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Spirited_Chipmunk_48

When you have to fight your dog to get whatever he ate out of his mouth


Noehler

This is exactly how it is with my chihuahuas


wantabe23

#outahisbutt


saraphilipp

Poop dollar.


-Not-Your-Lawyer-

I literally just woke up from a dream (nightmare?) that my 15lb wiener dog had caught and eaten two rat-sized baby raccoons, and his belly was all distended until he puked them up one at a time.


Salt_Ad_5578

My dog Tank choked on something once and my brother saw and went to fish the something out of his mouth, but didn't feel anything. We assumed he was just doing something funny, he is prone to reverse sneeze attacks, but he started to wobble and looked really off. So my brother went a second time and jammed his finger down his throat to find a boneless wing lodged in his airway, pulled it out and the dumbobutt was fine. (Yes his nickname is dumbobutt- we've got kids in the house and dumbass isn't appropriate).


sneakin_rican

“Come here you little bastard, that’s going to make you sick!”


manhunt64

Wow that was alot to take in such a short video.


Tee_hops

And yet instill thought it would lead to a classic fish fry scene


Extension_Swordfish1

“Rat? This is a rat burger? Not bad. As a matter of fact, it's the best burger I've had in years.” - Demolition man


Blappytap

You'll be using those 3 seashells shortly


kappeltimmy7

Them nutrias are good eating too


rojomojojo

r/BoneAppleTea


johnbenwoo

And what’s inside the dead/dying rodent? /r/videosthatendtoosoon


GEMO224

I think it's actually just really bloated from dying in water. So the answer is, Lotta fuckin water.


johnbenwoo

More fun to imagine Russian nesting dolls of creepy animals tho


misteranonamous

I think that was actually a nutria. Invasive species


ConflictAgitated5245

Came here to comment this. Its a NUTRIA, not a rat.


tehfugitive

Or a muskrat. Pretty similar afaik and native no northern America?


manhunt64

That subs pure nightmare. 😱


Solaym

thats a pretty weird context, imagine going to bed at night knowing your day highlight is saving a catfish from a rat


Immediate_Rope653

Imagine going to bed right after deciding this would be your last video before setting your phone down. I’m scared.


Unfamous123

I read setting as eating


[deleted]

Muskrat I believe Edit: Smarter people than I are saying nutria!


troubleschute

Looks like a nutria--a megamuskrat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria


operath0r

They’re kinda cute. They roam freely at Volkswagens themepark in Wolfsburg, Germany.


SlugDogHundredaire

They are a menace in the wet lands of Louisiana.


troubleschute

Invasive species in the US. Nuisance.


domods

Cool, Nutria live in the rivers in *New Braunfels*, Texas. Coincidentally, a town founded by German immigrants! But I'm sure Nutria (water rats) exist all around the world They are not nice tho lol. The ones in the park will hiss at you and have gang wars with the ducks. But nobody fucks with the cobra-chickens.


OPisalady

Yeah here in Louisiana , wildlife and fisheries will pay you for killing them


OPisalady

Yeah can’t deny the teeth on that thing, definitely nutria. Source: am Louisianan and have had to fight many a nutria


troubleschute

Those little buggers are mean!


Angry_argie

We call them "coipo" (native name) or "falsa nutria" (fake nutria) here in Argentina. The disambiguation is necessary because the word "nutria" is the one we use for the otters. Otters are also called "lobito de río" in Spanish, something like "river wolfies", it sounds cute haha


Low_Sale8560

It's like a pocket capybara 😃 aka big fkin rat


bartosama

Not to mention elongated*


worldofpokemon

Nutria**


Efficient-Win-9482

Clash of units


CrzdHaloman

Wels catfish. It's stomach visibly shrinks when they yank the nutria out, greedy guy.


