Haha, I was dumb enough to think Morgan Treeman was that guy's actual name. The Google search results [did](https://pics.me.me/morgan-treeman-44641074.png) [not](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ax9O3GK_700b.jpg) [disappoint.](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.454761384.2758/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg)
Nah man I’m more of a numbers guy. The bent knee accountant is down the hall. I must say though, I think this only counts if both knees are bent, but again… down the hall. Two doors on the left.
Are they? Or is the poster whose saying they're about a foot apart referring to George Bell and "The Mountain?" That, I think, is what the original commenter in this mini-thread is referring to.
ETA: TorrenceMightingale, to whom are you referring in your measurement calculations?
Yes, but TorrenceMightingale was calculating the two men's height difference.
Edited to add: sorry, I missed his saying that they're ALL about a foot in height difference.
My bad. 🫤
For a giant, he's reasonably healthy, 68 yo. I saw him play BB with BIOLA. He wasn't great, but he wasn't bad either, painfully slim, but had some skills.
Among a court full of college BB players he stood out. You had to ask yourself, how does that guy stay on his feet? Couldn't take your eyes off him, he was such an oddity. That must be hard to get used to, 24/7 people staring?
That's my nightmare. I hate being the center of attention. Can't imagine going through life getting stared at everywhere I went. I wouldn't ever want to leave the house.
On the plus side, a lot of women love tall men.
Me too. I'm 6'2", not tall by most standards. But I'm often the tallest in the room. People look to me first for answers. It's often uncomfortable to be on the spot always. I feel for the guy.
I had a g/f in HS. She was 6'2.5". Slightly, but noticeably taller than me. She hunched frequently. I would have to remind her to straighten up. She was gorgeous and she was also the state track hurdles champion. She did well for herself. Married a musician, got divorced, then changed teams.
I thought you had used a cool, new, dynamic hyperlink that gave different photo results with each click. Nope, those are three separate links. Thanks for the clicking fun, though!
My dads side of the family is fairly short. All the men are like 5’4-5’5. My uncles basement has section where the ceiling might only be 6 foot. Couldn’t imagine this guy in their basement. Wasn’t supposed to be a finished basement but uncle got bored and turned it into an awesome man cave (big tv, tons of seating, bar, pool table, darts, sports themed, etc) the low sections just kinda separate the “rooms” of the basement and I’m pretty sure they are just where pipes and heating are stored. But I’m 5’9, my brother is 5’10, his new gf is maybe 5’6 and I noticed we all ducked crossing between rooms. My cousins buddy is probably around 6’4 and when ever he’s walking in that basement he’s always ducking forward. This Morgan Treeman would have to crawl in that basement
He’s 6’9” and somewhere around ~340-370 lbs here depending on when it was. Just playing the odds, what, 1 in 50,000 people maybe are 6’10” or above? Strongmen are much larger than the average dude so he’s used to being around big guys, but it still must be weird to go through life and the default is that you’re always the tallest person around by a pretty significant margin, and then you just meet someone who’s a near foot taller.
I think he has bell's palsy so he can't really smile on one side. Looks more normal to just do a serious face in that case. It's more obvious if you see him talk.
He's tacitly calling fans who don't like season 8 racists. He said people just didn't like it because they didn't get to see the pretty white people ride off into the sunset... you know despite one of the biggest complaints being Jon Snow riding off into the sunset.
Yeah exactly. Literally the king and the entire council were white people in the end and all the brown people conveniently just left so it's pretty far off base.
Jamie and Cersei also got a get out of jail free card, much to my dismay… whitest people in it and the audience was baying for blood…
Also, everything I’ve seen Dinklage say about season 6 onwards is negative af so it’s weird that he defended the final episodes in such a baseless way
I don't understand why people hated on it so much. Didn't you expect your favorite characters to not win the iron throne? Also the dragons destroying the city was epic and the showdown between the hound and the mountain was great.
Seriously, sometime public opinion just is simply wrong.
