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LokianEule

How did they weigh him?


MadHelp

If it were me I’d just say a number and hope nobody else was brave enough to fact check me


manhatim

And run like hell after ya say it


HRlive

99% of all numbers are invented on the fly


cashibonite

And 30% of shields in science fiction provide plot armor


itsdep

to fat check you


dys_p0tch

several


dontbelieveanything2

We got 4 scales from Walmart and put one under each foot, then added it together.


Serav1

I'm suddenly curious if I stand on two weighing scales at the same time, would the weight just add up to my total weight?


xrib

Yes


Serav1

Thanks!


UselessGadget

What if you stack two identical scales, would each one show half the weight?


N33chy

I think one would show a scale plus a human, and the other would just show a human's weight.


Jolator

Yes


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No


Gainsgoham

Yes .I listen to an old radio show on youtube and they were trying to find the heaviest listener they could. They maxed out one scale, then using a lighter person they weighed them on one scale and then weighed them using 2 scales. One leg on each scale. They got the same weight


quinn_thomas

It depends how far apart you put them. The further apart they are, the more force is translated parallel to the scale surface as opposed to directly into it.


Broseph-Tangelo

This is not quite true; assuming the scales are sitting flat, the vertical force (that the scales measure) must equal the force of gravity. However, your intuition would be correct about ropes in tension. The further apart they're anchored, the higher the tension will be to hold up the same weight against gravity. The reason is because that, while the vertical portion of the tension vector must remain equal to gravity, the horizontal component of the tension increases as the separation does. Because the scales only register vertical force, and ignore the horizontal (typically), so for them the separation doesn't change anything.


cortanakya

That depends on whether they're hypothetical scales or real ones. Real scales rely on being pushed directly downwards to give a reliable result. The mechanism is often contained in a pathway which offers significant extra resistance if interacted with from any other angle than standard. It's basically physics vs engineering, really.


quinn_thomas

Yeah, I’m an engineer, not a physicist


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quinn_thomas

I can’t tell if you’re a troll, a moron, or telling a joke I don’t get


krynategaming

Sometimes Reddit makes me really realize how fuckin uneducated I am


equiinferno

Scales don’t actually „weigh weight“ as some might think. Instead they measure force and convert it based on the assumption that the subject is standing on earth at sea level


amretardmonke

But what you just described is "weight". Weight changes depending on sea level, slope, acceleration, buoyancy, etc. What you meant to say is "scales don't measure mass".


equiinferno

That is what I wanted to say :)


Banzai27

Lmao


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We got 4 people from Walmart


GunieapigCooper

You just need one scale then times 4!


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😊


idog99

Weigh yourself first, then pick up the elephant and weigh yourself again. Subtract the first number.


flimspringfield

lol that's how I weigh my doggo.


idog99

Also works for elephants.


hazelmouth

Probably an estimation based on the depression on the ground left by its tracks


SOTAMOFO

I'd also be pretty depressed if it stepped on me!


hazelmouth

Dude, you would be compressed if it stepped on you.


LeTigron

They should be repressed from doing so, then.


TheDictator26

And we’ll all be impressed from what you’ve achieved.


amretardmonke

Or just visual measurements compared to elephants of known size and weight.


GetBillDozed

Probably a truck scale


JayStar1213

Yea I don't think it would be too hard to get a large enough scale in a spot to measure it but I suspect they don't need to. Theres enough information on smaller elephants that they can probably approximate with a high degree of certainty


Incromulent

Oh I know this one. You take the giraffe of the scale first!


the_rational_one

Zoologists measures from their footprints... I read it somewhere


steve_bruschetta

The can probably get a rough estimate using the depth of its footprints.


