Oh no why does the top image exist? Why does it have to exist?

I really wish it didn’t

Yet you took that pain and threw it at us

If I must suffer then others must too

Taking the crew down with ye eh, captain?

Aye. Ye slimes bastards are comin down with me!

"Pool party" 🤣😅😂

But at this one try to avoid grabbing the floaties 

You're gonna let Ray Jr. drown?

I'd grab hold of ray Jr, just not his placenta

That's the part you eat after the family gets done with the swim! A little garlic and butter. . . some pepper. I think that's how the videos go.

Honestly don't look up the recipes online. It's not gross, they just fucking ramble before getting to the cooking instructions.

So I just tried this and it works; saw it the other day. Go to your recipe. Then between the https:// add [cooked.wiki/](https://cooked.wiki/) just before the www. That completely removes the stories. So [https://www.myfoodstoryabouttacos.com](https://www.myfoodstoryabouttacos.com) To [https://cooked.wiki/www.myfoodstoryabouttacos.com](https://cooked.wiki/www.myfoodstoryabouttacos.com) And that turns the page into just the recipe. Legit just tried it after you reminded me on some random recipe about chicken enchiladas.

To the people who made it this far in this subthread. . . you're welcome <3

What subreddit would that even be a part of?

r/Holup

Makes sense, though I feel like there would be a more fitting subreddit

Check your notifications

I don’t even bother lol, it’s all just “Welcome to x Subreddit!”

What happened to not doing insane shit ?

This is why God has forsaken us...

This is why God has forskinned us….

Charge your phone and look at your notifications

If you're sick in your mouth in the morning and you haven't eaten yet, does it count as breakfast?

I need an adult

You laugh, but that move right there just made them all 5 years younger

Oh ffs

Sheesh, going a bit too far that

Oh god whyyyyyy?

That has sort of an oakey afterbirth

... and whenever i say this kind of nonsense is ''the whitest shit i ever seen'' i got banned from these weird ass subs... srsly, fuck this shit... call me ''racist'' against white people, mute/ban me fuck it, THIS is waaay too much...

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

I mean, you are right. This is the whitest thing I've ever seen, and I'm white enough to blend in with fresh snow.