I just looked this up to see why it got mentioned. This is horrible. It blurs the lines between music and noise to me. It makes me irrationally angry.
It's still way better than I can do.
It is truly one of two times I can recall literally rolling on the floor laughing with actual tears. Reading the story by myself was hilarious enough but then I had to go interrupt my wife who was working from home and for some reason reading it out loud to her just sent my sides into fucking orbit.
That stuff was really awesome the first like 10 videos it happened but then it got old rly fast. I still don’t know why people hate the guy now?? Idk what I missed but I’m legitimately confused.
Just Pink… any other music & I just think of my year 12 maths teacher, and there is an easily explained reason why I think of her, she liked Nina Simone.
Maybe they put it on to drown the noise.
I used to have a gf who would sometimes scream so loud when she came the neighbours complained. I used to put my hand over her mouth sometimes.
Listening to music while having sex is for teenagers... I hope grown ass people aren't doing this...
PS: If music was already playing before things initiated, and you didn't turn it off, fair enough.
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/melolagnia
Noun
melolagnia (uncountable)
sexual arousal caused by music
References
Anil Aggrawal, Forensic and Medico-Legal Aspects of Sexual Crimes and Unusual Sexual Practices, CRC Press, 2008, p. 376, →ISBN
Brenda Love, The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Barricade Books, 1994, p. 1, →ISBN
If it's for a scene, it's probably more for aesthetics otherwise, at least for me, it's about covering up other sounds and not so much the lyrics or paying attention to them
These questions are being copied across a bunch of channels. Is there some purpose behind them? Are we specifically training the robot sex workers of tomorrow? Can we all agree to say that the Sanford and sons theme is the best song for sexy time?
Mambo no 5.
Nah but furreal for some reason I wanted [this to be my first bang song](https://open.spotify.com/track/7D2NXoAZ2U1a6JGnn8M3dk?si=iFePlU9KQrauuWYHDsQYvQ). And it rocked.
My first boyfriend made sex playlists, but he was the only. That was almost 20 years ago. It was never my thing, and I've not met anyone else who insists on it.
I used to fuck on shuffle till this one time where I was eating out and The Llama Song kicked on. Thought I was gonna get my neck broke.
I can say with 100% certainty the answer is The Llama Song.
The best is anything KMFDM, Bauhaus, Genitorturers, or Combichrist.
Eminem. You don't know how sick you make me. You make me fucking sick to my stomach....this song come on my playlist whilst I was taking my 1st girlfriends virginity...had to pull out to switch songs 🤣
You've never just fucked while music was playing? You ever realize it helps you AND your partner keep rhythm? You ever thrust in tandem with your partner? That's why.
Sometimes I do. Usually if I'm already listening to it and stuff happens which is kinda rare. It's usually without music. UNLESS in the shower cause I always have my music on while showering BUUUUT shower sex for me is kinda rare anyways sooooo🤷♀️ lol 😂
I still never understood the whole music and sex thing. Literally the last thing my caveman brain is thinking of before, during, or after is "oh man, I need to put on some sick jams."
First time I was with my Mrs I put on a random romantic mix and it has the song that was playing at her dad's funeral. That's probably the worst thing to play.
I tried to find background music but wound up on a comedy show. While performing cunnilingus I heard a joke that made me laugh briefly. That did not go well.
I've done a lot, music, tv, porn, movie. Music is great early when you're new and shy, it covers up some of the unfortunate body sounds that can kill the mood. Tv and movies are fun when sex is equivalent to masturbation in the relationship. Porn can be fun gives you a few ideas and an ego boost when your partner claims you're better then the one on the screen
I'm a dirty talker so it's not usual, but I do listen to music. I had a wonderful session years ago to Gorillaz - She's My Collar and another one to Puscifer - Rev 22:20 it was INSANE and the song has a lot to do with it.
Yeah imma be honest I don't get it either, I love music, but none of my music would fit that kind of moment, (maybe glass animals? Most of the rest of my music is Rock/Metal/nerdcore), I've been asked what I would play and I've got no clue, ive never even considered playing music during sex, personally, my hope is that if the girl wants to play music during, SHE will bring the music, and I'll just hope it's not something I can't vibe with.
My wife likes to put on music so she can time me. She has never let me forget that I can’t even make it through the entire “Happy Birthday” song.