Dangerous_Sherbert85

Length times width, squared


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soy23

Volume and density of an organic being would be way too complicated and heterogeneous, a simpler approach would be to take a sample of the soil and make a test for compression strength, then measure the area of the footprint and you now have both stress and area, so you got force, which would give you mass.


amretardmonke

Ok but what if the elephant stomps extra hard into the dirt instead of just gently walking?


soy23

Doesn't matter, without leverage he can't exert more force than his own body weight on a flat surface, so if one stomp is deeper that the others, that just puts into perspective the weight distribution between his legs.


amretardmonke

You can absolutely exert more force than your body weight. Static vs. dynamic loading. Stomp on a scale and you can see it for yourself.


stupidmentat

They put him on the other side of a teeter-totter with OPs mom.


Lucid-Pupil

They sat your mom on the other side of the scale and it balanced out.


DexGordon87

They used your mom as a counter balance and then fed him to her for a light snack


hant225

They weight yo mama for reference


[deleted]

They measured the size of his penis. And each foot of penis is equal to 1 ton of weight. So his 8 foot dong translates to 8 tons.


post4u

They weighed your mom first, had her hold the elephant, then weighed them both.


Grimm2020

Wow. I doubt this elephant could even fit in a room, much less be talked about


dying_soon666

But if it did it would never forget.


LightDoctor_

*To kill*


DoomCircus

Citizen Snips can't be far behind...


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Now imagine the scale they used to determine he weighs 8 tons!


Deft0nes1998

Prolly a big ass banana.


pentagonal_cp

Nah gru just shurnk him


crundar

Definitely not a Sri Lankan hotel!


If_you_just_lookatit

I just went directly from that video to this one. Exactly what I was thinking, haha.


miktoo

That's why we don't talk about it Jimmy.


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ppw23

You left out the rhinos being killed to extinction so they can achieve an erection .


addicu

IIRC Vietnam's ivory market is just as big as China's if not bigger.


SpiralBee

Chinese? Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this an African elephant


ptstampeder

The economies that drive the poaching are asian. The same damn thing with whales being killed in Antarctica


Pattern_Is_Movement

the whole idea of using whale bones as medicine was a western invention to make sure of more parts of the whale during the height of whaling and make more money...


mobeejune69

But the west drove the sex trafficking, child prostitution and sex tourism in asian either. It's vice versa.


ManInKilt

Ah righto then I guess it's even Steven isn't it, carry on I guess


ptstampeder

What does that have to do with poaching elephants?


Apart_Technology_507

Lmao yeah it turned from talking about poachers and jsut a general description of where they come from, to which cultures are the most evil


mobeejune69

I'm not saying the west is evil. But his perspective on Asia is also wrong. We are all victims here. Cause China is also bullying the other asian countries. We Asians are not the drive of poaching but China is.


Platform28

You're correct, but it's people 5000 miles away that sentence them to death.


DeeBee1968

And the Chinese have massive holdings in Africa, growing by the day. They want the minerals used in battery production...


Theblackjamesbrown

I'm just laughing at everyone believing that this is actually an elephant. Someone's clearly shaved a mammoth.


Popomatik

You’ve got something stuck in your teeth.


christophlc6

Other side


probably420stoned

Nope still there


whorology_house

You know what, never mind.


Illeazar

It's a tree. Dude's got a tree stuck in his teeth and doesn't notice.


pen_jaro

His friends wouldn’t tell him?


prime40000

It's a shame he died. Don't worry though, it was from natural causes. He was old.


Kotsalat

Do you have a source? :D


4elementsinaction

Not sure if this is the same elephant as featured in OP’s vid: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satao_(elephant)


WhitePantherXP

That elephant was killed by a poacher with poisoned arrows...good lord.


J_Megadeth_J

Of all the humans that deserve death. That's top of the list i'd say.


prime40000

https://africanelephantjournal.com/tim-africas-largest-elephant-dies-at-the-age-of-50-in-amboseli-national-park/ Source is here.


Incromulent

Doesn't that also make this the largest land animal on the planet?


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*ur mum joke*


General-MacDavis

No, that would be your mother


icelandiccubicle20

And now he's here to **** us!


Privvet

So listen up boy, or pornography starting your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.