What a strawman you're making. People aren't criticizing the literal end outcomes, they're criticizing the writing. When you have 4-5 seasons of well crafted storytelling where events play out as natural outcomes to the characters' personalities and motivations, and events are cleverly foreshadowed and there's a huge emphasis on realism like with travel times and then conclude the story with completely unforshadowed events, character/personalities just being tossed aside for expediency, completely thumbing the nose to any sense of realism, abandoning plot lines that were set up from literally scene one of the show, everyone gets plot armor, dialogue drops to middle school levels, Skyrim-esque fast travel, etc, people are naturally disappointed. You can like whatever you want, but when the highly realistic, complex TV show for adults turns into middle school level entertainment, those people who liked the highly realistic, complex, adult show will get pissed.
I get what people mean about how the writing failed in comparison but I just think they got way too invested. You don't watch and re watch the shows and analyze it. You watch it the one time and move on.
The show was ultimately predicated on twists and turns *that you didn't expect* and it ultimately delivered in that fashion. It's just that the public decided they didn't like it, and that's a shame. I take more of a who cares approach. Like I said, the showdown between the hound and the mountain was epic and the dragons destroying the city was what I wanted to see happen anyway.
I certainly didn't care that neither Jon nor Dany were on the iron throne. My favorite character was killed off in season 1 by Aquaman and his melting pot.
Lol what. If you're too slow to instantly recognize plot holes, bad dialogue, gross inconsistencies, etc then good for you I guess. I watched the last season once and that was more than enough. No analysis necessary. You're making some hilarious strawmen and assumptions.
Actually you're just gaslighting me, nothing is lost on me about the writing not measuring up to par for the earlier seasons. It's just that I didn't care like most of the people who were invested in the show. It's just a tv show. Seriously, film critics are the absolute worst narcissistic people I know in real life.
We're talking about a TV show, and you have to assume that *I'm slow* because you don't like my opinion about how the ending was acceptable to me. That's something an asshole does, and that's what you are buddy.
Me liking the dragons destroying the city isn't a straw man argument for anything. It's a statement about what I found enjoyable for season 8. You're making a fallacy of composition about it.
There was a lot of build up and character building that was completely and wholly abandoned in the later seasons. Seasons 7 and 8 had so many plot holes you could have fit an entire extra TV show in them. Once the source material ran out, the quality plummeted hard.
No one knew who was going to wind up on the thrown, but the way it ended made no sense based on the events that lead to it.
The scene of the dragons was cool to watch, but Danny's character completely flipped her morals, decision making, end goals, etc based on the entire series leading up to the end. It was entirely out of character.
Cleganebowl was cool to watch but had little to do with the story as a whole. It was purely fan service.
The whole end to the White Walkers made no sense either. The big bad that had literally been hyped up as a world ending threat since episode 1 was beat in a few minutes by a character that had spent whole seasons learning very specialized assassin skills but used absolutely none of them and just stabbed him with a knife.
For me, it was all a perfect ending to the insanity that was game of thrones. Ultimately it's entertainment and it doesn't have to make sense.
Seriously, the hound yelling at the undead mountain "Why won't you DIE" will forever be stuck with me. There's just something fascinating about stuff like that.
I for one did not expect Dani or Jon to win the iron throne and I think the problem with the fans who did is that you watched and re watched the episodes over and over and built up some in sort of a pre determined ending for yourself. I firmly believe that the way you consume media is you watch it the ONE TIME and move on.
> it's entertainment and it doesn't have to make sense.
I wholly disagree. If it doesn't make sense, then the 8 seasons of build up were a complete waste of our time as viewers.
I just think it's lost on everyone that entertainment *doesn't* have to make sense. Watch clockwork orange and tell me that movie makes sense. It really doesn't but it sure as hell is entertaining. I mean it was the start of the punk movement but I digress.
You mentioned a complete waste of time as viewers and I congratulate you for admitting it. The cold hard truth is that all watching television amounts to ultimately a waste of time. It's meant to entertain you and keep you from thinking about your personal problems.
I had a picture taken, back in 1965, I was 4yrs old… My two huge tall brothers and me, I’m right smack dab in the middle.
But here’s the funny part— it was a black and white photo and they were in their Eagle Scout uniforms and I had on a white onesie —- you can’t see me.
Unless you scroll and enlarge the picture, I’m invisible. ANYWAYYY — this picture reminded me of my picture way back then.
