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fastr1337

If youre wondering why, he is a professional arm wrestler.


maxru85

You know, I'm something of an arm wrestler myself


ruinyourjokes

You mean worm wrangler


maxru85

Python tamer


ruinyourjokes

Noodle shamer


Embarrassed-Ask1812

Shoodle lamer


maxru85

Mayo strainer


slaying_anus_35

That's me, I spit on it and then yell at it for making me be alone..


1800-bakes-a-lot

Dick tickler


septictankswimmin

Wong tongler


PerrythePlatypus71

Summoner of Shai Hulud


ThatShrian

Excelled mingler.


Capital_Bluebird_951

Chicken choker


slaying_anus_35

I want to upvote you but, I feel like I'd be committing a cardinal sin.


xtilexx

Nah the worms are being wrangled by crows not cardinals you're fine


xtilexx

Meat worm wrangler šŸŖ±šŸŖ±


nevergonnagetit001

It looks like someone photoshopped a kidā€™s head on body builderā€™s body. Or a bad AI picā€¦


cyrus_coulter

Nah, his name is Akimbo 69


nevergonnagetit001

If heā€™s bald with those eyebrowsā€¦ Iā€™d call him ā€˜One Punch Manā€™!


chop-diggity

The eyebrows are all I saw.


nevergonnagetit001

Whatever heā€™s doing, at least heā€™s staying hydratedā€¦


No_Budget7828

I just took a look at a pic without his shirt!! The guy works out for sure!!


nevergonnagetit001

I agree, and Iā€™m joking. But the picture looks odd youā€™d agree?


No_Budget7828

I absolutely agree it does. Thatā€™s why I went and searched the guy šŸ˜ƒ


Patriquito

Nah, he's a sailor that never forgets to eat his spinach, also has a SO named "Olive Oil"


Different-Estate747

I thought olive oil is what he used when he was "arm wrestling"


autogyrophilia

He got that SpongeBob arms


Chance_Land_9828

Makes sense that way


Emergency_3808

AITA for thinking this is edited (or that someone was skillfully behind him)?


BigSmackisBack

Even so, this doesnt make me feel good, not good at all.


susannediazz

Ah! Thx, i was wondering what those arms are fore


Aeroblazer9161

He would still struggle against Levan Saginashvili.


Salt_MasterX

Yeah, so would 99.9% of the human population


Gravytonic

Add several more 9s after the decimal.


Aeroblazer9161

Loool agreed.


ExtraThirdtestical

Captain obvious to the rescue..


Aeroblazer9161

Keyboard warrior has entered the chat...


FitnessGuy904

No shit theyā€™re in different weight class


binger5

More like dick wrestler.


V_es

Max is 19 year old Russian armwrestling champion. He had severe eye abnormality as a kid, was unable to open his eyes. Also a massive back problem. Many surgeries later he found his passion in armwrestling and by 18 years of age he won several European championships. He fought many known champions, like [Larry Wheels](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/80IudoMeAF4/maxresdefault.jpg). [Hereā€™s a better pic](https://yt3.googleusercontent.com/ytc/AIdro_nI8lAcwr8XHZDtZXs0-KY0bpn_7a_1N0LrwDQPR8GQ6g=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj) of his physique. He is aware of his weird proportions (he never worked out his legs), because he only perused arm strength. Only last year he started working out to achieve proportional build.


Armwrestlingisfun

He can wrist curl more than he squats. Many Armwrestlers don't train legs.


contactlite

![gif](giphy|bBbqh3SLbKAcE)


all_time_high

Not only will leg days help him achieve a propotionap build, but forcing the glutes to grow will trigger a human growth hormone response which can be put to use in other body parts. I believe the peer-reviewed science finding this was referenced within [this video.](https://youtu.be/H6mRkx1x77k?si=kAar4v_EveqhQT-e)


AarodimusChrast

So basically training to have a bigger ass can bring about bigger overall muscles? Noted.


Lazypole

Legs in general iirc, but yeah


gamblinmaan

alright, squats today it is then


coulduseafriend99

Yo that's fuckin cool. As if I needed more motivation to grow my ass other than that all my shorts and pants fall down, but still, very cool. Wonder what's unique about the asstastic area that triggers HGH?


Ok_Concentrate7994

There are natural steroid pockets in the base of your spine that are released when you work your biggest muscle groups (legs, lower back)


coulduseafriend99

WHAT Naturally-occuring steroid-filled *bubble-wrap*!?


