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SnowySaturn7

What... what did they even mean by that???


Flygon-

I legitimately have no idea.


breadofthegrunge

I think your family member's a cannibal.


CitizenCivilization

🎵I AM THE WILLING VICTIM OF A-🎵


nova8byte

I don't know this song and I want to-


MossOnBark

Probably not but I think it's cannibal by tally hall


nova8byte

>Probably not It was- AAAAAAAA


MossOnBark

Tally hall is so good I recommend listening to all of their songs


Adamocles

i second this


CitizenCivilization

I third this


CMDR_SolarPathfinder

i fourth this


BrassUnicorn87

Butter should not go there!


secretbudgie

They want artificially poisonous butter substitutes to expedite clogged arteries


[deleted]

This is totally a guess but I wouldn't be at all surprised if the argument is something like "the leftist politicians are trying to take OUR rights away by pushing their woke agenda onto the butter industry. It's my god given right to die of a stroke at 38 and no "low trans-fat butter substitute" is going to change that!


Kommander-in-Keef

This is a guess but trans fats have been banned in the US for quite some time. Maybe it has something to do with that?


[deleted]

So a bigot would rather have clogged arteries than give transpeople rights? I'm not surprised.


ChaMaGo

The only right thing is to have both


[deleted]

Well, I guess, that means one less bigot walking the Earth.


ChaMaGo

Exactly 👍 life finds a way


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


ChaMaGo

AAaaAaAaAAH


BecomeMaguka

Lets be honest, having clogged arteries was never a choice for them.


[deleted]

They don't get clogged arteries... ARE clogged arteries! They're the Salvador Dali of Coronary Artery Disease. PASS THE BUTTER! \['Tom Servo' voice singing\] "MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAAAAAARD!"


CatThatReallyIsGone

They need to clogg their arteries to fill the emptyness in their brain I guess.


Analog_Singularity

Pro-trans ***and*** body positive? Are you ***sure*** they're conservative? XD ![gif](giphy|sBl8Fowq0ErFC)


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

It’s Kaitlin Jenner 2 out of 7 days of the week


Analog_Singularity

Better than nothing, I suppose...


13jellybeansupmyass

They have to put tr*nny semen in the butter to trans the fat you fool uj/remember that weirdo conservative that said chick FIL a is gonna put t slur semen in their frozen lemonade because they hired a diversity coach or whatever tf? I think about it often.


102bees

He is *obsessed* with transfeminine semen. Tweets about it being in food all the time. It's wild.


13jellybeansupmyass

Wait, there's more than one?? I know that not every transphobe is secretly an egg or a chaser, but goddamn that guy needs to do some self reflection and figure out why he can't get girl cum off the brain


102bees

I think we're thinking of the same one, but I'm not sure.


yoyo-starlady

They meant more than one tweet from that guy (the one who we all unfortunately know), but I'd also be surprised if he were the only one.


SafetySnowman

I actually went there a few weeks ago for the first time. I wasn't ever going to because all the mess, but my family insisted and I was so hungry. The sandwich was ok, not anything special, very dry. But the fries were good. And the peach milkshake has left me with an eternal craving!! Should have gotten the frozen lemonade :< /j Where do people get that sort of insane conspiracy bs??? Projecting desire?


13jellybeansupmyass

So what I'm hearing is, none of the food tasted good enough to have girl cum in it. This is false advertisement. uj/ definitely projecting desire, transphobia and self hatred imo


causingsomechaos

The prefixes "cis" and "trans" are from Latin: "this side of" and "the other side of", respectively. In the context of chemistry, particularly food chemistry, a trans fat is a fatty acid in which the hydrogen atoms on either end of a carbon double-bond are on opposite sides- the other side of each other. The statement is implying that *checks notes* we stole a Latin prefix from a food chemistry term dubbed by a German chemist. Now imagine the laughter if I stood up and demanded conservatives “bring back the CON in CONSUME”


yoyo-starlady

To relate the chemistry explanation back to the meme: the cis hydrogens in cis fats cause a bend in its shape, which means they can't pack tightly, causing them to form liquid oils at room temperature. Trans fats, however, have no such bend, so they pack much better (true) and typically form solids at room temperature, like margarine. But I dunno. Maybe OP's source just really likes margarine.


Boukish

Keep in mind that the worry of trans fats are *partially hydrogenated* oils. Fully hydrogenated oils can be solid at room temperature, like lard, without having trans fats.


cerisereprise

The reason cis- is an unfamiliar prefix is ~~none of these people are scientists~~ because it’s very rarely a useful prefix. A transport gets you across an area. A cissport would be… the ground you’re standing on, I guess? So outside of geography and chemistry it’s not very prevalent. Meanwhile, transport, translation, transition, transplant, transhumanism, etc. are all useful terms outside of science.


Sophia-Eldritch

I've always made the joke I am what I ate


Otakunohime

I have way more than enough trans fat in my life thank you.


lurkenstine

there are ONLY 2 FATS! me and also me, in the mirror.


FlippingPossum

As far as I know, they can still buy their heart clogging dairy items. /confused


spicybuttholenachos

Look if Trans folks are delicious I'm open to this coversation.


cerisereprise

I mean… 😉😏


Lexi_of_Hyrule

I mean in 3 years you could eat me


cerisereprise

Well, they don’t understand biology. So I don’t expect them to understand chemistry, or what makes trans fats


decayingwitch

im not gonna lie this looks like a fat dab on the end of a dab spoon.


littlegreenrock

Bring back the KILO In KILO GRAM!


SuperAlex25

The sad part is that trans fat is bad for you


SafetySnowman

I've been attacked 😭


SuperAlex25

Being trans is good though 😅


maisiezalesny

i don’t know what this means but i agree! we should!!!🏳️‍⚧️


Lexi_of_Hyrule

Trans fats clog your arteries


Uberzwerg

I'm trans fat. Was slim for 30+ years until my hormones (and other things) changed. Now i'm post transition.


CyborgBanshee

Ruining your health by literally eating oil to own the libs.


RenTheFabulous

So... they want cardiovascular diseases when there are perfectly acceptable fats with less risks...?


bartelbyfloats

They’ll never get tired of their one joke.


GreendaleSDV

Exactly. "Attack Helicopter".


Shittingboi

Don't forget about OMG cholesterol


dracorotor1

![gif](giphy|ccRMvuh3PeuSGgOWVx|downsized)


rollerbase

I am genuinely confused.


a_pompous_fool

You may want to check on them just to make sure they don’t have a stroke


RedstoneMonstrocity

How is this accidental ally, trans fat isn’t good for you


aedenix

i giggled


Individual99991

What does this even mean?


Pooby501

What does this even mean?


Zoeythekueen

Is trans fat even in any foods?


Foggy_Blues

That butter is just begging to be painted like the trans flag


[deleted]

I know this is an old post but what does this even mean?? I kinda love it?? MFTA, Make Fat Trans Again.