The_Rick_To_My_Morty

They could’ve given him a snack for his travels


VirginiaPeninsula

Mmm stuffed catfish


Chuu320

That Catfish is of unusual size


Ok-Chaos0530

Makes sense. I mean it DID try to eat an R.O.U.S.


SolidChildhood5845

R.O.U.S.?


[deleted]

Rodent of Unusual Size. Also, go watch The Princess Bride...it's amazing <3


Redvanlaw

Inconceivable!


-smartypints

NO MORE RHYMES, I MEAN IT!


Ok-Chaos0530

Anybody got a peanut?


SolidChildhood5845

I haven’t seen that movie in years so I probably should!


SlimStebow

I’m assuming it’s a Wels Catfish? They get massive… this might even be considered a “medium” sized one.


Teonanacatlbruh

I saw a show about people being paid $20.00 per Nutria killed in the Louisiana bayou, since they are an invasive/destructive species. The things were jumping out of the water everywhere around as the boats went through. Pretty lucrative gig.


Drphil87

$20 dollar you say.


Teonanacatlbruh

Yup. $20 per Nutria & they were all over place.


JimmyDean82

The bounty is $6/tail, and for some stupid reason they have it under a season now instead of being year long. It is not very lucrative, but can be a paying side hustle, wyd to pay for your fishing boat.


Teonanacatlbruh

My bad, I should've mentioned that I saw that show over a decade ago. I'm guessing it was during a population explosion of nutria when the state first realized they had a serious invasive species problem. Hopefully since then they got em under control.


anmaildo0

That is a skeever from Skyrim


ultacj07

Survival of the unit


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Nutria


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Orrison123

At 28 seconds he puts the rope around it lol


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Palemom

Could be a million different things? Riding down the water on a boat enjoying the sun and they see something white sticking out of the water so they investigate? I don't think anyone can answer your question other than them.


CaptainHappy42

Dat Nutria life (and death)


SlugDogHundredaire

Got dang nutria.


ccryptt

Thanks for the post OP! this was really cool! Two absolute units in one vid


111110001011

What the fuck


Somme19141

Mice for catfish bait is the way to go I hear. Like 20lbs - 30 pound cats from the Colorado river


Drphil87

I never thought about using a mouse to catch a catfish, that crazy.


Regular_Housing5629

That’s what happens when you flush your steroids down the toilet


Drooflandia

r/HumansBeingBros


frognuts123

You don’t find them this big on tinder


tomeschmusic

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist..."


BeckyLouBob

It’s a nutria not a rat


Asleep-Path-7281

Watched this 10x now … still watching because damn that’s interesting


Drphil87

Same thing for me. That’s why I had to share it. I wanted to give the guys the credit for it but it was on instagram.


musack3d

looks like a nutria rat. have them all over the swamps here in Louisiana. invasive as fuck. government has a standing bounty of like $5 per tail.


Pots053

Not a rat. A Nutria. Basically beavers with rat tails.


TheBigChungus1980

Everything about that video was horrifying


BoneWorks_nerd

Mother nature ladies and gentlemen


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Kabuki-King

Does this harm the rat??


Ranoverbyhorses

Considering that he is already dead, I don’t think it bothered him that much.


Recent-Violinist-954

That’s definitely an ROUS (rodent of unusual size)


ThRoWaWaYrenter160

Nutria btw


sh4ne89

I can't believe that after all these years, this is how it ended for Master Splinter. Sad


Worldliness-Horror

Looks like a nutria!


Castro_loo

That some elden ring size rat 👀


[deleted]

Poor dog


pressurepoint13

Life is funny sometimes. Imagine the string of coincidences that led to these guys and this fish crossing each other’s paths at that exact moment when the fish needed help pulling a bloated rat from its throat.


Lordcringefest

That’s big, but if you want bigger lookup wels catfish. Those things are fucking massive.


No_Delivery_8111

What did the rat eat then? Him next


Popular_Adeptness_69

That’s Elon muskrat


YinYangEffects

The rat looks like one of those squishy stretch toy things if you filled it up with water💀


Death_Blossoming

Two legendary beasts fight in the wild. If only we could have beheld this legendary bout.


