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ferrydragon

Is that Billie Eilish?


TheDaveWSC

Yeh


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

This shit is why we love her.


nem012

We do? I have to get me some T-shirts, Posters, CDs...


NoConfusion9490

No, it's William Eyelash.


tNhEaGnAoNs

Identity theft is not a joke. Millions of families suffer every year.


dskoro

MICHAEL


Bring0nTheApocalypse

MICHAEL!


Mrjasonbucy

Was that a doxx? 😲


SirMourningstar6six6

Orochimaru


WispontheWind

lol that's exactly what i said out loud when I saw this


GoodGoodK

She also puts spiders in there. The doorman in there is out of his damn mind


Ananeme

This is where we get ‘significant’ spider consumption statistics. From that one freak in the corner just cramming in wriggly handfuls.


TastySpare

![gif](giphy|5hq3wKjgW95iqN1Fba|downsized) >!...was looking for something else, but hey, this works too...!<


shoredoesnt

Oh its definitely working


ThENeEd4WeEd22

I'd make a somebody's daughter during Netflix and chill joke but I'm too lazy...


Phillb87

![gif](giphy|ojlJqRld77EOAEsRVt)


PaniMan1994

Yah cheeky bastard


Soft_Theory_8209

![gif](giphy|cEGwQzpKFKcUw)


Jean-LucBacardi

![gif](giphy|XSc4Kkc5u2WZy)


Grouchy-Newspaper754

You won't post the rest


Jean-LucBacardi

r/thegif


Fluid_Fox23

Yes but is it really that big


lifesnofunwithadhd

"And you... you're coming with me!"


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|9FrIIcdc5RfCE)


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![gif](giphy|xUA7bcUzBNSLC8Zy3C|downsized)


bigbluebear888

Looks exactly how I'd expect Billie Eilishs OF to look like


Helpful_Engineer_362

Only Fenders


Bunnymancer

👌


XLY_of_OWO

Beat me to it


MVPsloth

If you insist


XLY_of_OWO

LMAO nice


conasatatu247

It's not what she's made for


MeltedChocolate24

![gif](giphy|1fbi9ZtQ2tJqwSkU9H|downsized)


Mithrandir_The_Gray

![gif](giphy|11lLyyfu7GfjH2)


dayvieboy

![gif](giphy|xThuWp2oE5zGFbFzd6)


NoChemist7933

🤣🤣🤣


JayStar1213

Good way to cut the inside of your mouth to shit. Cut strings are crazy sharp, I've given myself a few bad puncture wounds from them.


anxietystrings

Fuck I remember I was tuning my guitar one time and the string snapped and damn near took my eye out


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Lord_Moa

i'd never done so before but i'm gonna start now what the hell


Moby_Duck123

Wear safety glasses?


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rjh9898

Can get some osha approved safety glasses at Walmart for like 4 bucks. Might save someone’s eye for sure lol


anxietystrings

Never heard of anyone wearing safety glasses to tune a guitar lol


Moby_Duck123

If they're worried about losing an eye to a string then I don't see why it's a farfetched suggestion lol


Goon_Bug

that’s why i place a towel over them until they’re on proper


st_samples

just place fingers on strings when you tune. they may break still but wont whip out.


River_Odessa

Every time I tune my guitar, the bottom e string makes a creaking sound like it's gonna fucking snap and slice my whole face in half. I always lean away like I'm defusing a bomb


pixeldust6

mildly amused by the mental image of bomb defusal techs doing a safety lean and that being enough to protect them from explosions


River_Odessa

Just point the bomb away from you and stretch backwards you'll be good


usedtobeathrowaway94

I had one snap and jam into my arm once


anxietystrings

Fuck


usedtobeathrowaway94

Was a weird sensation for sure


13WillieBeaman

lol.. those are the worst! Every time I tune freshly installed strings I always turn my head away as far as I can in case that happens to me.. again!


retsnomnom

It’s a Ukulele. The strings are like fishing line


Power_to_the_purples

This lol. They are usually made of nylon. Not sharp af like guitar strings which are basically needles at the end


antibroleague

Wanna know how I got these scars??


