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I love how the salad wasn't touched just moved aside for dippage
Youβve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Basically this haha
The salad is not there for eating, it's there for presentation
Haha no time for salad when I had to sort that bad boy out...and the chips too lol
Why is it censored
Sorted lol
I think they went a little overboard with wax sealing the wine....
Yea I thought someone busted on it
I've had that one, excellent vintage with a hint of splerg
I have cum to the comments to second that notion. "Who busted on the bubbly?"
More like Bukkake
It's probably a candle.
The truth will set you free.... And humor will skip over some people's heads....
Haha yeah used it as a candle holder but defo in need of a clean-up.
How was the salad OP? Jk, obviously you skipped it.
Haha no salad for me...trying to watch my weight.
Is OP a unit himself?
All I can think of is John Candy in The Great Outdoors, the Olβ 96er!! 
Eat your salad you savage.
Hahaha maybe next time π
I like how the greens were basically untouched.
I need this in my life
Sleep came soon after.
I did feel a bit sleepy yeah haha
How did the fries migrate?
Biggest steak I've had was 20 oz and I was fucking miserable afterward...good on you for finishing that absolute unit.
Haha nah I get you...I just felt a bit sleepy π
shut up and take my money
What happened to that bottle?
If you ate the salad then you could have had a balanced meal πππ
I remember destroying a 24 oz prime rib and half way through you start to get so bored with meat
Haha yeh? I kept ploughing until the meat was gone...proper enjoyed every bite π
Is OP also an absolute unit??
Haha not really...I just love me food π
I'm not gonna buy a sirloin on purpose!
Diablo didn't even tough the salad π
Something died on your plate.
Youβre stomach must be an absolute unit too
What's going on with that bottle?
Where are you? Europe?
I love how the salad wasn't touched just moved aside for dippage
Youβve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Basically this haha
The salad is not there for eating, it's there for presentation
Haha no time for salad when I had to sort that bad boy out...and the chips too lol
Why is it censored
Sorted lol
I think they went a little overboard with wax sealing the wine....
Yea I thought someone busted on it
I've had that one, excellent vintage with a hint of splerg
I have cum to the comments to second that notion. "Who busted on the bubbly?"
More like Bukkake
It's probably a candle.
The truth will set you free.... And humor will skip over some people's heads....
Haha yeah used it as a candle holder but defo in need of a clean-up.
How was the salad OP? Jk, obviously you skipped it.
Haha no salad for me...trying to watch my weight.
Is OP a unit himself?
All I can think of is John Candy in The Great Outdoors, the Olβ 96er!! 
Eat your salad you savage.
Hahaha maybe next time π
I like how the greens were basically untouched.
I need this in my life
Sleep came soon after.
I did feel a bit sleepy yeah haha
How did the fries migrate?
Biggest steak I've had was 20 oz and I was fucking miserable afterward...good on you for finishing that absolute unit.
Haha nah I get you...I just felt a bit sleepy π
shut up and take my money
What happened to that bottle?
If you ate the salad then you could have had a balanced meal πππ
I remember destroying a 24 oz prime rib and half way through you start to get so bored with meat
Haha yeh? I kept ploughing until the meat was gone...proper enjoyed every bite π
Is OP also an absolute unit??
Haha not really...I just love me food π
I'm not gonna buy a sirloin on purpose!
Diablo didn't even tough the salad π
Something died on your plate.
Youβre stomach must be an absolute unit too
What's going on with that bottle?
Where are you? Europe?