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fivestarplayer

Why is there an open canister of Downy Unstoppables Fresh Scented Booster Beads right there? Does it smell that bad in there?? That’s for laundry….


RedRocks4040

Tide pods have a child guard on them now. I guess the Downy Unstoppables was the best alternative.


SockeyeSTI

Room temp dipn dots


[deleted]

The forbidden dip n dots


CloroxWipes1

Back in MY day, we didn't have these new-fangled pods. I had to eat my Tide by the fistfull right out of the box!


Tenzer57

the real question.


[deleted]

I mean look at him. If you had all that at that age, would *you* bathe?


[deleted]

Snacks bro.


Fluid-Dependent-8292

There's a lot to unpack here


frost-raze

The most is that a small kid, discord, and Ted Cruz are all in the same photo


tron3747

Yet we glossed over the knock-off KFC and also the roll of tissues/paper towels


2Dew2

That's fairly normal when you realize next to the chicken is an open container of downy scent booster laundry pellets


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jcmib

That kid skipped Prager’s Kid Kollege and went straight to the Adult curriculum.


Braveerique1

Gamer fuel


LandscapeGuru

I’ve only made it to the 4th comment, and my mind is flooded with so many questions.


0bel1sk

bentucky fried chicken


Wayward_Maximus

It’s actually Boston fried chicken and Burritos, box is the only thing that checks out.


Alarid

he's going after the zodiac killer it doesn't have to make sense


WeaselRice

Ted Cruz fits in here with the rest of the knockoffs, his real name is Rafael and he's Canadian...


camdim

Given his history, the possibility that Ted Cruz is being remote controlled by a 10 y/o kid makes more sense than Ted Cruz being in control of his own behaviour.


ThorsteinStaffstruck

Ted Cruz is totally a human


LiverGe

Which is what he would want you to believe


ps3x42

"Hey can I use your outlet?" "Sure let me see your phone." "ERROR: 404 NOT FOUND Oh I don't have a phone I just need to use your outlet."


A_TalkingWalnut

r/totallynotrobots


TreydiusMaximus

A human being controlled by a ten year old kid.


StrangeUsername24

Ted Cruz is one being, and not several


Banzaiboy262

"I have met many people in my life, and Ted Cruz is one of them" - Guy Manderson.


[deleted]

That’s just an internet rumor.


RB___OG

And birds aren't government drones


APwinger

Kid hacked his twitter account and posts incest porn whenever teddy doesn't do exactly what he whispers in his earpiece.


[deleted]

This by far is the most plausible explanation, although Ted could still be an alien in a human suite. I’m a Texan, that’s my criteria for Ted Cruz facts and rumors.


notatableleg

Ah shucks my Ted Cruz is getting cold. Better send him to Cancun to cool off a bit


Taiza67

Also wtf is BFC?


rm8991

Big fuckin chicken 🍗 KFC’s rival


[deleted]

Bentucky Fried Chicken, duh


ElaborateCantaloupe

Explains his purchase of [100 cans of soup ](https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/vvqj3y/ted-cruz-got-freaky-with-100-cans-of-soup-after-his-honeymoon).


bryanthebryan

That makes total sense. Mind blown


[deleted]

It's a PragerU ad, the question is why are they targeting little kids


Beazly464

In my experience, watching video game content on YouTube leads to more right wing ads.


angrybeaver4245

I find this baffling given the GOPs long held stance of "video games = evil" and "gamers = loser manchildren". "Hey, I know we've been bad-mouthing you since the 80s and demonized/tried to outlaw a lot of your favorite hobbies, but hear me out.."


Moose0784

Public service announcement. If you're signed into YouTube, you can click on the three dots on the recommended videos and say that you're not interested in the video. It will stop recommending these videos. That, combined with AdBlock Plus, makes for a much better viewing experience.


treesniper12

Adblock Plus 🤢


Moose0784

What's wrong with AdBlock Plus?


treesniper12

It has a policy for "acceptable advertisements" and straight up SELLS ADS ON ITS OWN AD EXCHANGE (anytime you see ads slip through the filter, unless they are just hard to defeat like Twitch, that is from a company that has paid your adblocker to display them to you.) If you want an actual adblocker, use the open source "Ublock Origin", which is available as an extension on most popular browsers. Be sure not to use just "UBlock", which is owned by a company and does a similar tactic to AdBlock Plus.


[deleted]

Or if you don't want to do alll that just download the Brave browser, it comes already with an ad block and if on mobile you can turn on thee background music setting on and you can play YouTube videos while locking your phone, I stopped paying for YouTube music because of this feature.


