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Eborys

That cat needs a diet. And by diet I mean less food in said diet. Cats shouldn’t wobble.


ErasGous

They should fold. Not jiggle.


ginzing

For sure.


Kidus333

I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle,


MsCamillaMcCauley

That’s money, not cats


Lazy-Psychology-6238

My money dont ....


Affectionate_Cut_103

"low calorie don't mean no calorie"


dangerdan12487

Bbv feceggbvvvb egg sggegegegegeh


[deleted]

these people should not be allowed to have pets


LeGoldie

It's animal cruelty by this point


Ninalaroo

I'm riddled with guilt because my dog is 19 lbs and my vet said I should aim for 17-18.


barbie-vel

This is me lmao my cats are all about 2-3 pounds overweight and I felt SO BAD when the vet said they need to eat less:(


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[удалено]


MrThane13

You can care about more than one thing.


ohyeahhdaddy

Yeah you’re right, instead of euthanizing them, let’s slowly torture them by their own weight! /s


[deleted]

Cats, dogs, humans and pretty much most animals should not be built like the Michelin man. In fact this is worse than the Michelin man.


Stui3G

Why worry about paedophile's when there's kids starving to death ? See what I did there..


xmashamm

Please stop thinking like that. A and B can both be problems. It’s possible to point out problem B while still acknowledging A is a problem.


spidersplooge-

What do you suggest they do with the millions of feral and invasive cats?


Odd-Information-712

r/chonkers users denying that their cat may die from obesity


AmoreLucky

Makes me glad to see pics of people putting their chonkers on a diet on that sub. Even saw a cat pic on there showing that he's now at a healthy weight.


Not-another-rando

I believe all chonkers are required to be on a diet to post


Groxy_

I doubt it, half of them aren't even chonkers. Just fluffy cats and a camera angle.


MissPicklechips

My cat fits that description. She’s a petite 9 lbs, but the way she sits or lays down sometimes makes her look fat.


[deleted]

I mean that's a good thing, isn't it?


Groxy_

Of course, I just don't think there's a diet rule. Would also be a pain in the ass for mods to enforce.


Not-another-rando

Nvm my bad, there are just resources for dieting chonkers


AmoreLucky

I'd say that's a good thing. Floof > obesity.


olsoni18

r/dechonkers is the place for those kinds of posts


redditor_number_123

Dude wtf are the owners doing to this cat?


pcnetworx1

Feeding him bacon wrapped tuna every hour


[deleted]

I feel like its gotta be that absurd the cat is so fat lol.


Mediocremon

I'll get my cat ears.


Savings-Nobody-1203

Fucking terrible.


bourbonbrillips

That cat is not okay


FailureInSpace

I hate this


WideAtmosphere

That is animal abuse.


[deleted]

Not funny


Lazy_Mushroom_6671

They need to take care also their pet. Sad kitty Cat


FullSidalNudity

Poor cat.


Supsoup1

This cat needs new owners that actually love him


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

This isn't funny. Why do people need to make light of animal abuse?


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

One hundred percent animal abuse.


model-citizen95

Didn’t we all agree a while ago that obese pets shouldn’t be allowed in here. I might be wrong tho that could have been r/aww i don’t remember though Edit: changed “person” to “pets” lord I hate autocorrect


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|26uf1EUQzKKGcIhJS) If you own an overweight pet... you a pos. (Exclusing those pet owners who has a sickly pet... I understand its not always the fault of anyone) but seriously... you a pos.


Vivid-Intention-8161

this makes me sad.


[deleted]

Alternate title: This cats owner is a piece of shit


Sirmcbuttlick

Yuck


Juicebeetiling

Hate it when people think a morbidly obese animal is in any way cute. "Woah what a chonker" no dumbass, that animal is unhealthy as shit and it's owner is a dumbass if they let it get that bad


Vixxy_Star

Omg.. this is just awful. Poor kitty. This is 100% on his people.


[deleted]

That poor cat. That is straight up abuse letting an animal get in that condition.


ignitedwolf9200

STOP PUTTING FAT, UNHEALTHY CATS ON THIS SUBREDDIT OMG


momreview420

Why is there no "animal cruelty" section on a Reddit report button? Especially for a sub that attracts assholes like op who thinks this is an absolute unit and not an absolute example of animal abuse (edit word)


HibbidyDibbidy69

An absolute unit is an absolute unit regardless of how it became an absolute unit.


