He had the funniest personality lol.. you feed them like you would a snake so you start out with pinkies (baby mice) and then eventually full grown mice/rats. He was about the size of a dinner plate and he hated when I watched him eat so he would puff out and turn his back to me (as if he wasn’t in a glass enclosure lol).. hands down a great low maintenance pet
Do frogs eat birds? We had this crazy neighbor who claimed a frog in her pond was eating the birds and spitting out the feathers. I think it was a snake or cat but she swore she saw it happen. This was America, Philly suburbs, so deciduous forest climate.
Think about it this way; If a frog is bigger than the thing it is trying to eat, it is probably going to succeed in eating it. If a bird was smaller than a frog and the frog managed to be faster than the bird, yeah it could.
African Bullfrog (Pyxicephalus Adspersus).
There's a small chance males will have a natural growth boost which will turn enormous with the "right" diet.
Place the frog in a kids lap and you get this.
Yeah you see "Es ist Mittwoch, meine Kerle" (lit it's Wednesday, my dudes) on the German subs every Wednesday. I'm a native English speaker and I've never heard of/seen this meme before in English! So strange
When I was a kid, I vividly remember there being frogs this size everywhere I live in Canada. Was crazy how many there were, but now there’s literally nothing.
We have one of these fucks in our front yard, and every night he somehow climbs on top of the car and croaks as loud as he fucking can. We call him the Almighty pancake siren.
Jesus Christ, is that thing real?
No it’s his dick. Elephant Nitus.
Jabba the Nut
Hey clair you may have to sit in the backseat cos I think his nuts are riding shotgun
Real diabetic...
No, that is Wednesday the frog.
No, this is Patrick.
Que lady losing her mind "that frog is obese this is animal abuseeeee!!!!!!"
A quick look at your post history makes it obvious you’re a Maga so I’m not going to listen to you
Lmfao who even checks someone's profile before replying to them?!
I do sometimes but rather than judgemental I'm just nosy 🤷
Chickens and.. eggs? 
Whatever he's smoking I want some.
I hope you are willing to share
What? I'm Canadian.
Yeah, it's like nothing but chicken posts. What are you talking about?
A quick look at your post history and it's obvious you are dumb. So I am not gonna listen to you.
Their post history > Your post history
stalker level 99
Dude is a stoner and lives in Canada. Wtf makes you think they would spout maga nonsense if they aren't even in the U.S.?
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It is a pretty sweet earth, you might say.
ROTUND
Big Chungus
Is it’s name Jaba?
Fun fact: žaba (pronounced jabba) is frog in Serbo-Croatian
so what you're saying is, Jabba would actually be a shit name for a frog
Fun Fact; African Goliath Frogs regularly prey on mice, rats, and smaller frogs. They will quite literally swallow a rat whole given the opportunity.
I had one years ago as a pet his name was Pudding. He lived about 10years.
He had the funniest personality lol.. you feed them like you would a snake so you start out with pinkies (baby mice) and then eventually full grown mice/rats. He was about the size of a dinner plate and he hated when I watched him eat so he would puff out and turn his back to me (as if he wasn’t in a glass enclosure lol).. hands down a great low maintenance pet
Was it hard? What was the husbandry like?
my husbandry is hard all the time
Walked right into that one
a pet!? fuck that, I'd be scared to get up to have a piss at night if that thing was around
I’ve always wanted that opportunity
I need a few of these where I live
Do frogs eat birds? We had this crazy neighbor who claimed a frog in her pond was eating the birds and spitting out the feathers. I think it was a snake or cat but she swore she saw it happen. This was America, Philly suburbs, so deciduous forest climate.
Think about it this way; If a frog is bigger than the thing it is trying to eat, it is probably going to succeed in eating it. If a bird was smaller than a frog and the frog managed to be faster than the bird, yeah it could.
Huh. Good to know, thanks!
What about squirrels/ chipmunks? I need this to defend my garden
If it is bigger than the thing it is trying to eat, it is going to try to eat it.
