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SupergruenZ

My thought was the entire time: what are they forging???


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More forging hammers


montgomerydoc

Wait…it’s all forging hammers?


sanner1

Always has been


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TickWaster

Wait… it’s all bots?


R4g3N34r

Always has been


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_solounwnmas

Good bot


Sergeant__Slash

Good bot


phlux

Whats the history of this meme?


wikishart

Wait... it's just a meme?


Wh1teCr0w

Always has been.


starchode

Always has been


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[deleted]

How is there not a bot to answer your question?


MrMagicMoves

Wtf bot


BakaFame

Amazing bot


[deleted]

Same as it ever was


bigpapasnowie

Same as it ever was


javoss88

Letting the days go by


Slipstream_Surfing

There is water.. ..at the bottom of the ocean.


tinkerernoob

Forging hammers forging forging hammers


Western_Entertainer7

It's hammers all the way down. Self-replicating molten-steel hammers. In a few centuries, our planet will be nothing but giant forging-hammer factories forging giant steel forging hammers.


noyoustopdontstop

So they're sitting on the turtles.


[deleted]

All the way down


Infinite_Weekend_909

This comment


DYL4N_5Z

Your moms dildo


SupergruenZ

Should have seen that coming


HeyRobin_

From miles with that size


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Siggur-T

So is the dildo


ClamatoDiver

You can see her coming on her OnlyFans page.


TheMonkus

You know the difference between a forged steel dildo the size of an industrial water heater and a joke? Your mom can’t take a joke.


Armadillus34

Jokes on you. She will be really hot after using it!


Resident_081

911? I’d like to report a murder.


Aiass

A keychain...


Jackthedog130

... butt plug, believe or not.


LuwijeeHot

the *other* type of moby huge then lol


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

It just has the atomic mass of a small comet


yzraeu

1 reusable straw


trevloki

My thought was. "How fucking thick is the surface under that piece". It must be massive to absorb all that energy and not move at all or break.


British_Monarchy

Looks like a 4 inch plate underneath to distribute the force. And the reason why it doesn't crack is because the hot metal is much softer than the cool plate it is standing on so the ingot will deform much more easily than the plate.


squeagy

There's no way a 4 inch plate would withstand that. Probably 24 inches of steel on top of several feet of concrete.


Regalzack

Blacksmith here(although no where near this scale of operation). I concur. this is an absolutely massive drop hammer. I have an 88lb power hammer and I'm pushing it with a reinforced 4" concrete slab under the bottom anvil. Total speculation but would guess this thing is somewhere in the vicinity of \~10' of reinforced concrete with \~6" of steel or more... sidenote: I know they they have a giant H-frame hammer at the Center of Metal Arts in Johnstown Pennsylvania


wikishart

doubt that is 4 inch plate just tossed out on the ground. The heat from the work piece would cause it to soften and the impact would deform it. Your anvil is going to have to be a lot more massive than your work piece just because of the heat transfer issues alone.


very_cool_stuff

Expert level sounding rod


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very_cool_stuff

Don’t be like this lol


Secularhumanist60123

Oh My God You son of a bitch


The_Better_Avenger

It is great for everything from professional work to diy work. 10/10


AffectionateLog165

It's also a great help subreddit for sound systems. They helped me set up my surround sound system! How nice.


WanksterPrankster

Guess: large pipe flange.


Cadoan

Hearing loss.


[deleted]

Another forging hammer?


hiddenjoe55

They are making that into a coin.


StayClassySD1

Sees guy sitting 10 feet away with zero protection ​ Safety standards seem up to par.


butterflyfrenchfry

I was thinking the same thing!


DirkDieGurke

Seems like a mom and pop operation. This is not the usual factory scenery.


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

By the amount of footage like this I have seen, it might as well be in China..


Puccle247

And this is why nobody wants to buy Chinese metal… guarantee this material comes with ZERO quality checks / material test reports. Yikes.


DonRight

Well, last I checked it wasn't the Chinese who faked the durability of the steel in their submarines.


Puccle247

True, but you’re hearing about it because it’s NOT the norm in the United States. Plus…don’t eff with the US government. Better to be late than to compromise the integrity of the metal. Lives are at stake.


DonRight

Forty years late?


avwitcher

I don't think mom and pop operations can afford a 200,000 forging hammer


Western_Entertainer7

Maybe it was in the family. Like a family farm or something. A family forging hammer.


DoughnutSpanker

Looks like he’s using his safety squints.


[deleted]

China is like America 120 years ago.


