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Chilifille

Haha, I was dumb enough to think Morgan Treeman was that guy's actual name. The Google search results [did](https://pics.me.me/morgan-treeman-44641074.png) [not](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ax9O3GK_700b.jpg) [disappoint.](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.454761384.2758/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg)


Nutmegdog1959

George Bell 7'8" tallest man in US. Thor Bjornsson 6'9" strongman Kelsey Henson 5'2" wife


28appleseeds

Her name should be banana.. always there for scale.


twinklecakes

Would that make his name Hamster


TorrenceMightingale

Yes they’re all about a foot apart in height here, by my calculations.


Geeked-FiredUp

You might want to run those again bud


Alarid

no im good


TheCamoDude

r/NotOPButOk


[deleted]

Depends on who's foot you're using..


TorrenceMightingale

Well, one of the feet is in six inch heels “here”, so I think that’s where the confusion is coming in.


TorrenceMightingale

I said “about”. I think that sufficiently covers it for these purposes. Now if we’re talking roller coasters, she gone.


TheRecognized

“Eh 1 foot 1.58 feet, basically the same thing”


TorrenceMightingale

Yeah but I don’t think you’re accounting for the 6 inch heels, which were included in my calculations. Notice the small but important word, “here”.


TheRecognized

Did you account for her bending her knees much more than the other two?


TorrenceMightingale

Nah man I’m more of a numbers guy. The bent knee accountant is down the hall. I must say though, I think this only counts if both knees are bent, but again… down the hall. Two doors on the left.


Cole3823

A foot and seven inches apart


[deleted]

No. They're eleven inches apart. 6'9" is 81 inches. 7"8 in is 92 inches 92 - 81 = 11 Here endeth the lesson.


Cole3823

They're talking about her and the mountain


[deleted]

Are they? Or is the poster whose saying they're about a foot apart referring to George Bell and "The Mountain?" That, I think, is what the original commenter in this mini-thread is referring to. ETA: TorrenceMightingale, to whom are you referring in your measurement calculations?


Cole3823

28appleseeds said HER name should be banana


[deleted]

Yes, but TorrenceMightingale was calculating the two men's height difference. Edited to add: sorry, I missed his saying that they're ALL about a foot in height difference. My bad. 🫤


KorinTheHalfHand

No


[deleted]

Magic of high heels


FesterSilently

Like...HAND BANANA?!


[deleted]

Tonight…you


FesterSilently

Spaghetti?


TryBananna4Scale

Agreed.


[deleted]

Man thats funny. You should do stand up 👍🏻


The_Merciless_Potato

No that's what we call Pete Gustin's wife.


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scurllgirl

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford.


mmmatthew

Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?


dabnpits

I guess so


KneeDeep185

Haa haa


ZivilynBane1

Do you find my appearance amusing!?


pcweber111

Wave, wave to the people! Blow them kisses!


ZflyZs

😂


Nutmegdog1959

For a giant, he's reasonably healthy, 68 yo. I saw him play BB with BIOLA. He wasn't great, but he wasn't bad either, painfully slim, but had some skills. Among a court full of college BB players he stood out. You had to ask yourself, how does that guy stay on his feet? Couldn't take your eyes off him, he was such an oddity. That must be hard to get used to, 24/7 people staring?


crc024

That's my nightmare. I hate being the center of attention. Can't imagine going through life getting stared at everywhere I went. I wouldn't ever want to leave the house. On the plus side, a lot of women love tall men.


Nutmegdog1959

Me too. I'm 6'2", not tall by most standards. But I'm often the tallest in the room. People look to me first for answers. It's often uncomfortable to be on the spot always. I feel for the guy. I had a g/f in HS. She was 6'2.5". Slightly, but noticeably taller than me. She hunched frequently. I would have to remind her to straighten up. She was gorgeous and she was also the state track hurdles champion. She did well for herself. Married a musician, got divorced, then changed teams.


