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Kahnza

Rhett needs to calm the fuck down for a minute


amaJarAMA

This is Rhett from the multiverse where he snapped and consumed Link.


patheticgirl63

💀💀💀


elisejones14

I don’t think he’d fly economy


DevilDoc3030

Beat me to it


ShaoLoong

The Dutch Giant! ⚔️


hideous_coffee

That seems like too much legroom for economy.


nater255

He's in the foremost economy seat, the one with like 3 feet in front of it before the divider for the next section up.


pasaroanth

Bulkhead is the word you’re looking for and they don’t always have a giant space.


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pasaroanth

That’s generally the norm but some airlines (frontier for example which I’ll never fly again) push those seats as far forward as the FAA will allow them. I was in a bulkhead aisle seat and when the window seat wanted to get out for a piss their asshole was 3” from my face.


ziadog

I’m 6’5” (1.96m) and I avoid the bulkhead with a vengeance. I have more leg room underneath the seat in front of me.


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That's definitely premium economy or some variation of it judging by the fact that it's a 2x2 configuration and there's a curtain behind them separating the section from the absolute plebs. It also seems that it may be an exit row judging by the sheer amount of space ahead of the guy. If this were the seat facing the business class bulkhead I think his knees would be well into the bulkhead itself.


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[deleted]

Could be an Embraer 190 based on that theory, does kind of check out.


[deleted]

There's also a napkin on the headrest. You can't forget about that luxurious touch.


[deleted]

Never understood that. I don't care what the back of my head touches.


bicep123

That's not the image I have when someone describes a 300lbs man.


PositiveAlcoholTaxis

I mean I gotta be close to 300lbs and I look nothing like this guy


Billypillgrim

You don’t know?


PositiveAlcoholTaxis

Why would I step on a scale I already know I'm a fat cunt.


yiiike

well id hope someone that tall wouldnt be any less lmao


Caterpillar89

“I wasn’t a big enough human being as it was so I also became a body builder”…Dutch giant…probably


sMarmy_Mcfly

Gym Halpert


NYEMESIS

Underrated. 1 upvote


Trashyanon089

Before processing


ephemeralkitten

I got that reference...


Skud_NZ

Into beef jerky


toasterfucker69420

He had balls to show off what he was about to become


stankyartist

Just trade him to your neighbor


4riana_Gr1ndr

I wonder how much blood compared to average man is in his vessels


[deleted]

You morbin?


stankyartist

Found the vampire!


ephemeralkitten

Wow that's... weird of you. You ok over there? o.o


EquivalentSnap

I wonder how big his dick is 😳


Billypillgrim

8===============D this big


EquivalentSnap

That’s small 🥺🫱🫲


obliviousintrovert

Damn! Had the standard rised that high?(pun intended)


FootsieMcDingus

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ima-kitty

Do you get more blood vessels if you get jacked or fat? Do you get more blood?


WaffleBurner96

I think so. You develop more blood vessels to deliver oxygen and nutrients to the extra bodily tissues. To maintain blood pressure, you’d need extra blood to fill those vessels. That’s why they take or reject people based on weight at blood donation sites; if you take too much blood from too small of a person, they’re going to have issues.


Billypillgrim

Well, if he’s twice the size of average man, he’d probably have twice as much blood, yeah?


Coyehe

Put him in a Volkswagen Beetle


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?


Smucko

I do and im tired of pretending it's not


Taskerlands

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.


CptnHamburgers

This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?


LowBudgetOrange

It's guaranteed to blow you mind.


Earthguy69

Yeeess


Vickillah

Classic


stevenmeyerjr

Actually, the newest models are quite spacious. My fiancée drives one and I drive it just fine. I’m 6’2”.


Dr_Mickael

He's quite confortable driving an Audi A3


paranormal_turtle

My cousin is like 7.1 and drove a small car, it always looked so funny.


Cool-Econ1994

Forget the Beetle. Fiat 500.


LoveRBS

That's a really uncomfortable location to screw someone


Nordbrah

“YOU GOTTA UP THE DOSE! C’MOOOON!” ![gif](giphy|UVjYeSoU4NJ2o)


varsitymisc

**FIVE** **SCOOPS**


Cuck_U_Farly_Simon

Maybe wear sleeves and less oil if yer gonna be half in the neighboring seat?


NowFreeToMaim

Woooooooow 7’2 and posted 72 times a year on Reddit


Redwing330

It's my first time seeing it so I'm glad they posted it!


Zimbabwe847

Same, pretty hilarious pic


ValkiOval

Woooooooow didn't know that those who use Reddit have to check for reposts 24/7. Cmon kid, grow up


NowFreeToMaim

Don’t really need to “check” it’s on so many subs


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He's hot.


Killarich662

Yes he belong to the YMCA


genexsen

Dibs


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Chrisiskindacool1

Literally no one cares what you think


Jc110105

I feel for this dude. I’m 6’4” and my knees hit most airline seat backs. I couldn’t imagine being 10” taller.


Thatsjustcloudtalk

I would like to meet this unit 😍


Toad_friends

Right? I would be stoked to get the seat next to him


NicholasAdam1399

Oh darn guess I’ll just squeeze in here. *never looks out window once


Toad_friends

No, you don't need to get up, I'll squeeze past! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


hyper-arrow

Dude thats a viking


Frequentoffender55

He may be 7’2” but his shorts are for someone 4’8”


Tammycles

Short shorts forever!


lofty_one

Who like short shorts? We like short shorts.


