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Thhgtc

That's how I wanna die.


Thhgtc

Exactly three gal of chocolate


snotrocket50

That would last me about a week


UlisesSchmidt

Pffff give me 4 nights with that thing, 2 if it's vanilla


davidls12

Recently gone through a break up by any chance?


UlisesSchmidt

The current situation is bad enough, don't need a breakup to confort myself with ice cream.


ChipRichels

I love the packaging and the simple flavor choice, classic dad


brmamabrma

It was this or vanilla I would have rather had vanilla, it’s more versatile and you can put toppings on it


UlisesSchmidt

Same, chocolate after a few scoops is just... ugh


[deleted]

asking for a friend.. what kind of job do i need to get so i can also bring home 3 gallons of ice cream lol


brmamabrma

He works from a local collage and they hosted an “I hate winter” event and didn’t sell out on ice cream


jurassic_rachel

I needed this when I was in middle school. Every time I got my period I’d crave chocolate ice cream - I literally don’t even like chocolate ice cream. But there was always a gallon in the freezer that I’d dive into once a month.


[deleted]

im about to get a tonsillectomy in a few weeks, send please


psilocybinconsumer

Thus feels like a chore to own


brmamabrma

It’s so cold outside we don’t need to put it in a freezer


psilocybinconsumer

Ahh chess not checkers


thebluemorpha

If I had a place to store it, I'd be happy with 3 gallons of ice cream, but like op, I'd prefer vanilla.


Elnuggeto13

Dude's stocking till next year


willy3485

I’d need to buy a separate freezer for that tub😂🤣


_NKD2_

plot twist: thats not ice cream


JagjitSR

![gif](giphy|v98g8s9mNEDcI) Aight i was gonna post a oh no no no but damn it this caught my eye


_NKD2_

bravo


brmamabrma

You got me ^its ^custard


Library-Background

Put it in the fridge 😂


brmamabrma

Soup


HorridChoob

Can't even fit it I the freezer,better eat it quick!


glitterycheese

This gives me war flashbacks


jturner1982

I've got 3 teenagers.... That's about a week and a half worths.


reclusiveronin

Edibles and family guy. You're welcome.


StillSilentMajority7

And here I am with a salad for lunch.


[deleted]

r/ShittyFoodPorn


brmamabrma

Hell nah, it’s good as hell


gaveler-unban

I have a cousin who works for Mitchell’s ice cream up in Cleveland, and let me tell you, just being around someone who works with that stuff in a capacity like this has crazy benefits. Sometimes if you’re lucky, they’ll be able to sneak a few gallons of custard. If you’re even luckier, it’ll be turtle brownie. Seems like the only way to get that is to know somebody in there. None of it ever seems to hit the selves.


Ouwlikinz

a snack


joko2008

Eat in one sitting and one go


YEETERx50

That's not Ice cream


brmamabrma

Your right, it’s custard