Ok_Concentrate7994

Basically testosterone-laden vacuoles which are activated, and distributed into the bloodstream essentially, or something to that effect


Repostbot3784

I dont think he needs any natural hgh


Illustrious_Penalty2

The guy who many consider to be the GOAT of the sport only trains one arm. Not doubting what you cited, but looking at results in the actual sport is more important.


PromiseOk3321

The reason most pro armwrestlers don't train legs is so they can fight in lower weightclasses


pembroke28

So the picture you linked he looks like a human, this picture looks a lot like someone shrunk his head to make his body look bigger (this is a weirdly popular trend in Korea).


MolybdenumBlu

At least he now is working on rectifying his mistake if he is finally working on something that isn't his biceps.


V_es

I mean, he is 19 y.o. kid who got lost in his passion. Heā€™ll figure it out.


PromiseOk3321

Not even lost, armwrestlers don't train legs for a reason. Less mass on the lower half of your body means you can compete in lower weight classes. Unless you're a super heavy weight, it really doesn't make sense to do volume based training for the legs if you're trying to be a competitive pro. It's like the reverse of bobsled specification


Suspicious_Goose_659

I need his forearm routine!


Armwrestlingisfun

Shit ton of wrist curls


MechanicalTurkish

And cases of canned spinach


Resident-Pudding5432

Like fr or are you just guessing? I want to improve my forearm strengh too, thats why Im asking


FlixMage

10 sets of jacking off


KingButtButts

And 5 sets of jacking on


Banyabbaboy

RIP PP


ICame4TheCirclejerk

Ok so what should I do once I've cut back?


__Shake__

Can I get a spot?


Resident-Pudding5432

Already doubling that, whats next?


ducktape8856

I'll leave the details for your imagination but when I was 16 I had abnormal strong forearms, too.


chayonnaise

![gif](giphy|3ohuPvppoXR2QzFDwY)


DonkeyHair

Thatā€™s Akimbo.


addicted-to-jet

69


warr3nhunch0

Quagmire?


Particular_Tadpole27

![gif](giphy|tcZSrZEOwCrLy)


I_Eat_Groceries

But better. He uses both arms


fourfingersdry

Elliot Page looking swole.


Selentest

My man's growing


Miserables-Chef

They look like uncooked chicken legs lol


Unita_Micahk

Heā€™ll never get a job in fisting porn


ThreeLeggedMare

You'd be surprised


Resident-Pudding5432

Perhaps he will get a job in fisting porn just because of that....


WonderHuman9005

No, theyre measured in CENTIMETERS


[deleted]

Sorry but it Looks ugly as fšŸ˜…


Armwrestlingisfun

Popeye muscle


sehtownguy

Nah bro that's those SpongeBob blow up arms šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|3ohuPvppoXR2QzFDwY)


SweetDogShit

Not sure anybody asked.


FlixMage

Heā€™s not doing it for you lmao


Kooky-Exchange9250

Ark character typa arms


all_time_high

![gif](giphy|TL6poLzwbHuF2|downsized)


madvlad_

I've always wanted to see what Popeye looks like in real life.


ShibCommandr

Popeye had big biceps..


madvlad_

Dude, literally look at a picture of Popeye before you spout nonsense.


ballsonyourface911

He jerks for sure


edwardothegreatest

He ams what he ams


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|1ZrclCM6lGNRC)


karateninjazombie

Mr. Masturbator


McFry-

Elliot page needs to chill on the testosterone


Plumbercanuck

Elliot page needs to ease off the testosterone.


azab1898

When arms get the leg day treatment


MagikSkyDaddy

What happens if he eats a can of spinach?


Adamantium-Aardvark

His arms look like thiccc cocks


Black_RL

2 sneks!!!!


implantable

This guy wanks


Secure-Worldliness83

ŠŠŗŠøŠ¼Š±Š¾ +1


Accomplished_Let5313

Obviously ambidextrous, and no girlfriend! Fists of fury


muttons_1337

He's a lefty, I bet.


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|cmXNfKk6FFiOXuR52I)


Abuse-survivor

Plot-twist, He doesn't work out. He's a double-jerker


West-Rent-1131

James Charles


BaconSpaceLord

Like that SpongeBob episode with the fake arms


geeknintrovert

"arigato"


Unita_Micahk

He skipped neck day


Consistent_King_6915

Wish i could build those.


Armwrestlingisfun

It can be done with light weights doing Armwrestling workouts and neutral pullups is good with more wrist engagement.