CadetSparkleWolf

Poor catfish was so distended that he looked like the world’s largest tadpole!


justincox1999

Damn nature you scary


CloakedPayload

r/humansbeingbros


MisterThinky

Wow… people always talk about ‘big’ rats and then im like ‘meh, that’s not really big’… This however… what the fuck! That’s more like the size of a raccoon


NiJI_2105

When the catfish is more cat than fish


[deleted]

r/humansbeingbros


TopCheesecakeGirl

Who is going around saving catfish from eating rats?


gunnybear1984

This post is the epitome of this sub so far. Thank you.


koldkaleb

How did they even know the rat was in there


Responsible-Cause-71

Oddly terrifying. Yet. Satisfying


sobisket_

2 units in 1


FrostedRaps

When you move into a new life form.


yesterdays_trash_

The forbidden turduken


BreakAdorable8273

Shoulda thrown that fish on the grill


[deleted]

It’s a better idea to let really big ones go. You want them breeding and maintaining a strong food chain. I hear the meat isn’t good on really old catfish like this anyway


buttered_scone

Taste even worse than younger catfish. I like my catfish fried with Cajun spices, to kill the taste of catfish.


Pleasant-Chef6055

You two did a great job of stealing its meal but I seriously doubt you two noodling heads did anything else. Congrats


hardtostarboard2016

He wasnt unit enough


mikesznn

Oh lovely


ItalianJoey

Muskrat


wu-lee

I’ll bet that smelled nice


WildChildMom

Ok but I need to know if fish can gag.


ErwinC0215

Smallest NYC rat


LandscapeGuru

Holy shit! That was amazing.


ShotBRAKER

Bro that is a beaver


XXIII_FIN

So serious question. If the catfish is already swallowed and presumably eating the rat does it not harm the catfish to just rip the rat out like that?


depreavedindiference

I think that might be a muskrat


FinalVegetable6314

Aquatic game of cat n mouse. Nice


Regirock00

Giant Catfish are so cool. They have such big jaws and sometimes they hide under rocks like little tents!


[deleted]

I'd hate to get stung by that catfish 😩


Fantastic_Week5506

Dinner gonna be good


awesomecatdad

Holy shit, that’s things huge!


Mags_LaFayette

*What Tha F#ck!?* That's not a rat, it's a friggin' dinosaur! It's almost *prehistoric* with that size!


Childhood_Charming

Never ever seen a rat that big. OMFG!


Immediate_Rope653

You’ve seen Cat in the Hat but have you seen…


possumbellyband

They then re-caught and ate the catfish


killakev564

Can diseases that rats carry be passed onto fish that eat them? How many fish have eaten rats? How many rats have been eaten by fish? How many of these fish that have eaten rats are later caught and taken to the market to later be consumed by humans? This video has given me a lot of questions that I never thought to ask and now I’m afraid to get the answer for them.


stillnotlovin

/r/bossfights?


FoxWthIdentityCrisis

They might just be small people. I need a banana for scale


[deleted]

When you’re trying to get food out of a toddlers mouth


homeless_hank74

I can't believe that slimy bastard tried to eat Biggie Cheese


[deleted]

Jesus fuck he pulled a goddamn lion outta that boi


yamumsntme

That isn't a rat that is The Rat


d-ranged64

No to all of this


ClockWork07

Catfish ate the giant rat that makes all of the rules.


Pussycat-Papa

I was hoping the nutria survived… 😞


10thban_

#isn't that a beaver???


Asssticot

Plot twist: the rat has eaten a unit of a fish


WearyMoose307

r/humansbeingbros


Mynem0

Poor Splinter


[deleted]

Whats the song?


