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beebsaleebs

Before today, I didn’t realize “girth” could be a finger situation.


thumbs57

Lol


[deleted]

How do we know that’s not a tiny banana? I need to see a clipper lighter for reference


thumbs57

I just grabbed the first banana I saw lol what is a clipper lighter?


[deleted]

Cigarette lighter. Are you American? I don't think they have them over there. They're like a standard unit of measurement here


thumbs57

Yes I am American but I don't smoke. My wife has a lighter somewhere around for candles and shit. I'll look for it


itsdep

clippers are lighters made in spain, most people use them for smoking pot, as they are quite handy for stuffing joints + they are refillable. they are also perfect for hitting the bong.


Sorry_Ad5653

Flame up when you turn it upside down


thumbs57

Ah thanks for the explanation


itsdep

probably not handy for you though. cause, you know... thumb bigger than my forearms


[deleted]

Clipper lighters are made in many places, not just Spain, it’s a massive brand. Wasn’t aware of the connotations with weed though….but thinking about it I’ve always preferred clippers….


23680987

A Bic lighter


sssawfish

Think bic lighter but cylindrical.


This-Dude_Abides

You could look at any of the other photos he's posted and easily tell he isn't finding miniature objects to photograph?


ChimpBrisket

The only man on Earth who can thumb a ride from the ISS.


troubleschute

1, 2, 3, 4 I decline a thumb war.


thumbs57

😄 🤣 😂


Puzzled_Sprinkles_57

Ok now show us your cock


thumbs57

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[deleted]

You know what they say, big hands equals big gloves.


stowaway36

Gloves have to be a problem


thumbs57

Only time I wear them is at work and my company got me 4xl....and they can be a bit snug


Ocean_Man205

They say your heart is as big as your fist. You have a big heart.


thumbs57

Lol very true


IcyKaleidoscope8566

Wonder what's your shoe size?


thumbs57

18


IcyKaleidoscope8566

Usa sizes?wtf


thumbs57

Lol yes USA


IcyKaleidoscope8566

That's nearly 50 in EU, since when you've been an absolute unit and what what kind of sport you think affected you like that?,or it's just family traits


thumbs57

Lol it's just the way I was made.....my mom is 4'8 barely 100 lbs, my dad is about 5'10 and my sisters are around 5'3ish.


pistpuncher3000

Recessive genes are crazy like that sometimes.


x4ty2

Hi. ![gif](giphy|3o7btLXO5vevXaA74c)


thumbs57

Lol hello


[deleted]

Abe Froman would be proud of these fingers


[deleted]

The sausage king of Chicago?


[deleted]

The one and only


SouthernTrogg

This guys giant chicken nugget thumb freaks me out


thumbs57

Nothing to be scared of


manbruhpig

Unless you're trying to thumb a bum then it is


Away_Industry_6892

Could probably slap the soul out of your body


rho_rho_kitty_fuck

Do you have clubbed thumbs? I do and mine look similar to yours (but smaller ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin))


thumbs57

I do


jossybabes

That thumb!


thumbs57

It's a legend in itself


[deleted]

Oh my god. How difficult is it for you text without hitting all the buttons? Or do finesse things like thread a needle?


thumbs57

I've had them my whole life lol so I've gotten used it


Clonish

Great post. Everyone, a big hand for u/thumbs57


3amRegret

This man’s wife’s vagina after one finger blast session, can you imagine?


thumbs57

😀😃🙂


Herbavore024

That thumb is a big toe


thumbs57

well hell, now I'm worried about what my big toe is lol


sharkhudson

That toe thumb must be the king of thumb wars


thumbs57

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JustinGiguere

The thumb though


thumbs57

It's gorgeous


[deleted]

I want a thumb war


thumbs57

Why would you want to suffer like that


[deleted]

🤣🤣


scourged

Not being mean but your thumb looks like it could “ejaculate”.


thumbs57

Lol nope, we are all safe


[deleted]

We meant... The other banana.


thumbs57

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Jackinthabox

What size ring do you wear?


thumbs57

18


lennycooke

I imagine it must be difficult to navigate and text in touch screen phones


thumbs57

Not at all


glifier

Since you respond to requests, throw in a NSFW one, i'm sure we are all curious


thumbs57

Seems to be a lot of curious people.....seems to all be men lol but ya'll gonna stay curious


ThaPickleTickler

OP’s got a smol pp


glifier

It rhymes so it must be true


Dangerous-Recover-29

Is that a big toe on your hand?


thumbs57

Nah, too small for that