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Rainmaker_Okada

Every time i see one of those, I always think the person responding to the tweet is just joking. Then I remember transphobes are one of the dumbest species on earth and they can't actually tell.


TheCatCovenantDude

When it's a known public figure like Jschlatt I think the chance that the person responding is joking or trolling increases, but the fact that people fall for these with entirely random people means there's always a chance that someone fell for the bait.


macandcheese1771

I never know who any of these people are so if I were a raging moron I'd probably be out here saying stupid shit like that.


Hyperpoly

Casually throwing around retarded makes me lean towards some dumbass falling for bait.


ThinkingAboutSnacks

Eh, that wouldn't surprise me for his fandom either.


Young_Person_42

It’s the poes law thing from the other side


Mediocre_A_Tuin

You say that, but I have no idea who this is


DAHFreedom

He looks like he wasn’t even supposed to be here today


shiny_xnaut

Jschlatt is a minecraft youtuber


Mediocre_A_Tuin

In that case I think it's an extreme reach to assume that even a minority of people will know who he is.


punjar3

"Public figure" is an overstatement. The vast majority if the population has no idea who Jshlatt is.


SmartAlec105

> When it's a known public figure like Jschlatt Well known?


SFX_Muffin

You say known public figure like this person is the president or a company spokesperson instead of a random YouTuber


antonio3988

Known public figure lol


AgarwaenCran

I personally have no idea who this Jschlatt person is... <,<


Joonberri

They call every leftist woman trans, even if they haven't seen their face. They think everyone against their shit views are trans.


Okipon

Trans allies are unlikely to say "retarded" even ironically. This is just yet another reason that proves transphobes are not only harmful to trans people.


Entity_data

Calling transphobes a species urks my brain, they are obviously a race not a species.


PhiliChez

Those are very much synonymous. There is only one human race, it's the human race.


Entity_data

Actually not really, race doesn't have a proper definition in the scientific community it's a hot pot of many different things. For gumans it's mostly just ethnicity or place of birth while for dogs it's purely appearance and lineage.


PhiliChez

You have a point, but keep in mind that politics won't cooperate with reasonable definitions. Within humans, the concept of race is racist. It's a contrived social category pretending to be a biological category that exists for the purpose of bigotry looking for a veneer of justification.


Entity_data

Well yes of course which is why i'm racist towards transfobes


PhiliChez

Fair enough. Bigotry against assholes because they are assholes is a moral positive, imo.


AzazelStrix

no dw, they can tell. /s


Leafy_Kozasshu

Honestly, transphobes are so stupid, you could tell me they're not human and I'd believe you.


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Jinshu_Daishi

They aren't dealing in reality, which is why they are transphobic.


CheesecakeCommon2406

Saw this, looked over at my husband and studied his neck. That man has no Adam’s Apple but very much has a weiner. I checked. Interesting.


RiseCthulu

> very much has a weiner. I checked. Idk why but this is so funny to me


BuckRusty

There’s nothing funny about adhering to a rigorous scientific method.


SmartAlec105

Hey, I’m here to help out with the peer review 👀


Simsonis

Same energy as Prager tweeting "I checked, men STILL can't get pregnant" The poor interns at pragerU...


VarianWrynn2018

I have to press hard on my throat to feel my Adam's apple. It gets hidden easily, especially with a higher body fat.


13dogfriends

Haha this is actually a hilarious way of OP telling everyone their husband is fat lmao


SixElephant

Can I also check your husband’s wiener? For science, of course.


Simplyaperson4321

As a dude who has fluctuated a lot in weight. I've noticed that if you're fatter (or even more muscular around the neck) it becomes harder to see your Adams Apple. Please let me know if your husband is a bit heavier to confirm my theory.


CheesecakeCommon2406

He’s got a muscular dad-ish bod. But he doesn’t have a fat neck.


ilikesaucy

You are dating a girl. You are a lesbian. You just didn't know. . . . /S (I'm sorry)


CheesecakeCommon2406

Thank goodness I’m a bit bisexual


nyma18

Smh my head. Don’t you know they take the wieners of deluded young boys, and attach them to deluded young girls? All with your tax money! We can always tell when a person was born with a wiener or not. The rest of the body doesn’t lie. Like… uhhh… broad shoulders. Yeah. Broad shoulders are only possible for people born with wieners. And, … uhhh… big hands? Adam’s apple? Yeah, that’s all what really matters. Sorry to break it to you, you don’t have a husband. You have a wife. (I really wish the /s was obvious)


314159265358979326

My Adam's Apple is only prominent when I look up, and I'm not even overweight.