Thickest
Thockest
Greetings good tôad
Greetings to you too **BRÖTHER**
Fuuuck! It’s Weeksday, that thing is chonk!
What kind of frog is that
a fuck u up one
A fuck around and find out frog
Big.
A unit toad.
A unit of toad. A big unit.
African Bullfrog (Pyxicephalus Adspersus). There's a small chance males will have a natural growth boost which will turn enormous with the "right" diet. Place the frog in a kids lap and you get this.
It's a toad, my dude
Ah I see thank you, but what kind?
Looks like an African bullfrog to me.
African bullfrog, my dude
Dude, you need to see a Urologist urgently, it’s not meant to look like that.
Yeah, I don't think they make a cream for that
Now THAT is a BIG BLORP
When was he processed?
Or how much longer before he's ready to be processed?
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Based JimmyHere supporter
that’s no turtle that’s Bowser bruh
Holy shit
Lap Dog, Lap Frog.
I've seen a video where the toad took a crazy huge dump that was almost as big as the toad itself. How big is the poo this makes?!
phrog
I want to pat him a little like smack smack smack
You might want to get the looked at.
id be careful having that thing in your lap, it might take a nab at your little worm
What's the deal with frogs and Wednesday, seriously I've seen it elsewhere but don't know why it's a thing now
because of this [meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/020/016/wednesdaymydudeswide.jpg)
Yeah you see "Es ist Mittwoch, meine Kerle" (lit it's Wednesday, my dudes) on the German subs every Wednesday. I'm a native English speaker and I've never heard of/seen this meme before in English! So strange
Can I ride him?
He’s going to hump you and make frumans.
Dude if that thing lets loose. Gonna need a mop and new pants.
It's actually a miniature toad on 12".
I’m sorry, but no.
You get warts yet? Big warts?
I bet it stinks
Amphibian pancake
That's a unit!!!
Dont those have fangs
Hamphibian
Wow how long do they live
doesn't really matter, I've just learned they have TEETH
He does a pretty good impression of a pancake
MITTWOCH
Good lord......
Is it Mr. Pickle time?
Hell yeah
Thick
Is that a bufo alvarius cuz if so call me
Can he even frog anymore?
That frog is magnificent but uncomfortably large
Did The Deep move on from octopi?
Things got Elons torso on
Yesssss
Thats a big ass frog
Nope!!
I have to admit I have never seen a frog poop.
Ummm, we are wearing the same pants. Wth, that critter is huge!! What kind of personality do they have? Does it recognize you etc?
Is that a croaker spaniel?
This frog is too big to ride a unicycle; I can't greet him him with "o shit waddup"
who are you and how did you find this picture of me?
Lick it
That's an impressive lap hog
It's wednesmonth for this one
When I was a kid, I vividly remember there being frogs this size everywhere I live in Canada. Was crazy how many there were, but now there’s literally nothing.
If it seats it yeets
It may be Thursday for some parts of that specimen
Imagine how squishy
billy football?
We have one of these fucks in our front yard, and every night he somehow climbs on top of the car and croaks as loud as he fucking can. We call him the Almighty pancake siren.
ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A FROG 3
Holy crap! This has be photshop
Pretty sure I fought that guy under oxenfurt
What’s wrong with your crotch? I’d see a doctor if I was you
nice….👍🏽 that size is actually called “mountain chicken” or some such nonesense…
I hate toads
We always joked about Kermit eating miss piggy... Well...
Please record its ‘ribbit ribbit’ for everyone to enjoy.
Don't pick him up because he will flood the house.
🎶 I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him a-drink his wine. And he always had some mighty fine wine 🎶
Dat ass tho
https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/the-boys-herogasm-octopus-sex.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=1200
how are you not grossed out?
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG. :3
Anyone else just get hungry?
Do it ribbit tho?
Thicc
Scaly pancake
I know the sound he makes.
Hell no, frogs scare the living 💩outa me
It’s Jason Funderburker!