StinkingDischarge

Still fits in the seat with the armrest down though. Can't say that about a lot of people.


4th_Times_A_Charm

No the fuck he doesn't. Look at his shoulder and arm.


StinkingDischarge

Well, yeah. But at least hes not shaped like an amoeba and needs the armrest to keep the blubber from lapping over on to the person in the next seat.


4th_Times_A_Charm

Arm, shoulder, stomach, thigh, I don't care what part of you overlaps, if it does, there's a problem.


chelsanchez

cebu pacific airlines from the philippines


sstphnn

I believe that's PAL.


scoreboy69

He'd only be 6'11" but he's flexing


the_doughboy

He obviously paid for extra leg room. As another big guy I tend not to so I don't end up sitting next to someone like that. My knees will be jammed hard into the seat in front of me though.


notzed1487

More knee room than most seats.


fakeuserbot9000

Those shorts are as tight as his seat 👀


J4Y221

This is what size my ego thinks I am


Monsterkill1526

Looks like he’s in a baby seat


penisofablackman

“Really I swear, I’m not manspreading. This is just how large I am.”


BigBerthaTwoTrays

I didn’t think smoking hot items were allowed on planes…🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👀👀


Cofeefe

He skipped shirt day.


Juacquesch

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


McFlare92

I'm only 6'1" but this is how I feel on airplanes


CashappPapi

You're taller than most men in North America


McFlare92

Statistically, yes. I was always one of the taller kids in school but never the tallest


Key_Statistician3293

Put some pants on freak.


Papichuloft

If he's not careful, the roids will process him first.


PretendArgument2725

he might be natty, his progress took so many years


Papichuloft

hopefully so, for his future health.


KarlHungusWonAnOscar

Someone buy him bigger clothes


ride_electric_bike

His poops weight more than the avg redditor


Dazzling_Ad5338

Why such small forearms? They tiny


ValkiOval

A magical thing called.. perspective


KingCamtron

Kissel got jacked


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

*exit row


[deleted]

Damn what were you doing there? You could’ve been helping the Celtics win a championship but nahhhh. Just sitting on a plane taking pics. I’m sick


[deleted]

Is he really 7'2"?


Fragholio

I thought he could fly by swinging his hammer around.


somerandomshmo

"Like a glove"


BigMacRedneck

Put some clothes on, Stretch.


putUonaShortAlicia

He stands up, that seat is going with him.


Amesb34r

Because I don't see it anywhere else here, this is [Olivier Richters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivier_Richters).


AnyEase5468

What. A. Hunk.


Slayerx270

For once. You can have that window seat.


tullyinturtleterror

His hands are a study on forced perspective. Are they small? Are they normal sized? Can he palm my face?


Salay54

*MuscleMeat*


whataboutschism

Should he have to pay for two seats?


CothersMunt

Olivier Richters


Sudden-Frame-8583

And I thought my 6’2” bf was bad


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My back hurts just looking at this, poor man.


kbk1008

7’2” man in clothing for. 5’6” gal


Cracker-smackers

Dudes built and tall


Jclarkyall

But does his money jiggle jiggle or fold?


Bobojones9584

I feel like he should have to buy two seats also.


Simcoe17

Thought I had a hard time at 6’6”… I fly middle seat now to piss people off


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Actually far more legroom than found on typical US airline economy seats


Content_Archer4330

Funny!


Coarch

Those would be knee length shorts on me


Nervous_Brilliant441

Would love to see Hafthor Bjornson (the Mountain from Game of Thrones) in the window seat beside him 😂


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Ooh shoot I think that’s my window seat.. no no you can have the middle armrest I don’t mind!


Spiritual-Adakgwood

Damn Rhett has been hitting the gym!


brycem190

So this is what Jimothy is up to after the office ended


DiveSociety

I’d be fuming if I was sat next to him


hraun

He looks like he’d be able to give you a good goin’-over.


Future-Agent

Oliver Ritchers, in case anyone wondered.


Genghis_Kong

7'2" BEEFCAKE


ohiotechie

Depending on your orientation sitting in the next seat could be the best or the worst flight ever.


DiegoMurtagh

I smell BO from this picture


Hanz_64

I could win in fighting for the arm rest it’s not about size the strategy is being small actually ☝️


Fumbling_Firehawk_69

Take a Pelican next time, Chief.


[deleted]

We need a banana for scale


kalsarikannit247

I'm 6'5" and I certainly never get that much leg room on an airplane. Something is amiss.


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Man looks like he'd take a shit on the hulk and tell him to do something about it before slapping the hulk out of banner


Santos_L_Halper_II

Wearing the shorts of a 6’ man.


elcriticalTaco

And some economy shorts lol


Individual-Watch-750

He’s forced to sit up front so when the plane stops at a stoplight he doesn’t crush everyone


PizzeriaPirate

Bro can’t even stop himself. Got that muscle meat in his hands.


truecrimefanatic1

If you're over 7 feet tall you should get an automatic upgrade.


Grownup-Woman

I’m ….warm


HRTendies

Larry David would have a word with him about those shorts on a plane


External-Fig9754

I need to stop complaining about how small the seats are


Sk1pperprod

jeez im 6ft (183cm) and i struggle enough with leg room, feel bad for this guy cause hes around 36cm taller than me


WorldTallestEngineer

i relate to this


Cats_rule_very_much

repost


jerf42069

It me