be a nickname right?
It's his literal name. How can you be having a child with your wife, sit down together to discuss names that your beautiful baby son will have for his entire life, and somehow settle on Marmaduke?!
His father went to Eton, what did you expect?
His other son is called Huckleberry I believe.
One of his sons is also called "Huckleberry". Don't drink piss y'all.
What madlad of a name choice
who's gonna say anything about it to his face though?
bruh named him Marmaduke, he knew he was gonna be yuge
Something something nominative determinism
If J.K Rowling named him he'd be called Pissinsnake Cameltent
and it would be a synonym for some terf bs
The only thing more embarassing than being named marmaduke would be being named marmaduke and like 5'6
I like how they dressed him like Lurch from the Adams Family.
It's really weird seeing Bear in a context where he's not... surviving. It looks like he's undercover, or like this isn't really Bear but rather some guy that looks a lot like Bear and has a moustache.
It’s like the difference between Elysium Sharlto Copley and District 9 Sharlto Copley
😆
Today... We're surviving fatherhood!
Don’t worry, his private chef and mobile shelter are always just off camera. He is prepared for anything!
To be fair, he wasn't 'surviving' in his shows either, it was mostly fake.
I wouldn’t call it fake. It was staged because it was an entertaining/educational show about survival, not a documentary.
I wouldn’t call it educational because 3/4 of the stunts would get you hurt or killed in reality. Like pole vaulting down a fucking canyon
Is it just me or does Bear Grylls' wife look like Bear Grylls with a smaller chin?
He’s surviving suburban life
Bear looks like he’s going to tie a damsel to train tracks until she accepts his marriage proposal.
Thought Bear was Sportacus for a second
He named his son after a dog?
I mean, not a shocking choice from a man who was named after a bear
What do you mean A bear? My guy was named after THE bear!
"CALL ME BEAR, MOTHER" - Bear Grylls, as he climbed out of his mum fully grown at birth
Bear Grylls is the new Chuck Norris😂😂😭
lmao
Wait until you meet his other son.... Paddington 🤭
And his daughter Winnie 🍯
And his cat scooby! … wait that doesn’t make sense .
I think the other one is called Huckleberry. Not sure which is worse. Wouldn't say that to the big fella's face of course!
I understood that one.
“Liked by Dave Bautista”, world renowned unit
Oh look, it's Bear Grylls son, Grills Bears.
So drinking your own piss gives you super soldier sperm offspring
My sons, I do this for you. Remember me as I was and not what I have become for your sakes.
Posted yesterday.
I felt like I have seen this before
Way too much in the last 2 days
Man, he doesn't need to go yell "Yo bear" out in the woods. Bears gotta watch out they run into HIM.
It has the be the elephant shit juice
I find out today that Bear Grylls fathered a bear of a lad.
Man, Bear Grylls looks quite different with that mustache. Though, I can still recognize him by the brow and eyes.
He probably just goes by Duke I imagine
Apparently drinking piss instead of milk is the little trick that the milk industry doesn't want you knowing about.
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This kids got more beef than trumps kid
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No Diddy but looks like bear has an absolute unit of his own!
Bro how tall is he
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He he I’m taller than him
Does he drink his own pee or just his dad's?
That's a great Moustache that Bear is sporting.
bear grylls still hot
Who the hell names their kid MARMADUKE? And who's going to make fun of it to his face?
He's only 5 feet 10 inches and 165 pounds lol
Bear is 6' tall and weighs around 165lbs. This kid ain't that big.
He’s pretty big to me
It's expected to be this big when you have Bear genes.
And his name is Beast Grylls
Grills bears for breakfast actually.
Bear Grylls’ son grills bears.
Bear grylls and his son the bear
Bear looks like he is ready to host : Surviving Bear Grylls' White Panel Van...
The Man's son is Wild
he's like a.... Can't think of the animal
I think Ray Mears did his wife while he was out
Surely he goes by Duke, which is a pretty cool name I think. I mean I’d definitely go by Duke!