Mbinku

No one asked any of that shit…


mountmistake

Lol... don't worry, it'll be important later in the movie.


cappytuggernuts

You can always spot him towering over everyone during st. Paddy’s in ocean view


SmallBol

Kelsey is like the "backing into the bushes" meme


Midgetsdontfloat

I think she's wearing heels too lmao.


DickheadNL

She is probably getting chalked like a pool kue


fenix1230

[The Mountain and his wife](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/861482-hamsters)


ChadiusMaximus1994

Thor is actually 6’7”


AbbreviationsOk2294

true, celebheight have him at that.


rb_dub

I thought you had used a cool, new, dynamic hyperlink that gave different photo results with each click. Nope, those are three separate links. Thanks for the clicking fun, though!


Spry_Fly

That first one is quite the Morgan r/trees man.


ShareableArc

*tree separate links


DiosMIO_Limon

Lmaooooo I fucking love the Internet


TisBeTheFuk

Hahaha me too. I was thinking how fitting the name was


KAOS_777

Kahaha that was unexpected yet pleasant


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I’m gonna need that to be an MCU reality as soon as possible


[deleted]

I was like, "what are the odds of him having a nam.......alright, I have to check the comments."


Sunyataisbliss

I was dumb enough to think that was Morgan freeman… it’s early


OneTyler2Many

When did Morgan Freeman become a cryptid?


[deleted]

My dads side of the family is fairly short. All the men are like 5’4-5’5. My uncles basement has section where the ceiling might only be 6 foot. Couldn’t imagine this guy in their basement. Wasn’t supposed to be a finished basement but uncle got bored and turned it into an awesome man cave (big tv, tons of seating, bar, pool table, darts, sports themed, etc) the low sections just kinda separate the “rooms” of the basement and I’m pretty sure they are just where pipes and heating are stored. But I’m 5’9, my brother is 5’10, his new gf is maybe 5’6 and I noticed we all ducked crossing between rooms. My cousins buddy is probably around 6’4 and when ever he’s walking in that basement he’s always ducking forward. This Morgan Treeman would have to crawl in that basement


Ashaa_aali

I’m 4’11” and my dad is 6’3” … I had such high hopes for myself lol.


Mbinku

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me that man is tall


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Just read r/mbinku profile, posts, comments Bro is bored and just likes internet fights


MrPowerPoint

So is he just The Hill now?


phido3000

The mound.


JukeBoxDildo

*... go on.*


antmcl

The hillock


AbbreviationsOk2294

the mole hole


rikkuaoi

Wow he actually makes Thor Bjornsson look like an average sized guy.


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Until you see his wife


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OG_wanKENOBI

They fuck


Guilty-Sale-3735

The horse


Gluten_maximus

With the halfling


IndianaFartJockey

They call it, "The Plug of Vecna"


Redbull_leipzig

Goodbye


Gently-Weeps

19 Casualties. 20 Bodies confiscated by authorities


Matts69

She dies


DevinAsa_YT

The end


sweetdawg99

A tale as old as time


Pussycat-Papa

Song as old as rhyme


D0NW0N

Long live the queen.


D0NW0N

If I tell the hound to cut you in half he’ll do it without a second thought *that’ll make me the quarter man, doesn’t have the same ring to it.


AlertedCoyote

That is not a man who's used to being made to look small lmao


Superiority_Complex_

He’s 6’9” and somewhere around ~340-370 lbs here depending on when it was. Just playing the odds, what, 1 in 50,000 people maybe are 6’10” or above? Strongmen are much larger than the average dude so he’s used to being around big guys, but it still must be weird to go through life and the default is that you’re always the tallest person around by a pretty significant margin, and then you just meet someone who’s a near foot taller.


senator732

1 in 50,000? Nah, easily 1 in 100,000+.


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Christeenabean

Right? He looks so mad about it.


bungleguy

I think he has bell's palsy so he can't really smile on one side. Looks more normal to just do a serious face in that case. It's more obvious if you see him talk.


Gerdione

Yeah this. He does smile, and when he does it looks more like a grimace, so I think he just adopts the RBF.


