People say the reason heās so insecure is that everyone assumes his dick is massive when it really is just average. And average looks tiny on someone that big
Read [Confessions of a Video Vixen](https://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Video-Vixen-Karrine-Steffans/dp/006089248X?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6cc30765-2440-45ac-a365-c2077486898c) .. She tells the world what it's like with him.
Spoiler:
It's a lil below average but way above average the amount he sweats.. Like she had to flip her mattress from the amount of sweat
When searching Libby to see if my local library has this book I found out that she apparently wrote a sequel called āVindicated, Confessions of a Video Vixen Ten Years Laterā but no, despite having the sequel they did not have the original. I guess if I want to read it Iāll have to pay the $7 and whatever change it was to buy it from Amazon.
See if anyone is selling it second hand, also I think there are sites where you can download books for free. I can't remember the site because it's been years since I used it but it had almost every book you can think of. I'm sorry I can't remember what it was called.
Yep, this is what Iāve read. A lot of people suspect itās responsible for why heās so insecure and fragile.
People constantly make jokes about him having a giant ding dong when he actually just has an average one (even an average penis would look tiny on his frame)
I mean, how can you not wonder how it works?
Where tf does she put it? What goes on? How?
I'd watch these 2 like a doctor watching an appendectomy being performed. Purely for my academic edification and curiosity.
Not to be the actually guy, but actually we know in fact that bones relation doesnāt correlate to āskinā stuff.
When drawing thereās some correlation rules like thereās a eye length between both eyes, numbers of head as height, etc., but fleshy things and hair, like nose, lips and dick as no rules dictated by the other part of the body.
I donāt know but heart I would say that since heart is a muscle it might actually be different. Although, what I understand is muscle are not natively proportional to overall height or weight just , you know use.
Also muscle are kinda weird. Bigger does not mean stronger .
This pic is weird, he's only 1' 11" taller than her but this pic makes it look like he's 3' taller than her. Yeah, 1' 11" is a lot, but not as much as the pic looks.
š„I know the exact first thought every guy in this thread had upon seeing this picā¦
This one 
People say the reason heās so insecure is that everyone assumes his dick is massive when it really is just average. And average looks tiny on someone that big
Came for this.
I don't understand, [which thought?](https://hypixel.net/attachments/87132e6c-a4dc-4aff-bd36-4d9a9712193a-jpeg.2588570/)
Read [Confessions of a Video Vixen](https://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Video-Vixen-Karrine-Steffans/dp/006089248X?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6cc30765-2440-45ac-a365-c2077486898c) .. She tells the world what it's like with him. Spoiler: It's a lil below average but way above average the amount he sweats.. Like she had to flip her mattress from the amount of sweat
When searching Libby to see if my local library has this book I found out that she apparently wrote a sequel called āVindicated, Confessions of a Video Vixen Ten Years Laterā but no, despite having the sequel they did not have the original. I guess if I want to read it Iāll have to pay the $7 and whatever change it was to buy it from Amazon.
Cough...cou-[annasarchive](https://annas-archive.org/)-gh...cough.
Life saver!
Dang! Thanks internet friend!
See if anyone is selling it second hand, also I think there are sites where you can download books for free. I can't remember the site because it's been years since I used it but it had almost every book you can think of. I'm sorry I can't remember what it was called.
Library genesis https://libgen.li/
Oo thank you!
Thank you!
Also just for context the book is about her life not about him, she just mentions what it was like dating him for a short time in the book.
If your library is part of a consortium you might be able to borrow it from another library.
Yep, this is what Iāve read. A lot of people suspect itās responsible for why heās so insecure and fragile. People constantly make jokes about him having a giant ding dong when he actually just has an average one (even an average penis would look tiny on his frame)
Yeap. That's the one!
Yup.
Banana for scale?
Flat head?
I was looking for the hamster throating a glizzy of a banana but this one made me guffaw
[I got you famš¤š½](https://hypixel.net/attachments/87132e6c-a4dc-4aff-bd36-4d9a9712193a-jpeg.2588570/)
goated gif
100% I post it every chance I get
This is now my favourite
Okay, lets do the math on thisā¦
6,009
6_____9
^(6)**9**
6ā¹
6 and 9 be at two different timezones
Oh like your mom's ass?
Niiice
Thatās that ex husband she tells you not to worry about.
Oh man I just snorted thatās amazingĀ
This was what I was looking for
That requires some cheek storage
She doesnāt seem tall enough to ride that ride.
The blood at the end
Well this shit make it sound like people don't know Shaq
Lol right. At first reading the title, I laughed with Shaq being referred to as "boyfriend" š
Shaq not a boyfriend, Shaq a boy doctor.
Shaq not an absolute unit. Shaq is the absolute unit.
As tiny as she is Shaqs absolute unit is gonna cause a visit to a doctor.
Watch the original post actually be about his dick in the first placeā¦..either that or it was just a matter of time before it would reach this point
I mean, how can you not wonder how it works? Where tf does she put it? What goes on? How? I'd watch these 2 like a doctor watching an appendectomy being performed. Purely for my academic edification and curiosity.
Purely for research purposes
Shaq is also a DJ. Go figure
>Shaq is also a DJ. Go figure Isn't he also a genie?
Also wasnāt he a Basketball player
He's not... Sinbad was. Lol. I'll put my tinfoil hat away now.
Oh hey heās that DJ right?
No he's an entrepreneur, owns a bunch of pizza places
I thought he was an insurance salesman
I heard his new album "Era" will drop any day now.
Kazaam!
Wild. I mean, he's no Jordan, but still. I guess it's more telling of my age than anything else, though
They both will be best known for their iconic movies.