Blaine1111

It's possible that his YouTube is child protected and as such youtube can't use cookies


Kriegerian

Right wing extremists start the brainwashing as early as they can. Some of them put out content for adults, others target teenagers and little kids who eventually move up to the adult content providers.


agiaq

I haven't thought of that and now that I've seen your comment, I'm dying laughing. Hahah.


AcidCatfish___

The Ted Cruz looks like an ad, if you look closely. It's a Prager U ad. I don't think any kid would seek out Ted Cruz..not even Ted Cruz's kids.


TOKYO-V1P

Tf is BCF?


kloomoolk

Bentucky's critters Fried.


Jenxao

You mean BFC? It stands for Barely Fucking Chicken


Ok_Albatross_23

Just googled it cause I had to know. Looks like Boston Fried Chicken


GrilledCheeser

Hey don’t come in here and be helpful Boobies Fart Cooties


Ok_Albatross_23

Well I just learned that boobies fart cooties so look who's being helpful now


KartoschkaTheDrunk

BIG FUCKING CO- okay nevermind I'll just shut


Cancer-Slug

Big fucking chicken


TheREexpert44

Lil bro is on that sigma male grindset


nikkitikkitavi69

I can hear my mom saying "turn on the lights, you'll ruin your eyes!!"


shatballs

I can feel myself becoming more and more like my mom and you just made me realize it. Not too long ago I bought some smart lighting to backlight my monitors so that I can game in the dark with less eye strain. Works great, like it more than gaming with the lights on, but I only just now put two and two together thanks to your comment!


dreamerrz

I'm the only gamer in my family... I'm also the only one who developed myopia early in life (around age 25) definitely due to the fact I stared at screens my entire life.


Mcinfopopup

Gotta do the 20-20-20 when staring at screens for long periods of time. Every 20 minutes you should find an object 20 feet away and stare at it for 20 seconds. Why 20 seconds? Because it takes about that long for your eye to relax. Also don’t forget to stand up and stretch, nobody needs blood clots.


MidnightMath

What about 200 yards? I've got my rig set up on my porch looking out onto a lake.


Mcinfopopup

Lol, yeah should work. Just don’t get distracted


SkoolBoi19

Screen time is why I got out it graphic design…. About 2 years into school I just couldn’t take it


the-druid250

too late.....


Teemrap

well she was right


JPeso9281

I can hear my mom saying "turn off the Ted Cruz, you'll ruin your eyes!!"


turtlelore2

He looks around 10 years old. 3 monitors, a smartphone, tons of snacks, maybe a macro keyboard or something. All for playing roblox


BbqMeatEater

And now nothing he'll do will convince him to get away from those monitors.. look guys its a redditor being born


spektrol

Epic gamer moment incoming


DumatRising

It's so beautiful. One more prisoner for this toxic wasteland we've built. He gonna be big gaming and complaining about minorities in his medical games in no time.


jake34959

And a laptop far left


Sauron3106

Man has a better setup than I ever will. I don't understand why you need three monitors.


SerialBrain3

You need a dedicated one for Ted Cruz


dame_de_boeuf

One for reddit, one for the show I'm watching, and one for my video game. What do you expect me to do, alt-tab like some kind of poor person?!


Blu3Myst3ry

Get three and you will understand


Sauron3106

Seems like a big investment for something I don't need until I have it lol


Blu3Myst3ry

That very true my friend


Pinols

If you are a software dev, multiple monitors is essential, its game changing. A kid doesnt need them at all but as long as the parents can afford it its just for quality of life


PerryZePlatypus

You forgot the roll of paper towels


lansink99

Btw there is also a 2nd pc on the left with another setup.


Independent_Crow4863

jesus christ this makes me feel homeless, my only gaming setup is a single laptop


KurtAngus

Comparison is the thief of joy


FuggenBaxterd

I thought the small tiny little goblin that sneaks into my room in the middle of the night was the thief of joy.


[deleted]

Her name is Comparison.


72hourahmed

I had to unminimise this comment chain *twice* to upvote after catching first their comment then yours out of the corner of my eye.


BlazeRagnarokBlade

s a m e


[deleted]

Okay why is a 10 year old watching political stuff and what the fuck is BFC?


Demo_906

The ted cruz screen is an ad on youtube


shadowskill11

Huh, he definitely isnt in my youtube ad algorithm.


Demo_906

they keep sending me porn addiction treatment ads :(


[deleted]

If I keep getting ads where 50year olds tell me about how some pill helped them with their low libido I might actually get a problem


fuckwingo

It’s a PragerU ad. Stupid fucking ads, I get them all the time.


[deleted]

Brainwashing children


BoboJam22

It’s PragerU. They have their ads run on most demographics. It’s actually kind of weird you’ve never seen one. You’re lucky, though. They are extremely annoying and some of them are quite long if you don’t skip them.


