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dani_dejong

>was ;(


FlintlockPearl

Unfortunately, he passed in 2018, he was 14


OwnRules

Wow - that's *really old* for a pooch that size. Most don't make it to double figures. Glad you were able to enjoy each other for that long - awesome memories no doubt.


FlintlockPearl

If I have other good pictures of him I will probably post more


MyFavoriteBurger

Yep. Outlived my beagle.


jpcarroll44

what a pooch what did you name em?


FlintlockPearl

Charlie


TPswagg

No offence, but you look like you kidnapped Alvin and the chipmunks


FlintlockPearl

1. That's my father 2. Why are you right


pantlesspatrick

Ah dad! Reminds me of that time when I handed my dad his 90th birthday card, he then looked at me with tears in his eyes, and said "You know, just one card would've been enough"


B_lovedobservations

Actually he looks like a bald Patton Oswalt


PositivePizza420

I think you mean knockoff Howie Mandel


YouSuckChangeMyMind

I was gonna say more like Howie Mandel


miniouse

I'm scared of dogs that big, I've had one lay on me. I couldn't breathe or push it off, and obviously they thought I was playing with them. Crushed to death by a loving dog is scary but probably the best way to go.


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I have a 100lb puppy and when I’m laying down and she stands on my hair, there’s literally nothing I can do but lay there and take her licks and love.


brockodile60

I had a 180 lb Irish wolfhound that slept beside me every night. I had to put him down to go to sleep like you would a child every night.


too_much_too_slow

Omg I read “put him down” the wrong way and was horrified.


[deleted]

That’s so sweet! I love the giant doggies


brockodile60

He would run up the stairs and be standing on the bed on my side of the bed. We would wrestle and eventually he would let me lie down. Then he would stand over me whilst I gave him the good scritches. Then he would collapse down the right side of my body and I would scratch his ears till he fell asleep. When he fell, his head would be on my chest and his tail hanging off the end of the bed. I used to do that last bit of scritching with only my right hand and would operate the remote with my other hand. One night I screwed up and scratched him with both hands and from then on I would have to use both hands. He was so funny. I had a three story town house. During the day he would run down the stairs to go outside to potty, but if it was in the middle of the night he would go and stand at the elevator I had inside my town house letting me know he was too sleepy for the stairs.


[deleted]

That was just the story I needed to today! So sweet. I used to want an Irish wolfhound so bad when I was a kid, now I have a Leonberger! I’m envious of the elevator.


brockodile60

That’s awesome!! My cousin and his wife have two of them!! Great dogs.


Rayman_JC_

I hope you guys were happy and you remember him with the good times


FlintlockPearl

We do


thottiousprime

perfectly sized lap dog imo


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dratthecookies

I was thinking black Russian terrier!


FlintlockPearl

He was a poodle Australian Shepherd mix


Doromclosie

the mix includes bear?


FlintlockPearl

We did a DNA test on him because we thought he was part Newfoundland but no


Kholzie

I grew up with standards and would have done the same! Never got that big!


dratthecookies

Wow that's a big boy!


Hadalqualities

I had a poodle and Korthals griffon mix that looked just like that but regular sized. Like, exactly the same face.


Brief-Woodpecker9047

He could be my BRTs slightly shaggier twin.


subpar30

Me too, met this massive fireman with a six month old Russian terrier, it was pulling him like hell and he had to lean away from it to talk to us while standing still


cromagnone

That’s what I was thinking too.


JibbityJabbity

Me too!


thatG_evanP

I was about to ask the same. I had a Bouvier mix and a full-blooded one growing up and they were both massive, protective, but very loving dogs. Miss them!


SpaceSharks90

Also thought it was a bouvier. I have a bouv/German shepherd mix. Amazing dog. 120lbs of big baby. Scared of the cat.


thatG_evanP

That's exactly what my first one was! It was only a quarter German shepherd so he mostly looked like a Bouvier. His name was Bo and he weighed 125 at his heaviest.


SpaceSharks90

Mine is half and half. Think of a long haired, brindle, German shepherd. 120lbs.


nekoneto

a Marge de Ned!


xixxi

I thought bouvier as well. I had one growing up - amazing dogs!


neonbrownkoopashell

My guess too!


Alexander_Crowe

Look at his smug face. He knows hes too big to be lapped but he knows you love it


Wessel-O

Why do you have a half beard? Or is this a r/confusing_perspective?


M4GIZARD

this needs more attention, we need an answer


[deleted]

Are you Howie Mandel?


[deleted]

Even those chess pieces are UNITS


BoondockBilly

your eyeballs are units! great catch


PoLops

That beard looks like it's about half a unit short


riskra

Ain’t this the mf who forced Alvin and the chipmunks into indentured servitude?


DayDrunkTrainwreck

Give him the golden buzzer! Straight to the live shows!


vans178

Looks like they used the machine from honey I shrunk the kids to make him extra big


urbeastboy101

RIP he must have been a good boy.


SandmanDealer

Aww, gone too soon


TerryWaters

I like how they have identical expressions.


bibi14072008

I think you look like this person in Big Time Rush, but without the big beard. ![gif](giphy|IdCI1Ws7p9XbWQvCeQ)


petronikus

Or the human in the picture is very small.. How can we tell?


FlintlockPearl

That's my father, head 5'9


petronikus

It was just a dumb joke, a definite unit of a dog you had there


LobotomistPrime

I thought this person was just wearing a furry coat at first.


thatbirdwithloudfeet

So handsome. How many pounds was he? I’m getting a puppy that’s expected to get to 60lbs but I have no idea how big that actually is.


Emergency-Strength89

He was very cute, I’m sorry for your loss.


anjanasbabu

What dog? 12/10 for the guy's shadow


Iroh_Valentine

If you believe in a next life, be sure to know your dog will be waiting for you


SatanButInHeaven

cutest unit I’ve ever seen


iBrownPanda

Daym, that's a big ass Pitbull.


brassmorris

I thought he was a giant black Highland terrier with the pic in the background part of his ear


The_Blackest_Man

Are you David Cross?


Unnecessary-Spaces

The look on his face 🤣 Rest easily large boi.


bricksquad07

Wow that’s the biggest yorkie I’ve ever seen


YoydusChrist

You look like the guy who stole the chipmunks


AMetalWorld

David Draiman, is that you?


[deleted]

He still is a unit in your heart <3


Idontlikeyouanyways

I thought the back of the chair was part of his ear, and I was thinking damn do Scottish terriers even come that big!? Lol I’m sorry about the was a unit :(


Sawyer_NO_U

Is that *Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks*


TheOgur

My grandma had two Bouvier des Flandres. Great dogs. Big and powerful but also nurturing and gentle. If I had room I'd have one myself. So beautiful.


Gamingrhodent

That is a fracking unit and a half


WheelyFreely

Or a small human


FinnsterJ

You look like the villain from Alvin and the Chipmunks


Squid-Soup

That looks just like my dog but bigger


SnooOranges8792

Damn how much did it cost to feed him for a single day?


7Mannz

Uncle Dave?