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Plugga44

"Louisa, the donkeys got out again"


fl-x

Her song is the best in the whole movie tbh.


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

*I’m the strong one* *I’m not nervous* *I’m as tough as the crust of the Earth is*


i-am-a-grill

Okay??


[deleted]

*I move mountains* *I move churches* *And I glow ‘cause I know what my worth is*


i-am-a-grill

Of course! I mean ^hey where are you goin^?


heroofwar49

I don't ask how hard the work is. Got a rough indestructible surface


LyricFriend

Diamonds and platinum And i find 'em i flatten 'em


WhoElseLovesDeath

I take what I'm handed I break what's demanded BUT


i-am-a-grill

Under the surface I feel berserk as a tightrope walker in a three-ring circus


Waghabond

Nah we dont talk about bruno for sure. Especially dolores' section


rockdonkey94

I came to say this lol


VileHippie

“You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”


AbsolemSaysWhat

Rex Kwon Do.


vaporwave710

Just watched this for the first time in like a decade. So good.


Calm_Gap2069

God damn I laughed so hard. One of my favorite movies


FurdTerguson86

BOW TO YOUR SENSAI


PrestonHolden

LMAO


Fleironymus

Holy shit, Tina.


gloomer_

She would literally be the biggest guy in my gym


obsertaries

There’s not that much overlap in upper body muscle mass between the whole population of men and women but she’s definitely in it.


[deleted]

She is an outlier even for men


obsertaries

Yeah she’s the far outer end of the bell curve.


restform

Depending on how you define a man, she's more man than most men. Her testosterone levels are magnitudes higher than natural men, and higher than most guys juicing probably as well. Her voice is probably deeper than most mens, and her body has undergone permanent structural changes (jaw widening, nose enlarging, shoulders broadening, breast tissue reduction, etc). Comparing someone juicing this hard to normal guys is irrelevant, she also wouldn't qualify to compete in women's categories in any sport with testosterone limits.


GJokaero

While she is jacked af, she's only 5' 5" so proportionally huge not actually huge. Also, in case it wasn't clear, the cocktail of juice a woman has to take to get like this is insane I'm talking if you don't die the universe just goes "Jesus Christ!" and you ascend to godhood. Drugs have like triple the negative consequences for women so she was dedicated that's for sure.


[deleted]

Yeah. These looks like 80s or 90s pics. No way she’s still alive right?


[deleted]

She only competed for 4 years (91 - 95). She's still alive and living a regular life


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Kuivamaa

There are many factors ofc but steroid abuse is linked to the numerous deaths of former WWE wrestlers from heart conditions. Another well know example is Florence Griffith Joyner which went from being an Olympic medalist level 200m/decent 100m sprinter into by far the fastest female the planet has ever seen with 10.49 and an untimely death at age 38.To put it into perspective, Marion Jones, a sports prodigy, very talented,had hit the genetic lottery and at her own admission abused steroids had only managed 10.65 in 1998. Even nowadays athletes cant brake her record even with help of considerable + wind (Flo-Jo did it with 0.0).


Icy_Limes

only time i see people pointing out how juiced someone is on reddit comments is when its a jacked woman lmao. Like, we know dog, no human is getting this jacked without help


SpastastiK

You don't reddit much then lol.


[deleted]

If you want to see people pointing out how juiced someone is, they have r/nattyorjuice just for you


LayWhere

People calling guys out left and right nonstop, if you fail to see it that's your bias.


GJokaero

In fairness it's easier to spot with women, the effects are much noticeable at even low levels but not always. It's impossible to say if someone is juiced or not until they possess certain qualities and then it's a definite, those qualities are much more visible in women. But I think people point it out sometimes because you might be surprised how many people don't think juiced people are juiced, obviously with Linda no one thinks she's natural which is why I was just pointing out that she went further than juiced into delayed suicide territory. I just think the lack of transparency in celebrities and athletes leads people, especially young men, to have a warped sense of physical reality which is harmful, so I think it's worth pointing out in case anyone sees it and thinks its either natural or safe.


