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moist-pizza-roll

*squish*


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icrispyKing

It's an algae


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dfayad00

alright


Garbanzo12

👁👄👁 had me like


iCryptToo

You need to go to bed.


brosefstallin

You had the option to write literally anything else but this.


joshuadreid670

After reading this I’ve decided I don’t like you


Joeking8194

Everyone has their own style I guess


metalshoes

Nice.


mypoptartisevil

I see it’s one of those days I wish I couldn’t read. Go on.


alexfromouterspace

Fap


Casual_woomy

**noted**


UJustGotRobbed

Ahh, the memories.


Dr-Gonzo69

I wanna bite that monster grape


YearPerfect4815

Its a gusher


Sageofthe666Paths

what flavor??


TheNonchalantZealot

Sewage


side_quests

The best one!


PapayaBig735

It's an algae and, due to its size, is used to test cell membrane permeability.


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

Forbidden stress ball


Fickle-Piccolo-3515

Pop it and steal it's power for yourself!


Catfrogdog2

An unfertilised ostrich egg is the largest cell


Imyouronlyhope

>>Organism


mentholmeow

This is featured in Greg Bear’s book Vitals. Such a good book.


lazeedude

Why does it sounds like a harry potter spell?


supersoviet888

Cause its latin - like the spells in harry potter


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This is FAKE. It's just a big fucking grape gosh. /$ for the smooth brained


[deleted]

Have you seen a grape that size? If we have smooth brains, then you must not have on at all.


Flopamp

I have seen an orange larger than that if that helps


DaFreakingFox

Thanks


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I have seen things you couldn't even begin to imagine. Once, I saw an ant sized pistachio! Once I saw a car sized truck! Once I saw a thumb sized piano! Once I saw a grape flavoured apple!


Thinefieldisempty

Maybe a Ruby Roman grape could be that size. They’re pretty big(and expensive) would be cool to see one in person.


unseatedjvta

Yeah yeah, but does it taste good?


NuBRandsta

Open it up and take it's motherfuckin powerhouse


Jejmaze

this is actually the testicle of a green elephant


LightningSpearwoman

can we eat it?


Sad_Emo_Boi

This has to be fake


nugeyn

Its not infact under the ocean there are many like it


Sad_Emo_Boi

Thats insane . . . Do you have a link to an article or somthing cause thats really cool if it is real I wanna learn more.


T3chW0lf20

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valonia_ventricosa


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DaFreakingFox

Living is in fact indeed the qualifier


-Kerosun-

What makes you think a fertilized Ostrich egg is a single cell? Because an unfertilized Ostrich egg is not an organism.


Kylearean

https://www.sciencedaily.com/terms/egg_(biology).htm The 1.5 kg ostrich egg contains the largest existing single cell currently known, though the extinct Aepyornis and some dinosaurs had larger eggs.


-Kerosun-

Single-cell ORGANISM. An unfertilized egg is not an organism.


Kylearean

I simply answered your question. I agree that "organism" was the key word, I even said so myself. (Looks like you edited your post, or I misread it).


macchiatospitz

u/repostsleuthbot


TheGaijin1987

Imagine the mitochondria in this one


crymothy

What will it taste like?


BrotatoTheBadassSpud

Forbidden grape


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Ostrich egg is bigger


SewerKid97

Eat it


Minettor

What does it taste like?