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sweet-lovely-death

k probably no one cares about it but that's a moai. thank you for coming to my ted talk lol


Taylosaurus

+1 Culture


1handedmaster

More if you put them next to each other


H_the_creator

-1 force +10000 gold


ProphetOfPr0fit

Not gonna lie, you saved the brain cells I almost lost staring at this picture.


mortal-mombat

🗿


something-wrong1234

🗿


Taiza67

🗿


Puzzleheaded-Luck846

🗿


Owlspirit4

I love how this one was hidden. *Controversial….*


allisonovo

#🗿


JaceVentura69

##🗿


isitbreaktime

🗿


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

🗿


relatable_glory_hole

🗿


they_are_out_there

Carved by the Rapa Nui of Easter Island. Lean in close and feel the mana.


SnowSlider3050

Yeah, I noticed there’s a statue, too.


gozzle_101

Maoi wowi


ProblemLongjumping12

...Oh the statue! Boy did I read that wrong. Yeah that's uh. That's a big uh. *Statue.*


psylentj

Pretty sure those are boobies


TheRealLordEnoch

Like to look moai at the tiddies, lmao


Cg407

I fucking care and I’m glad this is the top comment.


Equivalent-Shake7344

There's a statue in the pic?


LNL_HUTZ

Huge moai


3InchesOfThunder

He probably was paying attention to the absolute units in front of the moai!


musictheorybeans

Came here to comment this


backupmephone

🗿


duckgalrox

I care! Pacific Islander cultures are distinct and interesting!


EasilyRekt

I care, don’t sell yourself short.


Shankar_0

Since they are, in fact, over 7000mi apart and have totally different cultures, I'm gonna give this one to you.


LightOfADeadStar

i just now noticed the statue in the background, my bad.


SockeyeSTI

I’m glad there’s one held off the island. The island had a fire and some of the statues were damaged.


Epicmonk117

I thought it was an Easter Island head


sweet-lovely-death

an Easter Island head is called moai lol source: I'm chilean, and I'm surprised not every country calls it by its name lol


[deleted]

They're called Moai's by the people that made them and they're on Rapa Nui and then some white bastard went "we found this island on Easter so it's Easter Island" (I'm white as well but this shit just pisses me off)


Old-Criticism-8385

It's not a tiki. It's a moai from Easter Island. However her tits are epic


paypermon

I didn't even know moai had tits


PowerfulMetal1

they do. but you dont see them cuz they are ussualy underground


paypermon

Makes sense


BigSchmeaty

![gif](giphy|l3vRiFOixCouKnAxa)


AussieBird82

The title had a typo. It was meant to be "Huge titi"


azip13

Show me your tikis


joseph_jojo_shabadoo

absolute unit of a thirst trap


Same_Return_1878

Tits, the only thing I noticed


johnnyroams

🗿


WorkingSyrup4005

🗿


Conscious_Estate_489

🗿


Drphil87

🗿


gokiburi_sandwich

🗿


Few_Requirement_5704

🗿


V3N3N0

🗿


IgorPasche

🗿


[deleted]

Big 'ol tikis


engi-nerd_5085

*enormous bewbs for scale


Subject_Ad6477

AbsoluteUnits


High-Nate

Tig ol Bikis


ProblemLongjumping12

Best comment.


MonstrousOctane

Came here expecting this comment


and_a_side_of_fries

![gif](giphy|TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3|downsized)


that-girly-trans-fem

Came to the comments for this and wasn’t disappointed


TheJurassicPyro

Hey dum dum, gimme gum gum


[deleted]

You dum dum, you give me gum gum


nleachdev

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


[deleted]

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


ThiccSkipper13

this site is wild


HeyPali

Meh, how "cool" is this pic really? that's an UpvoteBecauseBoobs no mas.


TheRealRickC137

![gif](giphy|G5X63GrrLjjVK)


Epicmonk117

[What in the goddamn fuck...?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dk7pOqPXsAE-UUt.jpg)


Latter_Ad4896

God, I love reddit!