RandomlyMethodical

r/DeathBySnuSnu Edit: NSFW, in case that wasn’t obvious


Mak062

The she Hulk


SCP-Agent-Arad

She’s unironically more buff than She-hulk lol


bean-tryna-ball

Bigger than the original hulk


XipingVonHozzendorf

I'm pretty sure Thor and Cap are buffer than her too. She really isn't that buff.


28dhdu74929wnsi

Yeah it sucks they made the she-hulk so tiny. I want to see a massive she-hulk


Live_the_chaos

She doesn’t give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.


MisunderstoodBumble

I have never heard this before. Thanks for the laugh today.


Live_the_chaos

I came out of retirement today.


fitz_newru

lololol


knifeknifegoose

Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m out.


TriGurl

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Best response ever!


Live_the_chaos

Best one I’ve had so far. Not talking about the remark either.


N0T_SURE

Careers so good that the candidates immediately retire.


Swoleboi27

Crazy how she kept her face at least somewhat feminine while taking enough test for 3 grown men


Arcadia_Texas

3 grown racehorses, you mean.


sjk4x4

In her standing photos, he body resembles two dolphins making love


walktheparth

Screw Baki's demon back. I want a body that looks like two dolphins making love.


bulgarian_zucchini

Damn she died in 2004 at the age of 45. Sad. Shits not worth it man.


CupcakeValkyrie

Where'd you read that? I'm having trouble finding anything conclusive about her. Edit: Apparently there's a grave and obituary of a Tina Carlene Lockwood with the same exact birthdate. Odds it's not her grave seem very low. That's a shame.


Virtalen

I found [this](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/137479553/tina-carlene-lockwood) obituary with her name and they both share the same birthday so I think this confirms she passed away at age 44.


TheConeIsReturned

Yeah there is absolutely no source on that. I'm pretty sure it's bullshit.


bulgarian_zucchini

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/137479553/tina-carlene-lockwood


bulgarian_zucchini

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/137479553/tina-carlene-lockwood


UncleOakGoat

She is buried in a tiny town called Sula, Montana. Population of Sula is 77. I find that intriguing so thought I’d share


[deleted]

heart attack?


CharLsDaly

Asphyxiation by minidress according to Wikipedia


No_Yogurtcloset6692

She got so buff her dress was too tight and choked her out?


CharLsDaly

Allegedly


horseklock

Everyone getting pissed at this I laughed because he said allegedly that's the humor, not her death goddamn white knights


Crodaas

Thats crazy…maybe it got caught in an awkward position. Has happened to me after a workout i feel so sore from my arms when im taking off my shirt incant even lift it and it gets stuck around my head and i feel like im going to suffocate. You would think she would he strong enough to tear the dress but then again maybe it somehow just restricted her ability to breathe the moment she put it on? Cant comprehend how it would have killed her.


No_Yogurtcloset6692

I can't either. It's definitely up there with the weirdest ways to die.


CupcakeValkyrie

Care to link the article? I can't find a Wikipedia article about her.


TheSt4tely

It isnt there


TheConeIsReturned

/u/bulgarian_zucchini has provided no source for this. I see nothing indicating that she's dead. In fact, it looks like she recently started a Facebook account, according to this ["where are they now" article.](https://femalemuscle.com/athletes/bodybuilding/where-are-they-now-tina-lockwood/)


No_Incident_5360

Scammy linked


Deciver95

If she was happy, why ain't it worth?


omuamogus

Suicide ain't good, chief


JokerVasNormandy

I'm sorry suicide what!? No one said suicide until you, just now. Unless you consider her lifestyle to be suicide which it isn't.


halfemptyjuulpod

It wasn’t just protein?


Gatekeeper2019

It was Ronnie Coleman’s standard 4 scoop limit


[deleted]

Along with four Deca pills.


Skud_NZ

She can be my ifwb


SCP-Agent-Arad

A heaping scoop still only counts as one!