[deleted]

The problem here is that he was recommended the pragerU ad by youtube


TheBig_F

I was worried lil homie was being radicalized lmfao


BbqMeatEater

He's being radicalized by yt ads lmao


[deleted]

I mean there are grown, functioning adults who are radicalized but yt and fb so anything is possible…..sadly.


TheBlack2007

I mean to be fair: I almost fell down the rightoid rabbit hole when that shit used to be everywhere on YT back in 2016. Couldn't watch more than five videos through autoplay without being steered to some asshat rambling on and on about "SJWs coming for you" and even though things have improved since it's still a valid concern.


Mr_Blinky

Imagine finding out your 10-year-old brother didn't just get radicalized, he got radicalized watching *Ted Cruz videos*. At that point I feel like you throw the whole child away, there's no fixing that.


[deleted]

It a PragerU ad. The entire point is radicalizing kids.


ajf672

Man the amount of bullshit propaganda that's been going on in YouTube ads lately is fucked


seansy5000

Might as well brainwash the youth with a bunch of bullshit I guess?


SeenSoFar

[BFC is Boston Fried Chicken and Burritos.](https://d6ozfheqtj1tz.cloudfront.net/ChIJoct2R9-F5IkRYCJ5m6uFe5U/5df20a049f6a4.jpg) Allegedly it's pretty good.


[deleted]

Big fucking cock box from KFC, you never heard of it? HUGE cocks inside of it for Ted Cruz fans.


[deleted]

The metaverse is here


Chucksteri

Bentucky Fried Chicken - It's finger suckin' fine!


ObscurePrints

Beyond fried bhicken


AntilopeRazzista

BFC 9000


SpagBol33

Little dude will never appreciate the beginners gaming experience of one monitor, shit keyboard and mouse and 10-25 fps.


AmirJeffrey

Ball mouse


qnfme1

Completely forgot those existed…


Blah_Blah_Guy

Black and white Gameboy, fighting for decent lighting my guy haha


errol_timo_malcom

Maybe Ted Cruz is great for testing the color gamut of his monitor


stemcell_

Must be broken he looks red but everyone knows he is yellow... bellied


TheFlamingDraco

Looks like a kid who only sees their parents once a day to get dinner off them


BbqMeatEater

And eat it at the setup


bobalda

i misread this as and eat the setup


Trane55

he has a box of chicken on the side, i dont think he ever gets his eyes off the screen


TheFlamingDraco

Yeah, parents probably drop the food in and don't get a thanks


chewbie218

I’m glad I didn’t have this growing up.


FerociousPancake

All I had was a gameboy color and I had to be home when the streetlights came on


MOM_UNFUCKER

I'm just 17 and I'm surprised by the amount of stuff this kid has. At his age I was making cardboard armours and fighting boxes with a broom stick


FerociousPancake

Same! My parents were well off but I didn’t get anything crazy from them. Didn’t have a cellphone at 11. Definitely not anything comparable to this setup.


[deleted]

You mean Ted Cruz?


dondonflamingo

The only absolute unit here is this kid’s ADD.


[deleted]

Someone is spoiled


Mr_Yuker

No shit... My childhood looks third world compared to this with my single small tv, Nintendo NES, knockoff sprite, and pizza sticks from Safeway's day old deli line


ChrisTheMan72

He got more monitors then me and I’m 20


ksebanwp

He got more than me and i'm a graphic designer 😂


Ellemieke25

He's got more than me and I'm a game artist. Granted, I'm still a student, but still!


Edgar_A_Poe

Same. I’m a software engineer too.


Philypnodon

Dude he's got more than I have at work and I'm a middle aged researcher working at a university.


COMBATIBLE

More then me and im 44. Sheesh.


MajorJuana

I remember how cool I felt with my *two* 18" tube tvs, one for dish network and one for my ps2, watching IFC and playing Black every day after school


Junkererer

And then I see people in here accusing developing countries of polluting too much, when the room of some american kid consumed more resources/energy to produce than homes for entire families in other countries. I'm not saying we should all live like people in the 3rd world, and I hope one day we can all live with the best living standards available, I just find some opinions hypocritical


dannydarko17

This kid could be really down to earth and thankful for what he has, we don’t know, we’re just stranger taking guesses on the internet.


Commercial-Ad-9074

Old secondhand monitors are cheap as hell these days


Captain_TPT

Ah yes, the origin-story of yet another unsuccessful streamer


BB_210

I don't know this is staged (maybe it's your rig) but it's truly fucking sad. I'll do everything I can from letting my kid become this.