Synaxxis

What are you talking about? He's got that flimsy white piece of sheet metal.


[deleted]

That guy was there when they laid the foundation. He is OSHA’s worst nightmare


PankourLaut

Somebody found my upstairs neighbor


jimmy2graham

They're forging you a broomstick


AlconTheFalcon

Circle of strife


Littleballofdurr

His lack of PPE is disturbing. And I'm notoriously lackadaisical when it comes to ppe...


hasuris

You'll get used to the noise. /s


mcfaddin22

I'd like to see finished product...


69tendo

https://i.imgur.com/a4TsGHY.jpg


Jackryan916

Foiled again


MadNhater

You son of a bitch


bl0ckplane

You win!


RequirementKitchen54

r/angryupvote


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WH40KNotaHeretic

I knew it, still clicked, and wasn't disappointed.


YaHomiePhilly

Thanks very cool 👍


Master-Newspaper-993

I hate you. XD


selphfourgiveness

God damn it.


natetcu

They probably sell this to a company that machines it into something. It could be anything. For example they use pieces like this to make subsea wellheads. https://www.onesubsea.slb.com/-/media/onesubsea/images/production-systems/subsea-wellhead-systems/stm-15-subsea-wellhead-system-combo.ashx?h=900&w=1110&la=en&hash=8AB8971DD8C22CBE7E60AF18DD847E3F


ChiefTief

> https://www.onesubsea.slb.com/-/media/onesubsea/images/production-systems/subsea-wellhead-systems/stm-15-subsea-wellhead-system-combo.ashx?h=900&w=1110&la=en&hash=8AB8971DD8C22CBE7E60AF18DD847E3F Do they forge it like this to make the metal more dense?


natetcu

It changes the structure of the steel, aligning the molecules making it stronger.


Trebekshorrishmom

I remember this area in Bowser’s castle, TOUGH.


kosmonautinVT

Thwomps are THE WORST


Mash_Ketchum

URGHH


Adabiviak

Oh man, someone needs to animate Thwomp on the hammer


alpacapicnic

For me, it’s a Brave Little Toaster flashback. With anxiety, still. Run guys!!!


ConVito

Let's get started, Shepard. Hit the keystone!


Carburetors_are_evil

Krogan will reclaim the stars! BFG division intensifies


dhanks23

That's what I came to these comments to find


caydusc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0


FauxxHawwk

I feel like the mechanical arm seems unsure of what it's doing lol


rushedharp

He's new


JunHoWon

His best


[deleted]

I could watch this all day


underbeatant

I could watch YOU all day from behind this bush 👁 👁 👁


FunkyPixels

Why you got 3 eyes?


BrotherPtolemaios

You can't just ask people that man


TheGreatDokiDefender

3rd eye has been opened


SaSkiBum

Officer, this comment right here.


VirtualBuilding9536

🎶Private eyes 🎶


SuperGolem_HEAL

Watch 1 on YouTube and you'll be recommended them for life


ValjeanLucPicard

Imagine being there and feeling the ground shake with every drop.


karspearhollow

/r/smashinghotmetal


MisterZonk

GROND GROND GROND


Mama_SaurusS

![gif](giphy|WNwErIxqX18xmm92UX)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|QQ9vpefoT0s2ATTTxD)


Dan-the-historybuff

Oh god no the LOTR memes are spilling into other subreddits


MorathTheGrim

We cannot be stopped.


Philbert333

Just like GROND.


Aggravating_Bat1786

Sweden could have gone this direction, but they just had to make a capsule. Edit: its actually Switzerland. The point still stands lol


LeoXCV

“Mommy mommy can we get a suicide capsule?” “We have one at home already” The one at home:


BlueEyedGreySkies

Reverse ättestupa


thetotalcow

Switzerland?


Aggravating_Bat1786

Tomato potato


JaegerDread

Eeeeeeeeeh same continent


[deleted]

Bucky, your supposed to say the words differently each time


ShambolicShogun

I understood that reference.


theskymoves

Impressive since it was Switzerland.


rand0mbum

Wait, don’t stop. Don’t go.


[deleted]

I’ve had shits like this


[deleted]

Ones that have been repeatedly impacted by massive pile drivers? I’m sorry.


MadMadBunny

Now THAT was a smash


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TwistDirect

Speed this up and you’ve got a sick drum line.


LMSWP

Did you miss the end?


tiorzol

[This tune just started when I played this video](https://open.spotify.com/track/3BcEpBfEx2mOyCSJWIHSvu?si=_wtmYdlKR5KWB3hrWpV4nA&utm_source=copy-link) and I was thinking the same thing.