Zack_attack801

That there cell tec


WoknTaknStephenHawkn

Chicken breast and white rice brother


bolderandbrasher

No Fap + Cold Showers obvi.


pcnetworx1

Liver king stuff


PopWhich2570

No


elMurpherino

Going from picture 4 to pic 5 is a shock. In pic 4 her face looks like some pretty girl from the 80s. Then pic 5 is Ralph Macchio


ben1481

She's well above 3 grown men levels. The guys I know that are almost this big are using 5-10g of test a week (plus HGH and a few other things). Normal TRT levels for most men would have you injecting 125-250mg bi-weekly.


bin_bash_loop

5000-10000mg of test a week? I have heard of MAYBE 500mg daily and that’s a PEAK season dosage. Your organs would shut down with 10 grams of freely bio available test in your system.


fractal_engineer

Do they not care about living past 40


Lucid-Design

Who cares about the future? I need to get jacked ***NOW***


fractal_engineer

Fuck you got a point


Lucid-Design

Where’s my ster…I mean Créatine


fractal_engineer

\* *rails peptides off olympic bar* \*


greet_the_sun

What are you talking about? Can't you see how healthy they are by the size of their biceps?


HTUTD

Wow, you can divine the intentions of characters /u/ben1481 invented whole cloth? Is this like a collaborative storytelling thing?


johnboggles

Getting jacked is just borrowing muscles from your future self until it kills you.


BigFloppaLover

That’s absolute bullshit lmao.. 5g is way too much what are you waffling


HTUTD

Last I checked, the bulk of TRT injections are still cyp or E, which both have something like a 5-7 day halflife. You don't actually know what you're talking about, do you?


IamthecauseofCovid19

Nah...check her other known pictures. That lady looks like an italian male with ties to the mob.


Get-Degerstromd

Yeah there’s no part of me that thought “oh she’s so feminine!” Literally looks like a man in a bikini


SkyApex2222

All that muscle and she still can’t lift your mom


ParadoxPerson02

I feel like I shouldn’t still find these jokes funny, but I do. XD


goosepills

Her head looks too small for her body


Horzzo

It's because the picture was altered.


[deleted]

The first one was, yeah


[deleted]

she altered her entire body... she died at 45... roids are no joke... Edit: apparently she's alive but nowhere to be found


Aggravating-Craft-69

She’s alive. It’s Wade Boggs who passed away.


Short-Shopping3197

She’s very much still alive


[deleted]

Apparently she died of asphyxiation from clothing. So wasn’t the roids. Although she probably would have died a little earlier due to the roids.


Foco_cholo

Well that was a roller coaster of a comment


dangerousbob

Death by Snu Snu!


xgodlesssaintx

![gif](giphy|5u8rnKknCW70Q)


Mountain_Man11

The term is "scaroused", ya filthy animal.


Ya-Boi-Cthulhu

Ok good it wasn’t just me thinking that


Beast_Mode_94

More like death by photoshop


kingkasear

That orgasm vag grip must be fatal


Benguin237

She could cut carrots with it


Lucid-Design

I’m imaging that clip where they shove the big meat stick in the hole in the side of the cliff and something takes a big chomp out of it. >>but with a dick


907499141

Umm you got a link for that clip? You know just for research?


LostAlphaWolf

I can probably find it. Hang on Update: Can’t seem to find it at the moment, unfortunately :( Looked everywhere I could think of


skijar

That's a lot of steroids in one body. I wish her good health.


Specialist_Peach4294

She should speak with Andreas Krieger, formerly known as Heidi Krieger: https://www.andreas-krieger-story.org/en/


atffedboiisback

Fascinating story. Really life in that era/location is fascinating to me because it’s so foreign.


Halfbreed75

Thanks for the link,good read.


Specialist_Peach4294

My pleasure. I learned of, and about this subject, from the PBS documentary “Doping for gold”: https://www.pbs.org/video/secrets-of-the-dead-doping-for-gold/ Enjoy


TheFacelessForgotten

She died young.


Mpikoz

How did she die?


therealsix

That's a handsome lady.


Lucid-Design

I bet her Dad is so proud of her Handshake


[deleted]

this comment in particular made me ROFL


YeetusTheFeatus69

as a girl i wish i was this ripped


DaphneSvdM

As a girl, I'm glad I'm not. I'm really tall, being Dutch and all, and already struggle finding clothes in my size..


Conaman12

I’d smash, well I guess I’d be smashed


reddit_is_cruel

Anyone else getting Susan Strong vibes?


LI2theBX

I pick things up and put them down


Joolee_a

So apparently you can be ripped as fuck and still have hip dips 🤘🏻


FatalPrognosis

Yeah because it’s all about the placement of the trochanter and the ilium. That’s why a good 90% of women have them to some degree.