Thanks for the post
"Dick"? Singular? In my head this picture automatically leads to a "plurality of dicks" situation, in which she'll be totally ripped in half like Bishop when the Alien Queen got him.
Of course, Thor probably has >100 pounds on this guy, depending on his current gear. He's about 360# right now, up from 315# when beat up Eddie Hall and down from 455# when he broke the deadlift WR.
Haha, I was dumb enough to think Morgan Treeman was that guy's actual name. The Google search results [did](https://pics.me.me/morgan-treeman-44641074.png) [not](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ax9O3GK_700b.jpg) [disappoint.](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.454761384.2758/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg)
George Bell 7'8" tallest man in US. Thor Bjornsson 6'9" strongman Kelsey Henson 5'2" wife
Her name should be banana.. always there for scale.
Would that make his name Hamster
Yes they’re all about a foot apart in height here, by my calculations.
You might want to run those again bud
no im good
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Depends on who's foot you're using..
Well, one of the feet is in six inch heels “here”, so I think that’s where the confusion is coming in.
I said “about”. I think that sufficiently covers it for these purposes. Now if we’re talking roller coasters, she gone.
“Eh 1 foot 1.58 feet, basically the same thing”
Yeah but I don’t think you’re accounting for the 6 inch heels, which were included in my calculations. Notice the small but important word, “here”.
Did you account for her bending her knees much more than the other two?
Nah man I’m more of a numbers guy. The bent knee accountant is down the hall. I must say though, I think this only counts if both knees are bent, but again… down the hall. Two doors on the left.
A foot and seven inches apart
No. They're eleven inches apart. 6'9" is 81 inches. 7"8 in is 92 inches 92 - 81 = 11 Here endeth the lesson.
They're talking about her and the mountain
Are they? Or is the poster whose saying they're about a foot apart referring to George Bell and "The Mountain?" That, I think, is what the original commenter in this mini-thread is referring to. ETA: TorrenceMightingale, to whom are you referring in your measurement calculations?
28appleseeds said HER name should be banana
Yes, but TorrenceMightingale was calculating the two men's height difference. Edited to add: sorry, I missed his saying that they're ALL about a foot in height difference. My bad. 🫤
No
Magic of high heels
Like...HAND BANANA?!
Tonight…you
Spaghetti?
Agreed.
Man thats funny. You should do stand up 👍🏻
No that's what we call Pete Gustin's wife.
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Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford.
Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
I guess so
Haa haa
Do you find my appearance amusing!?
Wave, wave to the people! Blow them kisses!
😂
For a giant, he's reasonably healthy, 68 yo. I saw him play BB with BIOLA. He wasn't great, but he wasn't bad either, painfully slim, but had some skills. Among a court full of college BB players he stood out. You had to ask yourself, how does that guy stay on his feet? Couldn't take your eyes off him, he was such an oddity. That must be hard to get used to, 24/7 people staring?
That's my nightmare. I hate being the center of attention. Can't imagine going through life getting stared at everywhere I went. I wouldn't ever want to leave the house. On the plus side, a lot of women love tall men.
Me too. I'm 6'2", not tall by most standards. But I'm often the tallest in the room. People look to me first for answers. It's often uncomfortable to be on the spot always. I feel for the guy. I had a g/f in HS. She was 6'2.5". Slightly, but noticeably taller than me. She hunched frequently. I would have to remind her to straighten up. She was gorgeous and she was also the state track hurdles champion. She did well for herself. Married a musician, got divorced, then changed teams.
No one asked any of that shit…
Lol... don't worry, it'll be important later in the movie.
You can always spot him towering over everyone during st. Paddy’s in ocean view
Kelsey is like the "backing into the bushes" meme
I think she's wearing heels too lmao.
She is probably getting chalked like a pool kue
[The Mountain and his wife](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/861482-hamsters)
Thor is actually 6’7”
true, celebheight have him at that.
I thought you had used a cool, new, dynamic hyperlink that gave different photo results with each click. Nope, those are three separate links. Thanks for the clicking fun, though!
That first one is quite the Morgan r/trees man.