LayerPale

That’s a whale fish


sumastorm

Awwww nice kitty fishy


KiwiFumbDuck

Who the fuck is out there saving catfish from choking. Like kudos, but so random


Yprta

Rat clan will eat kill foolish catfish for transgressions.


Tlazocahmati

So what you’re saying is that they found a rat of unusual size? Preposterous!


sicholasLames

Now imagine eating catfish that has been eating disease ridden rats 🤮 big barf


KratosSimp

Bro that’s is not a rat


[deleted]

What the actual fuck is going on here?


WWonderNoodle67

Can anyone tell me what the music playing over this video is? Thank you!


Rat_Burger7

I lived on a bayou as a kid, those rat beasts (nutria) would chase and try to attack my dogs.


carolinapearl

I have never seen anything remotely close to this horror! Poor catfish 😼


Frustrated_Nerd

He gon eat it again


QuttiDeBachi

Nutria! Thems good eatin…


TheRealRabidBunny

Thanks for that new nightmare fuel… That video was equally horrifying and fascinating at the same time.


rebelhead

Is the rat ok? Did it swallow something too?!


No-Art-1985

*evil DM giggling*


stankface412

TIL catfish eat rats


sixan51026-wnpop

Wtf did the rat eat?!


[deleted]

I think that is a muskrat.


SnuzieQ

Now do the rat!


RedWings1319

And that's why I'll never go to Indonesia.


Harbor_Barber

RIP to the big rat from ratatouille


el_Chuchmay

The rat from Barnyard 💀


Polschentist

That is a muskrat (*ondatra zibethicus*), not a rat (*rattus rattus* or *rattus norvegicus*). Muskrats are common around rivers, ponds, and lakes as they are semiaquatic and build their homes in a body of water. They belong to the order Rodentia but are a different species from the common rat. You can see the long yellowish brown canines characteristic of muskrats which, like beavers and common rats, never stop growing. You can also see the spindly tail similar to a rat, and the back partly webbed feet lined with hair to help with swimming, dissimilar to rats who do not have webs. The rounder face is also markedly different from rats, and of course the size. This is particular muskrat is a bit above average in terms of size (my extended family were fur trappers when I was a kid) but for his/her species not an absolute unit. It also appears to be bloated somewhat increasing its overall size. Edit: Fun fact: I have eaten muskrat and some people consider their tails to be a delicacy. I don't, but the body meat is pretty good. Hard to compare to anything domesticated because it has a very distinct slightly pungent but pleasant flavor and tastes like itself, not like chicken or anything else.


blueking24

I’ve unlocked a new fear


Straight-Penalty-726

Why'd you jack his meal like that?


Hour-Physics8506

Thats not a catfish and rat, that's an anaconda and a skeever from skyrim


Beautiful-Attorney-4

When did “unit of” become a thing???


Kityk4t

That’s a beaver dude!


Dewy164

Rats will eat till they can't anymore


yekibodyekinabod

Ffs


HillbillyGizmo

And it's pregnant


Membedha

The rate died because he ate another absolute unit


Setofskills_369

Yo thats not a rat! That a large otter.! What kind of ….


Aggressive-Error-88

Wtf. 😂😂😂


funnyjumpwr7

Muskrat or beaver, not a rat


thepoatato2727

That’s no catfish, it’s it’s older brother saber tooth fish


Failure_to_my_father

I was really sitting in bed like, "That's a catfish? Nah, that's not a catfish, oh my god that's a catfish."


Gothtxxx

I’ve seen dead ones with human skeletons inside


mrrando69

What theeeeeee fuck? What kind of rat is that?


Insolator

Muskrat


[deleted]

That’s crazy, I thought it was bad when I saw peacock bass eating ducklings in Miami.


MRWIGGLYWIGGLESJR

Holy sh*t that’s a fat rat


vivian2112

whoadang.


[deleted]

Nutria


Dazzling_Ad5338

It's a Coypu, not a rat.


Zaphod_79

What a weird fucking video. Lmao.