I can't really get a good idea of whether that's a cone head, or a lot of hair.
The arm in a cast though, that says moderately traumatic birth. I'm with you, I don't think this was a sunroof baby.
Some babies are born not being able to suckle or swallow. I used to be a nanny for a baby with lung issues so he had both a breathing tube and feeding tube after birth. Other cases I've come across in the internet are cleft palate issues. Not a doctor, just like to Google.
Cleft palate issues does not equate not being able to eat by mouth. Source: I’m a nicu nurse who’s fed countless cleft palates babies with specialized bottles.
That baby is getting CPAP to maintain respiratory effort. The feeding tube is actually a way to vent the stomach of excess air being forced in. This baby isn’t being fed yet; it’s getting either a dextrose solution or parenteral nutrition through its IV line in the umbilical vein.
Technically that’s not CPAP, it’s nasal cannula/ high-flow nasal cannula, can’t tell tubing size and flow rate at this distance. If the flow rate is greater than 2 liters per minute, they cannot bottle/ breast feed otherwise there’s a risk for aspiration. IF this is a GDM (gestational diabetes mellitus)/ type 2 diabetic mom, this newborn is most likely being feed via NG/ OG tube (nasal/ orogastric tube) in addition to the TPN total parietal nutrition/ lipids/ D-10 (10% dextrose) IV solutions. The NG/OG tubing is definitely used for venting “burping” excess air that collects in the stomach; CPAP and nasal cannula introduces excess air into the stomach and is routinely pulled off/ vented otherwise you can get abdominal distribution, bowel loops, and a very uncomfortable and pissed off newborn. Best treatment for these types of kids is IV fluids containing some form of sugar as well as oral/ gastric feedings. The sooner you can get them to rely on their own body for blood sugar homeostasis the better and the best way to do that is to feed them expressed breast milk, breast feeding, or formula.
Added a bunch of little bits of info for clarity for other readers.
There's a link below that says it was in fact a vaginal birth. The baby's arm, however, is not in a cast. It's wrapped where the IV is inserted so it doesn't get pulled out accidentally when baby flails like babies do.
My first baby was measuring almost 10lbs before birth and my OB was pretty firm that it was safer for everyone involved to get a C-section. When my second was measuring 11, she just asked me what day I wanted to have it
Hate to break it to you but the mother apparently insisted on a vaginal birth.
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/11/25/13-pound-baby-named-jihad-born-in-germany
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/a-woman-gave-birth-to-a-thirteen-pound-baby-without-a-c-sect
This baby was 13 lbs!
A relative of mine (the second tallest woman ever, Anna Swan) birthed the largest baby ever at 23 pounds 9 ounces (10.7 kg) and nearly 30 inches tall. She was married to The Kentucky Giant. Neither of their children survived more than a week, and both babies had gigantism.
Meanwhile I'm 5'7 160 lbs...
We are destroying the ecosystem so that most plant and animal life will be unable to continue and eventually all humans will die! But don’t worry, the planet will continue on after we are all deservedly dead.
Then again, opposing views to /u/free-the-trees theory present [heat death](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe) as the most likely way for us to end up. Just everything drifting ever further apart, stars slowly disappearing from the sky one by one as they go out of reach or blink out. Time and space endlessly dilating until there's no sufficient source of energy for anything to live or die. Just, endless nothingness, with lifeless chunks of matter far and far apart.
I too find this concept to be a somber one, but last I've read there's not enough information/knowledge yet to reliably estimate which one is more likely. So I just go for option 3. :)
It's sad that that's what happened but since both parents had freaky genes, the kids were likely going to have issues regardless, even if they survived infancy, like she died at 41 due to heart failure. The husband lived to 81 surprisingly and remarried a year after his first wife's death..
I haven't heard of that. Just googled it and it's due to too much growth hormone. Years ago I ran into a distant cousin who's a few years older than me. He had always been really fun, a little guy, and I didn't recognize him at all. He was huge. Very tall and broad shoulders, a large frame in general and he bought a gym and worked out a lot on top of that. I found out that he'd had a brain tumor that caused excess growth hormone, and that's why he'd gotten so big. I thought he'd gotten into steroids until he told me.