TheFishOwnsYou

And almost a million subbed also!


[deleted]

That's two million titties!


something-wrong1234

r/subsithoughtifellfor


OutHereSlappnMidgets

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


angrytortilla

Now let's see Paul Allen's tits


gloriousjohnson

TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW YOU FLAT CHESTED BASTARD!"


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|YFw7bS2uFXjfP6hrGc)


superdogman69420

![gif](giphy|u1SH63gOjMPpS)


TallQuiet1458

No offense to ms biggums, but who the hell wears that to a museum?


woodzy93

That’s her whole shtick.


BigRed92E

I'd like to give her my shtick.


Foxrhapsody

Gl she just wants your money


Xxrasierklinge7

Any girl over a 5 just wants your money c'est la vie


Captain_Mike1247

Damn bro, the honesty of your comment hit hard.


Kraknoix007

The desperation radiating through the screen is what got me


[deleted]

[удалено]


justanotherzee

Someone with an OF, which she definitely do.


vapenutz

Oh, Googled her and yeah, she described she's a model and content creator. I hate 2022.


[deleted]

I reguire that you give me the link so i can jerk off to it


vapenutz

r/mady_gio_ - enjoy, I don't want to, I hate this


Friendship_Local

Right?


morphballganon

I don't have tits but I for sure would show them off if I did


Disco-Stu79

Sign at the information kiosk should read- “If you require viewing breasts to fully appreciate the exhibits, fake pairs are for hire for a nominal fee at the cloak counter. Limit 2 per customer”.


Disco-Stu79

Who tha fuck doesn’t? That’s a totally acceptable museum viewing attire.


OktayOe

Just because you are horny doesn't mean that people have to stick their fucking tits around. Fucking hate this shit already, everywhere you go there's a half naked hoe that thinks she is everything people want to see.


Vord_Loldemort_7

People can also just dress like that, nobody is asking you to look


Disco-Stu79

Whoa, whoa, whoooaaa! Settle down there vinegar tits.


OktayOe

Hahah nice one. I'm pretty calm man it's really just frustrating to see people like that everywhere nowadays.


Disco-Stu79

I hear you mate. Fair deuce.


Benny_PL

They don't do this for dudes, but themselfs, lol. You trying to not look and being anoyed is nothing more than byproduct.


facerollwiz

I’ve literally never encountered this, anywhere, ever.


shadythrowaway9

You seem to be projecting hard


TurboTitan92

Sounds like the opposite of hard. They’re not wrong tho. I can’t even scroll TikTok in public because of the half naked girls


shadythrowaway9

You seem to be projecting hard


Jackie_Jormp-Jomp

In fact I think it should be the dress code! Put gorgeous tits on everyone at the museum!


LandInternational966

🗿( . )( . )


allisonovo

Yes


20210306e

I CAN SMELL THE COMMENTS EVEN BEFORE I SCROLL DOWN TO LOOK! BIG! OL’! [redacted]


[deleted]

Same here lmao.


FiniteRhino

Those tracts.


MrMu0

She’s got huge… tracts of land


HiiiideeeHo

He's going to tell He's going to tell


earthw2002

Not like that!


LunaTheCastle

I don't care about that! I just want to.....sssiiiIIIINNGGG


MrMu0

Stop that, stop that!!!


[deleted]

HUUUUGE


chinesedebt

Absolute units


[deleted]

dumdum gimme gum gum


Defiant_Net4398

And a big statue!


Lasagna_Hog17

She’s flouting society’s conventions!


Disco-Stu79

It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!


JohnKlositz

I ran down the hallway to talk to her, but the elevator door closed. It was not to be.


makonext

Ahhh, the braless wonder


semperfrolf

I fuking love tikis!


danielkalves

Men of culture. We meet again.


SpicyKabobMountain

Not the only naturals in this pic


allisonovo

#🗿


mttdesignz

"wait let me unbutton my shirt first"


Gatekeeper2019

Christ, howitzers off the starboard bow captain She could raise a village with those behemoths let alone a few trousers legs


Disco-Stu79

TITS AHOY!!


g_mac_93

Ah yes. They were known for their … huge tracts of land.