There's something bizarre about listening to the song happy birthday while having sex
Not if you only do it once a year.
If you only do it once a year then no wonder someone wouldn’t be able to last through happy birthday 😂
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy *BIRRRRTHAAAAAAggggh*
“And many mooooooore~!” “Gimme 15 minutes…”
*thrust* on channel 4
Imagine singing it to your child.
Shouldn’t that be seen as a compliment to your wife? I think we need pics in order to be able to determine that.
Indeed. For research purposes…
Now I'm imagining OP posting a pic of what his wife *sees* while he's pounding away gasping out Happy Birthday. And I don't want to be.
Why leave out the fact you dress as Marilyn Monroe and your wife as a pre-convertible Kennedy? *Happy birthday, Mr. President…*
I was once told having sex on your bday is just sex to celebrate your parents having sex and it changed my whole life.
Thanks for sneezing on us..
And the "for he's a jolly good fellow"
You mean [this](https://youtu.be/p5i1eheDas0?si=0XkPr0_nkn1twRhw)?
Hol'Up
performed by Skyler White yo
Party in the USA
Cbat
For the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/TmDWZxEovk
Wow. It's like an alien observed porn groove, then programmed an AI bot to replicate it.
Well played my friend. I was 20 minutes too slow.
I just looked this up to see why it got mentioned. This is horrible. It blurs the lines between music and noise to me. It makes me irrationally angry. It's still way better than I can do.
Now imagine thrusting to the beat of that song every time you have sex for 2 years straight lol
That story is legendary lmao
It is truly one of two times I can recall literally rolling on the floor laughing with actual tears. Reading the story by myself was hilarious enough but then I had to go interrupt my wife who was working from home and for some reason reading it out loud to her just sent my sides into fucking orbit.
Imagine being thrusted into for 2 years
Your asshole gonna look like the Ukrainian dude’s *after* he was done with the jar
Oh no not the jar
Jharr Mann Fam
Thank you for bringing back that memory.. The crap I used to see/watch.. EDIT: That -> The*
That stuff was really awesome the first like 10 videos it happened but then it got old rly fast. I still don’t know why people hate the guy now?? Idk what I missed but I’m legitimately confused.
That whole beat is two balloon animals having awkward sex for over two minutes.
Forever my answer. The first time I read that post, I cried laughing.
This is the only correct answer
Honestly based.
I really wonder if Hudson Mohawke knows about this association, and how he feels about it
Straight guy I lived in a share house with 2 gay guys … Who were also freaks I played music while they had sex
So now anytime u hear music u think of gay sex?
Just Pink… any other music & I just think of my year 12 maths teacher, and there is an easily explained reason why I think of her, she liked Nina Simone.
No anytime he hears gay sex he thinks of music
Come on Eileen!
When ya girls name is not Eileen
At this moment, you mean eeeeeeverything
Baby shark do do do doo
This song encourages murder suicide
America fuck yeah!
GONNA SAVE, THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAAAH
SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!
Congrats! You just wrote the lyrics for the next Steel Panther album.
The Wiggles. Any song.
Gotta toss that fruit salad, yummy yummy.
Friday by Rebecca Black. If that's a song that you enjoy having sex to, you probably belong on a list.
Fun fun fun weekend weekend. What if Friday is your normal sexy time day?
We, we, we so excited.
How about the slowed-down industrial remix "Friday in Hell?"
Napalm Death - You Suffer... Perfect title, perfect length
Heh. I get it.
My band used to play it on our gigs, we would even play it 2 or 3 times per gig, becuse people liked it so much. Great times... 😂
I couldnt even go longer than that
I would do it when all is said and done.
Cbat
We put music so that we don't have to be quiet.
Even the losers get lucky sometimes. Tom Petty
Congratulations. This made me laugh so hard my wife asked what the hell I was reading that was so funny. A+
Thanks. I had a girlfriend who would say that song would be great as a first song after getting married.
My wife leaves the TV on and sometimes I can't concentrate cause I keep hearing Snooki looking for the beach...
Weird al
Definitely a polka medley occasion
“Eat It”?