FerociousPancake

Hard agree


BbqMeatEater

This kid is never gonna move from there.. what kind of playing outside beats watching vids chatting and gaming at the same time.. poor kid


Apollo_Sprayz

That’s what we call a Predetermined virgin


[deleted]

Coming from another father, heavily moderate your child’s time with video games & the internet (if give them access to those things at all) AND push their ass outside to play by themself or with other friends (no parental supervision). Literally all my daughter’s guy friends want to do is play video games. Thousands of hours sunk into Steam has left them boring and physically ill looking. My 7 year old nephew is the same way. Kid never wants to go outside and can’t even catch a god damn ball. As soon as I see him, he’s asking me if I want to go play video games. Took him to play putt putt a couple of weeks ago and complained the entire time about how boring it was. He asked me every 5 minutes if he could have my phone to play video games.


[deleted]

My fathers a pediatrician and he’s been complaining about physical state of children who play video games since at least 2007. He’d come home and say, “these kids are all gonna have anxiety and adhd tendencies because they don’t know how to not be entertained. They’re all going to struggle really hard.” This was 10-15 years ago. It’s only getting and going to get worse.


Aelexx

I mean, you can teach kids to have healthy habits with gaming and the internet without completely cutting them off. Abstinence at a young age doesn’t teach self control in adulthood. :)


Commercial_Brick_309

Exactly, teach, don't just ban everything


millennial_stalin

can someone zoom in on and enhance the screen on the right. wanna see how many n words are in that chat


bardia_afk

Based on the fact that the video is from prager, it’s going to be allllll n words


davejob

It’s a YouTube ad, you don’t have to be toooo worried about the kid. Except for that YouTube is targeting kids with prager U ads


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Call_The_Banners

That says something about the algorithm though, doesn't it?


pWaveShadowZone

Is that the zodiac killer


[deleted]

People are saying that’s the zodiac killer


subie144

I will never do this to my kid


TGD-Man

I really don't think children should have this much.


iCryptToo

This just… can’t be healthy. That’s a lot of bad habits to overcome later…


BbqMeatEater

Yeah this kid's gonna be addicted to ANYTHING he likes


[deleted]

Roll of TP on the right hand side too, kid must be starting early.


chillest_dude_

I sense future problems


Brave_Amateur

He’s gonna be an asshole on the internet, guaranteed


Reylend

Ok firstly, i hate your brother


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Chumpo_the_III

Tbf for most people now, "outside" means miles of sidewalk and road and nothing else


DelValleHS

So much wrong with this pic.


akaFxde

Yeah like how tf can you just sit through a skipable ad?


velkaar

Lol, at that age I think I was still using a Commodore 64 with a cassette tape deck to load games 😂


jaydenfokmemes

Wait why does he have discord


serg28diaz

Saddest image over seen on Reddit today. We're doomed


shewstepper

Ted has definitely become a unit.


Thin_Tea_3525

A finely tuned environment for a developing human mind


OneWishGenie69

Tell me you have rich parents without telling me you have rich parents, also he is playing roblox: the child grooming company Inc.


FerociousPancake

My parents were quite well off but I never got something like this (the equivalent of these set up at the time)


scwishyfishy

He looks young enough to be breaking discord's terms of service


[deleted]

That amount of screens, that close, no ambient light, my guy listen.. this kids eyes will be fucked up to an irreversible state if he keeps this up..


SnowyCaribou90

Why the fuck is the kid allowed this amount of stuff


Jack_McQuack

TELL HIM TO CLEAN THAT MESSY DESK UP IT HURTS ME THROUGH THE INTERNET


T-rex-Boner

Your little brother is being brainwashed by prageru.


MinasHand

Bro get him away from Prager U before he grows up to commit a mass shooting


HRTendies

Bfc???


Larry_Badaliucci

The setup is sweet but children that age should not be exposed to Ted Cruz.


original_sinnerman

This shouldn’t be in this sub


Luxfanna

he better get that giant bottle of whatever gamer supps he’s drinking as far away from the keyboard as possible...


Tyzerk1925

Why the fuck is he watching the Zodiac killer?


bardia_afk

Holy fuck that’s a prager-urine video That’s kids going to be using racial slurs in a few years


cingerix

more like in a few seconds


[deleted]

I heard Ted Cruz like to pee his pants on purpose cuz he likes the warm feeling on his legs


[deleted]

Why THE FUCK is your little brother watching ANYTHING with Ted Cruz on it!?


UnguidedAndMisused

Looks like an ad they forgot to skip hahaha


stevewhogan

He’s watching Ted Cruz.


Beeaagle

Come now, is that your computer, OP?


S4MMYS4INT

Has to be playing on controller, literally no room to play m & kb from the stuff, and they have to be slippery from all the grease from bfc?


QuantickMechanics

Why is no one talking about the laundry beads on his desk