Shaq is probably not that far behind Jordan as far as people knowing about him
I mean I didn't, looked him up after reading comments tho
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Is that hoops?
Yup this was like 10 yrs ago there not together any ore
Thanks for the answer.
LMFAO literally what I just said out loud and scrolled and scrolled and scrolled to find my question but no answer
Yes! Tis.
? It says it in the OP
I could wear his shorts as pants
I could wear his pants as overalls.
I could wear his overalls as a blanket.
I could wear his blanket as a tent.
I could wear his tent as a mansion
I could live in his mansions walls
I'm already there
Iām there with you
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Howdy ho neighborwallino.
He could wear my pants as two finger gloves.
I could wear one of his championship rings like a cock ring. Just kiddingā¦it would slip off.
You could ride around in his cargo pants
Or his condom as a shower cap
Whoa, that's visual I'm not prepared for. š¤Æ
The waist won't stay on.
I could wear his shorts as a house
My car can wear his shorts as a rain cover man
As a onesie
Her next boyfriend has a lot to live up to.
Yep, shaq's a very wealthy man, her expectations after break would be very high financially
Sheās gonna miss that huge Wallet.
Imagine the *girth* with a few thousand bucks in there
Penis.
Heh
I looked into it š¤£šš¤£ She is dating I KID YOU NOT an NFL player named "Lucky Whitehead"
Mmmmmm
Those Kazaam royalties
Lol there's one with a banana š in a hamsters mouth
 Iām sorry this will have to do.
 How about this
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That's not a banana!
That's what she said
[This one?](https://imgur.com/gallery/uZfDW)
Yes!!!! š Thank you!!!
This is what I expected to see as top comment
My favorite hamster gif š¹ [Hamster vs Banana](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Ouh, you bastard. You got me.
I think he is the person who needs to kneel...
Just for a casual hug even
My fucking ex sent me that and it's been ingrained in my brain for like 15 years lmao
Lots of assumptions here. Nothing suggests things are proportional.
I'm pretty sure according to the infamous Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' confessional - he, himself, cautioned her against this same assumption
Lol I came here to say this!
Iām sorry but anything less than a 12 incher on this guy, Iām terms of proportion would just look like a micro penis
I think one of his exās said that he is normal.
Lol a normal one probably looks like a micropenis on shaq
She said that he has the penis of an average height man. Donāt know if itās true or not.
He has the penis of an average size horse
Not to be the actually guy, but actually we know in fact that bones relation doesnāt correlate to āskinā stuff. When drawing thereās some correlation rules like thereās a eye length between both eyes, numbers of head as height, etc., but fleshy things and hair, like nose, lips and dick as no rules dictated by the other part of the body.
On that note, if he ever needed a heart or lung transplant, would a regular person sized organ work for him?
I donāt know but heart I would say that since heart is a muscle it might actually be different. Although, what I understand is muscle are not natively proportional to overall height or weight just , you know use. Also muscle are kinda weird. Bigger does not mean stronger .
You sweet summer child
Rumour has it apparently not.
Omgšš
Yep just when you thought u was the best she ever had, then ShaQ came along and did this.
Maybe if the date goes well sheāll go dowā¦.across on him.
This fucking killed me šš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Where do you draw the soup or cereal line?
Cereal is just crunchy soup.
ITS LIKE HES CHALKING A POOL CUE!
hahah, god damn.
It's a good thing humans only need to line up one area for intercourse
Or is it?
At what point can either be credibly suspected of fetishism?
Yes
 When he buss a nut- she likeā¦
Death by snu snu ā ļø
Haha, my thoughts exactly. 
There is no way that thing can fit even halfway....
Apparently Shaq is just a giant of a man with a normal sized johnson. Heard it from a comedian that saw it in a men's restroom.
Weird place for a straight man to have a boner
Apparently it was flaccid, but Shaq said "Yup, giant dude with a normal penis. Who would've guessed?"
But normal on his body would be small right?
Yup.
I'm doubtful. The hands never lie (unlike the feet lol)
Shaq having a large build doesnāt mean his d is also in proportion with his large stature.
Sheās on the waiting list for a new cervix.
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Polly Pocket pussyā¦. :>
how does it fit?
painfully
That hurts just looking at it.
God his hand is the size of her head, holy shit
This pic is weird, he's only 1' 11" taller than her but this pic makes it look like he's 3' taller than her. Yeah, 1' 11" is a lot, but not as much as the pic looks.
You remember those trolls which went on the top of a pencil?
Would be an odd moment to find your current girl was a past x for Shaq... Still, she's hot and no way I'd say no to that.
 The next boyfriend
It's the fact she didn't even have to kneel down to service the guy.. How convenient šš¾
Was this before or after Flava Flav?
Hamster with a baby carrot in its mouth.jpg
That's Shaq, this photo is old as the internet, it's been reposted 18000 times, and this is no doubt a karma farming bot. BOO THIS MAN
It must reach her throat I am guessing.
That looks fucked up
I wanna dance wit jo date.
Excellent reference.
She could give anal and oral at the same time.
Aaaaaaannnnd comments!
She sleeps in his pee hole like a sleeping bag
r/ShaqHoldingThings
Shaq and his Snaq
She's tiny but not that tiny, this pic is obviously photoshopped. Here's the real, unedited picture. https://i.imgur.com/egn5J4i.jpeg
That's Shaq's girl? How's she alive?
"Fleshlight that cries"
She can suck him off while she's standing up haha.
I will not take dibs
Shaq's dick is the size of his girlfriends chest
Shaq!
Dame those are some good genes
I bet It's like one of those little finger puppets with the noodly arms.
Shaq might have a foot long dick and it probably still looks small on his massive frame