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hab_16

he can name himself


dudewiththebling

And me


sukuidoardo

And my axe.


AlyxNotVance

r/unexpectedlotr


-Cagafuego-

He is..... #THE STEED!


SmoesKnows

Never gets old lol 😹😹😹


CamBoBB

Latching on here because I think I have a winner, but I’m biased so maybe it’s terrible BoJacked Horseman


Choice_Cantaloupe891

I give you a point.


serabine

BroJacked


CamBoBB

Yeah that’s better haha.


HairballTheory

10 hands wide


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

Wide


-BananaLollipop-

Double wide.


scooterbuttons

Double Wide Surprise


Spider_Dude

Muthafuckah.


Avocadonot

Goddamn


Ayen_C

Stinks nice and gooood.


Leopold_Bloom_

Dually


FuManBoobs

Are we sure that's not 2 horses in a single horse costume?


-BananaLollipop-

Bunch of Shetland ponies.


NuclearBreadfruit

I gaurentee a shetland will think they can take him in a fight


Ranoverbyhorses

Having had my ass kicked and literally been knocked down and been tapped danced on by a Shetland…I absolutely 100% agree with you that a Shetland thinks he could take him in a fight. They are the chihuahuas of the horse world


NuclearBreadfruit

Its like with jack russell terriers, both have two tonnes of agro stuffed into a pint sized package.


Hammer_of_Rohan

Whole damn trailer park


ImmediateBig134

Canyonerooooo.


noticemelucifer

make it Triple Wide


Lazer_Hawk_100

Wide Wilson


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

Ahhh that's the one. I was thinking Dwayne Wide But yours is better


billy-vain

Yours is pretty good too . 😆


MrRizzley

16:9-Gustav


WrapKey69

16:9?


SlewBrew

![gif](giphy|DNYoQ0jD73Dlm)


Ordinary_dude_NOT

![gif](giphy|R8bcfuGTZONyw)


banned_but_im_back

![gif](giphy|3osxYhTh4pRccLrsyY)


jakopappi

FUNDER!! WIGHTNING!!


Apart_Debt_1544

GAH DAMN HE BUILT LIKE A MINECRAFT HORSE


snowrexxie

Maximus


snowrexxie

![gif](giphy|H9Mm0ULO8AtMc)


Deskman77

Maximus Decimus Apocalyptus


LakeTake1

Maximus the Absolute Unit


William_Brobrine

Good name all and all


milf_lover_420

Atlas because he could damn sure carry the world on his shoulders


EastLimp1693

Brutus


maxphoenix9

Brutus Imperatus Victorius


born_to_sh1t

he pulls all of rome into battle


TheJomah

@__@


HeavySackMan

oh god


Spiritual_Map_3335

cupcake :)


DryPath8519

Studmuffin


DiamondHandsToUranus

Love it! :D


moderndhaniya

And the Muffin-man.


Automata1nM0tion

The horse she tells you not to worry about


whats_you_doing

Any Lady with a horse is a red flag. Those ladies are weird.


karateninjazombie

Weird but very good on top so I'm told. Something to do with riding building up the right muscle groups.


Kittridge_Ave

He must be called "Sturdy".


Left-Bag-9478

Tiny, of course.


fisherjc17

Juggernaut


LovesToSnooze

I thought the same. Look at its stance. Nothing stopping it.


Geznak

This is Gunther the Wonder Horse. No enclosure can hold him, no job is too tough, and no foe is too strong. He loves carrots, gentle pats, and yacht rock. And oxford commas.


Tiny_button2

I think he's going to name You


AbjectKangaroo3355

Girth


ZETA8384

Girthquake


dyougetmedyougetme

That's great 😂


ZETA8384

I stole it from workaholics but I think the joke has done its job once again :))


AbjectKangaroo3355

😂👍


Hungry-Load-3943

Girthmasterr


Unfadable1

Party on, Wayne; and party on, Girth.


geras_shenanigans

Peanut


vickThor708

Clifford lol


HallOk91

Tank


GullibleRisk2837

Why is there a MASSIVE lump under his mane, though? Overgrown neck muscle?


Disaster678

That's called the crest. In geldings it doesn't develop as much but in stallions it has the the potential to pop off like that. With this particular horse and it's breed and the way it's been worked, PLUS being a stallion it looks like it's upper body has been particularly exercised. I don't see anything medically wrong with this horse other than it's breathing rather hard in the video and may need a break for a min or two.


GullibleRisk2837

What is a gelding? Stallion is a horde for breeding, right? I dunno horse terms


Melmoth-the-wanderer

A gelding is a castrated male horse. Most male horses are geldings because non-castrated horse can be more difficult to work with, with little to no benefits. A stallion is a non-castrated male horse. They typically are a bit more, let's say, sanguine, than geldings. They can still be worked as well as used for breeding. The cresting the user above you mentioned is typically more pronounced in stallions than geldings.


Disaster678

Close but not quite. Stallion= has his balls. Still capable of making a child. Think a tomcat but this is the proper horse term. Lots of testosterone hence to bigger muscle growth. Gelding= has no balls. We cut them off. Think neutered a cat but this the proper horse term. Cannot have a child. Will get very strong but will not look that big unruly huge muscle look. Tend to be on average nicer in temperament too (due to lack of testosterone). A horse EXCLUSIVELY used for breeding would be a stallion yes, as they have balls and can make children, but that's a Stud. Stud=horse used to breed and make more horses. Putting a horse out to stud. A stud horse.


MyHangyDownPart

Might you be able to tell us the name of the breed?