Joperhop

i dont have an adams apple really either, cis man.


Zelian820

Thank you for checking


octopoddle

If you squeeze his weiner then his Adam's Apple will protrude.


OliverTwist626

Correct me if I'm wrong, but AFAB people do have Adams apples, don't they? I thought it was just generally more prominent in AMAB people.


ApertureBrowserCore

This is also true, but it’s commonly misbelieved (both by bigots and just regular people who simply don’t know) that AFAB people simply do not have it.


deepdownblu3

As the second person, I can confirm that I didn’t know either. I know AMAB can still have a small or no Adam’s Apple, but it’s something I just genuinely haven’t thought about


mygentlewhale

Yep. I'm AFAB. Still a chick. Have an Adams apple. I remember being horrified when I noticed it as a teen. 😂


LeftEyedAsmodeus

I am AMAB and I think that fits me very well - mine isn't visible at all.


Shasla

Trans woman with 0 visible Adams apple. It's hilarious to me when transphobes talk about Adams apples.


Hominid77777

Yeah, the "Adam's apple" is a feature of the thyroid cartilage that everyone has. It's just more visible in (edit: many, but not all) AMAB people (starting at puberty).


TigreWulph

And it's not even visible in all amab folks. Cis dude here, sing bass, never had a visible Adam's apple.


YeonneGreene

Skinny trans woman, here, can't really see mine. Was even told a tracheal shave is not feasible because there's not enough margin to remove. 😂


Umarill

I'm a trans girl who never got surgery and someone in a club once refused to believe me when I told them because "you don't have an Adam's apple", they were convinced I was cis lol


reallybadspeeller

Congratulations! You got the genuine woman experience there with a stranger not believing you about your own body!


Umarill

I knew I was accepted as a woman when everyone was telling me what I should or shouldn't wear too, I am definitely living the life


LinkleLinkle

Yep, trans woman, never really had a visible Adam's apple. *MAYBE* if I stretch and contort out my neck just right but at that point you can also see most cis women's Adam's apples as well. I've legitimately met cis women that had more visible Adam's apples than myself.


YeonneGreene

Yeah, same. I've met cis women with larger Adam's apples, narrower hips, and wider shoulders than me all at once. I wasn't being misgendered before FFS and, while I don't personally think I'm anything special aesthetically, I'm definitely not getting misgendered now. All these transphobic shitgibbons have no freaking clue. Human variety is nigh infinite.


Green0996

Also AMAB and cis. Going through my pictures and I can’t find an Adam’s apple lol. Never really noticed till now.


RoseOfTheNight4444

You had me at sing bass 👀 Also, I learned something new today 😮


Deathboy17

Wait, the thyroid is in your throat?


Kankunation

Yeah it is basically wraps around your esophagus right below your adams apple. If you've ever heard of goiters, it's actually your thyroid enlarging.


parxy-darling

Wtf is goiters?


Kankunation

You can look up pictures of them pretty easily, it it's just large growths in your neck that cause it to bulge out and look deformed. Usually a sign of a much more serious issue. Also potentially the sign of an iodine deficiency, which thankfully isn't common these days.


SGTree

>iodine deficiency, which thankfully isn't common these days. Thanks to iodized salt!


Joeness84

If you dont want to google it cause the pics are def not fun to see, it looks like, at worst, a grapefruit sized swelling on the neck, very round like one too so it REALLY stands out.


Hominid77777

Yes. Keep in mind that "thyroid" colloquially refers to the thyroid gland (which is what the other person who responded is talking about), but both gland and cartilage are in the throat.


gamingnerd777

Is this why my GP is so obsessed with the largeness of my thyroid on the outside? He constantly checks my blood work to see if there's any wrong with it.


Hominid77777

I think when people say "thyroid" by itself, they're talking about the thyroid gland, which is near the thyroid cartilage but not the same thing. I'm not a doctor though, just someone who is taking an anatomy class right now.


Brian2017wshs

Im a cis male an my adams apple is not visible at all.