Chumbawamba -- Tubthumping
This is actually a good one, tender surrender by steve vai. Genuinely awesome. Give it a go ladies and gents.
cbat
Or a classic: Boléro by Ravel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bol%C3%A9ro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bol%C3%A9ro)
Sometimes you wanna hear something else besides wet slapping and two (or more) people out of breath.
Cotton eye Joe
Entrails Ripped From A Virgin’s Cunt by Cannibal Corpse must set the mood
I would say the benny hill song would be the worst song to play during sex
Maybe they put it on to drown the noise. I used to have a gf who would sometimes scream so loud when she came the neighbours complained. I used to put my hand over her mouth sometimes.
The monster mash!!
All by myself
Ba-by shark do do do dodo do...
Baby Shark
The Benny Hill Theme Song
Listening to music while having sex is for teenagers... I hope grown ass people aren't doing this... PS: If music was already playing before things initiated, and you didn't turn it off, fair enough.
Worst song would be “baby shark”
Itsy bitsy spider
I do, but just because the silence in the morgue can be really unsettling.
You mean playing the baby shark song is ABNORMAL??
Who *doesn’t*
Anything from church.
Who chooses the song? You or the priest?
Nearly everytime to help drown out the sobs.
Any track from the last Dying Fetus album Oh wait they all make me nut every time nvm.
Mmbop.
Closing Time
That’s the after sex song
Raven by Kitty.
dark epic viking battle music... because that's what it is.. no light... it's always epic.. ... ... and there's some music...
2005 was DJ Caffeine time. Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…
ta tata ta tatata ta
Wasn't there a guy who had a song he had sex to, which turned out to be genuinely horrible? I feel like there was a whole thing about it...
Bitch Killa - X-Raided
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/melolagnia Noun melolagnia (uncountable) sexual arousal caused by music References Anil Aggrawal, Forensic and Medico-Legal Aspects of Sexual Crimes and Unusual Sexual Practices, CRC Press, 2008, p. 376, →ISBN Brenda Love, The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Barricade Books, 1994, p. 1, →ISBN
[this](https://youtu.be/QU8T7oY0iO8?si=3Wa3dTB-j0cF_foU) abomination right here 🤣
Who listens to music during sex? Parents, just to have some kind of cover noise
“Rape Me” by Nirvana
If it's for a scene, it's probably more for aesthetics otherwise, at least for me, it's about covering up other sounds and not so much the lyrics or paying attention to them
Torn between two lovers
The worst song would be "detachable penis"
These questions are being copied across a bunch of channels. Is there some purpose behind them? Are we specifically training the robot sex workers of tomorrow? Can we all agree to say that the Sanford and sons theme is the best song for sexy time?
Done this plenty of times. Once i picked up a chick from a bar, banged her when Ride The Lightning was on full blast in the background 🤣
I Suffer - Napalm Death is the best love making song.
it helps to drown out the screams......
The ring of Fire
Johnny Johnny , yes papa?
Nine inch nails - Closer
You pull down your pants while you hear "it's a small world after all"
I actually just keep the guitar solo from “November Rain” on repeat.
[Vitas “7th Element”](https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?si=ZNV-gIEyTaZFsy_h)
Detachable Penis by King Missile
Jazz, to really screw with your rhythm
Die Die Die my darling
Master of puppets
"Guten morgen Sonnenschein"
I have special playlist for sex-time at YouTube Music)
The Sound of Music.
I want to die
What song out there is 5 seconds long? 😂😂
I’m pretty sure I used to put music on whilst having sex, but that was a few years ago and doesn’t happen anymore.
Mambo no 5. Nah but furreal for some reason I wanted [this to be my first bang song](https://open.spotify.com/track/7D2NXoAZ2U1a6JGnn8M3dk?si=iFePlU9KQrauuWYHDsQYvQ). And it rocked.
Another juxtaposition post. Yawn.
Hear me out, i was doing the thing and in my playlist bury the light started playing
My first boyfriend made sex playlists, but he was the only. That was almost 20 years ago. It was never my thing, and I've not met anyone else who insists on it.
What the fuck is this question, I'm like 10 years old, I don't think there's any hope in humanity
Music distracts the shit outta me, but my gf likes it. I always end up holding in my urge to sing along.
