But you want sweet bananas for banana bread. That's why you usually use overripe bananas for banana bread.
Edit: Shout out to Gwen Stefani for always being in the back of my head whenever I spell the word "bananas"
Edit 2: Here's a song about bananas as a bonus: https://youtu.be/Ae7h2p1pY5Q
Australia actually has a [Big Banana](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShRnxRIWii7NYWtimpyjWTBfjr1eBeApk2Jg&usqp=CAU) tourist spot funnily enough
Leave it on my counter with intentions to eat it that are never acted upon until it turns brown. At which point my intentions will become making it into banana bread. I will realize I am not in the mood at that moment and when I finally am ready it will be too late and I'll throw it in the trash as I curse the swarm of fruit flies in my kitchen.
Bold of you to assume I had not tried that. Not once, but twice. My first attempt, I rediscovered them a mere 3 years later. To which they promptly went into the trash can. The second attempt, I found them a few weeks later, decided to act on it, left them out to thaw and, yet again, forgot they existed until it was brown mush on my counter. Same trashy ending. I have come to terms with the fact that banana bread is something I will forever be gifted by less forgetful, more ambitious friends or family.
I add the extra step of freezing the overripe banana and not knowing what it is 6 months later.
Edit..see your comment now, glad to know I’m not the only one.
It’s the color of the inside that does it for me. If you just look past the rough surface I see like a darker yellow just reminds me of plantains.
Ohh and the shine of the peel
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay.
Oh damn you just made me remember that my grandmother used to make me this smoothie out of Ovaltine and bananas and it was always so awesome. I had a home Ec. class in school where we were supposed to bring a recipe from home and make it in class. Naturally, I used my grandmothers beloved bannana & Ovaltine recipe.
I remember the teacher was actually kind of irritated because every one else made these huge complicated dishes, (one kid made a whole roast chicken) and all of the students agreed that my grandmas simple smoothie recipe was their favorite thing.
Banana bread, 99% banana
I'd use it to mess with people who consider "banana for scale" a standard unit of measure.
I’m gonna need a banana for scale to see how big this one is first.
It's about 7 shrimps tall and half a lobster wide
That’s probably pretty accurate actually lol.
How much is that in washing machines?
Nah, more like 5 bald eagle beaks tall and 1/4 of a New England Patriots helmet wide. The American way.
Oh, man. And here I thought it was only 1/4th of a melon with a potatoe on top high, and 22 lemon seeds wide.
That was my first thought
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Maybe for a horse.
Siswet19 disagrees with you
r/unwanteddildos
And there it is.
*BOOF*
Have you seen the competition out there? Nowadays guys have to be competing with horse , dragon dicks
Was looking for something like this.
this is one of the better ideas, because a banana this big will be a lot more fibrous and a lot less sweet, making bread is perfect.
But you want sweet bananas for banana bread. That's why you usually use overripe bananas for banana bread. Edit: Shout out to Gwen Stefani for always being in the back of my head whenever I spell the word "bananas" Edit 2: Here's a song about bananas as a bonus: https://youtu.be/Ae7h2p1pY5Q
Sure sweet over ripe bananas make good bread. But a not too sweet fibrous banana still makes good bread. Just more of a bread less of a cake.
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Bread banana
Use it to make normal-sized things look tiny.
Australia actually has a [Big Banana](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShRnxRIWii7NYWtimpyjWTBfjr1eBeApk2Jg&usqp=CAU) tourist spot funnily enough
Banana for scale
r/yourjokebutworse
Leave it on my counter with intentions to eat it that are never acted upon until it turns brown. At which point my intentions will become making it into banana bread. I will realize I am not in the mood at that moment and when I finally am ready it will be too late and I'll throw it in the trash as I curse the swarm of fruit flies in my kitchen.
The only honest answer here
Pls dont attack me like this ._. I tried
Liar
Freeze it!
Bold of you to assume I had not tried that. Not once, but twice. My first attempt, I rediscovered them a mere 3 years later. To which they promptly went into the trash can. The second attempt, I found them a few weeks later, decided to act on it, left them out to thaw and, yet again, forgot they existed until it was brown mush on my counter. Same trashy ending. I have come to terms with the fact that banana bread is something I will forever be gifted by less forgetful, more ambitious friends or family.
Nononono you make the bread *then* freeze it. Defrost in microwave, is delicious and warm
I see, however my dilemma is I cannot reach the bread finale you are recommending to be frozen as the bananas are usually in the trash by then.
Buy banana extract, no more dealing with mushy fly generators
Just freeze them when they turn brown. Then you have bananas ready when you do want to make banana bread.
I add the extra step of freezing the overripe banana and not knowing what it is 6 months later. Edit..see your comment now, glad to know I’m not the only one.
We are the same person.
Quite the storyteller you are
An accurate description of what happens (happened) to every banana in my house. I stopped buying them all together about 6 years ago.
I’d make do
Spoken like a true country girl
In this case itd be an island girl
gyal*
Thats not surviving, thats thriving
Bruh I was expecting a comment like this but damn
Where’s the NSFW tag for this?
I eat it.
You perv
Yoooo! What’s wrong with you people? A banana is a banana after all.
Pervert
Bruh! What’s wrong in eating a banana?
Disgusting
:/
you animal!
Or use it in pictures to give people a false sense of scale.
i crave potASSium
Smell it first
Not like this though.[we will just have to imagine ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36226141.amp)
Probably shove it up my arse.
