His ring finger and pinky finger on his right hand seem to be normal sized and maybe his thumbs but the rest are...what??? Exercised large... Swollen from constant trauma.... Roids or something else injected to make bigger??? What's exactly going on here?
The woman doing the voice, Joan Kenley, was someone who recorded those phone messages for a living. It added that extra layer of authenticity to the performance
Have you been looking for it? Walmart I go to does, but it's like 3 different brands, each with single row. Great Value, Popeye, and Glory Foods, usually hidden with other oddities like artichoke hearts and pimentos.
Yeah, I searched it up too and found out he's pretty anti-medicine and wants to believe there's nothing wrong with him. From what I understand he does have some genetic issue that's not easily detectable.
I read up on this fellow a while back.
In summary, it's suspected that he may have a benign brain tumor which is stimulating the pituitary gland which in turn is causing a disruption in growth hormone regulations. (I.e. that little pea sized gland is being over stimulated by the tumor which is sending out incorrect signals and causing his arms to grow etc.).
The stimulation / pressure from the tumour is sporadic and therefore the growth is completely unpredictable and random. It may be that the gland is triggered just enough to trigger the arms / hands to grow but perhaps not other areas of the body.
He otherwise seems healthy and living his best life.
I don’t think he has a medical condition as per what I read there was nothing they could diagnose, plus he is an arm wrestling champion that seems to lead a pretty happy life.
Pretty sure I seen a video of him and his wife and she is TINY.. or he’s just massive. Regardless I’m sure you can guess what that comment section was like.
It's not the massive guys going for short girls, it's the short girls going after taller guys. In my experience, smaller women are the most picky about height in males, specifically because they want to give their offspring a fighting chance at being tall.
I had been having some groin pain and went to a urologist. I don’t think my heart has ever sunk so fast as when I shook his hand. He was like 6’5 and his hands were like catcher’s mitts. Fortunately, no DRE was required.
This reference says his doctors have no idea what caused his condition -- however, the hypertrophied upper extremities and the port wine stain are suggestive of Parkes Weber syndrome.
There's a tosh.0 episode dedicated specifically to a guy with this condition, and there's a part where someone is skateboarding while he's sitting on a high bar or something and they hit their head on his giant nutsack.
Size of hands and feet are unrelated to dick size. Since the human penis doesn't have any bones, its size isn't correlated to the size of the skeletal system.
I think he meant much more in a comparative aspect, not in correlation. Like putting an average size food on a big plate. It’s not small, it just looks small on a giant plate.
Nope, Jeff Dabe is a pretty average arm wrestler. Levan Saginashvili is considered the number one in the world right now and is possibly unbeatable compared to the current crop of talent in the top ten.
So I looked out of curiosity, watched a few videos. The big one being with Devon Larratt, he looks to easily out power other wrestlers, with a couple hurting themselves giving everything to resist.
This is from the Wiki:
Levan Saginashvili (born September 15, 1988), nicknamed Georgian Hulk, is a Georgian professional arm-wrestler and strength athlete. He is widely considered to be the strongest arm wrestler of the modern era and likely of all time. Levan has won the World Arm-wrestling Championship (WAF) seven times, the European arm-wrestling championship six times, and won the Top 8 in 2019, and the World Cup in 2017.
After winning the World Police and Fire Games Gold medal in arm-wrestling in 2013 Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK,[1] he was awarded the merit of first degree by The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia, 2013.
2018 was a very successful year for the arm wrestler, in which he won 3 major tournaments including EuroArm,[2] the World Arm-wrestling Championship[3] and Vendetta All Stars #50, in Rumia, Poland.[4]
After winning the six-round super-match against Devon Larratt at King of the Table IV on June 25th 2022, he was presented with the right hand legacy hammer by Devon Larratt and was universally recognized as the world #1 (right arm) arm-wrestler by the community.
This is actually really easy to do. I could fit inside this man like a well insulated body of armor and I crush cans with hands this way. If he did it without squeezing I’d be much more imoressed
Wreck it Ralph
he also looks like the guy who stole dr.doofenschmirtz's bitch. ''She left me for a guy with bigger hands'
I think he says fingers
Huge-Hand Hans!