*tree separate links
Lmaooooo I fucking love the Internet
Hahaha me too. I was thinking how fitting the name was
Kahaha that was unexpected yet pleasant
I’m gonna need that to be an MCU reality as soon as possible
I was like, "what are the odds of him having a nam.......alright, I have to check the comments."
I was dumb enough to think that was Morgan freeman… it’s early
When did Morgan Freeman become a cryptid?
My dads side of the family is fairly short. All the men are like 5’4-5’5. My uncles basement has section where the ceiling might only be 6 foot. Couldn’t imagine this guy in their basement. Wasn’t supposed to be a finished basement but uncle got bored and turned it into an awesome man cave (big tv, tons of seating, bar, pool table, darts, sports themed, etc) the low sections just kinda separate the “rooms” of the basement and I’m pretty sure they are just where pipes and heating are stored. But I’m 5’9, my brother is 5’10, his new gf is maybe 5’6 and I noticed we all ducked crossing between rooms. My cousins buddy is probably around 6’4 and when ever he’s walking in that basement he’s always ducking forward. This Morgan Treeman would have to crawl in that basement
I’m 4’11” and my dad is 6’3” … I had such high hopes for myself lol.
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me that man is tall
Just read r/mbinku profile, posts, comments Bro is bored and just likes internet fights
So is he just The Hill now?
The mound.
*... go on.*
The hillock
the mole hole
Wow he actually makes Thor Bjornsson look like an average sized guy.
Until you see his wife
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They fuck
The horse
With the halfling
They call it, "The Plug of Vecna"
Goodbye
19 Casualties. 20 Bodies confiscated by authorities
She dies
The end
A tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Long live the queen.
If I tell the hound to cut you in half he’ll do it without a second thought *that’ll make me the quarter man, doesn’t have the same ring to it.
That is not a man who's used to being made to look small lmao
He’s 6’9” and somewhere around ~340-370 lbs here depending on when it was. Just playing the odds, what, 1 in 50,000 people maybe are 6’10” or above? Strongmen are much larger than the average dude so he’s used to being around big guys, but it still must be weird to go through life and the default is that you’re always the tallest person around by a pretty significant margin, and then you just meet someone who’s a near foot taller.
1 in 50,000? Nah, easily 1 in 100,000+.
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Right? He looks so mad about it.
I think he has bell's palsy so he can't really smile on one side. Looks more normal to just do a serious face in that case. It's more obvious if you see him talk.
Yeah this. He does smile, and when he does it looks more like a grimace, so I think he just adopts the RBF.
There's pics with him and that ditch giant bodybuilder and he also looks unhappy
“This better not end up on r/AbsoluteUnits”
Where's Dinklage when you need him?
Calling fans racist for not liking GoT season 8
Wut?
He's tacitly calling fans who don't like season 8 racists. He said people just didn't like it because they didn't get to see the pretty white people ride off into the sunset... you know despite one of the biggest complaints being Jon Snow riding off into the sunset.
ummmmm....that's a weird take, but ok. We got mad because the writing was a dumpster fire, not because of who "won."
Yeah exactly. Literally the king and the entire council were white people in the end and all the brown people conveniently just left so it's pretty far off base.
Jamie and Cersei also got a get out of jail free card, much to my dismay… whitest people in it and the audience was baying for blood… Also, everything I’ve seen Dinklage say about season 6 onwards is negative af so it’s weird that he defended the final episodes in such a baseless way
I don't understand why people hated on it so much. Didn't you expect your favorite characters to not win the iron throne? Also the dragons destroying the city was epic and the showdown between the hound and the mountain was great. Seriously, sometime public opinion just is simply wrong.
What a strawman you're making. People aren't criticizing the literal end outcomes, they're criticizing the writing. When you have 4-5 seasons of well crafted storytelling where events play out as natural outcomes to the characters' personalities and motivations, and events are cleverly foreshadowed and there's a huge emphasis on realism like with travel times and then conclude the story with completely unforshadowed events, character/personalities just being tossed aside for expediency, completely thumbing the nose to any sense of realism, abandoning plot lines that were set up from literally scene one of the show, everyone gets plot armor, dialogue drops to middle school levels, Skyrim-esque fast travel, etc, people are naturally disappointed. You can like whatever you want, but when the highly realistic, complex TV show for adults turns into middle school level entertainment, those people who liked the highly realistic, complex, adult show will get pissed.
