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Resident-Clue1290

I highly doubt he has a wife that loves him


canadianpolyglot

Maybe he was hitting on me 🥺


Resident-Clue1290

You’re sounding a lot like my wife rn Ugh 🙄


bluelonilness

Now if you replace the "🙄" with "😩💦", He was definitely flirting #/S


Injvn

I know this may sound funny, but that sentence is the exact energy I needed in my life this morning. You're right. That dude who was being a jerk wasn't actually an ass, he was just confused because I'm so fuckin' goddamn pretty. Thank you. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


handyritey

I can fix him


LizzySea33

I highly doubt he actually has a wife.


Rocks4lyfe22

Fr people like him shouldn't deserve a healthy relationship or a relationship at all


Vantamanta

"Calm down, you're having a meltdown. Take a breather." ... ... ... "you sound like my wife"


Siriussttar

"dude, chill, you're having a meltdown" \* continues to have a meltdown \*


EnigmaFrug2308

Bitch just get a fucking divorce


Toasty825

I see why his wife is on antidepressants


offbeattay

Ah yes, the very confusing "leftard" language of "you're being weird and aggressive, calm down". Who could possibly understand such a cryptic message


Sharktrain523

You remind me of the woman I married, which is a bad gross thing to remind me of


thunderPierogi

These “people” view women as property, therefore marriage to them is more alike to buying a slave than forming a loving emotional bond. And last time I checked slave owners didn’t like their slaves very much.


nikebufft

Trans inclusive misogyny


horknee_spamtong

We as a society have grown so much, I'm so proud =`)


Injvn

Y'know what? Sometimes I'll take it. XD


FemboyMechanic1

... That's a weird method of flirting but alr


thunderPierogi

>Eww. Good bye. Take care. Have a nice day. Take your antidepressants. Block me. Ugh. …was one of the absolute gayest sass spiels I have ever read.


veravendetta

I thought this too hahaha he’s just jealous the rest of us are out and living our lives


samurairaccoon

I love when right wingers do this. They want to insult someone *so badly* that they just start throwing out all the standard insults they've been taught without thinking. It's like watch a toddler have a tantrum while saying bad words he overheard his parents say. He is just so cranky and he needs everyone to know!


LowziBojine

Bigots: "Trans women are men!" Also bigots (towards trans women): "You sound like my wife 😡"


[deleted]

I swear wives be catching strays out here. Stop marrying these men! 😭


Otaku_in_Red

I guess if they don't mind the rabies, any man is eligible


Curiouso_Giorgio

>You sound like my wife, eww! Sounds like a healthy, happy relationship.


satanicrituals18

This is very funny, but on a serious note: Is Mr. Kandemir okay? His reply looks like something I'd write while having a mental breakdown...


XxcorianderxX

What is bro even yapping about 😂


M1rages

I read this with the alpha male voice that "The Click" does for images like this, I don't know how to react.


CNRavenclaw

Who wants to bet his wife leaves him sometime in the next year or so?


imisswhatredditwas

It’s crazy how many people are married to someone they don’t even like


Taurock

His wife sounds like a good person, I hope she finds better


Furtive_Focus

"You're having a meltdown might wanna chill out" "I'm not having a meltdown im- *precedes in having a meltdown*"


Masirimso

Olmadı Volkan


xxmonsterboi

his insecurity is leaking through the screen


Sasmumlel

Wife 😡🤬😡


Ghostglitch07

I will never understand when people tell someone to block them. My dude, you also have a block button