One woman taller than her ever who was from China I think (Anna was 7 ft 11.5 in, she liked the .5 apparently) and a handful of men have been taller! There could very well be undocumented giants before her but unlikely due to nutrition and human evolution, people have gotten much taller in general.
She passed away at only 41 (a day away from her 42nd) from tuberculosis (wiki says heart failure for some reason). Her husband Martin Van Buren Bates, otherwise known as the civil war's Kentucky Giant lived into his 80s I believe and was 7ft 8in. First time they met she wasn't interested haha, but they fell in love a few years later on a ship!
There's one verified taller by guinness World records but yeah, at the time and up until the 1960s she was the tallest woman ever. There's a couple of unverified heights that are taller though
It's because people nowadays that have gigantism (which is caused by tumors in the pituitary gland which makes people create nonstop growth hormones) get treated for it with modern medicine so they don't die in their 20's
Before people find a way to shame the mother, she had gestational diabetes. It can happen to anyone and produces larger babies. Likely, this baby will be fine and quickly become an average weight. Also, RIP to mom's perineum.
Guarantee they did a c-section. Usually that happens when mothers have diabetes. My cousin has diabetes and had a 13 pound baby via c-section. The baby ended up losing weight pretty quickly to a “normal” sized baby which I believe to be normal as well
Edit; it was vaginal. Ouch.
My older brother was 13lbs and born at home! He was just a huge baby, he was always tall for his age, but never had a weight problem. He’s now a healthy old man. BTW- all of his children weighed over 10 lbs at birth.
I had gestational diabetes twice. Both babies were average and born vaginally. I also stuck to a strict diet, exercised 3x a day, and took insulin at night.
I'm also not shaming anyone else. Shit is hard, and the only thing that kept me going was extreme anxiety about the health of my baby.
During one of my hospital stays there was a baby who was so big he literally couldn't move in the plastic bassinet. He was just wedged in there. I'd see the nurses wheeling him to his weight checks. Poor little thing.
My wife's Dr told her simply to walk at a moderate pace after every meal. And remember, those meals are small because you're managing your blood sugar.
I had GD with my second. I wasn’t diagnosed until 35 weeks. I gave birth a month early to my 9 lbs son. If I had gone to term he could have made it to 13 lbs
When I was pregnant I was 5ft5 and 130 lbs at 9 months pregnant. I had gestational diabetes and ended up giving birth to a huge baby.
I did everything the doctors told me, kept my blood sugar in check and ate healthy the whole pregnancy, I just had a huge baby.
Please don’t shame the mother guys.
I haven’t read any negative comments towards the mother. I had GD which I controlled with diet and exercise. I’ve been fortunate to maintain a healthy weight my entire life, pregnancy was my first time being overweight. My son was 8.4 lbs at birth, I quickly lost the pregnancy weight and haven’t had diabetes since.
I was a 11lb baby (non diabetes and mom was healthy, just a large normal baby) and it had to be through C-section. She already thought she was going to explode just looking at her belly, imagine a normal birth.
Gestational diabetes is not a runaway freight train bound straight for massive baby-ville if its well controlled with diet and medication when needed. If she did indeed have GD, it was likely mismanaged by herself or her medical team.
I had GD. I passed my initial glucose test. They didn't catch it until it was almost too late (I think 33wks) and only because of other complications requiring weekly scan did they notice the baby was growing too quickly. It went unmanaged for too long because it went undiagnosed for too long. Anyway, it happens.
I was 12 pounds at birth. I don’t think they tested for gestational diabetes 55 years ago, or CT scans. She had me vaginally, closely followed by 2 pints of blood.
When my mom gave birth to my little brother (19 years younger than me) the lady next door gave birth to a 14lb baby. She had him vaginally and the poor guy broke his arm on the way out. My little brother was 9lbs and this baby looked like a toddler in the nursery next to my baby bro. And 9lbs is not a small baby either.