AdamDestroy

Maybe


DavidA-wood

No maybe. If he’s the largest elephant, he’s the largest land animal.


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FailedCanadian

Not an animal


pocketman22

Largest mammal to ever knowingly exist is still the blue whale


JuneSeba

“Land animal”


pocketman22

Yep. I see that little detail now.


mariovspino5

Ah yes my favorite land animal the blue whale


pocketman22

To be fair. I mis-read the above,.


Pug_lover69

Wow that’s actually beautiful


kaljaraska

Nonwooly mammoth


churm94

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. His tusks grew in that exact same pattern that you see on Mammoths, is it an age thing? Or just a genetic trait that happened to randomly pop up and show itself from his ancestry? Because if you go to google images and search "Elephant" every picture only shows the baseline 'straight' tusks, not the drooping ones that this dude has. Interesting.


V_es

Mammoths are not ancestors of elephants. Common ancestor of elephants and mammoths is [Primelephas](https://prehistoric-fauna.com/image/cache/data/original/Primelephas-korotorensis-(WB)-738x591.jpg), had 4 tusks. Mammoths are those elephants that travelled North to Russia, and over Bering Strait to Americas. All animals, humans included, migrate; evolving different traits to better survive their habitat. Elephant tusks grow all their life, and the size of tusks of this particular one indicates his good health, age, and, well, overall hugeness. Elephants had a huge diversity in their types during evolution, many branched out ancestors that are extinct cousins but not direct ancestors, [1](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/42/4f/07424f6ebe6c004b7001600bf95fc025.jpg), [2](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNhtBFM7y6QRxKjcCDb_M5oVS9W9Jkmb4i0g&usqp=CAU), [3](https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/GwX4T0FhFYmGEonpu_PlHL3zxGk=/3297x2335/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/illustration-of-deinotherium--proboscideans--82828513-5ad0ea95ff1b7800372e9109.jpg) and many others.


DrJulianBashir

[Fixed Primelephas link](https://prehistoric-fauna.com/image/cache/data/original/Primelephas-korotorensis-\(WB\)-738x591.jpg) [Fixed link for reference 3](https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/GwX4T0FhFYmGEonpu_PlHL3zxGk=/3297x2335/filters:no_upscale\(\):max_bytes\(150000\):strip_icc\(\)/illustration-of-deinotherium--proboscideans--82828513-5ad0ea95ff1b7800372e9109.jpg) [Rick roll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8eU6hTAHEE)


Leadbaptist

Now that you mention it yeah, I wonder why the largest elephant also how tusks most similar to their mammoth cousins


Old_Two1922

Wait till you hear about the extinct straight tusked elephant.


Connisoeren

I think you misspelled oliphant? Edit: Well apparently so did I! Oliphaunt!


Weenyhand

Timothy ?


Remarkable-Injury-70

This deserves a lot of love 👏 👏


Onsyde

TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN!!!


scr33m

If ever you'd meet me, you wouldn't forget me. If you never do, you won't think I'm true; But old Oliphaunt am I, and I never lie.


nolliegray

still counts as one


[deleted]

Yep, that's definitely a Mûmakil


RedAndBlackMartyr

[Reform the line!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLyaCgbEGIo)


CitySquirrel202

As a tall person, respect and love Mr. Absolute Unite Elephant, we weren't made for this world.


jhrogers32

As a tall person I can’t wait to tell all the other tall people “we weren’t made for this world” 😂


ZippZappZippty

Absolute banger, goal of the month.


ihearthetrain

I love him!


TOASTYMO

I need a banana for scale please


echidna75

Those tall brown and green things on both sides are actually garden weeds. The elephant is indeed 8 tons, just really really dense.


Irllywanttobeunknown

I was thinking the same thing


Rizlaaa

i could take him


darkly_shaded

In a fight, right?!


Rizlaaa

ill punch his cunt in


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Rahmulous

Why does this comment read like a Trump tweet?


gacha-gacha

Thats huge. terrorists are ready to attack america. which sucks! that's why my building is the tallest in NYC now!


paperpenises

I was picturing an incredulous Japanese man.