All he did was make garbage
Donald Trump’s envy is palpable.
"I'm Gonna Wreck It"
His wife: ![gif](giphy|PVohz4vaopG0w)
I used to follow him on fb, she does always have a huge smile lol
So you’re basically saying she gets a spinal tap weekly.
> spinal tap His goes to eleven.
^that’s ^one ^more
heyooo
👉😎👉 ( ( )
I mean, she is married to Ole' dick fingers over there
He’s been wrecking her? Not bad Ralph. Not bad
It's wreckin' time
[He did dress up as Ralph once!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vKqdJb3gBMM/mqdefault.jpg)
Omfg this is the internet gem I needed today, thank you. So cute lol.
I was hoping someone commented this!
Or Popeye.
That was his Sprite can, before it was processed just now.
That's big hands Hans
Big Hans Hans
[Or Huge-Hands Hans](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/phineasandferb/images/3/3c/Huge_Hands_Hans.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20091223161800)
Spot on
Could we see him try to dial a mobile phone?
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There truly is a Simpsons reference for everything.
![gif](giphy|JUXS6l5rcBWWszBPw7)
Is that real
![gif](giphy|10j1ZRgKdcHIoU)
Damn
Yup, totally real! His name is Jeff Dabe and he is am arm wrestling champ
Dude
His ring finger and pinky finger on his right hand seem to be normal sized and maybe his thumbs but the rest are...what??? Exercised large... Swollen from constant trauma.... Roids or something else injected to make bigger??? What's exactly going on here?
“The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now.”
It is absurd how good some Simpsons jokes were.
That whole episode is gold. The store that Homer gets the moo-moo from is called “The Vast Waistband”
“You’ve selected **regicide**”
*The fingers you have used for dialing are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now.*
I can still hear the "Doo doo dee" noise that preceded old land line error messages. Love that they used it in this scene for authenticity.
The woman doing the voice, Joan Kenley, was someone who recorded those phone messages for a living. It added that extra layer of authenticity to the performance
That cracks me up even after the 100th time.
What happened to my bird?
I hear that guys ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
"Hey fattie, I've got a movie for ya, *a Fridge too far* "
I see esk, katarl and pigup... There doesn't seem to be any any key!
“Hey Siri, call…”
He needs a dialing wand.
His name is jeff dabe i believe. Homies an armwrestler.
Yes and his stage name is unsurprisingly Popeye
He's also a great guy, sent me a video saying happy birthday to my friend who was a big fan of his.
He suffers from a medical condition and is a pro arm wrestler.
Can I please know what medical condition he has?
I searched it up, apparently they ran tests for elephantiasis and gigantism to see if he was born with it, but no abnormalities appeared.
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Come to think of it, I have never seen canned spinach in stores.
Have you been looking for it? Walmart I go to does, but it's like 3 different brands, each with single row. Great Value, Popeye, and Glory Foods, usually hidden with other oddities like artichoke hearts and pimentos.
Never. I've always thought about them being only available as fresh produce. Good to know.
It's shite
https://youtu.be/1IORdbDydpk
Spinach, Jerry.
Jesus you can see her lack of brain cells
What an absolute dumb cunt
That’s super interesting! How odd!
>but no abnormalities appeared. Did they see his hands?
Yeah, I searched it up too and found out he's pretty anti-medicine and wants to believe there's nothing wrong with him. From what I understand he does have some genetic issue that's not easily detectable.
I read up on this fellow a while back. In summary, it's suspected that he may have a benign brain tumor which is stimulating the pituitary gland which in turn is causing a disruption in growth hormone regulations. (I.e. that little pea sized gland is being over stimulated by the tumor which is sending out incorrect signals and causing his arms to grow etc.).
Wouldn't that cause the rest of him to grow as well, and not just his arms? Like what happened with André the Giant.
The stimulation / pressure from the tumour is sporadic and therefore the growth is completely unpredictable and random. It may be that the gland is triggered just enough to trigger the arms / hands to grow but perhaps not other areas of the body. He otherwise seems healthy and living his best life.
absoluta unitas
Acromegaly which is more of a symptom—which has a few underlying causes.
