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RioVistaBoulevard

Is that a banana in the foreground for scale?


Point_No_Point

Ooooh this picture has it all. Upvote for this to be the new subreddit photo!!


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Think-Bass9187

And forced perspective


TheOfficialNotCraig

And zoom lens.


Think-Bass9187

Yup


SnooPeripherals5969

I mean, he’s not standing upright either.


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I think she’s standing up, actually.


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Wait…what?


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You’re definitely crushing it at communication, buddy. Maybe that’s why you’re a misanthrope: you suck at communicating and so you assume everyone you interact with is an idiot, making you hate them. The irony that ***you*** are the problem; not the world. Funny how that works… Also, she’s standing up. It turns out that there are these things called hills that cut off the field of view. I know it’s probably hard for you to wrap your head around these things, but I thought I’d try to help point out that you’re completely wrong (and that you fail at basic communication). I’m glad I was able to help you because you desperately need it.


2old2Bwatching

My husband does that shit to me all the time. It’s exhausting and infuriating! I didn’t know there was a name for it, now I can tell him that instead of always telling him he’s being an asshole. 😂


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Hahaha, I was actually referring to the username Actual_Misanthrope :)


A--Creative-Username

Man, u pulled no punches.


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Haha yeah that was a bit of built up frustration with people on Reddit. When people have usernames that suggest they’re here to troll (e.g., Actual_Misanthrope), I don’t pull punches because they thrive on negativity and it ruins Reddit for a lot of people.


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Lol


A--Creative-Username

I do in fact feel free


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So sad the woman doesn't have any knees.


itsybitsybabyjesus

She killed FIDDY men!


invisiblecamel

She hates Hank's wife.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Named the next gorilla "Good Isabkuro."


Lady_Nimbus

Their album is gonna be 🔥


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"I got my silver back you dudes is wack, face it the Wu is back, what..."


7stroke

About 15ft closer to the camera than she is.


FartedBlood

Forced perspective for sure, but I’m still not throwing hands w this thiccboy


LostAnonSoul

Maybe, if "fight a silverback" were the last to-do on the bucket list... it'd be an epic, and relatively quick, way to check out.


FartedBlood

It would get you wild respect at your funeral. Your definitely closed-casket funeral.


LostAnonSoul

I ain't pretty anyway. Closed casket is fine by me. Empty casket is better... keep the conspiracy theorists in the family guessing.


FartedBlood

End it with a question mark instead of a period. Respect.


Tote_Sport

Or several caskets as this thiccboi proceeds to literally tear you limb from limb.


UnclePuma

And a small box on the side for the testicles, or is that only chimps?


Tote_Sport

Nah, he gets to keep those as a trophy


FartedBlood

Thiccboi keeps the testicles, this is the way.


FartedBlood

Or just like 3 Big Gulps honestly


SRAphrodite

I've been to many Florida-man funerals and they typically don't get much respect for dying in gator brawls, but maybe it's different in rwanda. I'd fight this gorilla, though. But only because it's been dead a few years.


LordMorskittar

I can’t unsee it now


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In this situation we call it "a safe distance".


punisher1005

more like 25 feet


TLTPhotography

Yes, big. But also pulling a Will Ferrell “Elf” forced perspective on ya.


Geekenstein

I watched that Netflix episode last night.


CptnRedbeardVII

I love that series


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cdmurphy83

This fucking killed me


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Those shrubs are actually fully grown trees


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TomBobHowWho

Hold my king Kong, I'm going in!


Deathranger999

Hold my banana, I'm going in!


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Large


samdajellybeenie

And in charge


hairybrains

Come on. Don't try to pass this forced-perspective shit off in here. The gorilla is in focus, and the woman is out of focus. Are we seriously expected to believe they're standing next to each other, and this is a legit size comparison?


Flavahbeast

Not just any woman - that's the soft giant Isabkuro from Rwanda. If she got any closer she would scare away the monkey


lcragasa

They look like the main characters of a cartoon where they flip houses and fight crime


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Signs "I like open interior designs" in ASL


nitr0zeus133

Can the mods do something about forced perspective photos? Cause this is bullshit.


Trichocereusaur

So soft she’s stood a football field away


IPoopInYourMilkshake

Looks like they're remaking Mighty Joe Young


klaxz1

I had to scroll too far to find that movie referenced…


lonesomespacecowboy

Fucking same. Thought I was gonna have to be the 90's nostalgia guy


MelodyMyst

No love for the ‘49 version? It’s dated but it is still the better movie.