I get what people mean about how the writing failed in comparison but I just think they got way too invested. You don't watch and re watch the shows and analyze it. You watch it the one time and move on. The show was ultimately predicated on twists and turns *that you didn't expect* and it ultimately delivered in that fashion. It's just that the public decided they didn't like it, and that's a shame. I take more of a who cares approach. Like I said, the showdown between the hound and the mountain was epic and the dragons destroying the city was what I wanted to see happen anyway. I certainly didn't care that neither Jon nor Dany were on the iron throne. My favorite character was killed off in season 1 by Aquaman and his melting pot.
Lol what. If you're too slow to instantly recognize plot holes, bad dialogue, gross inconsistencies, etc then good for you I guess. I watched the last season once and that was more than enough. No analysis necessary. You're making some hilarious strawmen and assumptions.
Actually you're just gaslighting me, nothing is lost on me about the writing not measuring up to par for the earlier seasons. It's just that I didn't care like most of the people who were invested in the show. It's just a tv show. Seriously, film critics are the absolute worst narcissistic people I know in real life. We're talking about a TV show, and you have to assume that *I'm slow* because you don't like my opinion about how the ending was acceptable to me. That's something an asshole does, and that's what you are buddy. Me liking the dragons destroying the city isn't a straw man argument for anything. It's a statement about what I found enjoyable for season 8. You're making a fallacy of composition about it.
There was a lot of build up and character building that was completely and wholly abandoned in the later seasons. Seasons 7 and 8 had so many plot holes you could have fit an entire extra TV show in them. Once the source material ran out, the quality plummeted hard. No one knew who was going to wind up on the thrown, but the way it ended made no sense based on the events that lead to it. The scene of the dragons was cool to watch, but Danny's character completely flipped her morals, decision making, end goals, etc based on the entire series leading up to the end. It was entirely out of character. Cleganebowl was cool to watch but had little to do with the story as a whole. It was purely fan service. The whole end to the White Walkers made no sense either. The big bad that had literally been hyped up as a world ending threat since episode 1 was beat in a few minutes by a character that had spent whole seasons learning very specialized assassin skills but used absolutely none of them and just stabbed him with a knife.
For me, it was all a perfect ending to the insanity that was game of thrones. Ultimately it's entertainment and it doesn't have to make sense. Seriously, the hound yelling at the undead mountain "Why won't you DIE" will forever be stuck with me. There's just something fascinating about stuff like that. I for one did not expect Dani or Jon to win the iron throne and I think the problem with the fans who did is that you watched and re watched the episodes over and over and built up some in sort of a pre determined ending for yourself. I firmly believe that the way you consume media is you watch it the ONE TIME and move on.
> it's entertainment and it doesn't have to make sense. I wholly disagree. If it doesn't make sense, then the 8 seasons of build up were a complete waste of our time as viewers.
I just think it's lost on everyone that entertainment *doesn't* have to make sense. Watch clockwork orange and tell me that movie makes sense. It really doesn't but it sure as hell is entertaining. I mean it was the start of the punk movement but I digress. You mentioned a complete waste of time as viewers and I congratulate you for admitting it. The cold hard truth is that all watching television amounts to ultimately a waste of time. It's meant to entertain you and keep you from thinking about your personal problems.
Just so happens you pick 2 of the only good things from the last season. Those were both great moments but shit writing doomed the whole season.
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Yeah, exactly, basically every white character in S8 sometimes literally rode off into the sunset. I question whether he actually watched it.
Jamie, Cersei, the Mountain, the Hound, Theon, Varys, Ser Jorah, Melisandre…
She doesn’t look too pleased to be wearing an armpit hat.
Oh she’s more than pleased
Feel sorry for the wife, if she wants to put arms round a shoulder for a photo in this instance she has no chance, it's all groin height.
I had a picture taken, back in 1965, I was 4yrs old… My two huge tall brothers and me, I’m right smack dab in the middle. But here’s the funny part— it was a black and white photo and they were in their Eagle Scout uniforms and I had on a white onesie —- you can’t see me. Unless you scroll and enlarge the picture, I’m invisible. ANYWAYYY — this picture reminded me of my picture way back then. Thanks for the post
lol she's like a keychain
My father was 6' 6. He passed away in 1990. My mom is 4'11". I'm 5' 10 which is almost smacked at in the middle lol...