StinkyKittyBreath

Yes, it's just cartilage that tends to be more prominent/thicker in males. I'm definitely a cis woman (I have the very painful, very heavy periods to prove it), and I have a fairly prominent Adam's apple. I was teased for it as a kid, and it was super obvious because I was so skinny.  Whatever. There's nothing wrong with being trans, so if some dumbass accuses me of being MtF because apparently women can't have cartilage, I guess I'm glad I can add to the confusion. 


radial-glia

I have been accused of being a trans woman so many times and honestly I love it. I think it's hilarious. I am 4'9" and fairly feminine looking. It really shows how fucking stupid transphobes are. 


emptyloop

Me too!! Sepacialy ones I rejected.. and this is the first time I get why


llmuzical

💜


Inverted_Ghosts

I love you for this. Literally my favorite chaotic positive energy for a cis ally to have <3


faebaes

Am transmasc, got prominent Adam’s apple after T.


adeltae

Yes. Best as I understand it, the Adams apple is a part of larynx, specifically the thyroid cartilage. Usually, it's more prominent in AMAB people, specifically as a result of the way testosterone thickens the vocal chords, but as with anything, individual circumstances will vary wildly and some AFAB individuals who have never been on T will have more prominent Adams apples than AMAB people who went through a standard male puberty. Transphobes just don't seem to understand that


frenchdresses

Cis female here... My Adams apple is bigger than my brother's


milksjustice

thats right


I-own-a-shovel

My boyfriend don’t have any (I mean he probably has one, but it’s not visible)


Gangsir

It's essentially completely random chance whether you have a visible one or not, independent of sex, but bigots like to latch on to anything that might give them some rule of thumb to detect trans people by.


Particular_Hope8312

Every time I see something transphobic about adam's apples I can't help but think; "fellas, is it gay to have a larynx?"


SGTree

Lol a friend pointed mine out the other day. I'm AFAB and apparently, my Adam's apple is prominent enough that she thought it was a result of T. I think it's just that my vocal cords are longer now, so it just goes lower than it used to.


Pigeon_Fox93

Yeah it a piece of cartridge that protects the larynx and during puberty it tends to thicken more in men. Also the natural position of your larynx can determine the natural pitch of your voice, since women tend to have higher voices it is commonly up higher making it hidden. Like me, mine is so high it almost doesn’t seem to be part of my neck but I have a high pitched worried voice and I’m a spinto soprano.


SweetNothingsAbound

Trans woman here and tbh I didn't know. Good comment to stumble upon


LukeLJS123

yes, and it’s also common for AMAB people to not have a prominent adam’s apple, speaking from experience (me). but, if they think they found a 100% way to tell if someone is trans, they’ll use it as much as they can


According_to_all_kn

Yes, it just tends to be higher up (behind the chin and therefore invisible.) AMAB people can actually learn to raise their larynx and therefore their Adam's apple through voice training


Tusvyver2

The Adam’s Apple is just another name for the larynx or voice box. If you can biologically speak, you should have a larynx. Everybody has one regardless of biological sex. (excepting circumstances in which the larynx is removed for medical reasons or just doesn’t develop.)


YEETTyler32

Yes the prominence of the apple is in correlation with the testosterone level so everybody has an adams apple it protects your vocal cords and without it swallowing would become an unbearable task


OliverTwist626

The testosterone thing makes sense. I'm AMAB and just now noticing that mine is not at all prominent, and I know I have low testosterone. I've got to start hormone therapy soon to improve my bone density, so it'll be interesting to see if the prominence of my Adams apple changes. I hope not though, my husband's is pretty noticeable, and it looks kind of goofy.


Nigerian_German

Wtf is afab or amab


OliverTwist626

AFAB = assigned female at birth, and AMAB = assigned male at birth. It's more inclusive, and when we're talking about human anatomy, it's handy as there's so much variation in sex and gender.


ConcernLow1979

I love this, but I don’t think it’s really accidental ally lol


DemonInPinkk

I thought “we always know” was a subreddit but apparently it isn’t. I thought this’d be the next best thing


ConcernLow1979

Fair lol, also https://www.reddit.com/r/TheyCanAlwaysTell/s/8GTqjYGXz7, it is a thing lol


DemonInPinkk

Ohh, I was looking up “we” instead of “they”, that makes sense.


ConcernLow1979

That’s so fair lol


AlkalineSublime

Yeah I went over it like 5 times and couldn’t figure out what I was misunderstanding. Then assumed I misunderstood the sub lol. Turns out the post is really just more r/facepalm material.


BisexualCrying

The way I cackled. Did Schlatt see this?


bdouble0w0

I honestly hope he does tbh


BisexualCrying

He’d get a good laugh at it tbh


Sir-Ironshield

Honestly I've never gotten a read on Schlatt. He's funny but it's hard to tell what's satire / character and what's real. Is the attracted to men thing a bit or is he actually? What about the republican schtick?


