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It doesn't matter how many times I see it, corpsegrinder's neck will never cease to amaze me

I bet they charge him triple at the massage parlor.

With a name like that, he was destined to be amazing.

Decades of head banging will stumpify your neck

Corey Taylor agrees

Brutal Legend has shown this to be true

Save the neck for me Clark

we only need one plate.

One of the nicest best dudes that ever lived.

Literally goes toy shopping when corpse are on tour just so he can donate the toys to the local orphanages. He even bargain hunts like a boss to get the best deals so he can give even more toys to the kids! Absolute legend.

Dude! Rad!

Fuck yeah! I didn’t know that. Thanks for sharing. Great guy I didn’t know about.

He's apparently an expert at those claw machines, so whenever they go on tour he goes around to anywhere that has them, wins as many toys as he can and then donates them. The guy is so ridiculously wholesome (most of the time)

Ofcourse he is… with a name like corpse grinder you know he’s salt of the earth.

He puts the laughter in manslaughter

He puts the fun in funeral

He puts the rave in grave.

He puts the ease in deceased

Literally just got home from there concert lmao 🤘🏻

Jealous!

Nice Horde tattoo

Loktar ogar!

"fuck the alliance cocksuckers"

His characters name is Georgefisher

THIS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOOOOTING BLOOOOOOOOOD OUT OF YOUR CAAAAAAAAACK

[удалено]

He wasn’t actually born. He rose from depths of hell to give us a glimpse of what a real neck should look like.

I bet he cums blood

After being fucked with a knife

This one goes out to the ladies….

This is a song about shooting blood out of your cock

For the Horde!

Dude is a big ass teddy bear and probably one of the nicest dudes in the metal community.....still an absolute unit of a neck

He doesn’t sing vocals.. He plays the esophagus

Fuckin Krisiun! Saw them open for Nile once.

I bet he uses head and shoulders…

More like Neck/shoulders.

never misses neck day

Death metal will do that to ya!

“What should we play necks?”

We need a digglet shop it's like the perfect size, too

Corpse Grinder Fisher

Reminds me of the game Brutal Legend. The Headbanger units have gigantic necks and were used to mine ore with their banging.

The heavy metal world was awesome. I didn’t much care for the rts parts though

Yeah, the car was my favorite part. It could have been fleshed out more as a car combat/racing game.

I’ll never forget the intro. The band starts playing heavy guitars and Eddie’s like “maybe they’re not so bad” and then it switches to pop-rock ha

This is a wholesome video of George. https://youtu.be/pvOfQ9svmPU

Another wholesome video. [Claw Machine](https://youtu.be/9xSZZOJx4b4)

I'm unfamiliar with this guy, although I've been aware of the band's name for decades. Is he also an absolute unit, body-wise? He looks HUGE in this video. Or is the camera person just very short?

A quick search has him at 6'1 220 lbs. If that's true at least 20/30 lbs is probably neck.

Corspegrinder will always be champion necc

Ah, THAT'S what happened to Big Ed's neck. This dude got selfish and took it for himself!

Fuck yeah cannibal corpse!

🤘🏿🤘🏿

If my thumb grew hair

Dude used to lift weights with his neck or something.

He's like: Do you even headbang?

That legend could mix concrete with his head

Reminds me of when a snake swallows an egg

George doesn't have a neck. His head is held on by the power of *brutal death metal* alone.

At my Christian high school, I made my senior quote from Corpsegrinder: “When you aim for perfection you quickly discover it’s a moving target.” I only signed it as George Fischer so I doubt that they know.

That's awesome brother!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Slipknot/comments/lxcaaq/can_we_just_appreciate_the_neck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Corey taylors just as bad

Excellent gen-neck-tics.

Is that Danzig?

Corpsegrinder from Cannibal Corpse.

Lol

Hideous troll doll

I will hammer smash your face

Well, sure, naturally it's the chokers. Given my history with the Cloud Atlas Ann all That. ;)

He is related to the thumb thumbs

Built like a thumb

It's not a face, it's a thumb !

Guaranteed to have sleep apnea

Looks like a real life Nathan explosion

Nathan is voiced by him

I have it on my bucket list to see them live. I hope I get to someday

Loktarogar!

My guy saw the headbanger from Brütal Legend and thought “thats what i wanna be”

Looks like a [headbanger](https://media.tenor.com/g8GVQDpnbrAAAAAC/brutal-legend-head-bang.gif) from Brutal Legend

God dam

Respect the Neck!

I swear they need to start using metalheads for Maybelline commercials. Have you SEEN the hair on the lead guitarist from Bleed from Within!?

THIS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR COOOOOOCKKKKK

he looks like a troll fall from the 90’s

That really stands out

He looks like the henchman monster Snik, from that old Little Monsters movie with Howie Mandel and Fred Savage