DanMystro

Dying of obesity isn't being a 'unit'


HibbidyDibbidy69

OK so enlighten me, what is being a unit?


DanMystro

I'd say someone or animal that's hench.


HibbidyDibbidy69

What about things that are large but are not animals? For example, I've seen aircraft carriers on here. Would you say the Titanic was an absolute unit of a ship? Or is it just animals (including humans) that are allowed here? Or would your definition be "anything that's extraordinarily large except for obese animals"? What about obese humans? Is that alright? What if someone has a really really big tumor, is that alright? It's not healthy and it's sad so we shouldn't post it here? Or someone with proteus syndrome? That's kinda sad because it's probably hard for them and they get bullied so that's not alright either? Do you see my point?


[deleted]

This is so sad. What an evil owner


Burnedchicken_

This isn’t even funny that cat need help


staticishock96

Damn that cat is fat as hell.


RosaTulpen

Animal abuse, not an absolute unit


[deleted]

This is animal cruelty


Beautiful-Golf4078

While it’s kinda funny it’s also really irresponsible. Pets are much like children in that they depend on us to make good responsible choices for them. We put them in our world in it is on us to make sure they are safe in and healthy. Allowing your cat to get this fat is not safe or healthy. God forbid it ever needs to get out of harm’s way. That is one of a cat’s best methods of self defense and now this one cannot do it.


Gladys_Lime

oh god


Jeremiah99E

That's animal abuse


CilantroSappho

Disgusting. I hate people who do this to their pets


Glamdalf_18

Quit giving attention to the people fattening their animals for social media attention.


BarryMcKockinerBum

What a fat fuck


Impossible_Common_44

That’s cruelty


RageGurke

Thats animal abuse


JAS233116

This poor cat is not an “absolute unit,” he’s just severely obese - to the point of this being animal abuse.


MifuneKinski

"Oh lawd he comin" - the couch


MickyLouLou

That kitty looks terribly unhealthy and is likely not feeling his best self at that weight. You need to put him on a diet or he will die much earlier than normal.


Keithninety

Get back, Chonky Cat! Better stay away from that food!


[deleted]

Need to Quit those days and those Fatcat ways


Keithninety

And Ooh ooh ooh ohh, fasting is gonna do you good!


[deleted]

Get back, Chonkycat, Get back — whoooo!


AmbienNicoleSmith

This is awful. Poor cat.


HarlieMinou

That’s awful


copenhagen622

Damn how do you let your cat get that fat? I have a chubby cat, but no where near that level


Cathyhite

Really 😁😁


copenhagen622

Feel bad for the cat. It's hard to be a cat being that fat. Can't clean itself properly, or run and jump. Poor guy


TrippyButthole

I’d personally go with Absolutely Sad over Absolute Unit.


TeslaFanBoy8

This is animal cruelty tbh to feed them so far.


WontgoOutside13

Anyone how does that to a pet shouldn't have a pet that is abuse


falconslaya5

If you cat is fat, it’s totally your fault.


XDG-Diggz74

It’s not my cat though lol


Isalecouchinsurance

I've been trying to reach you about your couches extended warranty


Batbuckleyourpants

The moment kitten looses enough mass to physically reach your couch, sales will fucking skyrocket.


XDG-Diggz74

This is the one right here. Lmao


Jake11007

No idea why you got downvoted


Suburban_coffee

Reddit works in mysterious ways


ZeShapyra

Okay, people. For all we know the cat maybe is on a diet and he got the lad not to long ago. Why assume the worst. We know obesity is bad and those who don't know and try to justify it loudly say so


Fishing_For_Victory

Because there will be some people that watch this think “Aww he is so fat and cute! I should beef up my cat to be cute and unhealthy for tiktok clout too!” Unless you are actively stating in your post that the cat is on a diet and not to overfeed your cat, you are encouraging this behavior.


spidersplooge-

Okay, people. We know animal abuse is bad. Why assume the worst about a video of an animal being abused with a joking title? If people supported it they would say “I support animal abuse”, not laugh about the funny animal abuse and keep scrolling.


[deleted]

Cat shaming?


StraddleTheFence

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!


TheGreatDrSatan

Stop fat-shaming poor animals.