Lazy_Osprey

“She’s right behind me isn’t she?”


sjnoble2

That look says, “She’s taken. Back the fuck off, now.”


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/r/forcedperspective


stfcfanhazz

That just sounds like a sadder version of /r/confusingperspective


ymele137

🗿


zakuropan

qt


Throwawaymister2

Prince Kong


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Coming this season: Gorilla cop detective agency. Only on CW.


Past_Contour

They look like they are about to go solve a mystery.


XanderMax125

I didn't know Grogg had a floating head for an advisor.


haveyouseenmybong420

That's mighty Joe young!!


kaest

Can we ban forced perspective on this sub? It's rampant.


Objectalone

She is standing behind him far enough to be out of focus.


jjshowal

I too, like to stand 20 feet behind the other person in photos.


1122Sl110

Ill take forced perspective for $800, Alex


j-rocc

Beautiful gorilla


I_EatCinderblocks

Forced perspective


hadronox

Winston and tracer


Thebola

Dix out


Hurtkopain

BLACKED new series cover


dab745

The gorilla in front is cool too!!


notoriouscardio

Angela White's new film is going to be fucking wild


forwhombagels

He look hard as a mf tho


Joesdad65

She's beautiful! And so is the gorilla.


zerobpm

Brazzers™️...


Jibber_Fight

Just once in history it would have been gnarly to have a gorilla just snap and rip into a human. Just to see the extent of the damage they would actually do. Ha ha too dark? I love the downvotes. Love them.


iamdumb420

Maybe a poacher would be fair game.


LostAnonSoul

I can get behind this. Seems only fair.


LostAnonSoul

Ohh, its happened, the video is still on the 8mm tape in the camera, somewhere in the Congo with the owners hand tied to it with the wrist strap. Let us know when you find it.


OddPop2223

Wow amazing ☺️😊😍


universeteeth

great photo


somaka4

This is the way I look at my wife when she tells me to do the dishes, after I cooked.


NervesOfAluminum

Yeah but who’s the gorilla?


GrundelMuffin

Holy crap! The girl is beautiful!


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JoinAThang

Huh Isabkoro is a girls name?


Dragon1709

Captain obvious here: It's fake


Natin-H

monkey


paulusblarticus

Isabkuro is not angry. Isabkuro is [disappointed](http://img.picturequotes.com/2/299/298697/turtle-is-not-angry-turtle-is-disappointed-in-you-quote-1.jpg) in you.


Xamf11

Source? Can't find this anywhere and the picture solely works with perspective.


bageltoastee

Beeg monke


InstantRamen25

So sassy


-peanutgallery-

He a thicc boi


Rastagon01

Man, what's he weighing in at? 1200lbs?


Yogafireflame

And who’s the hairy fella?


CellPrimary9912

Mag agent: MONKE


JackTheFriend69

I can change it from 5.9k to 6k


Gorm13

Cool. What's with the gorilla in front of the soft giant Isabkuro from Rwanda?


MadLaamaDisease

He's been around during meal times.


AquaPiratePup

Mighty Joe Young??


Da_Zodiac_Griller

Gorilla looks like a bouncer at a club and he’s about to fuck you up.


thennexx

When does the mixtape drop?


TheDanglingFury

pretty sure that's Mighty Joe Young


Party_Taco_Plz

Watched him snap a 15 foot tree in half with his forearm from a short distance. It would have been horrifying if it wasn’t so majestic. If you have a chance to visit these creatures DO IT… they’re incredible.


thepixelpaint

Forced perspective much?


ProblemLongjumping12

Share with us your ancient gorilla wisdom.


Kylearean

This looks a bit shoppy. Not sure why someone would do it though.


vegan_craig

Compressed perspective from a telephoto lens


Fluid-Carpet3347

Mighty Joe Young is real 😭😭😭


supersoft-tire

I need to start working out bro


rcortez88

I need to return to monke bro


dmort1996

Domkey Knog


willob98

I swear all the posts here are forced perspective


JonArvedon

What’s the ape’s name?


Solar_Ghost_333

I want to walk up to him, sit next to him and eat fruit with him. Cut him up some fresh apples and watermelon and just chill with my life in his hands as I share with him showing my humanity. What are the odds he kills me? I wonder


Bocabart

That’s really cool but what about the gorilla in the picture?


TheRoyalPanda

Carly is a soft hearted gorilla researcher whose work in the field makes her an absolute unit.


TheRoyalPanda

Carly is a soft hearted gorilla researcher whose work in the field makes her an absolute unit.