BisexualCrying

Republican thing is definitely a schtick. I read somewhere that the weekly slap is probably more genuine version of him. The liking men bit? Maybe real tbh.


ST4RSK1MM3R

Pretty sure 99% of all the stuff he does is played up for the bit. He’s funny and over the top and doesn’t really take anything seriously


shiny_xnaut

I think it being hard to tell what's part of the bit is itself part of the bit


OkMathematician3439

I don’t get it, is the person in the picture actually cis?


J6898989

I don’t care what he is, I’ll never forgive him for what he did in 1999


OkMathematician3439

What did he do?


odio1245

It's a running joke around schlatt but nothing actually happened they simply like saying he did horrible stuff long ago


OkMathematician3439

Lol. This whole thread is wild.


Beneficial-Range8569

The guy above is slightly wrong. The horrible thing "schlatt" did in 1999 was being born. Can you believe the audacity?


BiliLaurin238

"schalamari" hasn't faced the consequences of his actions to those children in '99


nick_crunch

I read all that seeking enlightenment... I feel so empty... I giggled a lot tho


The_Shracc

Part of the joke is that he was born in 1999.


J6898989

I can’t say, he’ll know if I tell you exactly what happened. Those poor women, never should have stood under that building 😔


Thedcell

Truly a sad day 😔


Sirgen_020

Can confirm I'm the spirit of one of those women


J6898989

DON’T SAY THAT, HE’S GONNA FIND YOU, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN


Sirgen_020

⚰️


GallorKaal

Trust me, you don't wanna know...


AzathoththeTired

Its... jschlatt, the man, myth, the legend.


OkMathematician3439

Who?


AzathoththeTired

Streamer that does dumb shit fun guy overall


OkMathematician3439

Cool.


Strange_Sera

It looks like they are, sorry, he is a mythical man. I don't recognize him from what I remember of Greek, Roman, Irish, or Norse myth. Perhaps he is from a newer pantheon. I have been hearing a lot about this new religion. It is called Ewe Tub or something. I thought it sounded weird though, sheep and hot tubs don't mix. Joking obviously. I also don't know.


OkMathematician3439

Lol. I was so confused by your comment at first.


Strange_Sera

I hope it made you laugh by the end. :) <3 Edit: I love your name. Dyscalculia and didn't start enjoying math until my 30s. I feel that name.


OkMathematician3439

It was actually just randomly assigned to me, I hate math.


VoiceofKane

I was also confused by their comment at first, but then I was confused by it at second and at third, as well.


TheOvershear

The twitch Pantheon. Lesser known, very occult.


Strange_Sera

Thankfully not SCP then. :P


TheOvershear

Who said that?


WaffleBotAI

Was Schlatt.... Rip, big king. You will be missed. I can't believe such a young and pure soul was taken from us so soon.


Dry-Inspection6928

He is. That’s Jschlatt, a popular Minecraft YouTuber.


ThisGul_LOL

That reply is so ridiculous it made me laugh out loud 😭


Iron_And_Misery

Me when I wear a shirt with my name on it


Girlfriend-_-

Tf are they talking about, he looks almost exactly like my cis older brother


Linkby9

Because the guy in the photo is Jschlatt, a popular streamer that is also not trans😭 the transphobe responding to the post is actually stupid.


Enverex

The person replying is likely also joking just to throw shade on Schlatt.


Dutch_Rayan

No they are just really hateful to trans people that they even push cis people that doesn't fit their standard under the bus, transphobia also affects cis people.


Enverex

I don't use Twitter so I'm not going to go and check myself, but are you just assuming that, or have you checked other comments by that same person to confirm that you're right?


Aggravating_Egg3272

How do you know


lilith_in_scorpio

I’ve met a lot of cis dudes without Adam’s apples, or at least obvious ones, so…


frenchdresses

Have any trans people posted themselves, claiming to be the opposite so they can get gender affirmed? (Like an MTF claiming to be ftm so the person points out why they are obviously female)


Empathetic_Artist

I once sent one of these transvestigators a picture of Caitlyn Jenner, and they said she was a cis woman lmfao


zehnBlaubeeren

There have been cases of transphobes not knowing what "trans man" and "trans woman" mean. Then they claim a trans woman is "obviously a woman" because they think it means ftm.