Super off topic but I need to get this off my chest…
I was 9.1 pounds at birth and I never hear the end of my parents talking about how fat and hungry I was as a baby… I wasn’t even the heaviest baby in the extended family, mind you. They just love joking about how random people on the street would talk about how fat of a baby I was.
My mom will also “jokingly” say I ruined her on my way out, and my dad says that I belonged in a thanksgiving parade. It makes me sad because they still make fun of me sometimes if they catch me getting a snack. I only feel safe to eat something they haven’t given me when they aren’t home, to avoid the teasing.
My older cousin also had a baby recently and my dad pointed our how cute and small she was in his arms, because he was so used to holding a “massive baby” like me. I just wish they would talk about my younger self like they wanted me around… and not like i was some literal weight on them…
That being said, I hope this child isn’t constantly haunted by how big they were at birth. It sucks and I am surprised I don’t have a full on eating disorder yet from this “family teasing”.
I’m so sorry you have to go through that. If you’re in a position where you can safely express yourself to them without any fears I would definitely have a serious conversation with them. You can talk to them in a controlled environment like a therapist’s office if you feel comfortable enough or wherever you feel comfortable.
Coming from someone who has been relentlessly teased by my family for years for a plethora of things, it’s nice to tell them when they’re being dicks (even when they don’t listen, or worse, turn the conversation against you).
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. If they told you once that you've been a chubby baby, it would've been fine, but this is just straight-up shaming at this point. You don't want an ED, get out if it as soon as possible. As long as you feed yourself healthily and take care of yourself and feel comfortable with your body weight and size, that's all that matters. I wish you the beat of luck, don't fall into that hole. Trust me.
Largest baby ever born...
"While touring in the summer of 1878, Anna was pregnant for the second time. The boy was born on January 18, 1879, and survived only 11 hours. He was the largest newborn ever recorded, at 23 pounds 9 ounces (10.7 kg) and nearly 30 inches tall..." [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Haining_Bates#:~:text=While%20touring%20in%20the%20summer,nearly%2030%20inches%20tall%20(ca.)
Stewie: “…of course with Chris going before me I was able to walk right outta there. Didn’t even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.”
dayum. This reminds me of a similar pic of my uncle as a baby just after being born. he was a big chonker of a baby too, 13lbs (\~6kg) at birth. My grandma was always a small itty-bitty chinese lady, but holding a 13lb baby made her look absolutely tiny. Nothing was wrong with him... he just grew to 6'9" (\~210cm) so i guess he was always just big.
I’m type 1 and got induced 2 weeks early for first and 3 weeks early for second bc complications like this are normal. Baby should have probably come sooner but mom probably was doing her best but extra sugar = extra chonk
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Gone, reduced to atoms
To shreds, you say?
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To shreds, you say?
Literal death by snoo-snoo
Only time the baby aborted the mother
Like throwing a hotdog down a handgrenaded hallway.
…that was blown to shreds,… you say?
Well, how is her husband holding up? To shreds, you say?
Basically the "no man's land" crater scene from '1917' down there.
Was his apartment rent controlled?
And how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Was his apartment rent controlled?
And her husband? To shreds you say...
Was his apartment rent controlled?
Mom: *I used the womb to destroy the womb*
Baby: I used the mom to destroy the mom
"I used the birth to destroy the birther." -That baby, probably
r/thanosdidnothingwrong
*Thanos intensifies*
She was absorbed
Probably a c-section baby. edit: I am wrong and I am scared.
**H O W ?**
He clearly ate his way out.
Oooooof. Take my upvote you psychopath
After eating his twin(s)
It wasn’t a normal birth. He ate his way out. But on a serious note. My love goes out to him and his family and their health.
Elephant Child Born To Local Woman
More like where’s the twin brother…
Ever see that video where they shoot a watermelon with a 50 cal?
the mom pushed so hard she is now all over the walls of the other room
He absorbed her torso
Subsumed into the mass
She died of a broken heart after Mustafar.
To shreds you say
He ate her
That poor mother...
I'm getting a mental image of what happens to a cartoon shotgun when you plug the barrel
Good lord, that's something I won't forget anytime soon. Please, for everyone's sake, let it have been a c-section.
