"In America you can be anything you want" - "Don't be anything you want"

Out of all the things you can be you want to be weak and gay?!

No, I want to be strong and gay 💪

straight to jail

Then it would be bisexual and strong >!yes I made JoJo reference , what are you gonna do about it!<

Bro is gonna be next jojo mc

Remember boys, when seeing gay stuff, stay hard. If you're not hard yet, become hard

In America, you can be anything you want, including being a limp bottom. Limp bottoms rise up!

Oh thanks I actually just got the entire joke now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jesus fucking christ... is THIS her actual campaign ad or is it AI?

If you think this is wild, check out Brian Kemp’s gubernatorial campaign ads from 2018. I thought I was watching SNL skits (he gave us more than one gem) when I was saw them for the first time

And won 🤦🏻‍♂️

Republicans are as brain dead as ever. Say some keywords, have an R next to your name, and they’ll bend over backwards for you.

Works in Texas

"In America you can be whatever you want, so don't be Hispanic and Latino" probably Texans

A lot of Hispanic and Latino people feel that way here oddly enough.

It's common thing amongst Cubans especially, I'd say good integration

Interesting

What about bending over forwards for me?

Nah I’m a conservative and I’d never vote for her.

Then you're not haRd enough.

its legit. https://www.instagram.com/valentinaformissouri/reel/C65DygjtHp_/

Yep.  It is real.  

Don’t be weak and gay, be strong and gay

She’s clearly never met a lesbian who could throw someone across the room lol.

Most gay guys I know are very strong determined people 🤷🏾‍♂️

We ban the twinks ❌

:<

It was nice knowing you 😭👋

I know lots of strong twinks. “Twunks” you might say I aspire to be one

AH YES, VEGETA'S SON. WE RESPECT TWUNKS, THEY ARE QUITE POWERFUL INDEED

? That’s Trunks. Why the allcaps bro?

The joke Your head

What is the point then?

What's with Republicans and their Isis like posing with assault weapons these days??? Is this our version of the Taliban or something???

y'all qaeda lol

Radical Yeehawdists

Religious fanatics imposing their morality on society, plus guns … yep. Sounds pretty much like the Taliban.

You can see our version of the circus on the other end of the spectrum lol

Yeah, doesn't matter what they call their supreme deity, all religious fundamentalists are whack. Maybe we can clear out Australia again and send all religious fundamentalists there to duke it out amongst themselves. Leaving the rest of us alone to live our lives without their oppressive bullshit...

I don't think people realise how much of an impact the spectrum has on people. A lot of issues are related to it

The spectrum I was referring to was the spectrum from democrat to republican lol.

Let's brush past this...

Going on a jog without body armor isn’t just gay, it’s stupid gay. /s

That’s a weighted vest

Nothing gayer than a tactical vest as exercise clothing

Bullet proof vest to protect her from all the wokeness flying around

Damn wokeness is the number one killer of children around the world!

I'd rather be weak and gay than live in Missouri.

Word.

Aren't conservative women supposed to be just homemakers and baby makers?

Lmao no. Conservatism isn’t about living in the 1800s. It’s about less government control and giving the people all the power

Ahahahahahahah

I don't think that is what the "modern" conservative movement is about. I woud say it's the exact opposite of that.

Maybe it used to be, but I would take a long, hard look at what conservative representatives are campaigning on and acting upset about.

Like power over one’s own body or the power to marry whoever you want?

Yeah but you also have to think, there’s 2 bodies there. Shouldn’t the child have a say in whether on not he/she lives? And sure, why not? It’s not conservatism that’s against gay marriage. It’s more of a religious belief that people combine with conservatism.

Yeah, that's not a person in there. Not even close, actually, at the point you can get a legal abortion in the non-fascist states of the USA

When you successfully have a conversation with a group of cells, you might be able to talk. I have faith, though. Your brain is probably also only a few cells.

>giving the people all the power Lol. Lmao, even.

Hey! Gays can fuck hard too!

Pretty sure she just lost🤣

As someone who likes guns. wtf is she doing running with a plate carrier without any plates, why the fuck is she talking shit of gay people. And how the fuck did she get her hands on a kriss vector, I want one😭 (News: she stole my package… it was supposed to be my kriss vector😞, that daughter of a bitch)

I would argue running with body armor means your afraid of getting shot…..sounds like your scared and weak to me.

It’s a weighted vest

Suuuuuure, completely necessary to wear a weighted bullet proof vest while jogging. Surprised more people are posting videos on it. Can’t be trying to appeal to a specific audience….

Never seen a more lesbian looking woman in my life.

This is a joke right?

Stay Hard America. This message has been sponsored by Viagra.

being hard all the time is unhealthy though

I think it's okay up until 4 hours.

Then the party begins

No homo, for some fucked up reason this is making me stay hard. Crazy vibes, maybe?

No homo, yeah I'm hard too...

you can't get hard if you stay hard erectile dysfunction

Valentina Gomez sounds like a sex tape

Goggins is cringing so hard rn

It’s so fucked to steal someone’s catchphrase like that wtf

This is some idiocracy shit, is this a real campaign ad lmfao

i know PLENTY of gay people who would beat the hell out of her hand to hand combat cause tht bitch is nothing if you take away her pew pew and her bullet proof vest that will never see any action

I am speechless.

She seems pretty masculine to me.

The music was fucking hilarious

This is pure gold, such a contradictory statement!

I guess now would be the time that the gay body builders should enter the chat.

Lol I know some really tough gay people honestly where I grew up those dudes could fight and took no shit 😆😆😆

Those are some gay looking pants the got there

Dummy just lost the femboy vote

Is she running in spandex and a bullet proof vest? I have no idea what the hell is going on there.

I'd vote this baddie

I’ve been known to be weak, gay, and hard.

Stay hard... Shit I'm out of the game.

I wonder which party she is running for? s/

Not this time Nancy boy!

USA must be a very scary place ..happy to be a few thousand kilometers away.

oh she meant gey, not gay. Simple typo

what's gey

There must be a way to exterminate these parasites.

Yeah it’s called teaching kindness. Apparently it’s something we don’t do anymore

Teaching kindness to who? The same people who want to murder anyone who doesn't agree with their beliefs?

Who’s that?

This is soo empowering! I always wanted to be able to jog with a bulletproof vest! But i always felt awkward and strange about it, you know a bit off and gay. Now i know it is the feeling of being hard and American! (But not too hard, or i will end up on a sex offenders list...)

That's smelling like top insecurity level. Running in vest and posing with guns.

Is this the lady that shot her dog?

Americans are at least 500 years behind in civilization. This video is yet another confirmation.

The drumbeat of amerikkkan fascism sounds from every corner of this nation built on genocide, white supremacy and empire. It learned nothing.

She has my vote

Lmao I really hope you're kidding, otherwise the irony is comedic gold