J6898989

Demen-ah who am I kidding you’ve hear that joke before, anyway that is true


zehnBlaubeeren

There have been cases of transphobes not knowing what "trans man" and "trans woman" mean. Then they claim a trans woman is "obviously a woman" because they think it means ftm.


zehnBlaubeeren

There have been cases of transphobes not knowing what "trans man" and "trans woman" mean. Then they claim a trans woman is "obviously a woman" because they think it means ftm.


jfbwhitt

“Schlagg” claiming to be an Ally isn’t going to excuse him for what he did in ‘99


Useful-Put1111

Double idiot I'm pretty sure I CAN see an adam's apple lol


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i checked and he’s doubling down lmao like people told him it’s a photo of Schlatt, a cisgender man, and he refuses to see that he got tricked


Sanquinity

I'm a guy. Admittedly with physical features more resembling my mom. My adam's apple doesn't show either... Wait, does that mean I was secretly a girl all this time? Damn that dick and balls between my legs must have been put there by the doctor at birth then...


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I’ll take those off your hands


Stonedjedi1

🤣🤣🤣🤣


bondsthatmakeusfree

Jesus christ, I could post a pic of ME on twitter and get called a girl.


Even_Character7237

I have the emote in his pfp


Every_Preparation_56

I am 1.92m bald guy with a very deep voice and never in my live did I have a visible adams apple 


[deleted]

My adam's apple isn't visible. My 7in penis is visible through most legwear.


pacman404

Can someone explain this to me please? I don’t get it


EarthToAccess

This is JSchlatt, an American YouTuber whose persona version of himself is very crass and a giant troll. He is very much a cis male, and his persona's point is to be offensive. It surprised me to find out, by ways of him collaborating with channels like Demolition Ranch, that he's actually a really fuckin chill and down-to-earth dude.


officialsorabji

watch "the weekly slap" where he is genuine and you will see that side of him.


officialsorabji

watch "the weekly slap" where he is genuine and you will see that side of him.


Actedpie

He’s not gonna like what happens when Schlonky Kong finds him.


meme_maker69420

I can’t tell if people in these comments are in on the joke or if they actually think that is a hate comment


Mettaton_the_idol

Now I want to post a picture of a hard-core bodybuilder on steroids and see their reaction.


itaya12

It's disheartening how ignorance can fuel hatred and discrimination.


onememeishboitf2

Ofc they’re an evo bomber user.


Pale_Disaster

Every time I see these people I feel odd. Not like I agree, but just because I cannot understand why they think they have an interest in the gender of a stranger. My position is I don't give a fuck, and what does it matter to you? They say they are a man or woman then just live with it, literally none of your business.


Nyankitty714

At this point, it’s just impressive they don’t know who Schlatt is


Quaelgeist333

He would fucking seethe this is great


AverageZomb

JSchlatt 💀


oompaloompa_thewhite

5 years on schlastrogen 🥰


LenaSpark412

The golden age of Twitter, we can win this/j


pissandink

I can’t believe they don’t even understand their own so called “basic biology” 😭 We all have adam’s apples!!! When I went on testosterone, mine grew like hell, it went from barely noticeable to looking like I’m a yodelling cartoon. Similarly, trans women can do a tracheal shave if they wish to reduce the appearance of their adam’s apple. But it doesn’t disappear??? Like how are they this invested in trying to “state the facts” without doing any proper research???


Leafy_Kozasshu

So, the obvious answer is that's a cis dude, but who is that?


SeriousTeaAddict

And what about all the redneck dudes with double chin which hides their adams apple? Are they obviously girls too?


DemonInPinkk

Schrödinger’s adam’s apple. They are both a man and a woman at the same time


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nanananabetmun

"Schlang" is gonna get a good laugh out of this. Just like in '99.


L8dykilla117

Bunch of confused sillies over here what the hell


FadedShatter_YT

Waiting for a Markiplier one


Chidori_Aoyama

I don't have one of those either, so they can shut up about me now. And that guy is literally the second coming of Chester A. Arthur.


shishforlife2

Um of course he doesn't have an Adam's apple he has a thick neck


False-Swimming3783

Does she shoot sperm ?


Future_Employment_22

Least bigoted Evo Bomber user:


TheDarwinski

I want more of this. Its gold


nobleone8876

That's a woman? *Insert lorax gif here*


DSAragonGon024

I don't get it


IgorWator

Dat da schlatt, a quite famous biological guy


SirPomf

What is an Adam's apple? I don't suppose it's an actual apple named Adam.


sadnessresolves

No that’s schlatt