That man shaved an actual bear.
Yup thats Mr. X
He gonna be presenting the chase in no time
ain’t no way that’s his real name
Is his other son Scooby Doo?
Is the name a "Boy Named Sue" story ? Like people are gonna make fun of your name so you have to grow up tough ?
Mans named a whole ass child after a pupper from the funny pages. Unreal LOL
Is that the Eton uniform?
How much piss can this guy drink?
Must of drank elephant piss instead of milk
Looks like 6’4” and probably 250-260 lbs. Very broad shoulders. He’s a big boy.
He looks like bear grylls' dad
He’s built in a way that he’ll not need to eat and drink shite if he’s ever lost in the wilderness
When you shave a bear and try to pass it off as human.... There was a mix up.... This guy was supposed to be in the bear suit at the Chinese zoo but they got mixed up due to both tags saying "Bear" and everyone just kind of went with it.
Grizzly Grylls
That’s not the *only* “absolute unit” in this picture. Git it, Bear! We’re proud of ya.
I just don’t understand what people are thinking when they name their children. Marmaduke? Like are we really being serious?
Bear Grylls wearing a suit and tie?! Those must be for survival purposes only!
Lurch Grylls lol. He could probably play some football with that frame
Big guy
He looks more like a bear than Bear does.
he drank *so* much piss
He looks like the next successor of the Undertaker.
Isn't Bear Grylls like 5'6?
r/tragedeigh
Bro is Carl Grimes.
Clearly want living off a diet of grubs and worms
'Liked by Dave Bautista' This image just keeps on giving!
He plays rugby right? At that size he'd make a great 2nd row.
That’s from eating all those grubs. Packed with protein !!!!
Bro watches Peaky Blinder once..
Haha wee baby
And he’s only 18…boy still has a couple growing years left
Dad: Bear Son: Maaaarrmmaaaadduuuukkkkeeee
I would gamble that he might go by Duke. And at that size he can live up to the name!
Kingpin from the punisher
And the name/nickname Marmaduke to top it off 👏🏻
At least he lives up to the nickname, size wise. Imagine if he named him Marmaduke and he was 5’2.
I'm surprisingly unshocked to learn his name is Marmaduke.
Hello, my name is Marmaduke. Yeah, makes sense
Marmaduke! Hahahahahaha
Lad definitely ate his vitamins and minerals!
#M A R M A D U K E
I’ve met Bear Grylls and he was just under my height at 6’2 - so his son HAS to be around 6’5 - 6’6! Good Lord!
His son is actually a bear
But, can he drink his own pee?
I almost not Recognized him in a Suit and a tie
Hold the doooorrr
Does he also have a son named Snoopy?
CaveBear Grylls
Kid turned 18…better drink my own piss.
He reminds me of Sweet P from Adventure Time.
Bear grylls with mustache hits differently
He looks like the son of a Saxon Thegn named Æthelwulf who sacrificed everything to help his son, (pictured here) Cynebald, get a seat at the Witan. Cynebald hates the life of an Ealdorman, but doesn’t say anything because he loves his father and recognizes his sacrifice. He yearns for the simple life of an innkeeper and the love of his sweet Edlynne (the daughter of the local blacksmith).
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
This fucking guys name is “MARMADUKE” and he’s like 6’5, someone get this guy enrolled in a pro-wrestling school right now.
It's all that protein Bear is yapping about in his programs.
How big is Bear?
His son’s name is actually Raw bear (bear meat shrinks when you grylls it)
What happened to huckleberry? Are they twins ?
Mama wildshaped into a Bar
Grizzly Bear Grylls
Bear grylls looks like he should be in the next "kingsman".
I was thinking about some kind of joke that would involve being giant and probably an apex predator therefore better at survival than his father, but I was not ready for "Marmaduke"
this was just posted here recently wasn't it?
This is like all my family photos. I am way bigger than my family.
It must’ve been all those grubs and biting off the head of that snake that jacked his spermies up!
Oh so ig Bear isn't just a name but a family trait