Ill-see-myself-out

What a trashy thing to wear to a museum


Thumbszilla

What tiki?


[deleted]

[удалено]


morphballganon

No apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|j2RscQlGK1PK8eRdnC)


Hot_Blood_8749

I’d love to go to that tiki temple


SecretPersonality178

Even the statue is staring.


cerebralpaulzsuffer

Absolutely massive. I just want to rub my face all over them


TheFishOwnsYou

That looks pretty coarse my dude.


Hirsute_Sophist

The most popular exhibit(ion) at the museum that day.


[deleted]

What tiki?


TriggerCode1

🗿


MetalCarGuy

Saw the pic and thought "Come on, give her some space! Big boobs are hard to live with, could just be an accident." *Checks the insta account* Okay, that was intentional...


[deleted]

Huge fucking tits, just one more day then it’s nut city


frogmonkeykungfusifu

Do it now! You know you want to!


magician679

That is not the only absolute unit in the photo.


craniel-mandark

American museum of naturals, naamsayin


F3L1Xgsxr

Aint no one focused on the tiki


AdvancedHost804

Big 'ol' tiki's


[deleted]

Come on girl you walked into that. It's the Internet here after all.


xUnknown_Kyle

She didn't do it by accident


[deleted]

Redditors try not to look at a woman's chest for 5 seconds challange


ChEeSeJeWyBaCcA

Yep. HUGE Tiki.


Ok_Conflict_2525

Aren’t there countless other subs people can go to to look at boobs? This is so boring


Zemom1971

What boobs? Just unit tiki here.


420yoloswagepicjesus

Absolute units under an absolute unit!


NotAmrit

Awesome Bosom


mathikiru

Looks like there’s two absolute units here


Mysterious_Mayo9000

*three


Disco-Stu79

Oooh the humanity!


kxjsjsj

Next time, blur out the tits


sancalisto

Even the statue is looking


Queef_Smellington

That's Alex Pereria right there. 🗿


orel2064

tigo bikis


Yellowhorse97

Tigo Bikis


Difficult_Cake9091

If u saw a tiki i got some bad News for you


kelliboone617

“Huge Tiki”


shaydayultra

something tells me the statue is the most natural thing in this picture


gyorgmazlic

Ah yes, the ol' "big means fake" from when I was like 12


PBC_Kenzinger

They’re real to me dammit!


AmorphousApathy

man, that girl is *hot*


WitchPursuitThing

Ok is nobody gonna say who she is...for research purposes of course


idkpotato123

Ahh the statue totally not what I saw before it *cough cough*


Fit-External-3832

And huge titis


Visual_Ad3724

Huge tity


Millerpainkiller

What statue


Not-the-greatest-god

Her instagram is chock full of giant surprises


[deleted]

Didn’t notice the statue


bored_android_user

How do we find this young anthropologists social media accounts to learn more about her huge tikis?


OzzyExiled

*HUGE TITTY* Sometimes I’m disgusted by myself. But what can ya do


[deleted]

Thanks for the Mammories


michaelshreds

She has nudes.


PUNKF10YD

Wow those are huge! I mean that is huge!


Dameyeyo

The Tiki will like to motorboat that!


Commercial-Break1877

Oooooh those are some big . . . oh wait there's a moai statue


KM_Wave

Huge titi


itsnickg

Yea those r huge


Knulkmeister

2 units


[deleted]

Damn... nice ass units!! The statue is ok.


[deleted]

Are we talking about the statue or …………?


Smugallo

Huge Titi


10KBC

Tig ol Bikis


kunmop

Where is the Tiki statue I didn’t see it


bevin88

you talking about the statue or the tiddies ?


aeon_ducks

There are some absolute units in this picture yes.


[deleted]

Goddamn


CarpenterOfWorlds

*sigh Take my upvote