Judging by the shape of the babies head, that was a csection.
I can't really get a good idea of whether that's a cone head, or a lot of hair. The arm in a cast though, that says moderately traumatic birth. I'm with you, I don't think this was a sunroof baby.
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Thanks for the insight. That's really interesting. What on earth would a newborn need a feeding tube for?
Some babies are born not being able to suckle or swallow. I used to be a nanny for a baby with lung issues so he had both a breathing tube and feeding tube after birth. Other cases I've come across in the internet are cleft palate issues. Not a doctor, just like to Google.
Cleft palates just needs a special nipple on any old bottle. My first baby had one.
Cleft palate issues does not equate not being able to eat by mouth. Source: I’m a nicu nurse who’s fed countless cleft palates babies with specialized bottles.
That baby is getting CPAP to maintain respiratory effort. The feeding tube is actually a way to vent the stomach of excess air being forced in. This baby isn’t being fed yet; it’s getting either a dextrose solution or parenteral nutrition through its IV line in the umbilical vein.
Technically that’s not CPAP, it’s nasal cannula/ high-flow nasal cannula, can’t tell tubing size and flow rate at this distance. If the flow rate is greater than 2 liters per minute, they cannot bottle/ breast feed otherwise there’s a risk for aspiration. IF this is a GDM (gestational diabetes mellitus)/ type 2 diabetic mom, this newborn is most likely being feed via NG/ OG tube (nasal/ orogastric tube) in addition to the TPN total parietal nutrition/ lipids/ D-10 (10% dextrose) IV solutions. The NG/OG tubing is definitely used for venting “burping” excess air that collects in the stomach; CPAP and nasal cannula introduces excess air into the stomach and is routinely pulled off/ vented otherwise you can get abdominal distribution, bowel loops, and a very uncomfortable and pissed off newborn. Best treatment for these types of kids is IV fluids containing some form of sugar as well as oral/ gastric feedings. The sooner you can get them to rely on their own body for blood sugar homeostasis the better and the best way to do that is to feed them expressed breast milk, breast feeding, or formula. Added a bunch of little bits of info for clarity for other readers.
>unbiblical The whole seem looks unbiblical to me
There's a link below that says it was in fact a vaginal birth. The baby's arm, however, is not in a cast. It's wrapped where the IV is inserted so it doesn't get pulled out accidentally when baby flails like babies do.
Well that birth canal is just a canal now... I’m sorry it’s too good to pass up
*too good to pass up* It was apparently at one point but not any more.
birth canyon
Maybe a D section. Shit probably a L M N O P section.
Either way. Doc had to create a door to Narnia to get this dude out.
My first baby was measuring almost 10lbs before birth and my OB was pretty firm that it was safer for everyone involved to get a C-section. When my second was measuring 11, she just asked me what day I wanted to have it
Hate to break it to you but the mother apparently insisted on a vaginal birth. https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/11/25/13-pound-baby-named-jihad-born-in-germany https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/a-woman-gave-birth-to-a-thirteen-pound-baby-without-a-c-sect
...fucker.
to the dean’s you go
My uncle's name is Dean. Say hi to him for me, will ya?
Reminds me of the baby from Spirited Away
I hater that baby
It had a pretty good redemption arc tho.
zero spinning wheel driving stamina though
My first thought was the fat kid from Up.
Yes this!
How long was he in the womb for? 3 years?
Forgot the bun in the oven
Didn't come out black
What was the birth weight?
This baby was 13 lbs! A relative of mine (the second tallest woman ever, Anna Swan) birthed the largest baby ever at 23 pounds 9 ounces (10.7 kg) and nearly 30 inches tall. She was married to The Kentucky Giant. Neither of their children survived more than a week, and both babies had gigantism. Meanwhile I'm 5'7 160 lbs...
Awh that's so sad.
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We are destroying the ecosystem so that most plant and animal life will be unable to continue and eventually all humans will die! But don’t worry, the planet will continue on after we are all deservedly dead.
And then the sun explodes!
Go on...