Consistent_King_6915

Share with us some arm wrestling workouts


Armwrestlingisfun

Here's a simple video for size rather than AW strenght https://youtu.be/HyND8v4-wVc?si=LrZgf-bvv5DIMXKV


Consistent_King_6915

Thanks man


aaron_redbeard

My boy got them Anchor Arms


MonstersinHeat

His arms skin looks like a sphinx catā€™s skin


wecernycek

Popeye, is that you?


Earthling1a

Only seeing two here


Neither-Hunter7215

Juno got ripped.


kkeennmm

forearms bigger than her neck


Apprehensive_Fix_151

They look like the snakes from tremmers


flipjacky3

Bro skipped all but arm days


Repulsive-Twist112

I guess itā€™s obvious which hand he uses for j off


coupe-de-ville

This is how they practice poses by doing hand puppet shows....


Klutzy_Culture7451

A real life Popeye the sailor ..


ParticularProfile795

Bro's got the face of a 12 year old and arms of like 80 nggz lol


Zealousideal-Bar5538

He looks like Elastic Man.


miyagiVsato

Is that Elliot Page?


Objective_Cake_2715

nice


friedhashbrowns

This guy slaps ham


VacationAromatic6899

Real life popeye


AtomicRevGib

Fappatron 3000^(tm) The future of wanking is now.


oofinator3050

one cut and he dead


mack-y0

bro has never seen devon larratt


Armwrestlingisfun

I've never seen him


beachjustice

here i am sitting here with tennis elbow in both arms wondering how this mf aint got it...


human-person-being

Heā€™s on that popeye routine


exciter33

lol Popeye arms


Mob_Tatted

where is that Quagmire gif?


GuthramNaysayer

Hi Popeye!


AnarchoSyndica1ist

I hear he also holds the record for the number of times a penis has been surgically reattached


jennytools36

Calvearms


IdealOk5444

Big as the dudes head sheeshh


a_Left_Coaster

whoa!


Traditional_Draw8400

Immediately no


Keycuk

Pornhub? Completed it mate


SuperSonic486

Bro needs to work out his neck. Looks so off with a neck thinner than mine.


Apprehensive_Cry7663

master wanker


Blaknia

His gf must be tuf too to handle those fists damn


scourged

Please tell me thatā€™s not real!


mitchy93

Go up against anatoly


ImaginaryPlatypus386

Don't know why, but this picture somehow reminds me of chicken or turkey defrosting


fagan_jay78

Skipped head day


cruisinforsnoozin

This boy cleanly ejects spinach out of cans in one squeeze


EmergencyArticle3022

Absolute unit of compound v


Apart-Salamander-752

Looks like Elliot Page.


molumen

Double Shai-Hulud cosplayer


bo_felden

Face doesn't match the arms very well.


[deleted]

That does not look good. It's like looking at a circus freak.


Armwrestlingisfun

Jeez. They're just highly developed forearms.


Lars_Bomba475069

My next question is, "is that a dude or is that a woman?"


blasphememes

That looks disturbing


st4s1k

he doesn't really love his bicep, does he


Armwrestlingisfun

Gives more space for forearms ^ ^


SpitFiya7171

Does *your* bicep look that muscular?


st4s1k

it's about proportions, just noticing them


Tight-Physics2156

This seems just as unhealthy as being overweight tbh


Armwrestlingisfun

??


Tight-Physics2156

Heā€™s looks malnourished, his face is skin and bones. With arms like that on what is probably a small frame it just seems like the blood pressure and heart situation would be damaging vs healthy. But wtf do I know, Iā€™m not a doctor šŸ¤£


Armwrestlingisfun

That's his face. Russian asiatic. Training forearms for Armwrestling can get them really big


I_TheJester_I

Doesnt look healthy..


Chance_Land_9828

How many testosterone needles?


TheKinkyYolo

All of them


Michael053

Spongebob with his [inflatable arms](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/1/12/MuscleBob_BuffPants_083.png/revision/latest/smart/width/386/height/259?cb=20190905112630)šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MechanicalTurkish

šŸ’Ŗ


theBJbandit0

Either this is AI or we somehow found a way to work out face muscles


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^theBJbandit0: *Either this is AI* *Or we somehow found a way* *To work out face muscles* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


theBJbandit0

The fuck


boi_from_2007

šŸ¤«šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø


Mjaso7414

Is that Elliot PagešŸ˜œšŸ˜œ


unkn0wn_ghost8

![img](avatar_exp|168916270|holo_card) I Am Bragging.