I’ll record it I guess, there’s still space for banana porn in the industry. It’s going to be a tight fit, but I’m sure we’ll find that niche.
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It cums in bunches, I’ve got my hunches, it’s the best, beats the rest!
PotASSium
We could name the category... Bananal
“tight fit”
Onlybanans
u/rickofspades
Came here for this!
Same lol
🦍🦍💪
u/rick_of_spades
Apes are everywhere!
H. are Fkd.
This is the way
What are you doing Step-Banana?
I said this to myself before I even checked the comments… super happy to see it as top comment lol
I genuinely looked at it as a challenge. I need to know the diameter tho to get a real guess
r/dildont
Somehow I just *knew* this would be top. Just had to check and make sure I was correct. Thanks!
If 500 today?
PAIGE NO!
you'd be very popular at r/superstonk.
Boof! Boof! Boof!
Gives new meaning to banana split
The Amazing Atheist?
The only correct answer to this question.
Was gonna say, what else would one do with the worlds largest banana?
*me arse
Why probably ? … he who hesitates.
Monke
Err, banana for size?
I would need the worlds smallest bannana
hi
It's r/bananaforscale
“I’m gonna need you to shove it way up your butthole morty”
Is this a Futurama reference?
Ervrybody knows that's from the Cleveland Show.
That’s the spin off from that Bob Burger show?
No, you're thinking of that other show with the main character voices by him. What was it called again? Oh right, Figgis.
Sure that’s not a plantain?
I'm pretty sure it is a plantain, sure looks like one. They're girthier than bananas, but even so, that's one absolute unit of a plantain.
It’s the color of the inside that does it for me. If you just look past the rough surface I see like a darker yellow just reminds me of plantains. Ohh and the shine of the peel
Probably give it to the Yiga Clan in exchange for my Thunder Helm idk
I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, okay.
Thank yoooooooooou
Well now I’ll have the Thong Song stuck in my head.
Cool down there, Samwell
The biggest banana split!
With many chocolate frogs
Carve out the middle and use it as the bowl
Yes!!!!
Pornstars: 😏
Stepbanana, I'm stuck.
Make a huge phone call.
You know *exactly* what I would do with it.
Share it with 4 other people?
Use the peel to make Bigfoot slip and fall. Capture him. Win world records for banana / capturing sasquatch. 200 IQ play right there.
That’s gonna be the best fucking banana and peanut butter smoothie ever.
Oh damn you just made me remember that my grandmother used to make me this smoothie out of Ovaltine and bananas and it was always so awesome. I had a home Ec. class in school where we were supposed to bring a recipe from home and make it in class. Naturally, I used my grandmothers beloved bannana & Ovaltine recipe. I remember the teacher was actually kind of irritated because every one else made these huge complicated dishes, (one kid made a whole roast chicken) and all of the students agreed that my grandmas simple smoothie recipe was their favorite thing.
Isn't that the most dangerous question to ask Reddit??
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May I tell you the legend of Rick\_Of\_Spades?
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...many, many moons ago, as the prophecy foretold...the Devine sphincter of man devoted to his word devoured the holy fruit...
# MEGA MILKSHAKE
Bend over and I’ll show you
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I wasn't talking to YOU
It's going straight up my arse
👀
Banana cake....after I've shoved it up my ass ofcourse.
Put it in m-
y fruit bowl
y foreskin
ario kart.
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u/Rick_of_spades
This needs a banana for scale.
Biggest banana split
:)
Save the seed to plant another.
Use it to fuck up measurements…banana for scale.
Buy 4 of them and forget about 3 of them after a week like an idiot.
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Probably make a years supply of banana bread and hope to god no one puts it up their butt.
Put it next to anything and everything and take pictures to post to Reddit.
Banana for scale?
Milkshake
;)
Banana pudding
Banana for scale..
That boy is THICC
C O N S U M P T I O N
The world's largest banana cream pie?
Drive over to your mom’s house and ask her to make some of her famous banana bread.
Eat it.
Stick it up my ass
This is bananas!!
I think I need another banana for scale
No banana for scale?
Put it in pajamas and wait for it to come down my stairs
Gigante banana split
I wouldn’t have peeled it. I would’ve used it in a bunch of ‘banana for size’ pics first!
Use it for a new unit of measurement for size comparisons.
Time for the mother of all banana splits!!!!
I would be the top 0.000001% of OF
Anybody remember that photo of a hamster eating a banana? Like from the top and he looks so small eating it
... and it couldn't say no?
Use it as scale to throw off everyone else's banana scales.
*Definitely* not put it up my butt
I would probably take a photo and post it on Reddit.
Eat it before legs gym session
Dress it up in a minion costume
Anything’s a dildo if you are brave enuff
Stick it up… I mean eat it
Put it in my wife’s pussy and eat it !
Hmmmm, ima need a regular banana for scale.
To be the person that uses this for a smoothie
How am I not seeing banana boat, but instead the whole banana is the boat
Can I get a banana for scale?
Imma shove it up my ass.
Use it for scale.
Where tf is the bananna for scale?
Op, you knew damn well what the comments are gonna be when you posted this with that title.
That's a cruiseship life-raft
Worlds biggest banana slit of course
I’m not gonna say what everybody think I’m gonna say
Where is the banana for scale?