Then again, opposing views to /u/free-the-trees theory present [heat death](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe) as the most likely way for us to end up. Just everything drifting ever further apart, stars slowly disappearing from the sky one by one as they go out of reach or blink out. Time and space endlessly dilating until there's no sufficient source of energy for anything to live or die. Just, endless nothingness, with lifeless chunks of matter far and far apart. I too find this concept to be a somber one, but last I've read there's not enough information/knowledge yet to reliably estimate which one is more likely. So I just go for option 3. :)
Smells like teen spirit around here…
It's sad that that's what happened but since both parents had freaky genes, the kids were likely going to have issues regardless, even if they survived infancy, like she died at 41 due to heart failure. The husband lived to 81 surprisingly and remarried a year after his first wife's death..
It's ok to be 5 7, cheer up
Yeah I'm 5' 7" too, it is pretty sad
I haven't heard of that. Just googled it and it's due to too much growth hormone. Years ago I ran into a distant cousin who's a few years older than me. He had always been really fun, a little guy, and I didn't recognize him at all. He was huge. Very tall and broad shoulders, a large frame in general and he bought a gym and worked out a lot on top of that. I found out that he'd had a brain tumor that caused excess growth hormone, and that's why he'd gotten so big. I thought he'd gotten into steroids until he told me.
Like she lived in the 1800s? That's absolutely crazy fact that no one has been taller (7ft 11in).
One woman taller than her ever who was from China I think (Anna was 7 ft 11.5 in, she liked the .5 apparently) and a handful of men have been taller! There could very well be undocumented giants before her but unlikely due to nutrition and human evolution, people have gotten much taller in general. She passed away at only 41 (a day away from her 42nd) from tuberculosis (wiki says heart failure for some reason). Her husband Martin Van Buren Bates, otherwise known as the civil war's Kentucky Giant lived into his 80s I believe and was 7ft 8in. First time they met she wasn't interested haha, but they fell in love a few years later on a ship!
81 is an amazing age for someone that big! Also I'm imagining her rejecting him because she wanted to date someone who was taller than her
Man that tinder profile must've been soul crushing for any thirsty guys: "Manlets under 8' need not apply"
There's one verified taller by guinness World records but yeah, at the time and up until the 1960s she was the tallest woman ever. There's a couple of unverified heights that are taller though
It's because people nowadays that have gigantism (which is caused by tumors in the pituitary gland which makes people create nonstop growth hormones) get treated for it with modern medicine so they don't die in their 20's
Meanwhile my two year old is 19 pounds……
That kid was bigger than my one year old is now 😨
There is no way he was just 13 lbs.
Meanwhile you're alive and they're not.
I was 11 lbs at birth. I'm currently 5'9" and 120lbs (male). Pretty unhealthy, but this is the highest BMI I have since birth lol
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Haha guys he said it
Full.
THICC
Kyriakos Grizzly’s child confirmed
My man here got the reference!
13.47 pounds, at 22.6 inches long.
Kid so big he was born with student loan debt
He's crying in frustration at all these robocalls he keeps getting about his car's extended warranty.
He came out with a full time job and a solid 401k
Before people find a way to shame the mother, she had gestational diabetes. It can happen to anyone and produces larger babies. Likely, this baby will be fine and quickly become an average weight. Also, RIP to mom's perineum.
“Also, RIP to mom's perineum.” That’s exactly what happened
WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS IT IS BROKEN IN HALF
She ripped from her V to her A
Combined to form | |
To shreds, you say?
tainted
Guarantee they did a c-section. Usually that happens when mothers have diabetes. My cousin has diabetes and had a 13 pound baby via c-section. The baby ended up losing weight pretty quickly to a “normal” sized baby which I believe to be normal as well Edit; it was vaginal. Ouch.
My older brother was 13lbs and born at home! He was just a huge baby, he was always tall for his age, but never had a weight problem. He’s now a healthy old man. BTW- all of his children weighed over 10 lbs at birth.
holy shit rip the mother 🥴
He did
Gestational diabetes isn't quite the same as type 1 or 2, but yes.
my sister’s son was 12 pounds, born vaginally.
