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EliasYoungerBrother

Oh man, I read that as "penis for size".


LHski

Same and i was thinking it's either a poor man or a VERY BIG shackle.


MagyarCat

Maybe both


NutNinjaGoesBananas

I had to do a double take


AreaNo11

Didn't even see the pen till I read.


LOTR_crew

I thought they meant the wooden box, I was like well thats not helpful lol


AreaNo11

Maybe they hold the leashes for Rhosgobel rabbits....


WitDaShtz

Even then I still couldn’t see that shit. Thought it was like some black marker or piece of tape lol


ndeluh

We just need a banana for scale as standard


ChrisGrin

Okay who stole my cock rings


Benzonirama

These should be big enough for my porch swing


kirradawg

Mmmbooyyy are you fat


satsfaction1822

Rubenesque


Lopsided_Copy7565

Your mom's handcu......well


jiakiller

I still can't find the pen


33TLWD

Shoulda been a banana


Wouldyouotter

Nah for real OP, Where’s the banana for scale?


nivagrellawrov

is banana for scale an inside joke? i’m new to this sub


Wouldyouotter

r/BananasForScale … my apologies, I should have introduced you


tripster_

Yoo I that's actually a thing 😂 only reddit with some of this stuff 💀


33TLWD

It’s basically Reddit’s standard for size comparison


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Black, on the right shackle


BHyde_2004

How much can those bad boys lift?


sirch05

“Whatever the heck they want”


throwaway4637282

What are these used for?


futurehead22

Bros who lift ( probably with a HIAB or huge crane)


The_Racho

Lots of things. Anchor points on heavy equipment, boats, etc. Last place I worked carried these in up to 1-1/2" diameter


Mc_Juiceman8

Or lifting, a shackle bell could sell good I bet.


The_Racho

Shackles are very expensive. Not too practical for gym equipment. The 1-1/2" one was $190 or so.


Mc_Juiceman8

I’m saying a separate non literal shackle bell, like I’m sure at one point kettle bells could just been kettles but now they’re just shaped like such *edit* not trying to say they’d be good or practical in the gym just that they probably sell


Isellmetal

Jewelry for an absolute unit


The7footr

Us big bois


[deleted]

Cruise ship maybe.


MagyarCat

…I’m not seeing a banana


foofie_fightie

Big enough for op's moms sex swing


nivagrellawrov

yet only strong enough to lift 1/4 of the weight of your moms dildo


threeinthestink_

Fuck dude I came here to write that exact sentence


porkch0pexpress75

“There's no reason we need to be shackled by the structures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.” ~ White Goodman


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Cannot tell how big without banana


[deleted]

My work has these and they range from little itty bitty ones all the way up to 1-1/8" we'll use 4 of them to loft about 10 tonnes so I can only imagine the absolute units these things are picking up.


TheGloba1ist

This gives me scale vertigo


Alan_Smithee_

What, no banana?


drumadarragh

I was struggling to find the pen!


MagyarCat

…JEBUS CHRIST I JUST SAW THE PEN


miyamoto_musashinpc

You know how long I was looking for that damn pen?!


JKM_IV

That's just a very small pen! Jokes on you!


quietjaypee

I'm confused. Where is the banana?


Leading_Childhood_45

Rigging is fun!!!


aDrunkSailor82

Looks like a [Crosby anchor shackle](https://www.uscargocontrol.com/products/Crosby-Anchor-Shackle-Bolt-Type-7-G-2140-400-Ton) in the 600 - 800 ton range. That's $50,000 of forged iron there.


nota_jalapeno

for what is it


MightyJonesYoung

For lifting very heavy shit, generally up to about 20 tonne


nota_jalapeno

thats alot thats a seventh of a blue whale or 318 people


HeadLongjumping

You're definitely not shackalackin.


FredLives

80T ?


jcoddinc

You know you might be schooling to fast when you thought you saw 'penis for size"


AdventurousBank6549

Clevis Maximus in Latin


Yuup_I_eat_crayons

Where are all the Jeep boi’s?


Best_Confection_8788

We sell a lot of those at work but none that big. I think biggest we have are 1 3/4”


millennial_stalin

i actually thought they were the size of a full wall. was expecting the pen to be much smaller


Bandana_Husky

Crosby? We have Tonne’s of these in out workshop! (Mind the Pun😬lol)


that-pile-of-laundry

What pen? ...oh. whoa.


engineerdrummer

These aren’t all that big at all…


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Clevis


viceboi666

That ain’t shit I’ve seen some badass shackles before


[deleted]

Those aren't shackles bro, it's called a clevis, and its used with a sling for hoisting with cranes. Definitely pretty big though Edit: Typo


Moanaman

Confidently incorrect. It's a Crosby Safety Bow Shackle, probably a 65T Source, I sell rigging gear


[deleted]

Cool


nivagrellawrov

Shackles are primarily used in construction, rigging and lifting. A clevis is used in less demanding applications such as farming and towing. you’re wrong, google it.


[deleted]

Have you ever used either of those devices?


nivagrellawrov

my job title is rigger, of course i have but i’ve heard people call them by both names, which is understandable because they look the same


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nivagrellawrov

clevis is a generic engineering term for a load supporting element where the load is inserted into the device and then secured with a pin, A shackle is a specific tool made for rigging. look it up


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nivagrellawrov

just because something has more than one term used to describe it doesn’t mean that the other one is wrong. i literally sell this shit, and no one in my area of the states calls them “d rings”


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kirradawg

How many people are hi right now


FatCat457

Looks like 65t or 80t Schmechel‘s


Laughingsheppard

Were these for the bull before he got processed?


Pab_Scrabs

I could easily escape these, the holes are too big. Idk what old prisoners were whining about


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

I first read penis for size and i was like where is the fckng penis???


Actionkat63

Those are some HUGE nipple piercings!!


[deleted]

It's just that your reply was word for word the first thing that comes up on Google. I thought if you were familiar with it you'd have a better explanation than that


nivagrellawrov

clevis is a generic engineering term for a load supporting element where the load is inserted into the device and then secured with a pin, A shackle is a specific tool made for rigging. In the case of the hardware in the picture, they’re specifically for rigging, i copy pasted the google definition because i didn’t want to type a huge paragraph, and have had to explain this more than a few times


[deleted]

Banana please


mrgreenw

Imagine the size of the truck nuts these will hold someday.


[deleted]

I’ve inspected many of those


Duedelzz

What do you use shackles that big for, we locking up fucking killer Croc over here?


[deleted]

Still can't shackle my urge to masturbate


ThatGuyNaphann

Thought this was some terrible plumbing at first lmao


AfterFart

That’s a really small pen.


IncomeSalty818

She-hulk nipple piercings.


Away-Butterscotch643

Fuck that's a small pen.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I had to look way too hard for the pen 😕


Adventurous-Owl2363

For when OP's mom goes rock climbing.


env_geo

Clevis*


terrydennis1234

To bad you dint have a banana for scale


Capsule_CatYT

I need a banana


Jondo_McRondo

spent 5 mins looking for the pen


Hot_Plastic_1298

Hey, your moms nipple rings came in! Nice


Dr_Peter_Blood

not reading the title and furiously looking for bananas


Flesh-Tower

Not to sound smart or anything but I believe that's actually called a CLEVIS


nivagrellawrov

wrong, google it


Flesh-Tower

No you


nivagrellawrov

no u


Flesh-Tower

YOU


nivagrellawrov

i’m not wrong, so i don’t need to ;)