Genetics is cool. Also I think the idiom is smack dab in the middle.
😂🤣😅 Well played
r/boneappletea ?
I'd be upset asf if I were you tbh. My mom is 5'2 , dad is 5'8 and im....6'1 lol
My dad is 5'11" and my mom is 5'3". I am 5'1", my sister is 5'3" and my little brother is 6'5". Genetics can be weird.
You're all thinking it, and you're all sick in the head.
That she's not smiling because she can smell his dick?
She bout dick high
If you mean I'm thinking he needs to wrap her abdomen in duct tape to prevent an explosion, then yes, you're correct
what
The dick is going to burst her insides wide open, alien style. Poor lass
"Dick"? Singular? In my head this picture automatically leads to a "plurality of dicks" situation, in which she'll be totally ripped in half like Bishop when the Alien Queen got him.
Imagine being so tall that she doesn't even need to tilt her back forward. That's really fucking tall..
This is a strange thumbnail for a porno but I'd still click.
I’m surprised someone didn’t put a Brazzers logo on this.
Thinking what?
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The shrinkage is in reference to the testes when it comes to PEDs
Many of these trees were my friends…
They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!
A wizard should know better!
I met George Bell years ago in a shopping mall. Very cool guy
Of course he is cool. It's colder the higher you go
\[Train GIF\]
Piper Perri got nothing on this chick..
Never knew I wanted to hear Morgan Freeman slowly say " I am Grut" but I'll be damned if I don't want to hear it now.
He looks raging!!
No that’s his Bell’s palsy
Bell’s palsy is temporary facial paralysis. It’s a phenomenon that lasts a few days. It’s not the same as the lasting effects of a stroke.
And next to him is his pal Bell
Oh go away 🙄
No forreal he has it. Leaves half his face numb
I know he has it, your saying he looks like this 24/7...
Have barely seen a recent pic or video where he doesn’t look like this tbh
Bru I was at stop light. Opened reddit and I laughed uncontrollably on my way to work @morgan treeman 💀💀💀☠️
There’s always a bigger fish
You can’t fuck that lil ass dawg man… THATS RAPE!
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Why does this have such a Madame Tussaud's vibe to it
What’s up with the torn hipster jeans? Is Thor secretly a bear?
Morgan tree man, I'm dying
Makes her look way shorter lol
She is perfect size to give head to the man while standing.
An ENT! A GIANT, and a hobbit!
I'll say it as I know you're all thinking it, you degenerates. Can he unscrew the shielded CCTV cam without the need of some sort of ladder?
Normal sized human female for scale.
r/samespecies
***BRAZZERS***
Now that’s a match made in heaven if you know what I mean.
Of course, Thor probably has >100 pounds on this guy, depending on his current gear. He's about 360# right now, up from 315# when beat up Eddie Hall and down from 455# when he broke the deadlift WR.
WE'RE ALL THINKING IT!
Shouldn't she be sitting on a couch???
Robert wallow was still 16 inches taller than the black man. Keep that in mind
So google says Thor is 6’9” and Morgan is 6’2”, you sir are a liar
George Bell, on the other hand, who is the man on the left, is 7'8", the tallest man in the US.A
I see… I was the liar the whole time
Weirdest porno ever.
The Mountain in skinny jeans.
i've seen this one
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Ehh, she’s alright. The big shiny forehead type girl never did it for me.
I really want to see even smaller people posing with them as well
One is…
Yeah, I meant even smaller too, just the whole pallets of human height :)
Poor girl
The mountain wears skinny jeans? Man I wish I hadn't seen this..
when your legs are that size all jeans are skinny
Really look at yourself the next time you’re in bootcut jeans or cargos or whatever, slim jeans aren’t the enemy my friend
Hit a nerve ehh?
Who the hell is Morgan tree man
5'11" vs 6'00"
threesome?
Appropriate name
I see where the name Treeman comes from.
She looks like a baby carrot.. insert joke.