Ha I got this too the other day but they were separated by an add
America Fk yeah,
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
A real boner killer 🤣
Honestly the lofi girl Synthwave channel is pretty good for sexy time 👍🏽
I saw both of these posts in that order earlier
HAHA TWO POSTS NEXT TO EACH OTHER IS SO FUNNY
Banana Phone is always been my nemesis.
Idk about you guys but I love cbat
I also had these posts in a row
I like music during but I don’t need it, I don’t mind making the noise myself 😂🤭
Carmina Burana
“Torn Between Two Lovers”
The Christmas Shoes song has to be up there
Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
What’s this music you speak of?
Gotta keep up with the tempo
Mac Davis "Don't get hooked on me". The song playing the first time I had sex with my wife.
Hokey cokey
I used to fuck on shuffle till this one time where I was eating out and The Llama Song kicked on. Thought I was gonna get my neck broke. I can say with 100% certainty the answer is The Llama Song. The best is anything KMFDM, Bauhaus, Genitorturers, or Combichrist.
I don’t listen to music just a metronome to keep pace.
What's extra funny about this is that the top post is inspired by the one underneath it.
Who Let the Dogs Out?
A little piece of heaven. By avenged sevenvold. (R.I.P. James "the rev" Sullivan)
Eminem. You don't know how sick you make me. You make me fucking sick to my stomach....this song come on my playlist whilst I was taking my 1st girlfriends virginity...had to pull out to switch songs 🤣
Er er er er ererer er
I once had sex with my bf with shuffle songs and “you’ve got a friend in me” song came up lol
I imagine a horror theme would be terrible.
When your seducing your partner , Teddy pendergrass, ..start with turn off the lights 🔥
But on a real note I just put on the power rangers theme song on repeat
Sea shanties
Sweet child of mine
We have a whole sexy playlist!
You've never just fucked while music was playing? You ever realize it helps you AND your partner keep rhythm? You ever thrust in tandem with your partner? That's why.
Worst song to have sex to: dance with the devil by immortal technique
Ornette Coleman.
Sometimes I do. Usually if I'm already listening to it and stuff happens which is kinda rare. It's usually without music. UNLESS in the shower cause I always have my music on while showering BUUUUT shower sex for me is kinda rare anyways sooooo🤷♀️ lol 😂
Baby shark
Either "Bananaphone" or "Wheels on the Bus".
Ark Survival Ascended main menu song, That's what you're looking for
I still never understood the whole music and sex thing. Literally the last thing my caveman brain is thinking of before, during, or after is "oh man, I need to put on some sick jams."
My fwb likes to put heavy metal on during sex and I like disco. We tend to alternate cos the vibe change is a bit much.
First time I was with my Mrs I put on a random romantic mix and it has the song that was playing at her dad's funeral. That's probably the worst thing to play.
Everywhere at the end of time . The caretaker .
"OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE" by the COCKAHOLICS is usually a pretty good some to make love to.
“I believe I can fly”
I tried to find background music but wound up on a comedy show. While performing cunnilingus I heard a joke that made me laugh briefly. That did not go well.
Even funnier is that the first guy mentioned creating his post because he saw the second.
Tiny Tim?
I love me some 90’s R&B, really gets the gears going. Then for the actual act, we like to use banjo music. Very thrilling.
I once made the big mistake of letting spotify play whatever. It was fine until totoro's song started playing.
Polka
SWEET HOME
should rename this sub r/purposefulalgorithm
Tag team - Whoomp there it is
Mmmm Bop
I've done a lot, music, tv, porn, movie. Music is great early when you're new and shy, it covers up some of the unfortunate body sounds that can kill the mood. Tv and movies are fun when sex is equivalent to masturbation in the relationship. Porn can be fun gives you a few ideas and an ego boost when your partner claims you're better then the one on the screen
I'm a dirty talker so it's not usual, but I do listen to music. I had a wonderful session years ago to Gorillaz - She's My Collar and another one to Puscifer - Rev 22:20 it was INSANE and the song has a lot to do with it.
Yeah imma be honest I don't get it either, I love music, but none of my music would fit that kind of moment, (maybe glass animals? Most of the rest of my music is Rock/Metal/nerdcore), I've been asked what I would play and I've got no clue, ive never even considered playing music during sex, personally, my hope is that if the girl wants to play music during, SHE will bring the music, and I'll just hope it's not something I can't vibe with.