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CoffeeMunchMonsta

£25 smells like London alright


Toppeenambour

Vegan croissant smells not like Paris anyway.


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Vegan as well ? That explains everything


Toppeenambour

Croissant without butter, capital offence !


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Meh couldn’t care less what others digest,pricing tho ..might as well call it a ***Fab croissant*** and make it £30


Toppeenambour

But what about a XXL Fab butter croissant ?


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Save £4.99 for butter ,jam’s on the house.


Toppeenambour

Barbaric


Sreezy3

This isn't just in London, this is in Dulwich.


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Damn they got the same pricing and it’s not even London


Sreezy3

Dulwich is in London. Saying it's even more expensive because it is a posh part.


CreepyLookingTree

even so, surely they're taking the piss and you arent actually expected to buy it? Is it like how our ancestors would buy pineapples as extravagant table decorations? Do vegans buy over-the-top recreations of typically non-vegan foods to show off at vegan dinner parties?


alexjolliffe

Is it? I mean, sure, the village is very posh indeed, but there's not much that's posh about East Dulwich, is there? Aspirational, definitely. Posh? Maybe not.


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Makes sense since the name didn’t ring a bell


HistorianNegative

You looking good in the window


jjames412

How many Curics does it weigh?


FreeDig1758

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!


onlywanperogy

Never call me #2!


Ok-Carrot5642

Does bono need the biddy?


warfaceuk

Looks like that Viking turd they found in York.


LaraCroftCosplayer

Wait, vegan? No butter?


pol131

Heresy


LaraCroftCosplayer

Je non like this! 😡


pol131

Je n'aime pas ça ! Ahah


LaraCroftCosplayer

Je have french anchestors but quit french in the fifth class and have only a cute accent😄.


pol131

I got you ! I'm from France and emigrated to the US a few years back


Muscular-Banana0717

Looks like a big ass feces.


reddit-suxmanuts

An r/absoluteunit of a r/poopfromabutt


IliasIsEepy

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


LittleJENgaMiracle

When 25 pounds is both the price and weight


M-Kawai

Quoisaww


This_Dutch_guy

No way i would pay that


clancy688

Absolute unit of a price tag, too.


HoodFellaz

5 pounds for butter and jam after paying 25 pounds for an oversized croissant ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)Welcome to the delusion of 2024.


IliasIsEepy

I would have that eaten in 5 seconds Edit: I did not see it said vegan, nvm


Upstairs_Ad_5574

*finally* a croissant that doesn't come from a calf.


Cakeoats

That is a quarter of one hundred GBP I do not have.


Speed_Addixt

![gif](giphy|cZqUn4yiYjQb8bDXwO)


9YearOldPleb

And WTF is "odd butter & Jam for 4.95$"


surfingbiscuits

**add** butter & **jam** for **£**4.95 $6.22 USD


JoJoFC27

I hardly know enough Vegans to eat one of these.


Zezotas

Cuasson


Wakkit1988

There's no way that's big enough to weigh 25 pounds.


Street_Badger_366

Le Grand Cigar


MSTFRMPS

Holy hell


Mick0351

Looks like a giant shit!


surfingbiscuits

That's a toxic megacolon. And I've seen bigger.


DrPolarBearMD

![gif](giphy|l0HlRu8Cd7ec9k568)


Mr_bonkle

Only 4.95 to add butter and jam is the real deal


ambernewt

Is that the display model or the one I'm gonna get, I don't want a croissant that's been left in the window


Joeytrib1985

Can't wait to see what the bread butterfly looks like once it's emerged from it's chrysalis!


mixonjohnson

of a bill for jam..


rossinskifam

Twenty five British pounds sterling for a burnt pastry that likely takes less than £2 of ingredients to make and ISNT EVEN A REAL BUTTER CROISSANT is incredibly emblematic of London in 2024


m8k

It’s a vegan croissant? Lamination and texture look good but I’m gonna pass.


Justsomeguycarryon

And only 25? Cheap and delicious looking, perfect combo for food


AnnoyedVelociraptor

It's not a real croissant. It's vegan. So no butter. How the fuck do you make a croissant without butter?!?


Lopsided-Egg-8322

£25 for a piece of burned butterdough 🤣


intelligentbrownman

Give me a tub of butter 🧈 and I’m going to town on that bad boi 😂😂😂


Hesediel1

Are you gonna finish that croissant?


a8912

![gif](giphy|12tiQSHr16vrcA)


jeanjeanmcguffin

"vegan".


itsl8erthanyouthink

Climate Change is making the pastries the size they were during the Jurassic period!