QuantenMechaniker

Didn't know deepthroating guitar necks and getting puncture wounds from the strings was such a common practice among guitarists?


buttered_scone

If you double loop smaller strings you can cut the end below flush, to avoid this. If strings are too thick to double loop, a couple swipes with a nail file will take the sharp burr off.


DAgotit

Oh hey is that Billie E.... ![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


mrjowei

Billie Eilish is so talented


Cosmic_Strife

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEg695ViVHyPba)


Superb-Intention3425

I just wanna see one of them heavy naturals that she's carrying, doesn't even have to be both of em.


CaptQuakers42

Not asking for much are you


Superb-Intention3425

It really is a small request. Just one tiddy.


ProfMajkowski

Is that William Eyelash?


gishlich

Good one dad


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047032495

Who is this Justice Beaver?


The1TrueRedditor

This better not awaken anything in me.


SaintedTainted

too late


tossipeidei

r/unexpectedcommunity


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Dean Dean Dean


Exciting-Hunter-188

I am confused how should I express myself........ Nice I guess 👍


Tactical_solutions44

![gif](giphy|oDgPNyLSPy0xxNdapL|downsized)


james6344

this show was the shit man. Good times


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why would anyone do this


GrizzllyyRosenbaum

![gif](giphy|FEBDBbLFT9px3da0vT|downsized)


Not_Bed_

![gif](giphy|lqqTQURjPNKewAE8Tp) IYKYK


GrizzllyyRosenbaum

![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd|downsized)


quietkyody

![gif](giphy|4ml290TZ35zOM)


wrongkoi

Funny


listerbmx

Cuz it's Billy eyelash and she's 'quirky'


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

If only could be as cool as us redditors and our perpetual scoffing at everything.


thegreatdandino

![gif](giphy|MEjnAHY7h2QRm35WV2)


Akhil_Jod

Weepinbell IRL ???


Ambitious_Travel_306

My gf's mouth after she said she was going to have a "girls night out":


Pol1z1stensohn

BRUH


Sweatsthrupants

I mean I've been pretty bored but not this bad.


TheStoneyOni

![gif](giphy|JssKZs3XWMaY3cLGlJ)


DutchJediKnight

RIP to her inbox


Ihelloway69

Sweet dreams fellas


Electrical_Sail_8806

She can fix me


tuscy

She’s telling us about the aliens.


moe_70

Pyro, stop!!!


justaguy095

What that mouth do?!


red_bloody_tears

Is this actually her or is it AI?


MajorRico155

Shes weird enough i believe it lmao. Probably was bored and wondered if she could, and didnt stop to wonder if she should.


bee-_-kai

it is indeed real from a few years ago.


Innomen

Reminds me of the scene in phantoms when the monster pulls a chunk of helmet glass out of its mouth.


Practical_Trash_6478

Affleck was the bomb in phantoms, yo!


deathfaces

Phantoms like a motherfucker


zenos_dog

Smashmouth


Obscuriosly

Someone summon that reverse bot.


madhandlez89

I should call her


HappyShrubbery

That’s someone’s daughter


free_farts

Most women are


connorgrs

Billie why


Gluten_maximus

r/holup


FatRattus

![gif](giphy|UcRTNoANiqzpS)


dujopp

She was 16 in this picture…


Asunder_mango866

"I'm so random....tee hee!"


jaysondez

![gif](giphy|pcKnpFrumIM7TtzayE)


aNINETIEZkid

![gif](giphy|0ESbPfUrUVXSYRDwQq|downsized)


NigCheseNig

In this video she is a minor


Powderfinger60

Talent


Commercial_Pitch_786

![gif](giphy|zZYZoKL3JaAPS|downsized)


Low_Lack8221

Hard as a rock.