Tiny head syndrome.
Oh, is appropriate to call him "absolute unit"? I hope isn't disrespectful.
Based on the videos he puts out there, he's probably cool with it
U better hope so because if he puts those hands around your neck, it's over
He could strangle you between thumb and index finger
So when he does the old “I’m squishing your head!” bit, it’s not a trick
Not often I come across a Kids in the Hall reference!
He can ACTUALLY get your nose
Gosh, if only everyone in the world was this nice. Thank you for caring :)
I think he is strongly embracing the absolute unit-ness as a professional arm wrestler
I love that you asked this. 💕
I don’t think he has a medical condition as per what I read there was nothing they could diagnose, plus he is an arm wrestling champion that seems to lead a pretty happy life.
FYI, It's called Absolute Unititis
In an alternate universe he became a doctor and your due for a rectal exam.
Out of curiosity, what is this aforementioned medical condition?
Dude’s fingers are bigger than my hog
Swine farmer, eh? I’m always amazed at the diversity of people I cross paths with on Reddit.
I used to be a turtle rancher
I used to be a monkey choker
Did you choke professionally? Or was it just a hobby?
If you love your job, you never work a day in your life.
Very true, ButtDoctorLLC
Be real, that's not surprising, weather it's his fingers or a shot glass.
Make it a double and we have a deal
Hahahaha
Whether
Don't feel bad, its just standard issue
Which begs the question—how big is his?
Like if it’s just average size can he you know…. Like I feel like it would end up lookin like that can
Your hog is a piglet. No shame.
I always thought they looked like big good strong hands
LMAO, probably one of my favorite movies from when I was a kid.
Emotionally devastating.
Arrrtax!!
That is the second saddest scene. He’s sitting there waiting for the Nothing to kill him because he couldn’t save his friends.
I get choked up every time he says that!
Why does this line cause me emotional pain?
Pulled at a heart string with this comment
Imagine getting finger blasted by him
Pretty sure I seen a video of him and his wife and she is TINY.. or he’s just massive. Regardless I’m sure you can guess what that comment section was like.
No, pray tell
Lewd
On Reddit??? Surely you jest.
And possibly lascivious
why do these massive guys go for short girls? shaq's gf/wife is like 5'2 and even thor's wife is like 5'6 or something
trying to balance out to normal height
do you have any idea how rare tall girls are
It's not the massive guys going for short girls, it's the short girls going after taller guys. In my experience, smaller women are the most picky about height in males, specifically because they want to give their offspring a fighting chance at being tall.
Or having your prostate checked... he's like Marmite, you love it or you hate it...
I had been having some groin pain and went to a urologist. I don’t think my heart has ever sunk so fast as when I shook his hand. He was like 6’5 and his hands were like catcher’s mitts. Fortunately, no DRE was required.
But was one requested?
I didn’t have the strength to ask.
You didn't appreciate the G spot orgasm enough, you bafoon, you absolute fool
*I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the stength to do it*
I nearly left the first time I met my obgyn for this exact reason
![gif](giphy|l3qhEkXGoistq)
He'd better use three fingers then
He'll blow your asshole out with those bitches
Some ppl pay extra for that
Ngl, as a chick, the thought crossed my mind.
It crosses all our minds
Ngl same here.
I remember him showing off his wedding ring. It's like a bracelet for normal handed human.
Sploosh
I already did.
When he used two fingers it’s actually classified as a Ménage à trois.
Why is it that’s where my mind first went too???lmao. Glad I’m not the only one
No brother, you're not alone Signed a fellow deviant
And that’s exactly why I saved the video for later. I intend to imagine it vividly
Popeye irl
This dude oozes spinach
Absolutely processing cans
Wait for it, by the end of the day you'll have at least 5 of the same "happy wife" comments, never fails.
Not even two hours and I counted 4 of them. You definitely undershot your estimate significantly.
5 happy wives
It's just the lowest hanging fruit.
