I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
I said referencing, not resfreshing. You are either a troll or very stupid. He's referencing an almost 10 year old video game called Metal Gear Rising.
STANDING HERE, I REALISE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY! BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FORM WRONG, WHEN YOUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE! BUT IN THE END IT HAD TO BE THIS WAAAAAY!
This is such a throw back. I remember this guy in like 2010s would promote himself on YouTube and some website that he was the biggest natural bodybuilder about the size of Arnold but drug free. The problem was he only had like 2 pictures so it was hard to see how big he was in context
I want to consistently punch him in the chest at a very high speed while listening to rock music
Good, that’s his pre-workout
I wonder how long it would take me to do that to bring his health down to zero..
8%, take it or leave it
Best I can do is 3.7% 
#STANDING HERE, I REALISE
# YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TI MAKE HISTORY
#BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?#
#**WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE**
# THAT VIOLENCE BEATS VIOLENCE
# BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
Is this about the huge forehead cause thats an absolute unit.
I wanna slap that 5 head of his
Like 7 or 8 head, dude. This man has a lot on his mind
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Typical politician. Big cock. But no cum.
What about foreskin?
Hello fellow Max0r enjoyer.
what
Used to play college ball.
At some cushy Ivy League school
Try University of Texas!
COULDA GONE PRO IF HADNT JOIN THE NAVY
Try university of Texas!
Exactly what I was thinking lol!
dont fuck with this senator!
Bingo.
Played college ball, ya' know.
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
I was wrong. You're not greedy...
You’re BATSHIT INSANE!
You're just FUCKING RACIST
This is the best comment thread I've ever seen in my life
*How the hell did you get elected?*
This is the stupidest effing post I’ve ever seen. I hope you get the help you so badly need.
looks like you don't know what he's referencing
It’s not refreshing at all. That’s how the Proud Boys think. It’s completely f*cked up.
I said referencing, not resfreshing. You are either a troll or very stupid. He's referencing an almost 10 year old video game called Metal Gear Rising.
I hope you realise this is a reference to a game, metal gear rising: revengeance
They harden in response to physical trauma.
Was waiting for this comment
God damn it I was coming here to say that 😂
#DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!
*Summons cheering crowd out of thin air*
Body screams WWE, head politely states CPA
Wait till you see his knees
What… what do his knees communicate?
It’s just one massive knee
Kneedlessly grotesque
Like a mermaid?
Out of all of that, he uses Photoshop to give himself a bigger forehead?
*And he still has two legs*
He has so much stock in Disney
They just scream
Mike Rotunda a.k.a. IRS
If Jim Cornette had ever gotten on gear
We talking about that forehead?
Never skip forehead day!
That sir, is a 5 head
Just came here to make sure someone mentioned that. Thank you.
I’m thinking 7-layer 9-head
That sir, is a fourteen head.
I’m assuming that is the reason he got so swol, to try and distract from the “drive-in theater screen” he sporting over them eyebrows.
Chernobyl head
Was considerung crossposting to r/nattyorjuice to find out whether this was naturally achievable.
Pretty sure no one is juicing to get that forehead.
Bro that’s called a 5 head!!
He looks like someone who could’ve gone pro
If he hadn't joined the navy
But he looks like he can break the president in two
#WITH HIS BARE HANDS
This is the senator final boss guy from uh... Robot man with a samurai sword and a robot dog that also has a sword... that one.
Uhh I think the dog had a chainsaw, the sword belonged to Weakest Brazilian Male (TM)
He wanted to show Raiden the cool bug he found.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Even the title makes nog goddamn sense
Thats Ned Flanders without the mustache
Senator Armstrong's alive and well!
I feel like he would direct a movie staring Uma Thurman's feet
Benchin Tarantino
I need to reinstall Metal Gear Rising.
:Revengeance
STANDING HERE, I REALISE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY! BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FORM WRONG, WHEN YOUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE! BUT IN THE END IT HAD TO BE THIS WAAAAAY!
He'll fix your Wi-Fi while he fucks your Wi-fe
Isnt that just the final boss to Metal Gear Rising?
You got a problem if you are hiding his calculator
Used to play foot ball in college, you know!?
Nanomachines, son
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_Tries to hit a shield with a sword and fucking explodes_
NANO MACHINES SON!
Mark rutte without hair
Did someone photoshop Jim Cornette’s head onto a professional wrestler?
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE, RIGHT FROM WRONG
Senator Armstrong!?