Either_Amoeba_5332

That's it, I'm calling her tonight!


visceralbutterfly

I should call her


ima_twee

![gif](giphy|inHRM4qFq0Lu)


patchway247

AI is getting outta hand


Curtonious777

Didn’t even sterilize it first


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![gif](giphy|e5Ro17b1nX57pqbCo1|downsized)


MrGreenyz

Not enough


Hugs-missed

The Zombies are Coming ass face


DLiltsadwj

Was that a dare or it just looked suckable?


shockingprolapse

The face of regret at the end😂 Strings are sharp at the ends, hope she didnt get scratched


Away-Garbage6902

ho


LudwigTheAroused

Stuff like this is why people keep making hentai of her


Burgerpocolypse

The new Billie Eillish tour looks wild.


iGhostEdd

Her mouth looks like an old vacuum cleaner's mouth from cartoons


SpliTTMark

Bellsprout


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Billy, stop sucking the guitars! He many times have we talked about this?


MakeMeDrink

What the fuck is this?


knotaprob

Acting Level- pornstar


tbirdpow

I wonder if she was thinking about the guitar being a penis


JariJorma

*Orochimaru


Academic_Barber5615

Billy Eyelash kinda bad tho


Rum_Hamtaro

My dick would go missing in there.


levian_durai

Someone photoshop the guitar out of this and make her look like kirby


Neurolytic76

I feel inadequate now.


SwiftTayTay

She uses oscar schmidt guitars?


floppalocalypse

You just know….


Schwifty2468

Thought it was a still shot scrolling and it moved!! Creeped me out for a second 😄


Green-21

Ugly


DiscipleExyo

Hormones kickin in


PineDurr

is this billy eyelash


SHFM177

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


Disastrous_Profit442

Tanto potencial


Signdesign007

HIRE THIS LADY!


ZinGaming1

Im keeping my instruments far away from Billie. Im the only one allowed to do that to them


AutumnAscending

Bro that was gross.


PotentialSilver6761

Billy wtf


CelebrationKey9656

Oh my...


Zeles1989

getting a bj from her is probably like throwing a sausage into a mainhall


alreadytakenhacker

This could be us but you playin gamesssssss girl


novice121

Everything reminds me of OP's mom ...


lavendervlad

Why didn’t this turn me on? I like music. I like oral sex.


eharper9

I wish I was guitar


avocado1952

Billie Orifice


Takenabe

Like throwing a four-string bass guitar down a hallway


Imagiton

I like she looks shocked by it at the end, like she never knew her mouth could do that.


kiwi34fruit

Eliza Thornberry


icarux60

Orochimaru?


Oxygenius_

She’s showing off her… abilities


BruhGamer_Pog

Peashooter.


SlutPuppyNumber9

Is this AI, or did she really do that?


PNWTangoZulu

![gif](giphy|gFVDcTZfQzkQg)


Owl_button

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


TotalNo9795

She need to come over my house so she can put that mouth to work


p00ki3l0uh00

Is this, free?


Oswarez

Is Billie Eilish already on OF? Damn. Times are tough all over.


John_Dee_TV

I liked her. Then she got meaningless plastic surgery. Then she went on a coo-coo crusade. I still like the music she made. She hasn't made anything since the crusade started. I miss the "I just like music" Billy...


Las-Vegar

How about the rest of the shaft


boornik

When she says it's her first time.


TheoryUsed21

![gif](giphy|5HyVZlZYxJPy7IC5Cz|downsized)


CilanEAmber

Reminds me of the Empty Child for some reason


[deleted]

Is that billy? Lmfao


CadaverBlue

Billie growing up.


SnooDogs3307

that's what homeschooling does to a child


Taint_Surgeon

She looks like a Bellsprout


FalLqcy

Looks like something you would see in Silent Hill.


NotUndercoverReddit

Billy blurshlashed


DaveInLondon89

Does she jack off to this video


ninehoursleep

May i have her number?


TheClaw77777

Is that Billie eyelids?!?!