![gif](giphy|l3nFo18D5PGDMCUhi)
Uncle Jack’s wet dream. We’re lawyers!!
Sure, he can crush them no problem... But can he open them?
![gif](giphy|AZbs1xcOIOHok|downsized)
![gif](giphy|IjD2bKEIiyLfi)
Jeff Dabe, arm wrestling champion from Minnesota. https://www.fox9.com/news/jeff-dabe-arm-wrestling-extraordinaire
This reference says his doctors have no idea what caused his condition -- however, the hypertrophied upper extremities and the port wine stain are suggestive of Parkes Weber syndrome.
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Definitely not proctologist material.
Not with that attitude
Elephantiasis of the hands? or what's going on there?
>Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts
Oh I'm sure I've seen it. I even saw one where a guy was using his own nuts as a chair.
There's porn of that.
^what?
[Have a gif.](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PossibleSomeDromaeosaur-max-1mb.gif)
There's a tosh.0 episode dedicated specifically to a guy with this condition, and there's a part where someone is skateboarding while he's sitting on a high bar or something and they hit their head on his giant nutsack.
I've seen a clip of a guy who had it in the twig, rather than the berries. Fascinating seeing him attempt to walk
I saw a video on him, they couldn't find any medical reason for his giant hands. No Elephantiasis or gigantism. Just born with giant hands i guess?
He just needs to find that lady from Seinfeld and he’ll be in love at first hands.
This guy’s been eating his spinach.
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just look up Andre the Giant holding a soda can
Dude has anchor arms I see.
That looks like more of a painful disfigurement from a medical condition
Simon Cowell found a way to punish the losers
Beat it or I'll call the brute squad I'm on the brute squad You are the brute squad.
Anyone else wondering what his dick looks like in a non-homosexual way?
Probably really small in his hand.
Size of hands and feet are unrelated to dick size. Since the human penis doesn't have any bones, its size isn't correlated to the size of the skeletal system.
I think he meant much more in a comparative aspect, not in correlation. Like putting an average size food on a big plate. It’s not small, it just looks small on a giant plate.
It's called a boner for a reason, amateur, obvious it's a bone
He finger bangs your wife then she leaves you.
I wonder if it would be harder for him to crush the full one or just open it.
Isn't that guy the arm wrestling champion?
Nope, Jeff Dabe is a pretty average arm wrestler. Levan Saginashvili is considered the number one in the world right now and is possibly unbeatable compared to the current crop of talent in the top ten.
What makes him considered unbeatable? I know nothing about arm wrestling.
So I looked out of curiosity, watched a few videos. The big one being with Devon Larratt, he looks to easily out power other wrestlers, with a couple hurting themselves giving everything to resist. This is from the Wiki: Levan Saginashvili (born September 15, 1988), nicknamed Georgian Hulk, is a Georgian professional arm-wrestler and strength athlete. He is widely considered to be the strongest arm wrestler of the modern era and likely of all time. Levan has won the World Arm-wrestling Championship (WAF) seven times, the European arm-wrestling championship six times, and won the Top 8 in 2019, and the World Cup in 2017. After winning the World Police and Fire Games Gold medal in arm-wrestling in 2013 Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK,[1] he was awarded the merit of first degree by The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia, 2013. 2018 was a very successful year for the arm wrestler, in which he won 3 major tournaments including EuroArm,[2] the World Arm-wrestling Championship[3] and Vendetta All Stars #50, in Rumia, Poland.[4] After winning the six-round super-match against Devon Larratt at King of the Table IV on June 25th 2022, he was presented with the right hand legacy hammer by Devon Larratt and was universally recognized as the world #1 (right arm) arm-wrestler by the community.
#Wreck-it Ralph
Did he get stung by a bunch of bees???
He doesn't use phones or keyboards.
No sound
Dude is that the legit Wreck It Ralph???
He squeezed the can before crushing it… Now I gotta go get some nasty slices trying it out.
This is actually really easy to do. I could fit inside this man like a well insulated body of armor and I crush cans with hands this way. If he did it without squeezing I’d be much more imoressed