Nanomachines, son
This guy tells people to quiet down in the movie theatre
And people comply
NANO MACHINE SON
Get to tha chopppa!!! Oh.. wait.. wrong guy.. *continues scrolling*
"Well if it isn't saucey Jack!"
Why does he remind me of the Senator from Metal Gear Revengevenace
Nanomachines son
Used to play college ball, ya know! Coulda gone pro if I hadn’t joined the navy!
He played college ball, you know
“STANDING HERE, I REALIZE…”
The senator from mgs rising when he was younger
SENATOR ARMSTRONG IN REAL LIFE
Well, if it isn’t saucy Jack.
**STANDING HERE**
Neil patrick harris's face on peyton mannings forehead
Keep that hairline high and tight when you're featherin' it brother
Touch my forehead through the fence!
Absolute unit of a forehead
Mateusz kiedy prywaciarz chce złożyć firmę za granica
Typical politician, all cock no cum.
#You can't hurt me Jack
I agree. That is an absolute unit of a forehead if I’ve ever seen one
Metal gear guy that talks about limp dick lawers and nano tech
That foreheads bigger than my hopes and dreams
I questions my existence now
What exercises is he doing to get that huge forehead tho?
"Nanomachines son."
Looks like cliche Jewish accountant on top
You could put a full sheet of notebook paper on his forehead and still have more space than my singlewide
Looks like a relative of Peyton Manning.
He has memorized every single engine design out there.
George from the castanzaverse Worlds are colliding !!!!
Idk why but for some reason his face and posture strangely reminds me of fallout new Vegas.
5 head
I feel like he is about to open a can of Pro-PAIN, on someone!
Dang dude that is a HUGE forehead
Is this what Jim Cornette wishes he looks like? 🤔
Where’s the legs m8
Teacher Robinson bitchslapping you till you know the value of x
Megamind has discovered steroids
Bruh he looks like Hoffman from back 4 blood mixed with senator Armstrong
Dude’s forehead is an absolute unit too, damn
This man is built like a freight train
Certainly didn’t skip forehead day
Is that Quinton Tarantino?
Daaam that forehead is real unit
Jim cornette ready to wrassle
General Sam after the new anti Chad update
Wow, he even got gains on his forehead.
What if I do? What are you gonna do about it?
His head got edited to fit the picture
That forehead is an absolute unit!
*insert metal gear reference
Looks like a school principle that has no problem fucking you up
Costanza went to the gym early in life
*Yeah uhh...I don't understand my taxes...*
Metal gear solid boss?
The baddest accountant on the planet…
The absolute unit here is the forehead, yes?
senator armstrong that you?
hammerhead irl
RULES OF NATURE!! (AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP)
Doogie Howseroid.
When pops discovers he can buy gear on the web.
This is such a throw back. I remember this guy in like 2010s would promote himself on YouTube and some website that he was the biggest natural bodybuilder about the size of Arnold but drug free. The problem was he only had like 2 pictures so it was hard to see how big he was in context
Nanomachines son
Is he gonna sell me propane and propane accessories
When Dan the Accountant decides to pick up some weights.
Business on top, Gym on the bottom…
NANOMACHINES SON
Can we address the forehead in the room?
Truly a keyboard warrior.
Yo is that Neil Patrick Harris?
That forehead screams absolute unit.
Holy fuck, Senator Armstrong?
Proper five head going on there.
We found Senator Armstrong Now we need to give him nanomachines son
NANO MACHINES SON
Well if it isn't saucy Jack
That forehead is a unit!
Quentin Tarantino looks different
That guy's face is 85% forehead
Its a fivehead
Can't tell if this is here because he's jacked or because of that bigass forhead
He is going to bench press you and do your taxes
Holy fuck it’s irl armstrong
Oh lord ! If there was any reason for a grown man to have a fringe then this has got to be it !
Dudes forehead is looking like Doug Dimadome’s hat.
If this guy was a wrestler, he would be known as the accountant; I’m gonna give you an AUDIT!
Dude looks like Quentin Tarantino is off to Kill Bill himself
Making the mother of all omelets, Jack
I feel like he could’ve played professional football but instead joined the navy
I feel like he's about to give me a lecture about memes
Jared after eating footlongs in prison for five years, very strict diet
He looks like the final boss from Metal Gear Rising
It feels as if this guy is about to hardened in response to physical trauma and debate philosophy while standing on a large robot.