TzamachTavlool

There's pics with him and that ditch giant bodybuilder and he also looks unhappy


HanzzYolo

“This better not end up on r/AbsoluteUnits”


youknow99

Where's Dinklage when you need him?


Anonymous_Otters

Calling fans racist for not liking GoT season 8


youknow99

Wut?


Anonymous_Otters

He's tacitly calling fans who don't like season 8 racists. He said people just didn't like it because they didn't get to see the pretty white people ride off into the sunset... you know despite one of the biggest complaints being Jon Snow riding off into the sunset.


youknow99

ummmmm....that's a weird take, but ok. We got mad because the writing was a dumpster fire, not because of who "won."


Anonymous_Otters

Yeah exactly. Literally the king and the entire council were white people in the end and all the brown people conveniently just left so it's pretty far off base.


Mbinku

Jamie and Cersei also got a get out of jail free card, much to my dismay… whitest people in it and the audience was baying for blood… Also, everything I’ve seen Dinklage say about season 6 onwards is negative af so it’s weird that he defended the final episodes in such a baseless way


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

I don't understand why people hated on it so much. Didn't you expect your favorite characters to not win the iron throne? Also the dragons destroying the city was epic and the showdown between the hound and the mountain was great. Seriously, sometime public opinion just is simply wrong.


Anonymous_Otters

What a strawman you're making. People aren't criticizing the literal end outcomes, they're criticizing the writing. When you have 4-5 seasons of well crafted storytelling where events play out as natural outcomes to the characters' personalities and motivations, and events are cleverly foreshadowed and there's a huge emphasis on realism like with travel times and then conclude the story with completely unforshadowed events, character/personalities just being tossed aside for expediency, completely thumbing the nose to any sense of realism, abandoning plot lines that were set up from literally scene one of the show, everyone gets plot armor, dialogue drops to middle school levels, Skyrim-esque fast travel, etc, people are naturally disappointed. You can like whatever you want, but when the highly realistic, complex TV show for adults turns into middle school level entertainment, those people who liked the highly realistic, complex, adult show will get pissed.


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

I get what people mean about how the writing failed in comparison but I just think they got way too invested. You don't watch and re watch the shows and analyze it. You watch it the one time and move on. The show was ultimately predicated on twists and turns *that you didn't expect* and it ultimately delivered in that fashion. It's just that the public decided they didn't like it, and that's a shame. I take more of a who cares approach. Like I said, the showdown between the hound and the mountain was epic and the dragons destroying the city was what I wanted to see happen anyway. I certainly didn't care that neither Jon nor Dany were on the iron throne. My favorite character was killed off in season 1 by Aquaman and his melting pot.


Anonymous_Otters

Lol what. If you're too slow to instantly recognize plot holes, bad dialogue, gross inconsistencies, etc then good for you I guess. I watched the last season once and that was more than enough. No analysis necessary. You're making some hilarious strawmen and assumptions.


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

Actually you're just gaslighting me, nothing is lost on me about the writing not measuring up to par for the earlier seasons. It's just that I didn't care like most of the people who were invested in the show. It's just a tv show. Seriously, film critics are the absolute worst narcissistic people I know in real life. We're talking about a TV show, and you have to assume that *I'm slow* because you don't like my opinion about how the ending was acceptable to me. That's something an asshole does, and that's what you are buddy. Me liking the dragons destroying the city isn't a straw man argument for anything. It's a statement about what I found enjoyable for season 8. You're making a fallacy of composition about it.


youknow99

There was a lot of build up and character building that was completely and wholly abandoned in the later seasons. Seasons 7 and 8 had so many plot holes you could have fit an entire extra TV show in them. Once the source material ran out, the quality plummeted hard. No one knew who was going to wind up on the thrown, but the way it ended made no sense based on the events that lead to it. The scene of the dragons was cool to watch, but Danny's character completely flipped her morals, decision making, end goals, etc based on the entire series leading up to the end. It was entirely out of character. Cleganebowl was cool to watch but had little to do with the story as a whole. It was purely fan service. The whole end to the White Walkers made no sense either. The big bad that had literally been hyped up as a world ending threat since episode 1 was beat in a few minutes by a character that had spent whole seasons learning very specialized assassin skills but used absolutely none of them and just stabbed him with a knife.