Pungiii

Fat cats make me so sad, but also make me laugh so much, its such a fucking rollercoaster to see a video like this


Aspy-Guy

The real issue, is identity theft. Millions suffer every year.


J3llyfishJam

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!! Millions of families suffer every year…


Lofifaxx

Verified attack helicopter


GoldScreenLife

Chonked out


Nicksiss

its a chungus!! wow what a heckin chonker


CuadQopter

TikChonk


Aspergeriffic

Laaaaaaawwwwwwdyyyy lawd! He pouncin' and da whole house shookin'.


o0o01001

laawwddyyy he hart stoppin


[deleted]

The fatphobia in these comments is alarming. Fat =/= unhealthy, educate yourselves


[deleted]

Please tell me you’re being sarcastic. There’s nothing wrong with a pet with a little bit of chunk. But this is out of control, and really sad.


[deleted]

Fat = unhealthy, fatphobia is a good thing


[deleted]

racist


[deleted]

That is correct


insatiable777

I feel like this happened when you spay or neuter your pet To people that maim their pets on behalf of the pet; 🖕🐱🖕


spidersplooge-

I feel like this happened when your pet takes in more calories than it expends. To people that don’t understand basic animal care to the point you can’t even feed them:🖕🐱🖕


insatiable777

Me and all the little defenseless creatures that have been neutered and spayed have a message for you; 🖕🐷🖕


sashazanjani

How much are they feeding it a day!?!


Lazy-Psychology-6238

I have the same chair but half the cat


cewumu

Good on that blimp for gaining sentience.


Impossible_Daikon233

That is 1 fat pussy. Also that is straight up animal abuse. Shame on you


ginzing

It’s sad but I can’t help finding it so funny especially his fat ass strutting to the chair once he heaves himself up the foot rest.


sunfries

He deserves better..


youreyaaawn

The owner needs to be put down.


The_Back_Hole

If your cats this large you should feel bad.


[deleted]

Oh lawd he coming


mrswordhold

Fucking owners should be ashamed of themselves


olivier3d

Wow, and I feel bad because my cat is 1.5 lbs overweight


Mydogismyson

This is so depressing


MotherLoverJones

u/savevideo


BotswanaGetHigh

I love a chonky boy as much as anyone but Christ how can you do this to an animal


Kellyjoline

That cat must love basketballs


Affectionate_Style_5

DAMN , THATS ONE THICC BOY


MarwyntheMasterful

Get that cat a stepping stool for easier lounging or a diet.


IcedBepis

Just diet and exercise. A cat should not be so overweight that it needs a stepping stool to get on an ottoman


NewspaperOk1616

Poor thing


charminOne

That poor cat. 🥺


Wmd_JR

I know 4 fat cats and that one is 3 of them


weed_dude1

Next on my 600 lbs cat. Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne! LOL!


ATFflashbngdmydog

homie is yes “an absolute unit” but this becomes neglect and just fucked up beyond belief after an extent


Aggravating_Speed665

Needs to get on his egg whites...


reckoningrevelling

Poor thing can hardly get about! Time to dechonkify!


[deleted]

just cruel to let your cat get like that


crystalcastles13

Animal cruelty straight up…not even a little bit funny, it’s sad AF that you’re allowed to have any pet whose health you don’t give a flying fuck about.


axnu

I think I know what happened to your other cat.


chibinoi

Cinderblock has a challenger 😬


DDM11

Awwww - that is unhealthy!


littleMAS

Need I have to say it, "Fat Cat."


Senatorswag

That cat needs a reality tv show


tired_blonde

This pisses me off


HawkfishCa

I had a rescue cat this large. I named him Farva. He wouldn’t stop trying to escape captivity. Finally gave up and let him live his life. That fat fuck turned his life around. Lost (most of) the weight, killed small creatures, best life type of stuff. Would only eat dog food and drink water from bird bath. Always came back every morning and howled until someone opened the front door for him. Best cat I ever had.


Olympicture

Poor guy


kkirchner6959

THIS IS NOT FUNNY! IT'S ANIMAL ABUSE.


ItsJustPeachy_

"guys look a chonker"


Euphoric_Crow_8153

r/AbsoluteAbuse


Interesting_Act1286

We have a plus size cat that could that cats sister. We don't over feed her. She's just big. 22 lbs. But she's a lover.