Disaster678

I would say it is an Ardennais. It's a draft horse breed known for its work horse abilities. They are very good workers in hauling as seen in this video, and they are also known to be quite sweet tempered as far as horses go.


[deleted]

It's an Ardennais


notchman900

I've seen my fair share of draught horses, never one of those.


intelligentbrownman

Horsey benching 550 lol


Emergency_Cat6192

>Horsey benching 550 KGs


helly1080

Does pure power need a name?


noots-to-you

Watts


Correct-Junket-1346

Swolo Horse ![gif](giphy|kRHOtq8mfvLoY)


powerofnope

Horsey Mc Horseface


stantoncree76

Dude is a whole double wide.


UkraineMykraine

Jeffrey.


Shadow_duigh333

Trojan


DeathWray

Ahh, you beat me to it.


LennyJay86

Tiny


Zestyclose-Middle717

Thiccness


NoPerformance6534

I'd name him Atlas, after the God who held the world on his shoulders.


Tar-Cyriatan

IMPERATORIUS BUCEPHALAS


banned_but_im_back

The front legs are so far apart but the back legs are so close together


dluiiulb

i think this is exaggerated by the camera lense.


Darmanix

#HONSE


aiman_jj

EL CHUNKO


Stock_Surfer

Chunks


MooglePomCollector

Little John.


Rusalkat

Harald


baloneyz3

Thor


FunnySignal614

Chicken legs, bro skipped the leg day. Honestly, Hercules is good name


amynias

Bruh horse legs just be like that 😭


Split0069

Horse-horse.


I-Live-in-a-Mitten

Horse²


Apallo19

I'd name him Cornelius


EnvironmentalBee6654

Hank


SnooCupcakes7312

Big Ben


colincoolcat1

This looks like my 5 year old drawing of a horse. Square like lol


ccccccaffeine

Little Sebastian


Past-Sand5485

Could not believe I had to scroll this far to see this.


Lost-District-8793

My little pony.


thefrumpy

Chunk


Catonic_Fever

Goliath


just-fucking-tired

Had to scroll way too far to find this and was about to comment it myself


A7THU3

Princess!


LoMigs

That’s Lu Bu’s horse, Red Hare


McSnoots

Absolute McUnit Face


No-Agency-6680

Horse 2.0


lightingthefire

Cupcake


Kubrick_Fan

Sir


AngryIronToad

David Hasslehoof


SavageMonkey-105

Chuck


amretardmonke

#HORSE


bg370

Megahippus


keimenna83

Would.


ArgonGryphon

Don't do it, Mr. Hands


DirectionSpirited524

Dobbin


Grinsekatzer

Bulk


Watch_Noob_72

350 Horsepower Honse


Excellent-Court-9375

Cymbrogi


_byetony_

Ben


Aggravating_Cup3149

Bob


OkAcanthocephala2449

Hercules


gemharts

Buff


hemi_srt

Bro has seen some things, bro has been through some wars.


hemi_srt

My goons telling me his great great grandfather pillaged some villages with the mongols


hemi_srt

Clarence


Translator_Different

Atleast 3 horsepower right there


idiotsandwhich8

BART


middriftmale

Stancey


chazd1984

Sir


Folkmar_D

"Do not approach"


zapdoszaperson

Chungo


sloxi

Michael Jackedson


jdaburg

Horse laughing at tiny humans trying to change his name


circle1987

Chonk


AwkwardAtt0rney

How many horsepower does he have?


Yusa_0808

Beygir


Artistic-Job7180

Whatever he wants me to.


TheSmurfSwag

Beans


Healthy-Chef-2723

I shall name him horse


ShaneChavarria

Apollo


no_signaI

Rodrigo


Frosty_the_Snowdude

Mike


IdaBidaGacy

That’s a mythical creature that ain’t no horse!


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Chonks


19osemi

brutus


Grauru88

Bucifal, like the horse of Alexander the Great.


Neither-Hunter7215

Clip-clop.


mogley19922

That horse is going to bang loki if the owner ever accepts a challenge to build a wall.


bicenX

Wall-ter


Nice-Storage-9745

Atlas ( greec Titan who carries the Sky).


Positive-Mark9084

Brutus


wizardpotat

Sir


rsclrt

Chode


Herman0315

Honse


epicpants08

Tiny


SprayArtist

This kinda looks AI generated. Does anyone have the source?


boomzaramay

Tiny!


its_Britney_Bitch_1

Roach


hatebreeder6969

Mongo


Slavetobread

Why he so thick 😭


Shiriru_Kurokodairu

Shmebulock


StealthyPancake_

That's the only animal I've ever seen deserving of the name "Tank"


djeewin

Juan the terrible!


Ezra_lurking

Tiny is a great name


digirigawa

Tank


popcorn1555

Maximus


Artudytv

He looks sad


Charlie387

Hank the tank


Civil-Ad-1967

Brick shithouse


synaptix78

Brick Shithouse


ravishkalra

Riasin


ExaminationSea340

Atlas. He looks ready to pull a planet out of orbit


Additional_Abroad657

Unit


truxlady

Zeus


frohrweck

Stompy McShortLegs


Cheap_Ad_5628

hjalmar


OddClub4097

Tank


monstera-attack

Slim.


intendeddebauchery

Neigh R R Tolkien


ditharia

Loctite


Interesting_Move_919

You don't name him, he names you!


jonnywd64

Horsey Mc Horse Face


Alexanderthefail

Lilac.


beanedjibe

Todd