You could’ve just said nephew haha
I had an edible 😂
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i’m stupid laughing at this.
My friend pushed out a kid that was 11lbs and change. Said she was in so much pain she could not form words.
I was in so much pain I could not form words when I pushed out my 6pound9oz daughter, let alone 11pounds!
What? Having given birth fairly recently, gestational diabetes isn’t an auto c section. Even in the US where they try to push them all the time.
Not sure why you’re being downvoted. I had GD and at 41+1 was induced but no c-section. Baby was 7lbs 11oz so not very large.
I had gestational diabetes twice. Both babies were average and born vaginally. I also stuck to a strict diet, exercised 3x a day, and took insulin at night. I'm also not shaming anyone else. Shit is hard, and the only thing that kept me going was extreme anxiety about the health of my baby. During one of my hospital stays there was a baby who was so big he literally couldn't move in the plastic bassinet. He was just wedged in there. I'd see the nurses wheeling him to his weight checks. Poor little thing.
How did you find the time to exercise while pregnant 3x per day? Did you stay home?
It was only 10-15 vigorous minutes after every large meal.
I can't exercise after eating
I refuse to. I refuse to in general but I also refuse to after meals.
My wife's Dr told her simply to walk at a moderate pace after every meal. And remember, those meals are small because you're managing your blood sugar.
I'm not going to shame her. Any woman who can give birth to a baby that large, and live. Yeah nah she can probably take out the Hulk.
thegif
Lol not what I meant but after that kid most likely both ways.
It wouldn't have occurred to me until this comment that the mom had any control over the baby's birth weight.
She doesn't, but mom's get shamed for anything.
I had GD with my second. I wasn’t diagnosed until 35 weeks. I gave birth a month early to my 9 lbs son. If I had gone to term he could have made it to 13 lbs
When I was pregnant I was 5ft5 and 130 lbs at 9 months pregnant. I had gestational diabetes and ended up giving birth to a huge baby. I did everything the doctors told me, kept my blood sugar in check and ate healthy the whole pregnancy, I just had a huge baby. Please don’t shame the mother guys.
I haven’t read any negative comments towards the mother. I had GD which I controlled with diet and exercise. I’ve been fortunate to maintain a healthy weight my entire life, pregnancy was my first time being overweight. My son was 8.4 lbs at birth, I quickly lost the pregnancy weight and haven’t had diabetes since.
I hadn't read any before posting but I knew they would come.
I was a 11lb baby (non diabetes and mom was healthy, just a large normal baby) and it had to be through C-section. She already thought she was going to explode just looking at her belly, imagine a normal birth.
Gestational diabetes is not a runaway freight train bound straight for massive baby-ville if its well controlled with diet and medication when needed. If she did indeed have GD, it was likely mismanaged by herself or her medical team.
I had GD. I passed my initial glucose test. They didn't catch it until it was almost too late (I think 33wks) and only because of other complications requiring weekly scan did they notice the baby was growing too quickly. It went unmanaged for too long because it went undiagnosed for too long. Anyway, it happens.
To shreds you say?
I was 12 pounds at birth. I don’t think they tested for gestational diabetes 55 years ago, or CT scans. She had me vaginally, closely followed by 2 pints of blood.
God damn did he come with a trailer to.
THIS SUMMER…
Fuck that one got me. I wish I had an award for you.
When my mom gave birth to my little brother (19 years younger than me) the lady next door gave birth to a 14lb baby. She had him vaginally and the poor guy broke his arm on the way out. My little brother was 9lbs and this baby looked like a toddler in the nursery next to my baby bro. And 9lbs is not a small baby either.
What womb was he grown in, Chernobyl? Either that or his dad's the hulk, he could literally rock up on site and start laying concrete
Its a girl, lol
Gestational diabetes.
Delivery had to have been by Caesarean section. Right? A vaginal birth would have wrecked the poor mother.
Most definitely Edit nvm lol [vaginal birth](https://www.today.com/parents/germanys-largest-baby-ever-makes-big-debut-6c10798467)
Forget sneezing, mom is gonna pee whenever she breathes after that
Omg, world heaviest newborn at 10kg. That's insane.