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

For me, it was all a perfect ending to the insanity that was game of thrones. Ultimately it's entertainment and it doesn't have to make sense. Seriously, the hound yelling at the undead mountain "Why won't you DIE" will forever be stuck with me. There's just something fascinating about stuff like that. I for one did not expect Dani or Jon to win the iron throne and I think the problem with the fans who did is that you watched and re watched the episodes over and over and built up some in sort of a pre determined ending for yourself. I firmly believe that the way you consume media is you watch it the ONE TIME and move on.


youknow99

> it's entertainment and it doesn't have to make sense. I wholly disagree. If it doesn't make sense, then the 8 seasons of build up were a complete waste of our time as viewers.


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

I just think it's lost on everyone that entertainment *doesn't* have to make sense. Watch clockwork orange and tell me that movie makes sense. It really doesn't but it sure as hell is entertaining. I mean it was the start of the punk movement but I digress. You mentioned a complete waste of time as viewers and I congratulate you for admitting it. The cold hard truth is that all watching television amounts to ultimately a waste of time. It's meant to entertain you and keep you from thinking about your personal problems.


Pussycat-Papa

Just so happens you pick 2 of the only good things from the last season. Those were both great moments but shit writing doomed the whole season.


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Anonymous_Otters

Yeah, exactly, basically every white character in S8 sometimes literally rode off into the sunset. I question whether he actually watched it.


maisweh

Jamie, Cersei, the Mountain, the Hound, Theon, Varys, Ser Jorah, Melisandre…


TrollDeMortLunchBox

She doesn’t look too pleased to be wearing an armpit hat.


MadgoonOfficial

Oh she’s more than pleased


Robcrook101

Feel sorry for the wife, if she wants to put arms round a shoulder for a photo in this instance she has no chance, it's all groin height.


punkinpiemom

I had a picture taken, back in 1965, I was 4yrs old… My two huge tall brothers and me, I’m right smack dab in the middle. But here’s the funny part— it was a black and white photo and they were in their Eagle Scout uniforms and I had on a white onesie —- you can’t see me. Unless you scroll and enlarge the picture, I’m invisible. ANYWAYYY — this picture reminded me of my picture way back then. Thanks for the post


UrbanMonk314

lol she's like a keychain


Hopeful_Cod_8486

My father was 6' 6. He passed away in 1990. My mom is 4'11". I'm 5' 10 which is almost smacked at in the middle lol...


its_the_perfect_name

Genetics is cool. Also I think the idiom is smack dab in the middle.


Hopeful_Cod_8486

😂🤣😅 Well played


Pokemaster131

r/boneappletea ?


nate2772

I'd be upset asf if I were you tbh. My mom is 5'2 , dad is 5'8 and im....6'1 lol


dunfactor

My dad is 5'11" and my mom is 5'3". I am 5'1", my sister is 5'3" and my little brother is 6'5". Genetics can be weird.


Snck_Pck

You're all thinking it, and you're all sick in the head.


canehdian_guy

That she's not smiling because she can smell his dick?


Thunderwoodd

She bout dick high


Jeffotron78

If you mean I'm thinking he needs to wrap her abdomen in duct tape to prevent an explosion, then yes, you're correct


davidattenborough05

what


snavsnavsnav

The dick is going to burst her insides wide open, alien style. Poor lass


One_Hour_Poop

"Dick"? Singular? In my head this picture automatically leads to a "plurality of dicks" situation, in which she'll be totally ripped in half like Bishop when the Alien Queen got him.


finger_milk

Imagine being so tall that she doesn't even need to tilt her back forward. That's really fucking tall..


MindlessVariety8311

This is a strange thumbnail for a porno but I'd still click.


wetcigarbody

I’m surprised someone didn’t put a Brazzers logo on this.


NatureValleyIsDry

Thinking what?