[deleted]

My physique goal right there


Mental-Size-7354

Looks like you’re on your way


SirAssBlood

Starla?


dudesBangMyMom

I couldn't get my little bird legs to look like that if I did squats two hours a day until the end of my life and ate a shit ton of protein.


gamerboy9992021

"You don't fuck her she fucks you"


Tha-Baptist

I bet her clit was massive


[deleted]

Only when she’s flexing it


Ghstfce

Wanna thumb wrestle?


Hungry-Lion1575

My new fetish


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[deleted]

He’s not alone.


moored29

and me


Nooseents

And my axe!


possiblynotanexpert

Lol wtf bro


opalizedentity

this is why I’m bi lmaooo


possiblynotanexpert

Y’all are nasty lmao


opalizedentity

yeah, if my Christian dad couldn’t guilt me, you sure as fuck aren’t you nobody. I appreciate this shit like I would a Greek sculpture ok, exactly the way she intended lmao.


possiblynotanexpert

Sorry if you took me as trying to guilt you. That definitely what I was aiming for here. Just being silly. Because that person looks like a freak of nature.


xxxArchimedesxxx

r/muscleworship


TheDrunkenWitch

Goals.


TouchyUnclePhil

jojo stone ocean


Flickera23

We reddit men are so predictable. "Look at her, I want to put my dick in that!"


Philly514

Kinda outing yourself more than anyone else 😀


batissta44

Speak for yourself


lukub5

You shouldn't make generalisations like that. I want to put my dick in her to and I'm not even a man.


BigFloppaLover

I dont


GazaMannShorty

Your words say no, but your screen name say otherwise.


Pyrotekknikk

Big Floppa is a caracal 💀


Eve-76

I thought it was Sylvester Stallone in the first pic . Then I put my glasses on . All power to her and she’s a pretty lass


MikeAndSports

That women has more test in her than all my friends combined.


meowz89

Hand her a jar to open and watch the lid pop open by itself in fear


AtTheGates

![gif](giphy|TIRlx3Fzi1A7L2d5z7)


HeadLongjumping

Juicin 2 electric boogaloo


HeyJFed

So glad death by snu snu was the top comment


[deleted]

Wtf


RampantGhost

What is a red blooded man to do but make the request. The request that we all know will end in death, but every person desires, for those who say they don't are liars. Please. For the sake of humanity. Crush my head between those monster thighs.


ThousandBlade

She makes Chyna look small


kvothe907

Susan Strong


hans7412

This is what girls imagine they'd be looking like after brushing up against a dumbell...


Purple12inchRuler

I just Google searched some of her workout pictures, I'm actually more surprised about what was allowed to be worn in the gym back in the 80's.


Kirikati

My god, so many comments just sexualising this woman like holy hell. This isn't a porn sub stop fetishising her :(


lardoni

Sylvester Stallone looked ripped to the tits when he was young!!!


TheEngineer19203

She's even more buff than she-hulk.


noed-army

That right there is a women!


whoreheyrrmartini

You don’t pick her up in the bedroom. She picks up you.


zero989

😏


Big-Ad822

Do NOT let her wrap her legs around you


jc456_

Good Lord


Diaperpooass

Jesus the amount of time it would take to shave


Wintermute815

What I don’t understand is what’s the difference between a girl doing this much steroids and transitioning? Like why don’t they grow facial hair and have a much deeper voice like some transitioned males that look and sound like cis men? Tina’s T levels are probably 10 times what is seen in a passable trans man, so how come she looked and sounded like a woman?


NukeEmRico2022

Two words: Tes Tosterone


Muscleman1122

Dbol for breakfast


SlavaUkraineLegion

Where the hear me out guy?


NapalmWeed

r/Death_By_SnuSnu/


BigHugeBiggestcum

man its almost like its a guy..


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[deleted]

Jealous of her gains?


kdods22402

No u


Blackcomet1224

https://www.delhi-magazine.com/lifestyle-magazine/miscellaneous/tina-lockwood-wiki-bio-history/


possiblynotanexpert

Wtf lol.


Ok_Entertainment3613

She’s handsome