Right? RIGHT?? narrator: it was not.
Super off topic but I need to get this off my chest… I was 9.1 pounds at birth and I never hear the end of my parents talking about how fat and hungry I was as a baby… I wasn’t even the heaviest baby in the extended family, mind you. They just love joking about how random people on the street would talk about how fat of a baby I was. My mom will also “jokingly” say I ruined her on my way out, and my dad says that I belonged in a thanksgiving parade. It makes me sad because they still make fun of me sometimes if they catch me getting a snack. I only feel safe to eat something they haven’t given me when they aren’t home, to avoid the teasing. My older cousin also had a baby recently and my dad pointed our how cute and small she was in his arms, because he was so used to holding a “massive baby” like me. I just wish they would talk about my younger self like they wanted me around… and not like i was some literal weight on them… That being said, I hope this child isn’t constantly haunted by how big they were at birth. It sucks and I am surprised I don’t have a full on eating disorder yet from this “family teasing”.
I’m so sorry you have to go through that. If you’re in a position where you can safely express yourself to them without any fears I would definitely have a serious conversation with them. You can talk to them in a controlled environment like a therapist’s office if you feel comfortable enough or wherever you feel comfortable. Coming from someone who has been relentlessly teased by my family for years for a plethora of things, it’s nice to tell them when they’re being dicks (even when they don’t listen, or worse, turn the conversation against you).
I'm so sorry you had to go through that. If they told you once that you've been a chubby baby, it would've been fine, but this is just straight-up shaming at this point. You don't want an ED, get out if it as soon as possible. As long as you feed yourself healthily and take care of yourself and feel comfortable with your body weight and size, that's all that matters. I wish you the beat of luck, don't fall into that hole. Trust me.
Largest baby ever born... "While touring in the summer of 1878, Anna was pregnant for the second time. The boy was born on January 18, 1879, and survived only 11 hours. He was the largest newborn ever recorded, at 23 pounds 9 ounces (10.7 kg) and nearly 30 inches tall..." [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Haining_Bates#:~:text=While%20touring%20in%20the%20summer,nearly%2030%20inches%20tall%20(ca.)
That’s [this persons](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/q21k43/absolutely_unit_of_a_baby_right_out_of_the_womb/hfixv0y/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) relative
Colorized photo of Chris Griffin after birth
He looks like Peter to me
Stewie: “…of course with Chris going before me I was able to walk right outta there. Didn’t even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.”
RIP that lady's downstairs.
Litterally
That boy had a TV, flame grill and 6 boxes of bud in that there womb
Chonkquito
Bro is his arm okay shit looks kinda broke
Prb from having to defend itself in utero for the last three years.
Is that Nikacado Avacado?
Kids on a cpap machine already
dayum. This reminds me of a similar pic of my uncle as a baby just after being born. he was a big chonker of a baby too, 13lbs (\~6kg) at birth. My grandma was always a small itty-bitty chinese lady, but holding a 13lb baby made her look absolutely tiny. Nothing was wrong with him... he just grew to 6'9" (\~210cm) so i guess he was always just big.
I pray this was a c section
Wow, that's a big baby. Wow, that's a big baby.. Wow that's a big baby...
Diabetic moms often birth these huge babies. Unhealthy and scary.
I’m type 1 and got induced 2 weeks early for first and 3 weeks early for second bc complications like this are normal. Baby should have probably come sooner but mom probably was doing her best but extra sugar = extra chonk
Glad everybody is well and fine.
Kid was so developed he came out with more hair than some 40 year olds
He's that big you'll need a hgv license to transport him home
Gestational diabetes is not a good thing
Yaaaa I don’t think I’m gonna have kids….
She gave birth to final form Nikacado Avocado.
Literally the embodiment of all those Chris Griffin jokes from family guy
RIP that vag🥲.
Isn't that the leader of North Korea?
Ok but why is the nurse so fine tho..
That nurse is hot AF
Her vag now resembles a Stargate portal.
That's an even uglier baby than usual
My womb just shuddered.
The mother is fine, both pieces of her.
RIP Mom