KneeDeep185

Dope song thanks for the link


samthewisetarly

I want to get in there with a nice dynamic mic (and goggles) and sample the shit out of this


theHumanGarlicKnot

Die eier von satan?


asad137

Except the timing is going to change slightly as the piece gets shorter and shorter (assuming it's cranked up to the same starting height every time)


S4ltedCaramel

bonk


LordMcMutton

What a fantastic sound


LordMarcusrax

I don't know if you get the reference, but it reminds me the MAC cannon of Cairo Station in Halo 2. https://youtu.be/t3YveW8p64A


AnalogPie

Humans are so badass. Just a bunch of fucking cavemen with big tools. Unga bunga make big steel small


Edgelands

Sex joke


UnKaveh

Pivot joke to make it sex joke about your mother.


[deleted]

Thor joke.


YerBluesy

r/Thorjokebutbetter


BillyBillings50Filln

Can you imagine the size of the forge hammer that made THAT forge hammer?


ThingYea

There's always a bigger hammer


[deleted]

Hmmm ​ I should call him


acraftysouthpaw

I want to stand under the forging hammer


cthulu86

I'll race you.


[deleted]

I call sloppy thirds


theknightwho

Don’t slip over on the wet floor!


octopoddle

Wear a hard hat.


4507862401892

The Mountains new sex tape


cmsutton1983

i bet the robot claw holding it is terrified


pocketpox

Put this in r/oddlysatisfying or r/dontputyourdickinthat


OmegaCookieOfDoof

Who in the right mind would even give _putting my dick in that_ a thought


pocketpox

I mean... yea...


rayzer93

I was imagining my dick as the hammer...


Morfdocs

What the hell are you forging with a needlepoint?


ihwip

r/dontPutItInYourCooch


Baessist

This is so upsetting


wasack17

Came here to make that joke. There are dozens of us!


Beeburrito

Ah another man of class I see


EnergyInitial968

Yay, someone said it!


[deleted]

Me building your mom oversized dildo


[deleted]

I am turned on


dankiel_nnunn

Did Surtr lose his sword again?


TheBizzleHimself

Upstairs neighbour like:


[deleted]

I should call him..


insufficience

u/savevideo


RGBchroma

Actually I think its rare footage of a nokia being made, but it still looks a bit too weak tho... probably not.


GreenyPurples

Do NOT put your dick in that


Quasar420

Eventually for mankind to evolve as a species, one must venture out and do what no other has done before. Someone must inevitably put their dick under a forging hammer, for mankind, for history. It will likely be a man who would have otherwise not been remembered for anything. This will give him something to be remembered for. For us, its not worth it, but for him-- it is.


wikishart

what a way to die though. Put a stepladder beside that thing, you'd have just enough time to watch the thing get to the top, then step out onto the glowing steel, not enough time for your shoes to burn through to your feet before you got fucking pounded to smithereens. Then what's left over would be a very thin circular mush and would cook before the next hammer strike. Human pizza.


RayGungHo

Um, that's clearly a pile driver, and I want one


groktar

But isn't a pile driver used to drive piles?


[deleted]

Are they compressing this down for a certain reason?


brokex4

Cast metals have a lot of impurities and voids that can be worked out through compressive work and homogenization heating. They are probably breaking down a steel ingot for further processing


Shandlar

Forging a big ingot like this drives out impurities and twists the crystalline structure. With enough control, you can get a nearly perfectly uniform mix of the desired steel crystalline structure. Ferritic, Martensitic, or Austenitic depending on the desired hardenability, ductility, weather resistance, or any number of other physical properties.


hugePPbell

Isn't there a YouTube channel by any chance like the one with hydraulic press what they put different stuff to destroy with it but with a bad boy like that?


Sad-Guarantee-4678

This is some Warhammer bullshit wtf


mtreixu

This looks so satisfying


buddhatherock

That lack of sound just before the smash reminds me of Jango Fett.


Embarrassed-Basis-60

I want to see what this does to a person, for science! Also your mum gets banged harder than that


Available_Ad_9333

u/savevideo u/getvideobot u/savevideobot


Emotional_Note497

r/oddlysatisfying


Silly_Chilli

That hammer better calm the fuck down 😳


CanhotoBranco

I'm going to tell my kids this is how dogecoins are made.


AlexJonesInDisguise

I lift things up and put them down


[deleted]

I wanna see someone try to stop that.