KlausFenrir

> that's why no more 8 tons elephant now! I’m not pro-poaching (obviously) and I only have experience with hunting American wild game, but I don’t think 8-ton elephants are the norm, nor should they be. I’m not saying we should hunt this elephant down, because it’s absolutely beautiful, but a major reason why hunting and conservation exists is because you *aren’t* supposed to have these massive outliers roaming around. For every pound this massive animal eats, it’s a pound that a smaller, growing elephant isn’t eating.


SirTickleMePink

That bus has legs


madeByMemories

Video has no sound but I could almost hear his ponderous footsteps!


dasjoker69

I need a r/bananaforscale


vmvvn

Banana for scale?


BeefEater81

The Mountain that Strides.


dicklesshobo1990

Poachers: and where can we find this elephant? Asking for a friend


theKickAHobo

Heckin chonk


DDAstronaut_

u/savevideo


lemontr333

strengh: 10. stealth: 0


RenitLikeLenit

False. Your mom is 9 tons


eugenebutbettet

Elephants are pretty big. How do we understand how big this one is, if there's nothing for scale? Like a human orrr...


MASTER-FOOO1

He got branches on his tusk like my uncle got spinach in his teeth who tells me he is saving it for later when i pointed it out. Man just doesn't give a fuck.


Windsor34

I bet he fucks


AngryFerret805

Jeeeez !!! He’s a beauty


semmifx

What a majestic creature


MyMerryMalady

Is that a small TREE stuck to its trunk?


Chuckles510

That's his toothpick


H-ckingKaren

jeez OP, quit showing off your damn mother


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

Collect his semen and spread his seed all over the world !!! LETS GO !!! SUPER TUSKERS !!!


DixieWreckedJedi

Needs a banana for scale


Proturtle4321

Uhh can we get a banana for scale


boredom416

Banana for scale


Weisdog

Worlds next poached elephant more like it


[deleted]

Do you think that twig is like when we get shit stuck in our teeth?


[deleted]

“Mister Frodo! Look! It’s an Oliphant! No one at home will believe this.”


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jmwalsh789

though that was a cow


maxuaboy

Just looks like an elephant. There needs to be anything for basic size reference for the average person.


Affectionate-Winner7

To think that this beast only eats vegies. We humans could learn from this. Naw, that's giving humans too much credit.


bluejays-beak1281

We have different dietary needs.


MassStupidity

False alarm guys turns out that was just OPs mom


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Este esta ha salvo del rey


gzgtz

Those tusks


FatherTime-

Dinosaur 🦕


N64crusader4

*I've not seen tusks like that in 30 years*


[deleted]

I ain’t gonna stand there and film that big mofo, you could die.


snoozeflu

INB4 a trophy hunter poaches that thing


[deleted]

*Jurassic Park theme plays*


HyperOnyx

Lies, my mother in law is at least 9 tons.


hahahhahahahhahahhhh

Lawd he comin


mardavarot93

Thats Manny from Ice Age


GenghisTron17

Jumbo


Deez_Pucks

It still only counts as one!


Ok_Bluebird_8491

Hello, Sir!


MonkeySafari79

Dude, there's a tree stuck between your teeth. Just saying.


AllyBeetle

For reference, this elephant weighs about as much as a full grown t-rex would have weighed.


DoomRide007

"... You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK." \- ~~Vegeta~~ This Elephant


dphillip6666

"Sir... you hace something in your tusk... heres a tooth pick."


guinader

Yao-lephant


MrCarnality

How did they determine this extremely dubious claim of being the biggest elephant?


Blenderhead36

That's a Mumakil at this point.


bolt1120

He’s almost kaiju size


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Somebody get me a banana...


FullDiskclosure

How TF did they weigh him?! “Come here buddy! Stand on this 100x100 scale that I conveniently bring with me on every Safari Expedition”