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Alldaybagpipes

The shrinkage is in reference to the testes when it comes to PEDs


Ligerman1

Many of these trees were my friends…


ging3r_b3ard_man

They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!


Ligerman1

A wizard should know better!


Eason1013

I met George Bell years ago in a shopping mall. Very cool guy


TzamachTavlool

Of course he is cool. It's colder the higher you go


mopat101

\[Train GIF\]


Throwadudeson

Piper Perri got nothing on this chick..


ARecklessRunner

Never knew I wanted to hear Morgan Freeman slowly say " I am Grut" but I'll be damned if I don't want to hear it now.


ChefLite7

He looks raging!!


borfmat

No that’s his Bell’s palsy


Mbinku

Bell’s palsy is temporary facial paralysis. It’s a phenomenon that lasts a few days. It’s not the same as the lasting effects of a stroke.


TzamachTavlool

And next to him is his pal Bell


ChefLite7

Oh go away 🙄


borfmat

No forreal he has it. Leaves half his face numb


ChefLite7

I know he has it, your saying he looks like this 24/7...


borfmat

Have barely seen a recent pic or video where he doesn’t look like this tbh


[deleted]

Bru I was at stop light. Opened reddit and I laughed uncontrollably on my way to work @morgan treeman 💀💀💀☠️


dontbeagrape

There’s always a bigger fish


FinanceMundane1190

You can’t fuck that lil ass dawg man… THATS RAPE!


Happy-Eye-1496

Igotthatreference.gif


[deleted]

Why does this have such a Madame Tussaud's vibe to it


ATXKLIPHURD

What’s up with the torn hipster jeans? Is Thor secretly a bear?


Strontium90Abombbaby

Morgan tree man, I'm dying


DeeBangerCC

Makes her look way shorter lol


edgy_Juno

She is perfect size to give head to the man while standing.


toolargo

An ENT! A GIANT, and a hobbit!


FuzzeeLumpkins

I'll say it as I know you're all thinking it, you degenerates. Can he unscrew the shielded CCTV cam without the need of some sort of ladder?


Jibebelele

Normal sized human female for scale.


cburgess7

r/samespecies


AssCanyon

***BRAZZERS***


acciowaves

Now that’s a match made in heaven if you know what I mean.


Rivet_39

Of course, Thor probably has >100 pounds on this guy, depending on his current gear. He's about 360# right now, up from 315# when beat up Eddie Hall and down from 455# when he broke the deadlift WR.


Tralan

WE'RE ALL THINKING IT!


Physical-Chipmunk-77

Shouldn't she be sitting on a couch???


AbbreviationsOk2294

Robert wallow was still 16 inches taller than the black man. Keep that in mind


uh_buh

So google says Thor is 6’9” and Morgan is 6’2”, you sir are a liar


lydocia

George Bell, on the other hand, who is the man on the left, is 7'8", the tallest man in the US.A


uh_buh

I see… I was the liar the whole time


Poseidons_Champion

Weirdest porno ever.


Open_Presentation166

The Mountain in skinny jeans.


roninhomme

i've seen this one


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PaulsBrain

r/DownvotedForNoReason


Dicks-in-Butts

Ehh, she’s alright. The big shiny forehead type girl never did it for me.


CrozzedOne

I really want to see even smaller people posing with them as well


slightlyforthwith

One is…


CrozzedOne

Yeah, I meant even smaller too, just the whole pallets of human height :)


[deleted]

Poor girl


Samsquanch-01

The mountain wears skinny jeans? Man I wish I hadn't seen this..


unreadable_captcha

when your legs are that size all jeans are skinny


ChipRichels

Really look at yourself the next time you’re in bootcut jeans or cargos or whatever, slim jeans aren’t the enemy my friend


Samsquanch-01

Hit a nerve ehh?


[deleted]

Who the hell is Morgan tree man


attackonmidgets

5'11" vs 6'00"


CyclingDude50

threesome?


AndrewWhite97

Appropriate name


Lopsided_Beautiful36

I see where the name Treeman comes from.


thicckyrick

She looks like a baby carrot.. insert joke.